>walks into your restaurant
what do you serve to win his approval
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what do you serve to win his approval
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nothing. food critics can fricking hang
>have a nice day
>have a nice life
huh?
Arroz com ovo
Serve him the house special; a suspiciously moist and warm zucchini.
What job is more useless: food critic or movie critic?
Nutrition is important
Entertaimment is zogbot golem propaganda
>nutrition
Yeah that’s what a food critic cares about
Movie critics. Both professions are filled with people so out of touch that they've rendered themselves nearly pointless, but the unwashed masses are more likely to read a restaurant review because it's usually more expensive than a movie.
oven pizza
zucchini
Eggs, I only serve eggs and egg-centric dishes at my restaurant. All eggs will be served runny no exception. I never leave the restaurant.
dank mashed potatoes food hack
Our finest chicken tendies.
Pizza rolls.
Rat poison
Double-patty burger no cheese with onions, pickles, ketchup, mustard. Side of waffle fries and a brewed sweet tea.
I make him a breakfast bagel sandwich, because I'm really good at making those. It's got spicy sausage patty (or good applewood bacon as substitute) then whip up three eggs and cook them so they are done and NOT burnt, add a slice of swiss or two between the meat and the egg and top it off with a smear of mayonnaise and pepper to taste all on a (lightly) toasted sesame seed bun. I eat about three or four of these a week.
With a sunny side up egg, a fistful of chopped green onions and some extra crispy fried onions on top.
A knuckle sandwich.
beef on a stick garnished with salt and pepper, raw onion; juiced into a glass to dip you beef stick into, a bowl of house activated almonds, and a glass of orange juice for desert
Needs emu meatballs and a homemade coconut
Bon apetit
a humble egg sandwich
just post it so we can get on with our day
Pizza
Pizza is the single greatest human achievement
Filets de poulet et frites
Refuse to serve him. My perspective is that if I serve you something and you hate it, my restaurant goes down in flames, but if you like it, you’ll draw useless crowds making my restaurant go down a slow agonizing march to mediocrity.
I wouldn't serve him anything. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.
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Childhood trauma
I'd serve my dick n balls
In Pickenpaw.
My ass and taint in Laurent Saint.
My gooch and hooch in Chattanooch.
My nuts and butt in Connecticut.