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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl mareens
    No

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >female space marines

      it's 2024

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Females can be space marines.

        In the grim, dark future of the 41st millennium, only men can be space marines. Go buy a Sisters of Battle army if you want girls in power armor so bad.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Warhammer loregays are cute when they act like it's serious business. The sole reason only men can be space marines is because early female models had poor sales.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post photos of these early female models anon.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Top right and bottom centre, but to be clear, I'm saying all female models had poor sales in the 80s, and that's why space marines were made all male.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and that's why they should STAY male. The concept was tried, it failed and shouldn't be attempted again. Ever.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and that's why they should STAY male.
                Because of market pressure in the 80s? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it doesn't work. Because that's not what guys what to see. Male tastes have not changed since the dawn of time, so what difference would forty years make, you moron?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the future so you must accept this
        No.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "It's 2016" people are so fricking cracked in the head it's unreal. Those people don't have a soul.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >female space marines

      Females can be space marines.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In other settings, yes

        But in the fascist, theocratic nightmare empire of man from Warhammer 40k, they can't.
        Given the brainwashing, not even eggs.
        I'm straight up pro trans rights, but real world justice does not mean that suddenly all of fiction needs to have their repressive armies of Catholic space Nazis be inclusive.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Imperium is pretty inclusive as far as race and gender goes. Females can't be space Marines because the Emperor didn't design gene-seed to work with them. He probably figured that it made more sense to use males as they have more body mass and musculature. Simple as.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please stop using the phrase: "It's soooo inclusive." Just stop. Enough.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I tells it like I sees it, anon. Have you any counterargument?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, take your woke bullshit, pack it up and go home. Warhammer doesn't need your "inclusivity". No one fricking wants it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are mindbroken, dude. The Imperium doesn't give a shit if you're black or white, gay or straight, man or woman, as long as you're not a heretic, mutant, traitor, or alien. When has that not been the case?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, you either agree with Warhammer 40K fans and the OG creators, or you can piss off.
                Warhammer will stay Warhammer or it doesn't exist. There's no other options. No. Compromise.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know that isn't what he meant. You know exactly what he meant by Wokeness.
                And before you even fricking ASK, woke is shoving in modern day political "inclusive and diversity" bullshit that doesn't actually Add anything in the story and more often then not stop everything in its tracks to go "HEY THIS GUY IS GAY" or "THIS GAL IS TRANS YAAAAAY" for no fricking reason then to try and appeal to 5% of the population who already never gave a shit about this franchise.

                Dude, you either agree with Warhammer 40K fans and the OG creators, or you can piss off.
                Warhammer will stay Warhammer or it doesn't exist. There's no other options. No. Compromise.

                Gatekeeping what? You can't keep anyone out. You have no power. You dont own anything Games Workshop will do whatever they want. No amount of b***hing online will stop that.
                It doesnt have to be that way. There is stuff that is worth caring about but it's not this.
                This thread is like watching Norte-Dame burn but people only care about a grease fire at the McDonald's across the street.

                >Dude you're just one fan, you have no power so stop complaining and let it all happen! Don't give any sort of pushback, don't even bother trying! Just accept it and let it happen!
                And there it fricking is. Another fricking non-argument dismissal done only to try and stop people from giving a shit.
                Frick. Off.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you frick off. You don't give a single frick about Warhammer, you snake. You what people like me do to snakes that slither onto our property? I'll give you a hint if you want.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't give a shit about this franchise you have been arguing about for the past hour and a half because I say you don't.
                And yet another attempt to dismiss everything being said. You fricking clown.

                I'm running into the same problem. Abandon ship, homosexuals are too mad and think everyone's the boogeyman.

                >Thread opens with Female Space Marines
                >Multiple anons all say "I don't see what's so wrong with that just let it happen!"
                >Get called out on your bullshit
                >"UUUUH UUUUH YOU'RE ALL CRAZY STOP LOOKING FOR A BOOGIEMAN!
                God you people are so fricking disgustingly disingenuous.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know Anonymous is more than one person, right? You know to reply to the post you quote and not to, like, the general bad vibes mannn, right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I know that you fricking moron.
                And I am pointing out that anyone who claims they haven't said anything "woke" are most likely to be the same anons defending female space marines. Mostly because they all type the fricking same and keep bringing up the exact same arguments.

                >This thread LITERALLY opened with female space marines and people defending them and saying it should happen and that there is no reason why it can't.
                >WE ALL SAW THE POSTS.
                Fricking so. Does your Black person brain not understand that there can more than two sides of an argument? You dont want female space marines, they do. I am saying this shit is for stupid morons who can't grow up.

                >You should stop giving a shit already
                FRICK OFF I WILL NEVER STOP WANTING GOOD THINGS TO REMAIN GOOD

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WILL NEVER STOP WANTING GOOD THINGS TO REMAIN GOOD
                Prepare for a lifetime of disappointment then

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And I am pointing out that anyone who claims they haven't said anything "woke" are most likely to be the same anons defending female space marines.
                I think they're very likely people who haven't said anything "woke" and are confused and irritated that it's the only response you can make to their posts.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >FRICK OFF I WILL NEVER STOP WANTING GOOD THINGS TO REMAIN GOOD
                Then leave this behind and focus on what is actually good. Return to your cultural touchstones.
                Look just try okay. Crack open some Dostoevsky. Just give it a shot.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can enjoy things like Dostoevsky and Warhammer 40k at the same time, its not an either or.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking called it

                Next dismissal is gonna be "it was always shit so you shouldn't care about it anyways"

                And on top of it you also throw in the book shit.

                >An Ultra Marine knows when a Chaos follower is trying to frick with him and he'll always destroy them.
                This is like little kid shit man. Do you sleep in superman pajamas to scare away the bad guys?
                Yeah the guy telling to to engage in the white western canon is secretly a evil chaos alien.

                >"You're too old to be caring about this so just stop!"
                And there it fricking is yet AGAIN.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're not declaring you too young, we're saying you're acting like an immature child throwing a tantrum because someone took away his toy. You CAN like Warhammer, anon. Reading the fricking room already and calm the hell down

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're acting like a child so stop complaining and just give up already!
                I am reading the room. I am reading through all the bullshit disingenuous shit.
                I am reading how people keep going "on whats ashkually good" and I know what they mean by what they didn't say. On what they are trying to imply.
                It's not going to work. I will keep calling the bullshit out.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please, you’re the kind of person who would he would have no issue with modern “writers” updating war and peace for “modern audiences.” by turning every fifth character into a black transsexual so please shut the frick up about reading books because we all know that if you do read it’s a jerk yourself off and not absorb any of the contact there in otherwise you wouldn’t be so obsessed with obliterating every single cultural entity you come across scumbag.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn’t know that because it is a Redditor, and only came here as a tourist because Reddit is the most insufferable website of all time. Now they’ve attempted to introduce their Reddit tendencies into our domain and her upset that they’re being rejected.

                >You don't give a shit about this franchise you have been arguing about for the past hour and a half because I say you don't.
                And yet another attempt to dismiss everything being said. You fricking clown.

                [...]
                >Thread opens with Female Space Marines
                >Multiple anons all say "I don't see what's so wrong with that just let it happen!"
                >Get called out on your bullshit
                >"UUUUH UUUUH YOU'RE ALL CRAZY STOP LOOKING FOR A BOOGIEMAN!
                God you people are so fricking disgustingly disingenuous.

                Virtually everyone disagreed with the premise of female space marines as outright absurd as as would be male Adeptus Sororitas. You did not take this rejection well and thus proceeded onto the course that is lead you to the point you are at now. A point in which you are completely gaslighting all of the people who jumped on you and told you to shut up and enjoy the thing for what it is not what you want it to be because that’s why everyone is there in the first place. No one enjoys Warhammer for the cultural sensibilities of a deranged, selfish antisocial, manipulative, disingenuous, mentally ill person who can only see their deranged, sexual tendencies validated through media. Honestly, you should love Warhammer for what it is because they have entire armies in the Dark Eldar and Slannesh or even Tzeentch comprised entirely of degenerates just like yourself fighting the Catholic space Nazis as you called them just like you are in this thread.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What in the frick are you talking about?
                I haven't posted any coomer shit. I've been against female space marines and compromising on what you believe in and giving up, and calling out the bookhomosexual for trying to make people stop giving a shit about stuff they enjoy getting worse.
                I genuinely have no idea what the frick you are on about. I've been agreeing with the anon posting stuff like

                Not until THEY stop trying to frick with Warhammer or IPs like it first and even then, I'll still be a stubborn butthole, so honestly, I can't promise I'll "stop" gatekeeping.

                They know what they're fricking doing, why do you think they're here posting coomer crap? All people need to do is point out what they're doing and act as an unbreakable will and tell them:

                "No"

                Are you even keeping track of the (yous) and the previous posts?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was replying to the bookgay ideally. Don’t know if you got caught in friendly fire. We all agree that that troony is a snake trying to see the seeds of troonydom in the story.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I understand if you don't like woke material being inserted into the setting for no other purpose than to win good boy points with people who don't give a shit either way. Truly, I get that. However, I don't like when the Imperium is reduced to "catholic space nazis" with no greater nuance than that, because that just invites right leaning bad actors to insert their politics into the setting. I agree that the setting should be separated from current issues and politics. The Emperor's goal for humanity was to unify the species under a single aegis to ensure it's survival. Mutants, aliens, traitors, and (later) heretics pose a practical threat to that unity. Gays, blacks, and wömen do not (except for Erda). The Imperium is the cruelest, most bloody regime imaginable, but it exists to preserve mankind from an unimaginably worse fate. It has nuance. It would not make sense for it to enforce petty divisions like race, gender, or sexuality. That is all I mean when I say it's inclusive.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like I've been saying, the reason the Ciaphas Cain books are so good is because it shows off the Humanity in the Guards and on other planets.
                That and I always found that for as bad as it is, the Imperium is still the best solution for humanity. And again not EVERY single planet is an absolute massive horrible shit-hole. Not absolutely everyone is suffering at every second of every day.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the Imperium is still the best solution for humanity
                the Great crusade was about making the IoM the only possible solution. Unless you think shit like Sword Logic is perfectly rational the IoM is nothing more than another example of the folly of man.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The folly of man that has been working for the past ten thousand years. The folly that was the only solution because the only person who knew how to save Humanity tried his best to do so.
                There is no compromising with the aliens in the Galaxy. And the one place that we saw that might actually work out, was also stupid enough to leave a Chaos artifact out in the open for anyone to grab and be corrupted.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The folly of man that has been working for the past ten thousand years. The folly that was the only solution because the only person who knew how to save Humanity tried his best to do so.
                It's literally "what if Leto II failed". The Emperor being stuck in a coma and his plans being twisted and everything slowly dying is the point.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He did the best he could, and did a far better job than anyone else could have. For all its flaws, the Imperium has stood for over 10,000 years. And for all the bluster about it's inevitable demise, the Chaos gods are still piss scared of the Anathema. Maybe there's still a chance.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe everything's not fricked
                Maybe. But the basic premise is that everything's fricked, the Imperium is fricky, the Emperor fricked up and got fricked, fricking everybody else in the process, and now it's just a matter of time until terminal fricking.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. The chances of unfricking it are incredibly small, but not impossible.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                On that note, the Interex also firmly believed that Chaos would eventually destroy them and dance on their ashes. They didn't have a plan for long term survival. At least the Emperor was bold enough to play for Final Victory against Chaos.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                chaos winning is canon to the original premise of the setting

                Franky yes in a Universe full a horrors being a galactic player is the best and only option for continued survival.

                humanity will continue without the IoM you dumb piece of shit it would be a dominant power but it will exist. The Great Crusade was about killing off any possible rival factions and taking thier infrat structure to expand because a bunch of hippies committed ritual suicide, reincarnated, and said "I know what is best for all and my plans are with out fault."
                That is the folly.
                Humanity instead of being allowed to flourished in various strains was cut down to a few, yoked to the hubris of one man, in a system where it's continued existence is reliant on him. If Orks did not die off as a species when Urlakk Urg was killed by Horus. Why would humanity die with the IoM? It is a corpse that lives by the sole virtue that the entire setting is a ploy to get people to buy overpriced plastic and resin?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao look at this heretic getting so mad.
                In a Galaxy where literally everything wants to kill you and the best empire we've seen that wasn't the imperium didn't even have a plan for Chaos, the IOM is the only way to go. Those hippies and the man they became new best. Frankly his only folly was just being a bad dad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >chaos winning is canon to the original premise of the setting
                I don't care. The official cannon has changed before and may change again. Faith alone may overturn the universe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Faith in Warhammer writers?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From the books I've read, Yes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Warhammer will ever officially switch from grimdark to "everything's going to work out fine eventually", it's just not in the cards.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You never know man. The term Noblebright exists for a reason.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the entire reason is because of homosexuals rejecting the current setting as it was and wanting something different, much how homosexuals reject the notion of that female space marines are not and should not be a thing and whine that they should.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Humanity existed prior to the creation of Emps and continues to survive without the IoM anon.
                that is a non debatable fact.
                The significance of the IoM is that it is a major player in the galactic game and has united vast swaths of humanity to a singular purpose, namely it's continued existence.
                If you truly feel that humanity has to be the dominant player on the galactic stage then yes the IoM is the "only" option*.

                Humanity will continue to endure without Emps some strains will do so beholden to some other power while others will continue on alone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Franky yes in a Universe full a horrors being a galactic player is the best and only option for continued survival.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then there should be no emphasis on gays blacks or women. Don't bring that shit up, don't make it their identity. When one is against "inclusivity" it's one who knows when someone is injecting in that woke messaging. Warhammer should be about Warhammer and nothing else. For example: Sisters of Battle are already "strong", we don't need to see them dominating Space Marines or some other thing that could overpower them normally in Warhammer. Keep the core pure. Follow the formula.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sisters can beat marines with superior numbers, acts of faith, luck, and better intel. If it's possible on the tabletop, it should be possible in the narrative. That isn't woke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >female space marines

      [...]
      Females can be space marines.

      >Femarines
      Not even gonna watch

      >forgetting Sororitas are pretty much Astartes in all but name
      gays stay out of my Imperium, please

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Power armor doesn't make you a mareen, secondary.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Astartes in all but name
        Name, genetics, sex, attitude, weaponry, function, history and aesthetics, but sure.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure on the weaponry part. They all have bolters, multi-meltas, flamers, power weapons.
          Sisters even borrow their tank models from Rhinos.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Space marines don't use bolters anymore, they use bananafana-fo-folters(tm) that have twice the range and power of boring old bolters.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a moron

          If that’s the case then why do they need to be marines too? moronic homosexual.

          > But in the fascist, theocratic nightmare empire of man from Warhammer 40k, they can't. Given the brainwashing, not even eggs. I'm straight up pro trans rights, but real world justice does not mean that suddenly all of fiction needs to have their repressive armies of Catholic space Nazis be inclusive.
          >Fascism is what I don’t like
          The website you’re looking for is called Reddit.com.

          >bernstein_bears_no girls allowed.jpg
          Read the post again, dimwits. I'm saying we don't need female Astartes when Sororitas fill that niche just fine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If that’s the case then why do they need to be marines too? moronic homosexual.

        > But in the fascist, theocratic nightmare empire of man from Warhammer 40k, they can't. Given the brainwashing, not even eggs. I'm straight up pro trans rights, but real world justice does not mean that suddenly all of fiction needs to have their repressive armies of Catholic space Nazis be inclusive.
        >Fascism is what I don’t like
        The website you’re looking for is called Reddit.com.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the Black personfrick up
        You comprehend nothing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even ignoring the points already made, Sororitas are fricking boring. They're like if every marine chapter were the Black Templars. Nobody can tell you off the top of their heads what the difference between the various SoB orders are, because their descriptions are all variants on "their faith makes them strong".
        I'm not a femarine gay, mind you, but god I hate this "SoB are female space marines" argument.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't GW just develop Sisters more if that's the issue?

          Surely there's enough demand to support 54 novel series exploring every detail of the Age of Apostacy in all its moronation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why don't GW just develop Sisters more if that's the issue?
            Because sisters are just meant to be moronic, fanatical, catholics in space. They are just black templars but even more 1 note.
            Trying to make them into space vampires or space vikings inherently would go against their design ethos which is just space catholism.
            Nevermind that the reason why marine chapters are so weird and varied is because of mainly their geneseed influencing them to be that way, it's why Blood Angels are obsessed over blood and whatever.

            Sisters are just catholic nuns who serve the same religion and worship the same god, which all just has the 1 old aesthetic, ie. ecclesiarchy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      borealum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >female space marines

      BLASPHEMY

      >Femarines
      Not even gonna watch

      I have a sneaking suspicion that OP is the same deranged troon who made this thread on /tg/ ([...]) and wants to try again somewhere else after everyone told him to kill himself.

      what's the problem? At least half of the warhammer 40k franchise is female, why not appeal to half their market?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to all the other franchises that tried and failed as a result. Women never liked Warhammer and even if you did cater to them, they STILL wouldn't buy it and you fricking know it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >At least half of the warhammer 40k franchise is female

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you high or just moronic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's coming from someone who think the whole franchise is slop and even I cannot begin to fathom claiming something as stupid that something even close to half of their market is female.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trannies arent females

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what are trannies?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The (bio) women I've known who played 40k:
        L
        >played Tau because anime
        >didn't want femmarines
        K
        >played daemons because edge
        >didn't want femmarines
        S
        >played nods because bugs
        >didn't want femmarines
        C
        >played World Eaters because RIP AND TEAR
        >didn't want femmarines

        But go off, queen.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        citations fricking needed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      >female space marines

      And /thread

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female space marines

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Femarines
      Not even gonna watch

      >Female Space Marine

      space marines should all be male. primarchs should be female tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sheman Russ

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean there's two unknown primarchs that will forever remain unknown and should remain unknown for the purpose of allowing of making OC donut steal content so we can always just say one of them was a woman.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, primarchs already are semi-waifuhomosexualry so they sould have gone full throttle and made all primarch girls so we could have full waifuhomosexualry

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ywn drop pod into enemy lines and mow down the enemies of mankind with your qt 10 ft tall death-by-snu-snu Dom mom
            Just BLAM my shit up, Commisar

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i prefer this adorable autist

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine fricking her while she is hooked up to her pain glove.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                or the best girl

                >not best autistic girl
                Lioness for life

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i mean she is great and all but rogara is better

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guess it's a good thing she's back in action as a major player in galactic affai-OH WAIT

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lioness is hag now

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              or the best girl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn fix Perturaba
        >ywn date O'megan, who is actually Alpharia pretending to be O'megan

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like talking about waifus, but Warhammer just ain't the place for it. Keep that shit on /b/ or in a discord.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You say that but Ciaphas Cain showed us that sexy Tech Priests are 100% possible in canon.

            He's going to lose his shit when he sees the Lion is awake too

            Did anyone tell the schizo in this thread about Guilliman waking up? Or how Abbadon was only lose all his battles on purpose as part of a grander scheme to do whatever it is he accomplished?

            Or is he, like, only worried Marines might be girls one day.

            What does that have to do with anything he is arguing about? Natural plot progression with the two Primarchs it made the most sense to bring back as they were both just sleeping? Stuff that makes perfect sense in the lore while not doing anything to ruin it?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >sexy Tech Priests

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And for those wondering, Yes, he did tap that.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >possible in canon

              POSSIBLE.

              If it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit, friend. Make a discord about it or somethin'. War isn't about frickin' your enemy, it's about purging the unclean. Praise be to the Emperor of Mankind, may he help us crush the unclean and unworthy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well to be fair she did have a good and proper Grimdark ending to her story. And she did end up bald and much more covered in machinery to be more like the usual techpriests, but honestly the best part of Ciaphas Cain is showing us the world when it's not all going to hell.
                Like, they have movies, and people just biking around selling food. Not every single world is an absolute shithole, not every single person in charge is beyond corrupt and twisted.
                The Galaxy is a big place man.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, there's a reason why everyone focuses on the dark nitty gritty and not people riding bike on a pleasant sunny day. We all know that stuff exists (maybe), but, it's boring and goes against the overall theme of Warhammer.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it's good to remind yourself of it so the grimdark can have more of an impact.
                That and that example of someone biking around selling food does include them getting into the middle of a shootout with Gene stealers and ending up as an Inquisitors team new member.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, for setting up the story, sure, start out with that sunny day, but as you said, those Gene Stealers don't care. Gotta keep that theme, baby.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Cain novels are in-universe fiction/propaganda. The Imperium IS a shithole. As the opening to every product says, ''the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable''

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What? No they aren't they're the memoirs from Cain himself, only being showed off to other Inquisitors because it is edited by an Inquisitor herself.
                The Galaxy is beyond huge, there are a LOT of planets that haven't even heard of the Imperium or Chaos. Why do you think the Black Templars are still going around crusading and conquering planets?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Man, if the Primarchs waking up, and Ynnead happening without amounting anything, and Abbadon blowing up Cadia feels minor and like the logical progression, I feel like you didn't really "get" 40k when it was good.

              All of those things were supposed to be enticements. Like, oh, hey, maybe this nice thing will happen for your army and your team will wiiiiin! But now the win conditions happened and nobody won, but these very important figures are back, holding their dicks in their hands.

              It's already ogre. If Space Marines become girls I will not even blink.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Malcador argued in favour of female marines, further evidence of him being the most based mortal man in the history of the Imperium.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Malcador argued in favour of female marines
      Neat, where is this info? I'd be curious to look it over.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From one of the HH books, don't remember which.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nu-Warhammer books aren’t canon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh is it old stuff only then?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Little sisters of purification
              All I can think of when I read that is tiny little girls running around with their Space Marine brothers gathering geneseed from the dead or the like.
              ...Man how the frick have I not come across any Marines kitbashed into being Big Daddies?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, how long has malcador gone without seeing a girl to ever pretend that 20 sisters would've been a better outcome than brothers?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was he suggesting all be female? I thought it meant having a mix
            I don’t dispute your assertion in either case though that Femarchs would have been asking for trouble

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We have sisters of battle, that's good enough.

              No female Space Marines, no female anything else. Stick with the original continuity or frick off.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This should tell you what a sketchy weirdo aaron bowden is, even without anyone showing you his tweets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        malcador was in favor of female primarchs
        he was right, as he always is

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Making some of the biggest daddy issues boys in the galaxy a bunch of women
          Jesus anon the galaxy already buckled under them all being men it wouldn't have a chance if they were women.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine priemarch gf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The author of that book was a raging Chaos apologist. Frick him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick does anyone become an apologist for CHAOS of all things?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          By being right.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >molested by one father
            >shamed by another
            >picks himself up and dust himself off (its ash)
            >finds 4 New Dads
            >kicks both former dad's in the philosophical dick
            >also own the everloving shit out of Guilliman
            >book becomes number best seller in the imperium
            >10k years strait
            >turn half your brothers into demons
            >its awesome everytime
            >piss your loyalist brother off so hard he turns into a warp creature
            >kek
            >vibe in your tower in hell (a paradise) just thinking about stuff
            >everyone loves you for this (everyone that matters)
            how can one man win this much

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Until Corvus comes knocking on his door every day

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're mistaking Erebus for Lorgar, you idiot. You described Lorgar, the picture features Erebus.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're right my fricking bad
                >be responsible for everything I posted plus being the unlikeable piece of shit
                what a chad

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Daddy issues that manifest through his fiction. You can see it when you read his conversations that feature the emperor.
          Then there's the weird vore segments that pop up from time to time, which seems to be a thing for guys that resent their dads.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This suddenly explains Saturn Devouring His Son…

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ADB has SEVERE daddy issues. Read how he writes Marines interacting with their Primarchs, and the Primarchs interacting with the Emperor.

          To an extent it works with the setting, but he goes well past that point a lot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes. Dan Abnett pushing his OCs to do the memorable and important stuff, rather than the actual characters from the original IP he is working with.
      I also remember he changed the fight between the emperor and horus to include his OCs, and that some even time travel right before the battle to pep talk the emperor too.
      I wouldn't honestly take any lore seriously from a guy that jerks off to himself so much. I liked his old inconsequential books like Gaunts Ghosts, but making him work on the official lore, the 30K years, was a mistake.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        malcador was pre HH character

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huuh? Source? I was pretty sure he was added in HH for the first time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heresy was mainly Malcador's fault, so yeah, sure buddy.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLASPHEMY

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING LOVE WARHAMMER

    ITS SO COOL AND EPIC. REAL GRITTY SCIFI FOR REAL ADULTS LIKE ME.

    MY MOM SAID I WAS TO OLD TO PLAY WITH TOYS. BUT SHE DOESNT GET THAT WARHAMMER IS FOR ADULTS. ITS EPIC AND DEEP

    I LOVE SPENDING MONEY ON PLASTIC. I NEVER WANT TO STOP BUYING PLASTIC. PLEASE SELL ME MORE PLASTIC. I LOVE PLASTIC I LOVE PLASTIC. THERES OILS IN PLASTIC THERES DEATH IN PLASTIC BUT IT NEVER DIES ITSELF
    PLASTIC IS THE END I LOVE PLAAAAASTIC

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if you spent money….. on resin

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Femarines
    Not even gonna watch

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any good 40k webcomics to recommend?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fem marines
    >when SoB already exist
    your heresy is only surpassed by your homosexualry

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troonbrain tourist

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a sneaking suspicion that OP is the same deranged troon who made this thread on /tg/ (

    [...]

    ) and wants to try again somewhere else after everyone told him to kill himself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering how I am seeing all the same arguments from that thread being repeated here, I think you are right.
      Just another troony trying to force shit into a hobby they don't give a shit about besides the fact there are too many guys in it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Female Space Marine

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NUFF OF DIS ZOGGIN MUCKIN ABOUT, DIS HERES AN ORK FREAD NOW BEAKIE BOYZ!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH ZOG, FERGOT DA PITURES!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DIS UNS A CLASSIC!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Someone say orks?

              IZ SAYZ ORKS. NOW GET IN DA WAGON YA GIT, WE GOTZ MAHREENS TA KRUMP.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone say orks?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't care if "she" weren't that much smaller and given fem armor. If its a bald scar and bionic covered girl in the exact same ceramite who truly gives a shit. Yeah yeah the lore this there is plenty of "fricked with gene seed and x happened" that a chapter of marines that can take girls is stupid but within the rules of the setting. I just take issue with the idea they would make visible distinction between them. The point is to be uniform and scary

    Sigismund and Dorn being cool

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love when /misc/ tourist lorelets b***h about this in either direction. Apart from the genetics, there's nothing that would bar a woman from being a Space Marine. If the process allowed for it, they'd be there. Meanwhile, the Sororitas exist exactly because it's illegal for men to be part of their fighting force.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Apart from the thing that stops women from being space marines, there's nothing that would bar a woman from being a Space Marine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Welcome to English comprehension 101. I swear to God, the people programming these moronic bots get lazier every day...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let me not being space marines is more fundamental than just that. It has to do with the fact that male space marines are a monastic fraternity. It’s a male institution governed by male, sensibilities. The Sororitas is the opposite does both sexes have a place within the legions, but they represent different values in a fundamental way. If you don’t believe men and women are different then you have revealed why you shouldn’t be having this conversation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cootis virus women carry would interfere with the gene-seed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, apart from the genetics, there's nothing that stops a woman from being a man period.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Talks about tourists and lorelet
      >"If there wasn't this lore reason for no female Space Marines, there would be female Space Marines
      >Tries a disingenuous "both sides are stupid" while making an argument that only comes from one side.
      Go back to your Discord hug box homosexual, actual fans are discussing things here.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emps didn't want fem-marines because, much like the Thunder warriors, his desire was for the primarchs and their respective astartes to fulfill their intended purpose and then die. He doesn't want super amazons going around giving birth to new super amazons in an effort to replace humanity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was written by ADB who is massive homosexual and chaos gay ajd it doesn't count

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What stopping them from making lady orks?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're sentient shrooms

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't mean much, there's some mushrooms with 20,000 genders. Fungi are weird.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically all orks are female as they constantly emit babies.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Female Space Marines

    I can say "NO", but the normies are the bad kind of fricked in the head, so whatever I say is pointless. They don't care about tradition, they don't care about continuity, nor do they respect an artist's creative right. They will corrupt, change and in the end, sterilize everything they touch. Warhammer was made by humans and will be made sterile and boring like everything else by making what made it unique, meaningless slop.

    Star Wars wasn't immune.

    Sonic wasn't immune.

    The Witcher wasn't immune.

    Final Fantasy wasn't immune.

    Nothing is immune.

    I know this fact sucks, but that's just the way it is. If major religions in this world, that have stood the test of time isn't immune to Woke communist bullshit that sterilizes ALL culture, then shit, what makes you think Warhammer 40k will make it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Warhammer
      >Star Wars
      >Sonic
      >The Witcher
      >Final Fantasy
      Maybe try engaging with actual art and not consumerist slop made for children.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Make examples
        >Be called a child for making examples

        You're just mad that I'm right. People can say that Warhammer is "made for children".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im not mad. I am sad.
          Sad that people like you think culture is sonic the hedgehog and a game made to sell plastic army men.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are a reflection of European/American culture back when it meant something, yes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dude who cares it's just games for children you should stop giving a shit about it and just lay back and accept everything you enjoyed being made into bland shit that no one likes!
            Every fricking time with these homosexuals.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This shit here is what I'm talking about

              >Female Space Marines

              I can say "NO", but the normies are the bad kind of fricked in the head, so whatever I say is pointless. They don't care about tradition, they don't care about continuity, nor do they respect an artist's creative right. They will corrupt, change and in the end, sterilize everything they touch. Warhammer was made by humans and will be made sterile and boring like everything else by making what made it unique, meaningless slop.

              Star Wars wasn't immune.

              Sonic wasn't immune.

              The Witcher wasn't immune.

              Final Fantasy wasn't immune.

              Nothing is immune.

              I know this fact sucks, but that's just the way it is. If major religions in this world, that have stood the test of time isn't immune to Woke communist bullshit that sterilizes ALL culture, then shit, what makes you think Warhammer 40k will make it?

              All people like

              Im not mad. I am sad.
              Sad that people like you think culture is sonic the hedgehog and a game made to sell plastic army men.

              want to more boring, sterile, nicheless slop. They're mindless consumers, they don't care about Warhammer at all, they just want it to mold to their wants. They're animalistic.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes because the thing you like are shit.
              Read a book Black person

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Actually everything you liked was already bad so stop complaining and read a book that is probably just as shitty as everything else being made now and days!
                Frick off.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How much of the western canon have you read?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude stop complaining about how things are now and days and go read some old books! Just keep letting people ruin everything you use to love and care about!
                I don't give a shit about the western canon. I am not going to turn my back on the content that I enjoy and just sit back as it is all slowly ruined and made into shit.
                I will never stop being mad over this shit and I don't give a damn how "pathetic" or "weak" it makes me, because I know your next tactic is to just claim how I have no tastes or deserve the slop being made because I give too much of a shit about "nerdy properties that you're too old for anyways"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the attitude all the fans and all of the people that run Warhammer should have. Hardcore gatekeeping, no compromises, no bullshit "uhhhmmmm tecccchnicallllyyyy.." nonsense, no "but this shitty coomer did this back in the day." excuses.

                Just stick to WARHAMMER 40K or anything else relating to Warhammer. Keep that culture and niche pure, never stop pushing back, never compromise.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See this is what makes me sad. A person who is so addicted to consumerism he can't imagine life without it. It doesnt matter how much these properties hurt or betray him he will never have the willpower to leave, even though a much more fulfilling alternative exists.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here we go with them trying to spin "consumerism", they know it's what used against Woke trash, so they think it can work in this context too. They can't create, they can only corrupt and destroy.

                Frick off, c**t, it's about preserving culture and you fricking know it. You disingenuous freaks are the worst.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >preserving culture
                Define "culture" as you see it, anon. Because I'm starting to think you simply see it as "the things that make me happy" as opposed to "the collective human experience literally everyone on this planet is part of".

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Warhammer is based off of Western European and American tastes, a hobby made by MEN. That culture. Don't try to twist it into something else.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just die already, grandpa

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not before you do, homosexual. I'm in my 20s and Warhammer isn't going to change one fricking bit as long as I'm around. So keep hopin', keep trying to warp peoples' minds. We'll keep pushin' back until you can't.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                On the contrary, you will just rage about it on a 4chinz board failing to make your voice heard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We'll see about that, b***h.

                Your beloved cultural touchstone the property of the notoriously rapacious company Games Workshop, hadn't you lost before you began?

                Go to Hell, preferably sooner rather than later, please.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Go to Hell, preferably sooner rather than later, please.
                Why? I asked an honest question.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I despise you. That's the long and short. Don't like it? Too bad, c**t.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I asked a basically inoffensive question, or because you're feeling asshurt and I happened along?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to answer your "questions". Go bother someone else who doesn't know better, or better yet, get off Cinemaphile.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because you lie with every breath. And since you’re a transgender you probably will.

                Read a book.
                Stop engaging with this fast food slop.
                Yes it was ALWAYS bad. There is zero cultural merit in these toys.

                Yeah it’s such a terrible franchise that you’re here trying to persuade people to turn their backs on it. Everyone sees past your lies. You’re literally acting like a chaos cultist. What’s more you insist that people should “read books” however, name one piece of contemporary media, literary or otherwise, that the abhorrent ideology that you defend, does not claim dominion over. There is no book no program no video game no tradition no piece of human cultural endeavor that Marxists do not desire to infect and destroy. So yes, he is going to gate keep Warhammer from you vermin because this is where he holds the line.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >failing to make your voice heard.
                So I guess you haven't seen what one angry brazilian has done to the gaming industry?
                Also, frick off with your "Stop complaining no one is going to hear it anyways" dismissal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen it. You mean the steam group that tracks the games with woke garbage consultants?
                Has that changed anything though.
                "People know what games are going to be woke garbage now!"
                Well that wasn't a secret before. Couldn't you tell from the trailer alone?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His sensibilities will probably far out last the “anything can be anything” mindset you have.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is fake gay army men who moronic children.
                Go read the actual history and religion warhammer steals from

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is fake gay army men who moronic children
                You have no right to call other people moronic when this is how you type, Jesus Christ.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Taking inspiration from something, or reflecting off somethin' isn't "stealing", you disingenuous homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No but Warhammer certainly steals. You know GW claims copyright on the star of chaos?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ALL IPs take inspiration from shit that came before, I'm not going to fall for your "acktually" bullshit so can you morons please stop trying. It's pathetic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Warhammer isn't all IPs. Warhammer lifts freely and directly from many sources without changing it up very much at all, which is fine by me because that's appropriate for what it is, fluff for a game of soldiers not transformative literature.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As if people like myself can give a single frick about your buts, ifs, whys and other excuses. No more patience or tolerance for it. You either agree, or you can go get fricked by your boyfriend Jesse.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your beloved cultural touchstone the property of the notoriously rapacious company Games Workshop, hadn't you lost before you began?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its really funny you think I am arguing in favor of wokeness. Your brain is so fried.
                I really hope one day you wake up realize this isnt the fight.
                Your toys have gotten worse sure but they were never "culture." This was an inevitable decline. Foolish is the man who builds his house on sand.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All I have to say to weasels like you is this:

                "Frick off."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They don't count as culture because I say they don't so you should just stop complaining, lay back, and do nothing about it.
                FRICK YOU.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The most common form of story in the industrial age has the there of opposition or rebellion to a standardising, natural beauty destroying, top down controlling, industrial aligned authority. Chaplin movies, Golden age superman, LOTR, star wars, 1984, Ghibli movies, 70's dystopia movies, Avatar (Airbender and blue cat men) the matrix, fight club, American psycho and many others.I dont blame them, advertisement and spy agency manipulation defined everything post ww2. It's not uncommon for those creators to be brought into those systems or be part of it already and merely ape the symbols of rebellion while going along with everything the system tells them to do.
                You, are a servant of the modern satan, all the mental illnesses, destruction of beauty and unique cultures, b***hing about cultural appropriation, all comes from people with your thought process. You believe word games can alter reality while comitting evil actions, wordgames that are as sweet and poisonous as lead.
                quit trying to play god and change reality, all you do is prove yourself Satan, hell you frickers know this, it's why you use so much devil/hell imagery as something not supposed to be evil.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They know what they're fricking doing, why do you think they're here posting coomer crap? All people need to do is point out what they're doing and act as an unbreakable will and tell them:

                "No"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You guys are so fricked. Warhammer is like the golden calf. Im like Moses holding the words directly from God but you guys would rather worship your cow.
                Frick at least the golden calf was golden and not cheap plastic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one should tolerate your bullshit, they should act as any Space Marine would do to a Chaos Spawn or Tyrranid and blow them the frick away.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Invoking fake idols again.
                Okay to anybody else who isnt this moron this is exactly what I mean when I say warhammer was always corrupt. Instead of asking what would Jesus do this guy is asking what would a space marine do.
                This is why you need to read.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop twisting my words and disingenuously misinterpreting my intentions. Any person worth a damn knows what is fake and what isn't and I don't have to explain myself to people like you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No no anon, you can't talk about being like a space marine in a Warhammer thread while people are arguing about Warhammer because....uh...Go read a book or something!!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are like a moronic monkey

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Insult me all you want, it's not going to make me leave or budge, homosexual. I'm not going to stop pushing you back.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *expensive plastic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Im like Moses holding the words directly from God but you guys would rather worship your cow
                devils cloaking themselves in light, pretending to be god, deceiving themselves and others.
                On the off chance you're genuine, the biggest difference between the art forms is human consideration, the inherantly act juvenile act of attempting to appear grown up. The best part about being an adult is not being afraid of enjoying childish things.
                Also it helps if higher external guilt is your main morality defining emotion over group shame or fear, the latter 2 devolve into anxiety.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Extremely based anon. Always hold the line ON EVERY
                THING.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Space marine coomers were sent by Satan to make us all parts of the Combine by infiltrating Cinemaphile threads to poison western beauty and culture
                You guys are odd ducks.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                woman detected, attempting shame to oppose an argument as opposed to truth. this is an evil action, it comes from an evil inherant desire(which you likely dont believe in as a tabula rasa believer) and you will die miserable. you will never change reality, all you've done is poison what;s there as you treat things like a cynical, imagination less subhuman..

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Warhammer was made by atheists. Its evil

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For someone acting so Christian you do have a lot of hate in your heart, huh?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how am I being hateful? i am informing you of evil.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you dont realise this, even atheists in western society are influenced by christian belief. no other civilisation believes in progress, it comes from Abraham apocalyptic, the rest of the world sees things as cyclical. Individualism and human rights come from decisions from popes banning cousin marrage in the 6th century and trying to lower teh amount of suffering of war in the 13th.
                But you wouldn't know the reasons why things are the way they are. you want to believe chrisendom is drab, soulless, booring and no fun allowed in the childish desire to appear more mature. you act as a devil quoting scripture

                You're right, it was microaggressive of me to call you odd just for being neurodivergent and differently abled. I vow to do better in future.

                dehumanising, an evil act, all tyrants rely upon your kind, the source of all your misery is you. Freedom, self determination, what buddhists call enlightenment, they will never be yours unless you quit the catty bullshit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dehumanising, an evil act, all tyrants rely upon your kind, the source of all your misery is you.
                Hey buddy I said I was sorry didn't I? I repented so you have to forgive me, that's Jesus 101.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, it was microaggressive of me to call you odd just for being neurodivergent and differently abled. I vow to do better in future.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude just give up! It's never going to get better so you shouldn't even bother trying! Just turn your back on the things that you loved and grew up with and instead look towards this alternative that I won't actually say anything about other then a vague implication that it is better because I say so! Just keep letting everything that could grow old and end up just as impactful in our culture just like the old books I want you to read end up becoming pure shit that is hated by everyone and eternally forgotten!
                Frick you.
                Frick you and your doomer "Just stop caring" attitude.
                Frick you and your old dusty books, which started off in the exact same position of being consumerism just like the properties we are talking about now.

                >preserving culture
                Define "culture" as you see it, anon. Because I'm starting to think you simply see it as "the things that make me happy" as opposed to "the collective human experience literally everyone on this planet is part of".

                >Dude, this stuff isn't culture! Just go read some old books that do count as culture because I say they do even though they are the exact same thing as what we are complaining about!
                FRICK YOU.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically touch grass, you inspid triple Black person gay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kermit once again whipping gays like this is Inquisitorial Spain.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holyshit this gaslighting there is no refuge from this homosexualry that’s why he’s not taking one step back because we’ve already take so fricking many. Nothing is sacred your cultural solvent has diluted and destroyed fricking everything at this point. Now you’re gaslighting hoping that people will abandon it so you can absorb it into the homogeneous israeliteslop that everything has become. Anti-culture. You are the manifestation of mental decline. You are a tragic phenomena that history just can’t rid itself of. The attempts at gaslighting us into forgetting the past decade and a half of cultural vandalism is beyond irredeemable but you have to do it because you’ve destroyed everything else and now you’re hungry for the next thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Read a book.
                Stop engaging with this fast food slop.
                Yes it was ALWAYS bad. There is zero cultural merit in these toys.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WHAT FRICKING BOOKS YOU moron
                You can't just keep going "This isn't culture go read a book" and then deny anything made now and days as being part of the culture because "it just doesn't"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who made this fricking list? Who puts the infinite jest above war and peace. Has to be a list by a 2nd year college student.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many of these books have you read anon?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm currently reading this because I liked the authors book in the 30 years war.
                I also like Warhammer but I somewhat prefer Warhammer Fantasy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm currently reading this because I liked the authors book in the 30 years war.
                I also like Warhammer but I somewhat prefer Warhammer Fantasy.

                watch this video then

                ?si=oZywfF3_mHoROJQ4

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                morons who think that reading any book will increase your culture or intelligence have never read a book to begin with. There are so many bad books, and many more completely forgettable. There are a few that are really good and make you think, and these can do that. But this applies to all media. Most is garbage. Most is forgettable. There are a few really good pieces. Difference is that it takes 4 hours to tell if a book is garbage and 4 seconds for a picture.
                The fact that he's telling you "read a book lol" without saying titles just shows he doesn't remember any good ones. I will recommend you to read the Witcher books. The author doesn't pull any punches. He shits on all demographics, all philosophies, all ways of thinking. Very entertaining to read.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have had some interest in the games, so the books would be a good way to get some hype (or vast disappointment) from them, thanks anon. And very good point about the bookgay.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The games, ehhhh. They like Triss a bit too much in the games, so you may be reading the books and wondering "when the frick is Triss doing anything?" and the answer is, never. She's a very minor character that was given a massive role in the games. Likewise, the whole Geralt joins the royalty and fights in the army that the games likes so much, nope. There's a very small scene in the 5th book about it and that's all. Geralt, like it is the usual for witchers, prefers to stay neutral and definitely not enlist in the army, so coming from the games that may look weird to you so I'm warning you that it simply doesn't happen. They took quite a bit of creative liberties with the games, excusing them as making Geralt amnesiac.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally posted 100 books worth reading

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and fricking e-girlta was one of them. And in the top 10
                What, did Cinemaphile make that list or something?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dont think that is worth reading? Explain why

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's literally a pedophiles fantasy about his perfect e-girl wife. I am not reading that.

                I'll pray for you and your family

                God what a disingenuous homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uhhhhh maybe you should read it then cause that is not what it is about.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it is literally called e-girlta. I can go onto Wikipedia and see how he tried to drug the girl so he could sleep with her, but he only stopped because it was a cheap drug.
                That small blurb tells me everything I need to know about it. And you frankly.

                What is wrong with prayer?

                Nothing. We just both know you don't fricking mean a word of it and won't do shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it is literally called e-girlta.
                Just like my japanese animes!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The guy that knows about e-girl is against pedo stuff. The irony. Ever heard of how only coomers know what the frick a "coomer" is? I bet you have an ever growing e-girl folder.
                Also lol, isn't the book from like the 50s? The 60s? Nowadays average age to start banging is 14. What do you think it was back then?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You can only know about it if you're into it!
                Or maybe someone I watched on youtube made a video about banned books and talked about it and what it is about.
                Fricking moron.

                How am I twisting word? You people keep saying that. I think you guys just cant handle the truth I am revealing. Im like Jesus Christ and you guys are like israeli masses who crucified him

                And now I Definitely know you're full of bullshit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man I'd be embarrassed if I was that YouTuber. Imagine having the entire comments section correcting you. Sad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd much rather trust that youtuber on why that book is about pedophile then your argument about why it's not...which you haven't actually given and just kept going "no dude thats wrong because............just read it ok?"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are not helping the argument that 40K fans are low iq.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shit, nothing else has worked, better call him stupid! That'll show him!
                Frick off already. I'm not reading that fricking book. You haven't given me one reason

                >Dude the guy that didn't read it is more trustworthy about the contents than anybody else!
                >Also the bible deserves the #1 in best books.
                Say no more. I understood you completely now. May the magic man in the sky have you in his imaginary mercy, but remember he fricked some 12 year old to make Jesus. Must've been nice and comfortable to give birth with those barely developed hips. But I guess you didn't read that one either lol.

                I think you confused me for another anon anon. I haven't said anything about the bible.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry then anon. I figured you were the guy posting the 100 book list and defending the bible in the #1 rank in said list.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not really sure how since I was arguing for why I shouldn't read a book on the list or take the list seriously because of that books ranking on it, but I getcha.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Religious morons are peak moronic. One of the many reasons the big E wanted them erased during the great crusade.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude the guy that didn't read it is more trustworthy about the contents than anybody else!
                >Also the bible deserves the #1 in best books.
                Say no more. I understood you completely now. May the magic man in the sky have you in his imaginary mercy, but remember he fricked some 12 year old to make Jesus. Must've been nice and comfortable to give birth with those barely developed hips. But I guess you didn't read that one either lol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What is wrong with prayer?

                >Still trying to change the subject to muddy the waters.

                Talk about Warhammer.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good point anon. Time to stop replying to these fricks.
                I've noticed that a lot of the Warhammer+ content is FINALLY leaking onto cartoon streaming sites. Any of the newer content any good?
                And also what everyone itt should ACTUALLY read is The Infinite and The Divine.
                Such a good fricking story.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What is wrong with prayer?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                .....so you've never actually read e-girlta then?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and the bible was ranked 1st lol.
                Fricking garbage. Bet you haven't read any of those.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The bible is a very important work and understanding it is critical to understanding the rest of the western canon.
                And yeah I have read most of those books. Not all though. And man come on. I bet every homie in this thread has read at least ONE of those books.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it isn't bad, it's never been bad. How about YOU stop engaging and get the frick off Cinemaphile as a start, go on, go touch that grass, go get laid, but all-in-all, frick off and leave everyone else alone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate pretentious fricks like you. Just because you enjoy certain books doesn't make you a profound intellectual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >OMG Stop giving a shit about this! You're too old to care this much!
                Fricking called it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Warhammer started going downhill when they took away the noise marines' electric guitars. It's a handy benchmark of when they started taking themselves too seriously.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Warhammer was made by humans and will be made sterile and boring like everything else by making what made it unique, meaningless slop.
      >unique
      Warhammer is pastiche.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing it'll be imitating soon is what every other IP imitates now, diversity inclusion, feminist, communist bullshit. It will be dead and sterile.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Given the overall quality of WH fiction I'm having a hard time getting worked up about it getting any worse. Especially not over something as insignificant as fem space marines.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yea it's shit so it's ok if it's even more shit

            Why are people like this? What if we tried making it LESS shitty instead of just accepting more shit from the shit dumptruck?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because after long enough getting shit from the shit dumptruck it's time to accept that the next truck is never going to be full of gold.

              Sounds to me like you need better taste when it comes to WH books.
              Give Infinite and the Divine a shot. Or anything with Ciaphas Cain.
              Also
              >as insignificant as fem space marines.
              Frick you and your backdoor "well who caaaaares everything is bad anyways so it doesn't matter" arguments.

              >Or anything with Ciaphas Cain.
              I still haven't finished reading all the actual Flashman novels, I'll add it to the back of the queue.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds to me like you need better taste when it comes to WH books.
            Give Infinite and the Divine a shot. Or anything with Ciaphas Cain.
            Also
            >as insignificant as fem space marines.
            Frick you and your backdoor "well who caaaaares everything is bad anyways so it doesn't matter" arguments.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Give communists an inch, they'll take everything. Making female Space Marines ruins the continuity and the niche that Warhammer fills. It's not "meaningless", it's an avenue, a path for Woke bullshit to use to corrupt and kill.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >communists

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, communists, like yourself. Frick you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe we should go back to calling you Marxists because your communist utopia is fundamentally unachievable.

                >assuming I'm a communist

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone who seeks to subvert and to corrupt or to sew discord is a communist, a woke piece of dogshit, so yes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The thing you like was corrupted from the start.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it wasn't. No it isn't. No it won't, not if I have anything to say about it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Plugging your ears and repeating a lie wont make it true. Do you really think Warhammer was ever anything more than a way to sell plastic toys?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not plugging my ears, I know what you people are trying to do and say and I just don't give a single shit. An Ultra Marine knows when a Chaos follower is trying to frick with him and he'll always destroy them. That's the beauty of IPs like Warhammer, we know what's good and that's all we need.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >An Ultra Marine knows when a Chaos follower is trying to frick with him and he'll always destroy them.
                This is like little kid shit man. Do you sleep in superman pajamas to scare away the bad guys?
                Yeah the guy telling to to engage in the white western canon is secretly a evil chaos alien.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >An Ultra Marine knows when a Chaos follower is trying to frick with him and he'll always destroy them.
                Wow, son.
                >"Ultra Marine" instead of "Ultramarine"
                >implying no smurfs have ever fallen to Chaos
                >implicitly equating yourself to a smurf as though you legit think you're a space marine
                I'm not sure whether you're false-flagging, autistic, or moronic, but whatever you are you're fricking wild.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A true Ultra Marine doesn't fall to Chaos, he fights it at all times, Warhammer fans know know this.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A true Ultra Marine doesn't fall to Chaos, he fights it at all times, Warhammer fans know know this.
                Okay, so it's not autism. The question is false-flag or moron. The "Ultra Marine" makes me think the former, but the staunch denial of canon makes me think the latter.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's being stubborn so calling him a "false-flagging" homosexual.

                Not going to work. You're not going to scare me. I'm merely using the Ultra Marines as an example of my intentions and that is to give a message:

                I'll resist you no matter what.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Resist me? What do you think you're resisting? The only thing I see you resisting is knowing fricking anything about the hobby or setting you're supposedly defending.
                >I'm merely using the Ultra Marines as an example of my intentions
                And you're using the ULTRAMARINES (no space) incorrectly, because you don't know a fricking thing about them. You're no 40k player or fan. You're about as genuine as someone saying "THEM WOKES CAN'T CHANGE MY BELOVED SUPERMAN AND HIS ORIGIN AS A NERD WHO GOT BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER!!!!"

                Fricking learn the basics of the basics about 40k before you prop yourself up as ita champion. You're dying on a hill you've never even seen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm resisting your woke bullshit. I call it how I see it. Call me whatever you want, say whatever you want, make whatever excuses you want, throw out whatever word salad you want, none of that matters to me. I'm taking a position and that position is:

                Warhammer will stay Warhammer, no compromises.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would do is GW announces female spacemarines tomorrow?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man I think we broke him, look at that broken English.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't give a shit, I'd ignore them because they've been compromised. I'll stick to what Warhammer was and will always be and any other fan will do the same. That's how IPs, how hobbies survive.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm resisting your woke bullshit.
                Like what?
                >Warhammer will stay Warhammer, no compromises.
                Like how Noise Marines will always have electric guitars? How the lore will never ever get retconned? I'd ask if you remember Chaos Dreadnaughts, but you discovered 40k twenty minutes ago and don't even know how to write the name of the XIII Legion.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not confused
                You thought I was pushing for femmarines.
                Then you thought I was posting the R63 shit.
                You're pretty fricking confused, me boyo.

                >Either you follow the book as it's written or you don't follow it at all.
                What are you even talking about anymore?

                Keep trying to push your bullshit, keep trying to mix words, but I like what I like, I know what I know, you're never going to change my mind or get me to doubt. So stop trying. You lost.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the anon who doesn't know who he's talking to is the one who knows nothing about the setting or the lore
                There we go. Turns out you were moronic all along.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're assuming an awful lot about me, anon. What do you think I like and want?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You b***hing at me and is all that I need to know.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bitching how?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You already know how, stop pretending, I'm only replying to you because you amuse me.

                >An Ultra Marine knows when a Chaos follower is trying to frick with him and he'll always destroy them.
                This is like little kid shit man. Do you sleep in superman pajamas to scare away the bad guys?
                Yeah the guy telling to to engage in the white western canon is secretly a evil chaos alien.

                >That's like little kid shit man.
                No, but what you're doing is. "WAAAAH CHANGE I DON'T LIKE THIS!!! WAAAAH!!" Then fricking LEAVE.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont want them to change anything about warhammer. Im saying you should let this meaningless stuff go and focus on what is important

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you the arbiter of what's meaningful and important anon?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In am not. There is a rich history of educated people having discourse on what does or does not have merit.

                Like okay do you really think that toys about super cool space army men fighting evil orks is on the same level as the bible or the brothers karamazov?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, but why does that mean we should want them to become bland generic shit?
                Why can't we want our hobbies to remain good?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can want all you want but Games Workshop wont care. They will do whatever they think makes them another dollar. Just like always. Its a house built on sand. And when that house starts to break you can try to repair it all you want but it wont matter because the issue is at the foundation.
                I am standing here inviting you into a much cooler house that is built on rock and there are no women or black people because they are too dumb to open the lock.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See this is what I mean.
                I can have both you homosexual. And I can want one to get better over time. Or just stick to the fandom that makes cool shit.
                You keep going "You can still like it buuuuuuuut you actually shouldn't because uh gameworkshop bad so just give it all up and go read some books!"
                Frick off already. I see through your bullshit.

                I was replying to the bookgay ideally. Don’t know if you got caught in friendly fire. We all agree that that troony is a snake trying to see the seeds of troonydom in the story.

                Oh totally. Just look at them here going

                Resist me? What do you think you're resisting? The only thing I see you resisting is knowing fricking anything about the hobby or setting you're supposedly defending.
                >I'm merely using the Ultra Marines as an example of my intentions
                And you're using the ULTRAMARINES (no space) incorrectly, because you don't know a fricking thing about them. You're no 40k player or fan. You're about as genuine as someone saying "THEM WOKES CAN'T CHANGE MY BELOVED SUPERMAN AND HIS ORIGIN AS A NERD WHO GOT BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER!!!!"

                Fricking learn the basics of the basics about 40k before you prop yourself up as ita champion. You're dying on a hill you've never even seen.

                >You made one mistake so now I can claim you aren't actually a real fan like me who knows anything about this because I say you don't!
                What fricking bullshit is that? And if it's not them, then it's just another homosexual trying to get people to stop holding their beliefs and to just give up because "uh actually you aren't a real fan so you can't complain about this anyways"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay man yeah I guess I can't stop you anymore than I can stop a chimp from playing with his own poop.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fact you were trying to stop me in the first place proves everything we have been saying completely correct, and your dismissal by comparing having passion and wanting things to remain good as "poop" tells me all I need to know about your disingenuous slimey ass.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's why they try to worm their way into higher positions of power, to try to render our words mute, but they forget, we can just turn the Internet off and carry on. The internet wasn't around when Warhammer started out and it still persisted to this day. They have no concept of loyalty, dedication or any other value that makes a Human what he is.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They forget you can pick and choose the lore to your liking and how retcons don't mean SHIT.
                Like, imagine saying someone isn't a warhammer fan and then acting as if retcons mean anything at fricking all in the giant-ass canon that is Warhammer 40k

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Right. People know how an IP started out, they know what made it great and they will never forget it, they'll pass it on. Any retcon is toothless. However. A retcon should always be called for what it is so no one is confused in the future.

                If a fan knows what a retcon is, they should keep markin' 'em. Never stop. Keep the original the original.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's just them trying to worm their way through your defenses, they try to find any error, or any misspoken words and use it as a weapon. Don't let 'em, it's that easy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s deeply israeli. It’s horrifying to think they’ve done it for generations. At this point it’s literally the entire mode of humor of that disgusting TV news presenter, comedy format they love so much. Yids like John Stewart, getting on TV and being like, what are you a silly person you care that gays are adopting kids, and raping the shit out of them? Don’t you know that makes you not cool? It’s the stupidest lame as shit and only a generation of morons can fall for negging by Hollywood pedophiles, but here we fricking are.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it's the israelites who are telling you to put down your toys and read the bible.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can do both you moron. Stop acting as if you can't. Stop acting as if you can't have a hobby on the side that you care about and want to remain good while also going to church on Sundays.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you cant. Warhammer is Anti Christian and was made by atheists.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's your favorite book of the bible? And favorite passage?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Matthew and you can figure out my favorite passage by reading my posts as I reference it twice.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Warhammer took INSPIRATION from Christian imagery. It's not "Anti" anything. Stop trying to divide people.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you serious?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Because it is what it is. I'm not going to discuss this further because you're trying the divide and conquer tactic. I'm not going to give it the time of day.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn “ 'a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law— a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not in my household.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LOL very true. The words of jesus do not belong in the household of a warhammer fan.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, there will be no division in my house, snake. That's all I said. Take your disingenuous bullshit and frick right off.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll pray for you and your family

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure but at the end of the day we all derive our own subjective meaning from things and decide what's important to us personally. No, I don't think its on the same level as two of the most important books in history from a literary or impactful standpoint no. But does that mean its just irrelevant and meaningless simply because those things exist? Is it wrong to enjoy 40k because it isn't as ''high brow'' as those other works? Is it wrong to care about it and its canon? It just seems like you're being an elitist snob about this.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                You can want all you want but Games Workshop wont care. They will do whatever they think makes them another dollar. Just like always. Its a house built on sand. And when that house starts to break you can try to repair it all you want but it wont matter because the issue is at the foundation.
                I am standing here inviting you into a much cooler house that is built on rock and there are no women or black people because they are too dumb to open the lock.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People don't have to abandon things they like and embrace the things you do simply because things are shitty right now. The only way things will hopefully get better is to stick with the things they like and try to make it so. I fail to see how you're rallying cry to ''bro just read classics, everything else is shit because it isn't old and well renowned doesn't come across as douchey.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. Its not going to get better

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not until THEY stop trying to frick with Warhammer or IPs like it first and even then, I'll still be a stubborn butthole, so honestly, I can't promise I'll "stop" gatekeeping.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You already know how, stop pretending
                So either you've confused me with some other anon (fair), or you're simply paranoid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Paranoia is the best trait to have if you're gatekeeping. So maybe more people should learn to be a bit more paranoid in every fandom. If there's even a HINT of what we would recognize as forms of some dickwad trying to push some agenda on us, we shouldn't give them the time of day. Frick 'em. Let them call me "paranoid" I don't give a shit and neither should you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Paranoia-driven gatekeeping works up until you start turning on your own. That's one of the recurring problems with the Inquisition. I'm not saying that you should be like the AdMech and slap your dick against anything interesting you see; that's how you get Necrons. Just breathe, anon. Breathe. We're not going to let in femmarines or the inclusivity brigade, you and I.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know who's my own. My "own" don't post coomer shit in a genre that never tolerated that shit to begin with, what guys rejected. Warhammer is about "War", you want to go jerk off? Go on /b/, /trash/ or /aco/ or w/e the frick. Keep it there, don't push it anywhere else. Or better yet, keep it to yourself and only yourself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, so you did confuse me with another anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not confused, you people talk alike, so you might as well be the same "person" as far as I'm concerned. Either you follow the book as it's written or you don't follow it at all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or you can just write your own book. That is quite literally what like 80% of 40k is meant to do

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can, but I like Warhammer. I'm sticking with that and I'll keep defending it from people like yourself. I like what I like. I respect what deserves respect.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not confused
                You thought I was pushing for femmarines.
                Then you thought I was posting the R63 shit.
                You're pretty fricking confused, me boyo.

                >Either you follow the book as it's written or you don't follow it at all.
                What are you even talking about anymore?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe we should go back to calling you Marxists because your communist utopia is fundamentally unachievable.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The book about Gaz has pronoun shit in it.
            And a female ogryn pysker
            .
            But that's blamed on the big warp rift the 13th Black Crusade caused.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we can't have a culture unless someone, somewhere is getting shafted somehow
      I say this entirely without irony:
      Never breed, anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Projecting much?

        IPs should reach out for niches, not try to be "inclusive", that's what made IPs unique and interesting, now people like you want to make it boring slop. Go frick yourself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >breed
        nta but youre one of the last that should be talking about fricking

        [...]

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YES YOU STUPID Black person that’s why if you’re into C.S. Lewis as a Christian Dune isn’t a story for you. Or if want Mor anime Berserk isn’t a story for you. What makes things special might just be what makes them unique. Accessibility and fricking inclusivity are just bywords for the leveling everything to the lowest common denominator. People’s like you. Except it goes beyond people like you and sooner or later it will happen to something you love or someone you love and you’ll get to complaining and writhing around too. “How did this happen? You weren’t supposed to come for me!” You are that guy who clings to delusion until the moment the cold steel touches the back of your head. People gawk at your ilk across history for you unimaginable stupidity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In my experience or rather from what I’ve seen Warhammer fans rarely get laid Anon so you don’t have to worry.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if there were both male and female Primarchs? Maybe that'll equal things out.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troony space marine homosexuals pissing their jorts over female marines AGAIN even after GW just recently restated that the augmentation process only works on men

    Frick off. Blueberry waifu time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kitten is that you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people who want female space marines don't give a damn about the games or the lore or anything about 40K in general.
      They just want hot girls but not the Sisters of Battle mind you because they don't count because they just don't ok? to coom over.
      Hell this thread is about to be spammed with those same images of R63 Primarchs that are ALWAYS posed because jacking off is all that matters to them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I WANT FEMALE PRIMARCH BECAUSE I LIKE 10FT TALL MUSCLEGIRLS

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Muscle girl toes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Damocles crusade

      tau don't have tomboys and musclegirls

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          human girls are better

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              YES

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nej.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And nowadays she's a living ship or something warp cursed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anything possible with the greater good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie you don't have a nose, shut the frick up

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just embrace the great good already gue'la.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          any dweeb tau girls?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only this one with gigantic breasts.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              time to edit them into b cups

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Truly the Imperium is evil and must be destroyed.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Damocles crusade

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AoS comics when?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never, God willing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully never
      Fantasy>aos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are you working on Cinemaphile?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man that black skin and white hair goes so well with that red and gold. Nice job on those anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >magpies

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a Wahammer fan, then you need to help gatekeep and keep these Woke, communist morons from getting a foothold in the IP. This coomer shit is just one method of them trying to push their boring bullshit. Mock them, call them gays and move on with your day.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >STILL even talking to the Femarine troony

    When will you learn your lesson?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically posting quentin shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People like me are not going to stop gatekeeping, so frick off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gatekeeping what? You can't keep anyone out. You have no power. You dont own anything Games Workshop will do whatever they want. No amount of b***hing online will stop that.
        It doesnt have to be that way. There is stuff that is worth caring about but it's not this.
        This thread is like watching Norte-Dame burn but people only care about a grease fire at the McDonald's across the street.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gatekeeping from your woke bullshit. No more discussion. You're not convincing one more person.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please tell me what I have said that is woke?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No. You already know the answer, you're being disingenuous. I don't have the patience to spare for you people.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No answer.
                Well you are a lost cause. Keep playing in your sandbox. Maybe one day you'll have the courage to move on.
                Actually wait you probably not even white. Oh shit it all makes sense. LOL. I spent all this time arguing with some Black person. Egg on my face haha

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This thread LITERALLY opened with female space marines and people defending them and saying it should happen and that there is no reason why it can't.
                WE ALL SAW THE POSTS.

                Quick, post your favorite legion before someone else does!

                It's a generic answer but I love these sad boys who never give up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This thread LITERALLY opened with female space marines and people defending them and saying it should happen and that there is no reason why it can't.
                >WE ALL SAW THE POSTS.
                Fricking so. Does your Black person brain not understand that there can more than two sides of an argument? You dont want female space marines, they do. I am saying this shit is for stupid morons who can't grow up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, people like you are a lost cause. Soulless trash that I refuse to engage with in a civil discussion, because you people don't WANT a civil discussion, you don't even think of people like myself as people. So you know what? The feeling's mutual, b***h.

                No. Compromises. People like myself will gatekeep because you people will never stop trying to destroy things. Either wish to create, or you wish to destroy. Call it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm running into the same problem. Abandon ship, homosexuals are too mad and think everyone's the boogeyman.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ITT: Manchild thinks declaring his hobby involving fanatical Catholic space Nazis shooting skyscraper sized bullets at hoards of sentient mushroom soccer hooligans as the pinacle of human intellectual achievements is a great hill to die on
                What happened to just having FUN, for the love of Christ?

                The only "fun" you people have is to try and find cracks to slither in. If you cannot understand what "No Comprises" means, then you aren't a Warhammer fan. If you want to do coomer shit, stick to /trash/, or /b/ or your discords. Warhammer doesn't need it. Warhammer doesn't want it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No Comprises
                What about composes, then?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *compromise

                There, I corrected it for both of us.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you, YOU SPECIFICALLY, oh wise anon, are the SOLE authority on what Warhammer "wants"? Frick off already, ya whiny gay

                Quick, post your favorite legion before someone else does!

                SONS OF THE LION, reporting in

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We can't keep you out but we can call out your stupid, self serving shit when ever you bring it up.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You dont need to keep me out. I have no desire to be in there.
            You see its like you are drowning in a river and I am reaching out a hand to help you. And then you slap it away saying "No. I like it in here."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Great Gatsby has to be the most overhyped book in America. It's middling at best.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember i sold my coppy to an arthoe for a pack of smokes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon but you said "mid" and that doesn't count as current culture because culture is only determined by some old books I won't specify about at all so you're wrong. Sorry that's just how it works.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name the books you've read. Any from the horus heresy instantly nets you on a -10

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the great gatsby
      This was made by a teenager wasn’t it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was like 28.
        Gatsby isn't the paragon of literature or anything but its a good read and pretty short.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're too old to care about this!
    >This is just a game who cares!
    >No one will pay attention to you so you should just stop!
    >You care way too much about this you should touch grass
    >This isn't relevant to anything so stop complaining and let it happen!
    >Stop complaining and go read a book!
    What other bullshit non-arguments will they bring out next I wonder...

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: Manchild thinks declaring his hobby involving fanatical Catholic space Nazis shooting skyscraper sized bullets at hoards of sentient mushroom soccer hooligans as the pinacle of human intellectual achievements is a great hill to die on
    What happened to just having FUN, for the love of Christ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun and frick off

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't sound like your having fun, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In this a deranged transsexual attempts to convince people not to care about their hobby, and its setting fails miserably, and thus resorts to all manner of distracting and irrelevant argumentation in order to diminish other peoples desire to gate keep said, poisonous, transsexual, moron. If you want to have fun, just enjoy the setting as written like everybody else you insufferable piece of dog shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for saying it, shit.

        Warhammer is fun as it is. What is already great, doesn't need further "improvement" or w/e the frick these snakes call it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they knew how to have fun they wouldn't be shitting up this thread.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick, post your favorite legion before someone else does!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      claming honorary aryans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KILL all nerds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The seethe that Space CHADS generate will neve stop being amusing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wolves are the only legion that was net negative for imperium. Salamanders, Fists, scars, DA and smurfs are more useful to imperium than furgays

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    instead of femarines why not girl Custodes.
    nothing saying they can't exist.
    also girl version of picrel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >images you can hear
      Goddam I miss ITEHATTS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I too miss TTS so fricking much.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Warhammer 40gay, amirite?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Space marines are fricking boring. I look down on everyone who has these female space marine arguments, because that means they care about space marines in the first place. Play a real faction, homosexuals. Buy some fricking Necrons or Admech or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They ignored me because I told the truth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They ignored me because I told the truth.

      You're allowed to find Marines boring. Me, I like the idea of agnostic monk-knights in space.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next dismissal is gonna be "it was always shit so you shouldn't care about it anyways"

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Age Of Sigmar.
    The scale and spectacle of it.
    Grimdark high fantasy.

    But I 100% understand the hate towards it and how it came about.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANYWHOOOO anyone else having high hopes for Cavil's Amazon series?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero, Amazon pushes Woke shit like no-one else. It's better to ignore it and mock everyone who "likes it".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      worried because he really wants to be in a primarch/space marine role which is bad idea, the cgi will not be able to cover that giant elephant in the room
      just make an adaptation of the eishenhorn series, cavil looks just like him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ehhhh. I'd have the same problem I had with him being cast for the Witcher. Great is not handsome, he's described as specifically not handsome. Same as Eisenhorn. Cavil is very handsome in the face. He'd do a nice Lord of the Rings elf if he wasn't so shredded. So I don't like him for roles where a character is canon "ugly".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems to me if anything he would want to be a Custodes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He could pull off a good Raven Guard. He’s got the face for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero, Amazon pushes Woke shit like no-one else. It's better to ignore it and mock everyone who "likes it".

      We will see if Cavill's autism is enough to keep them at bay or at most you'll get news of him exiting the project at some point. He couldn't take Netflix fricking up the Witcher.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need that fricking ip counter back

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le israelites
    And heeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee we gooooooooooooooooo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for you to start crying about /misc/ and using one post to dismiss absolutely fricking everything being said.
      Which, you were already doing of course, but still.

      You dont need to keep me out. I have no desire to be in there.
      You see its like you are drowning in a river and I am reaching out a hand to help you. And then you slap it away saying "No. I like it in here."

      And there it is AGAIN. Comparing it to a drowning. Dismissing Warhammer as a hobby as a whole and trying to get people to stop caring about it, all without actually saying anything about warhammer. It's impressive really.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the only tactic they have left when they can't worm their way in through cracks. They b***h and whine, trying to corrode the armor shell instead. Won't work on Warhammer fans though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Read the bible

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Change the subject and muddy the waters."

            This isn't bible study, frick off. This is Warhammer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dismissing Warhammer as a hobby as a whole
        Anon......it IS a hobby. It's a game that people play to have fun with other like minded people or to simply spend time painting figures alone
        >IT'S A WAY OF LIFE
        Anyone who centers their entire life around a miniature game of all things are inane autists at best

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black person YOU are the one dismissing Warhammer as a hobby in the first place. YOU are the one comparing it to a drowning and a collapsing house and for people to "get out into something better"
          I see through your bullshit. I see how you imply we should leave the fandom as a whole for something else you prefer. I see how you completely ignored this anon

          People don't have to abandon things they like and embrace the things you do simply because things are shitty right now. The only way things will hopefully get better is to stick with the things they like and try to make it so. I fail to see how you're rallying cry to ''bro just read classics, everything else is shit because it isn't old and well renowned doesn't come across as douchey.

          because he COMPLETLY blew you the frick out with his rebuttal.

          Right. People know how an IP started out, they know what made it great and they will never forget it, they'll pass it on. Any retcon is toothless. However. A retcon should always be called for what it is so no one is confused in the future.

          If a fan knows what a retcon is, they should keep markin' 'em. Never stop. Keep the original the original.

          I just meant more in how warhammer has so much canon, that it's impossible for retcons to really have any effect because literally everyone involved inside the game or in the fandom picks and chooses.
          It doesn't matter if one writer tries to retcon something because another can just ignore that and move on.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and I'm just saying, every fan knows what Warhammer is at it's core. So we can tell what is tripe and what isn't and therefore, as you said, retconning is meaningless, but people should take note of it so it doesn't try to worm it's way into the core.

            Stay vigilant. Keep that Gate locked.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you anon, its good to know that somebody agrees with me

            Matthew and you can figure out my favorite passage by reading my posts as I reference it twice.

            Ah I see, interesting

            Cope. Its not going to get better

            Maybe it will, maybe it won't. But it certainly won't improve if people just abandon it. Also, I'm sorry but I think the bigger cope is that reading classic books and shitting on everything else makes you sound like some superior intellectual when it really just makes you seem like an insecure elitist snob.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay guys I'll come clean. I dont care about Warhammer OR books. I am just bored at work and wanted easy (you)s and 40k fans will always deliever cause you guys are so silly.
    Yes I was merely pretending all along.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I merely pretended to be moronic, so therefore I win, you lose.

      Uh huh.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >people defending their IP should be mocked.

          Frick off.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are so right. Keep up the good fight

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We will, c**t.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chaos waifu
      Alrig-
      >Tzeentch b***h
      Ewww, no

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trades the nerd not-furry for the super prostitute
          Papa Nurgle knows what you need, anon. Embrace his gifts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sisters of battle are already a thing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think the Sisters of Battle aesthetic trounces the Space Marines at its own game, although they should wear helmets as a rule.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about what you think. You're wrong.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >your army is shit and you're shit
          You must be real popular with your opponents.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to be popular with my opponents. They're my opponents, I hate them and they should hate them.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is not a Christian attitude.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't a Christian thread. Frick off already.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I have been told that WarHammer is actually Christian and that saying you shouldnt engage with it is a israeli trick. Whats the truth?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude just FRICK OFF already.
                Stop twisting words, stop being so God damn disingenuous, and stop trying to start shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How am I twisting word? You people keep saying that. I think you guys just cant handle the truth I am revealing. Im like Jesus Christ and you guys are like israeli masses who crucified him

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know what you're doing and you're not clever enough to be doing it. I bet you're so fricking moronic that you push bullshit for free.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What am I doing exactly?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't beat these chuds, I'll just keeping muddying the waters.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't play games with people I hate. I certainly wouldn't play against you, you sound like a fricking timebomb.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who make coomer art like this aren't even Warhammer fans, they're just porn addicts looking to spread their crap. It's all nonsense.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we've reached a lack of self-awareness previously thought impossible

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Coomer shit on a Warhammer thread is off-topic. It doesn't matter what the website is. Cinemaphile isn't all about porn, moron.

          I don't play games with people I hate. I certainly wouldn't play against you, you sound like a fricking timebomb.

          Then leave.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Warhammer on a comics and cartoons board is off topic Black person

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then why did coomers post it? Well, they want to frick around, now they're finding out.

              You wanna make porn, go make it about Sonic or some bullshit, Warhammer isn't the place and never will be the place for this g-oyslop.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm going to keep spamming porn because I have nothing left, these chuds saw right through me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>I'm going to keep spamming futa porn because I have nothing left, these chuds saw right through me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >futa
                That's the back of her loin cloth. Why do you see dicks everywhere?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was instigating to do it, I didn't see anything that you apparently saw in that image...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you asking for sonic porn?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not, but since you're so desperate to jerk off, go and seek it, just don't seek it here.

                What am I doing exactly?

                Being a woke, disingenuous snake that needs to be forced to be silent in my humble opinion. Your "opinions", your "takes" are all bullshit and should never come up for air.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You said and I quote
                "You wanna make porn, go make it about Sonic"
                Sounds like you want to jack it to a cartoon hedgehog

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So now because twisting his words before was called out on, now you're doing this to further muddy the waters and stir shit up.
                Pretty fricking obvious what you're doing, just as before.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am literally just saying what he said. He could have said just frick off but instead he said "go make porn about sonic the hedgehog" its just interesting to me that he decided to do that thats all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off then.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've got nothing on this chud, I'd better twist his words so he gets frustrated and leaves.

                Not going to work, champ.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What takes? Make an argument.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Warhammer has both comics and cartoons.

              Then why did coomers post it? Well, they want to frick around, now they're finding out.

              [...]
              You wanna make porn, go make it about Sonic or some bullshit, Warhammer isn't the place and never will be the place for this g-oyslop.

              Eeeeh idunno about that man, what that image depicts is something that is completely canon in warhammer.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why? The thread belongs to you? Between the two of us I'm the one actually trying to talk about Warhammer.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're angry, you should take a break and get off Cinemaphile for a while, bud. Also, you're not talking about Warhammer, you're talking about bullshit that seeks to corrode it as far as I'm concerned.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I get it, you hate the Sisters of Battle. They're still Warhammer.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love the sisters of battle, but you don't like Warhammer, that's why you and other coomers seek to frick around with it and then you b***h and moan when you're contested. Well, I'm not going to stop contesting you until you stop.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you know they're just trolling you at this point, right?

                I can't even follow the conversation on this thread
                it's constantly turning backwards on itself and people seem to be arguing with the shadows of the guy next to them.
                if anyone's trying to manufacture an argument, it seems to be the guy constantly changing enemies and who he's mad at

                So pretty much like Warhammer itself then. Funny how that plays out

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care if they're trolling or w/e, I'm going to gatekeep as hard as I can, IPs cannot afford to be tolerant of outside bullshit anymore. It always leads to disaster, like that morn in your pic.

                He sold out to idiots and look at where Star Wars is now. It's fricking dead and will never recover.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hahahaha
        Hahahahahaha
        AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's true. Laugh all you want. Coomers are just porn addicts, they aren't fans of anything but what gets them off.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here's some official art

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm all with this anon for gatekeeping but porn has been apart of all fandoms for as long there have been fandoms. He's not exactly wrong but at the same time plenty of diehard fans make content like that. But eh, opinions are opinions and what we agree on is the important stuff.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Warhammer is about killing degeneracy and corruption. You cant be a coomer and like 40k simple as

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. But Warhammer isn't about the sex appeal. If you want to make porn of it, post it somewhere else. If you want to discuss Warhammer, then discuss it. There's a time and a place for everything.

            I take back what I said, there are some fans who make porn sure, but at the very least, place it where it belongs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she was really penitent she would thank that guardsman for inflicting hardship on her body and helping her repent for her sins.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally no reason for not having female space marines because male space marines are all asexual homosexuals for The Imperium. They cannot be pushed around because they are space marines. They will not be raped by other members of The Imperium chain of command and they would just stomp them. So female space marines is the future.

    You will submit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then the "sisters of battle" would be redundant. So no, frick off. Warhammer isn't about coomer bullshit, it never was.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The Sisters of Battle are the Sisters of Battle. The Space Marines are Space Marines.

    What's better or worse is irrelevant.

    What takes? Make an argument.

    I'm going to give you satisfaction. Why argue with a snake? You stomp on a snake with a boot, you don't argue with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's better or worse is irrelevant.
      No one cares about what you think. You're wrong.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The feeling's mutual, c**t.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are like a child plugging his ears because he doesnt want to hear the truth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're the child b***hing about things not being the way you want them to be. No. You're not going to change what Warhammer is at it's core, people like me won't let you. We won't listen to your b***hing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont want to change war hammer i want to become enlightened.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You want people to stop giving a shit about Warhammer so that it can change. We remember the other posts, we have been keeping track of your bullshit tactics. They aren't going to work.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I want people to stop giving a shit about Warhammer so the world will change. I want society to remember what it was. I want us to return to Dostoevsky and Plato. I want to talk to adults not manchildren. I want to take you all to a place of real value.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you want the world to change. That's why we're fricking fighting and pushing back, because we know that change will be for the absolute Fricking WORST. We've seen what your change has done to other fandoms. We don't want it for this one.
                And again, there you go dismissing people who have a fun hobby or enjoy reading WH books as "manchildren" Fricking disingenuous lying bastard letting his mask slip away.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Returning to God will be for the better.
                When you die your plastic toys wont save you from hell. In fact they might just condemn you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Manchildren demand the rules to change for their own sake and nothing else, like you're doing right now. Tradition is a good thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tradition is a good thing
                I AGREE. THATS WHAT I AM SAYING RETURN TO TRADITION. TO LITERATURE AND GOD
                WARHAMMER IS NOT TRADITIONAL IT WAS MADE IN THE FRICKING 80s

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep the core that made Warhammer is what it is, I agree with you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God is not in warhammer.
                Bryan Ansell, Richard Halliwell, and Rick Priestley are all atheists who hate god and made this game to ridicule him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We get that they're mocking it, but we don't take it to heart, we have fun with it, Jesus. Warhammer 40k is just a fun form of escapism, not a fricking debate.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This is an important part of our culture. If you say anything against it you are a snake trying to destroy us
                >uh dude its not that serious lol
                It will be serious when you are burning in hell

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're purposefully taking two completely different posts with completely different writing styles and acting as if it is the same person making the same post.
                Fricking disingenuous moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When it comes to preserving Warhammer THEN it is serious. When we're enjoying our escapism, we have fun and go ham by the rules of Warhammer. Don't twist my words around, it won't work.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go ask your priest during you next confessional if war hammer is okay to play.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're OG nerds who wanted to have fun, not lecture you on how evil you are for being born white and with a penis.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OG satanist who are/going to be in hell forever

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cut your power lines, luddite.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOT TRADITIONAL IT WAS MADE IN THE FRICKING 80s
                And just where the FRICK do you think those traditions come from?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the idea that nothing new can be made good is peak degeneracy, like end of Chinese dynasty tier. There are consistent forms, themes and principles in all created works. Their core essences does not need popularity contests of decadent classes of fart sniffers that cant accept thnigs outside their influence.
                battles between forces of stagnation, order, creativity and chaos are as old as human storytelling. If beowulf and gilgameshes legends where made today you'd call them too anime.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If beowulf and gilgameshes legends where made today you'd call them too anime.
                Wrong
                Warhammer is bad because its corporate slop made to sell plastic. Thats it. Thats all there is too it. The """story""" is just edgy atheist drivval

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Funny that you claim the story is atheistic when Gods are a major part of the lore and Faith has an actual affect on reality.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The gods are evil moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not the one that actually matters.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That god's an atheist

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In a Universe with Evil Gods.
                And that's why he's Based.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ummmm the emperor is actually cringe?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The """story""" is just edgy atheist drivval
                Hey. Warhammer rips off some of the best genre fiction in the field.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I want us to return to Dostoevsky and Plato
                >Plato
                >Dude, 2+2=4 means you are reincarnated bro!
                This made ancient boomers shit and piss their togas in amazement

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a direct quote from you.

        No one cares about what you think. You're wrong.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to say this again and again.

          I don't fricking care about your opinion, I don't care about your hot takes. Warhammer will stay Warhammer. I know what it is, how it was and so do many others. You won't change our mind. Insult us anyway you wish, it doesn't matter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't listen to snakes. Twist words any way you want to, I will not give a single frick.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to feel sorry for the "snakes" guy, I think he's genuinely some kind of paranoid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even follow the conversation on this thread
      it's constantly turning backwards on itself and people seem to be arguing with the shadows of the guy next to them.
      if anyone's trying to manufacture an argument, it seems to be the guy constantly changing enemies and who he's mad at

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not falling for it. Aside from one or two slipups this shit is easy to follow along. That's why we can call out when the same tactics are being tried with a different argument.

        Returning to God will be for the better.
        When you die your plastic toys wont save you from hell. In fact they might just condemn you.

        I can love God while enjoying the fricking plastic you mother fricking bullshit spewing absolute major moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You claim to love God yet you play a heretical game made by atheists

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More official art

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evil monster you are supposed to kill
      Kys coomer warhammer isnt for you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Evil monster you are supposed to kill
        Those are Sister Repentia you secondary. They're Loyalist.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >board is full of corpse worshipers who think TTS was good
    I forgot what a steaming pile of shit this place was

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >corpse worshipers
      The Machine is Immortal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Found the heretic. BLAM 'em, boys

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this rage and trolling
    It’s like the good old days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rage keeps the soul burning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will admit this has been a fun thread, even if it does mean arguing with the most disingenuous frickers in the world.

      >Tradition is a good thing
      I AGREE. THATS WHAT I AM SAYING RETURN TO TRADITION. TO LITERATURE AND GOD
      WARHAMMER IS NOT TRADITIONAL IT WAS MADE IN THE FRICKING 80s

      YOU CAN DO BOTH YOU FRICKING MORON
      NOTHING SAYS YOU CAN'T DO FRICKING BOTH
      YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE MAKING THAT ARGUMENT
      REFER BACK TO

      morons who think that reading any book will increase your culture or intelligence have never read a book to begin with. There are so many bad books, and many more completely forgettable. There are a few that are really good and make you think, and these can do that. But this applies to all media. Most is garbage. Most is forgettable. There are a few really good pieces. Difference is that it takes 4 hours to tell if a book is garbage and 4 seconds for a picture.
      The fact that he's telling you "read a book lol" without saying titles just shows he doesn't remember any good ones. I will recommend you to read the Witcher books. The author doesn't pull any punches. He shits on all demographics, all philosophies, all ways of thinking. Very entertaining to read.

      AND

      People don't have to abandon things they like and embrace the things you do simply because things are shitty right now. The only way things will hopefully get better is to stick with the things they like and try to make it so. I fail to see how you're rallying cry to ''bro just read classics, everything else is shit because it isn't old and well renowned doesn't come across as douchey.

      AND FRICK OFF

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone tell the schizo in this thread about Guilliman waking up? Or how Abbadon was only lose all his battles on purpose as part of a grander scheme to do whatever it is he accomplished?

    Or is he, like, only worried Marines might be girls one day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to lose his shit when he sees the Lion is awake too

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >morons still think Abby lead all the crusades
    >morons still think every crusade was aimed to destroy the IoM
    Actual morons ITT.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pleasure of the flesh is for the Dark Elves. If those Tech Priests want to frick somethin' instead of worshipping their machines, then they aren't Tech Priests. lol.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting porn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just try and stop me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To a Tech Priest, this is just the kind of shit to get their oil running, you foul temptress.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fa/tg/uy here.
    Why can't FSM beggars just get their female heads via 3D prints or third party sellers and be happy? The sources are there.
    To all FSM beggars, what's your excuse?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literal satan numbers
      If you need anymore proof

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So are these canon now? I heard how Angrons latest shitfit caused a LOT of people to go full on BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Mad, including a bunch of Sisters, which should be a big deal since, well, they're sisters who somehow got corrupted.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chaos SoB have been a thing for a while, GW just doesn't care to show them. Secondaries think SoB can't be corrupted, but they can.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't actually care about the game and either just want more porn to be made or for girls to get more of a focus because there are too many guys in a game for guys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no FSM beggars ITT. There are trolls, schizos, confused normies, raging tards and spectators.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enter thread expecting waifuposting and MUH SPEISS MEREENS
    >find round after round of self-righteous shit flinging between autists, delusional fan bois and some religious anons for good measure
    And just when when I thought Cinemaphile couldn't surprise me anymore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All me btw

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any kind of critique jingoism or fascism that may have been present in the setting has pretty much been completely buried under years of conflicting authors, a lack of any real direction, and people just adding in whatever seems cool. The only thing left to do is enjoy watching spacemarines and aliens fight eachother

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