>want to show my friend kingdom of heaven (directors cut). >they constantly look down at their phone

>want to show my friend kingdom of heaven (directors cut)
>they constantly look down at their phone
what the FRICK is wrong with people nowadays? what are some short movies I can show to mindfried people?

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Singular they
    Frick off homosexual

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Singular they
      >theys
      ?????

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Have you read a book or anything besides Cinemaphile in the last 20 years? A singular "they" is a perfectly grammatically correct way to refer to one person without their sex/gender. It makes it more universal and it has nothing to do with LGBT or pronoun politics. Illiterate troglodyte

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >it has nothing to do with LGBT or pronoun politics
        i'm not even saying i'm opposed to this usage of "they" but this^^^ is insanely disingenuous

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >what is context
          Retake 3rd grade, anon. "They" can be a moronic pronoun like for Ezra Miller or the Last of Us girl, but the use of "they" in OP just implies that the texting friend could be male or female and in fact the problem of attention span is completely unrelated to their gender at all

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >the problem of attention span is completely unrelated to their gender at all
            it doesn't have to be related, there is literally no reason to not say either "he" or "she"

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >says she
              Thread becomes about women being moronic

              >says he
              Thread probably doesn't change, but only because "he" is the "default" pronoun along with "they"

              It's painfully obvious the only text you ever read is from Cinemaphile and probably Facebook, you literally don't even read articles or news

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >"he" is the "default" pronoun along with "they"
                >along with "they"
                >"they"

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Have you EVER even read anything longer than 3 sentences in your life? Fricking moron. In academic writing "they" as a singular is far less clunky than "he/she" and "he" is not appropriate if also talking about men/women together as a singular

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >bragging about reading MSM news articles like that makes you some intellectual

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nice comprehension, moron. I'm citing news as the lowest baseline of written material one can consume

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                you seem very butthurt
                you claim to not be a troony right?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >proven wrong
                >b-butthurt troony!
                You caught me, I'll never be a woman indeed, since I'm just a regular frickin male. What's the next step in your master plan to btfo me

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                im not the same guy lol
                continue ur meltdown tho
                ur totally not a troony btw lmao

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'll send you a timestamped pic of my wiener right now anon, get on your knees

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                post it pussy

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Post 20 examples.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Even if I did you would not concede, morons are not self-aware in that way. You can easily find 20 within
          >board game rules
          >instruction manuals
          >research papers
          >textbooks
          >encyclopedia articles
          >Wikipedia articles
          i.e. the kind of documents completely beyond your comprehension of the English language, the saddest part being you're not even ESL. ESLs actually learn English, you just picked it up from the inbreds around you

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody fricking cares dude.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >proven wrong (or maybe post too long to read)
              >"nobody cares dude"

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Even if I did you would not concede, morons are not self-aware in that way. You can easily find 20 within
        >board game rules
        >instruction manuals
        >research papers
        >textbooks
        >encyclopedia articles
        >Wikipedia articles
        i.e. the kind of documents completely beyond your comprehension of the English language, the saddest part being you're not even ESL. ESLs actually learn English, you just picked it up from the inbreds around you

        Disingenuous homosexual
        An instructional manual will use they because the target for the instructions could be aimed at a man or a woman. You know the gender of your homosexual friend and there is no reason to call him a they in a story about him.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          In normal conversation you might use they to hide the gender of someone you're talking about because knowing the gender can derail the conversation, is especially irrelevant, or should be kept hidden
          >telling gf about your coworker
          >"yeah they went to the Bahamas, I saw pictures"

          >"who spread that rumor?"
          >"sorry, they said not to tell"

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        only ESLs get upset at others using "they" to explain one person because they(lol) can't understand english

        replying to me means you lost

        You will always be a he/him

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      only ESLs get upset at others using "they" to explain one person because they(lol) can't understand english

      replying to me means you lost

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        only ESLs seem to have proper gender roles left in their respective countries
        We have fricking men in the lady's room now

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Singular they
        >theys
        ?????

        Have you read a book or anything besides Cinemaphile in the last 20 years? A singular "they" is a perfectly grammatically correct way to refer to one person without their sex/gender. It makes it more universal and it has nothing to do with LGBT or pronoun politics. Illiterate troglodyte

        >want to show my friend kingdom of heaven (directors cut)
        >they constantly look down at their phone

        Correct version:
        >they'RE constantly look down at their phone

        If OP just made a grammer mistake that's fine, but if he's saying the ONE friend looks down at his phone as "THEY looking down" he may be a troony lover. Appropriate reason to be upset at that.

        Have you read a book or anything besides Cinemaphile in the last 20 years? A singular "they" is a perfectly grammatically correct way to refer to one person without their sex/gender. It makes it more universal and it has nothing to do with LGBT or pronoun politics. Illiterate troglodyte

        You clearly haven't read a book in five years either. Re-read what OP wrote.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >they're constantly look down at their phone
          >they looking down
          Good job professor

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    the movie drags a lot in the later third tbh, too much mindless action and battles

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah definitely needed more romance and psycho mommy child murder

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    people did that in the 00's as well, you weren't old enough to have a phone then.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This, everyone was constantly playing snake on their Nokia

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      that is absolutely not true. This fad of being glued to the phone didn't start till smartphones became a thing in the late 2000's maybe like 2008.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao, explain friends and random movie goers on nokias and motorola razrs who were texting constantly during movies

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        This. Even most normies could pay attention to entire movies in the late 90s and early aughts. Now most people's attention spans are shot, so much so that "marathoning" a movie is now a thing.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          A normal person back then was just that, a normal person.
          Now it's normal to put your kids through hormone replacement therapy and bottom surgery before they turn 10, while you take a week off work for "mental health" reasons. This country is fricking done, I'm ready for the red century. Goddamn Chinks have more sense than us

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Are you like a real person or are you doing a joke or something?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, he's the real deal

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        People texted before that

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >my friend
    >they
    didnt read the rest of your garbage thread

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >they

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to fishtank general

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      mods realized it would be moronic to let the general shit up the board when the show starts in july

      or the schizo answer, sam only paid the mods a for a couple of days

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sam's checks bounced when jannies took them to thr bank

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Collect and mute all phones prior the start of the movie.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I buy machines that block phone signals?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Even if its just local the feds will still go after you
        no fun allowed anymore

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        a friend of mine bought a wifi jammer just to frick with his neighbors.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OP be like

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      haha yeah fr

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The filming of Back Breaking, colorized

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even try anymore.
      The only way it works is if you're in an actual theatre and at that point you probably won't know it's one of your favourite movies yet

      name?

      bigolmtwndew

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn Tay is 10/10

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          That is Taylor, Tay(leigh) is the chudwife with black hair.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even try anymore.
          The only way it works is if you're in an actual theatre and at that point you probably won't know it's one of your favourite movies yet

          [...]
          bigolmtwndew

          she is such a hard worker, even during her florida streams she would work and stream at 3 AM the same night. she is going to get a wig i think for the lois stream.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nasal piercings are disgusting and you are a terrible person.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    please tell me what does it feel like to eat a woman blonde a cute inbetween the legs eat and drink kuicy juice????????????? plsssss

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      bags of sand

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      In my experience blondes are more likely to have a stinky puss.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ask tj. But she drinks lots of beer so probably not great

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    who has webm of two girls on phone talking about blowjob

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That TJ is a lucky guy

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i heard she likes him more than he likes her. But it should give all guys a bit of hope if even someone like tj has a cute girl like taylor like him

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        it really seems like she does oddly enough. youd think itd be the other way around.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          When you think back to the house, she was always looking for him or just following him around. At the time everyone thought it was just directions from the basement but clearly not. It is a rare phenomenon though and I don't think many guys will be so fortunate

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >ignoring the fact that she literally was working for the wiggers and is still under a Streaming contract with them
            lol

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >streaming contract
              proof of this? do they take a cut of her donations then?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously. TJ was chosen to be S2 winner so just like Joe Z from s1 he and the girl they paid to to stream with him (taylor) have to give the wiggers a cut

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                tj who said he wasn't becoming a streamer after the show, and who has in fact not became a streamer after the show, is under a streaming contract
                yeah ok, you're moronic

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              She was only working for them when they brought her back to be the poker dealer. And no, no one is on a "streamer contract"

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                streamer contract sounds ridiculous. More likely she just took advantage of her popularity from the show and decided to stream. She seems to be having fun when doing it rather than if she was obliged, she probably wouldn't be enjoying it so much

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >And no, no one is on a "streamer contract"
                Yea sure that's why Josie and letty spend so much time with the wiggers after season 1 and why Sam and jet so heavily promoted their channels on his own podcast. Letty only quit in retaliation when they wouldn't let taxcin come back for s2.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                proofs of this other than your schizo delusions?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of proof do you want just use your brain homie

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >What kind of proof do you want
                so thats a no thanks

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Common sense bro

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      TREACHEROUS WORM

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >septum piercing
    it's your own fault for putting up with people like this
    have standards

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's a Cinemaphile meme to go to the movies by yourself, but I've gone to the movies alone more in relationships than when I was just dating.
    I can't keep explaining what happened to my wife during movies. I'd rather just go by myself and just summarize the movie to her.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to prevent someone from looking at their phone every couple of minutes is a lost cause. They are gone. They are drones now.

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    My internet "addiction" has gotten pretty bad. Any tips to cut down? I know this post is homosexualy, it's not like a real drug.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      go outside and touch grass

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What happens when you stop using the internet? Do you start convulsing from withdraws? If no, literally just find something to do and then do it without your phone

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That is a very poor choice of movie to show a friend.

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is why i don't watch movies with friends. Mine suck so much. Most of the time i get very angry at them for going to the bathroom every 20 min, or looking at their phones while talking dumb questions about the movie. "Did he just killed" him!? "Oh my god!" Shut the frick up, sit down, don't pull your phone and watch the goddamn movie.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The worst is when they act like they have to be interested. Just makes it tiring for both of us.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You don't pause when they go to the bathroom?

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Bigcomando69/status/1789792541484740935

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    name?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Treacherous worms gf

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        /tard handler

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        and her name?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          bigolmtwndew on everything

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >mtwn
            did she do that on purpose? there's no W in mountain

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              It stands for motown

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              shes kinda moronic

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    you need to find a zoomie or millennial art hoe

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >what are some short movies I can show to mindfried people?

    Some of the old, ridiculous action anime from the late 80s and 90s like MD Geist
    OVA format makes it so that a "movie" is just a long episode, like 50 minutes

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    shes so positive

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    So Josie is a lesbian, right?

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    keep up the good work taylor it will pay off 🙂

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Should have gone with “Days of Heaven”.

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    TJ is such a lucky homosexual holy shit
    Im happy for him tho

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >win 50k
      >get a devoted big titty gf who moved across the country for you
      lucky little moron

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's too dumb to realize it.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          what was the tts?

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Taylor is absolutely STACKED man

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Booba

        Too bad about that warthog ring

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Now I sit in anon's house and look upon a phone.

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Controversial take: the directors cut is not worth it and the theatrical cut is fine by itself. You'd only get filtered if you have zero knowledge about history, i.e. a burger

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    do you have the clip where Taylor and TJ are sitting in the living room and TJ accidentally sits on his cake? (It gets stuck between him and the side of the couch)

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    your friend thinks he is a group of people.
    protip: get better friends

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    There's only 4 scenes worth watching in the whole movie

  36. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    all tayleigh simps must fricking hang

  37. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom of Heaven is anti-white garbage.

  38. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH SYLVIA

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's pregnant and in New Zealand with the father. She's going to inflate even bigger in size.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        UNF

        Will Sylvia be a good mom?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's gonna be a kid who is glued to an ipad.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      He did it, the absolute madlad

  39. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I had a watch party for Revenge of the Sith two weeks ago and one of my friends was apparently fondling and kissing his girlfriend a lot during the movie.
    I didn't notice but another mutual friend of ours (unfrickable chubby girl) seethed over it two days ago. She was obviously insecure about it lmao

  40. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend wants you to make a move. Frick her brains out.

  41. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is she coming back for season 2.5?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

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