white women are ruthless, she didn't even flinch yet feigned distress afterward; a manipulative attempt to seem remorseful. It was probably an instinctual action too, putting on display all the venom women are capable of
I'm not defending bongs. Worthless trash group of swamp creatures that doomed Europe, but in Sophie's case, yes it is her tattoos that make her unappealing.
how many hundreds of hours does a ploomer spend watching the same repeated 3 second concept of a barbell rolling until it hits a pair of buttocks or doesn't
it is something that i wouldn't give one of those scrawny little monkeys to be entertained by
she's so replusive. like the kind of chick you expect to see passed out in an alley in a puddle of puke with a half-eaten kebab she dug out of the trash.
>uh.....they'll be not hot....in uh.......A BILLION YEARS
Idiot. A rose is not a slag. This is not new information. They are separate species in Britain.
It was good until the show outpaced the books, then it became shit. Because the kind of people who get the job of adapting properties like Watchmen, The Boys, The Witcher and GoT are not actually creative or imaginative. They’re spiteful and agenda-pushing and only get the jobs through nepotism and tribal connections.
Can someone explain how exactly D&D went from Golden Boys who knew their shit to whatever Season 5,6,7 and 8 were.
Don't say the books. They literally got everything from talking to GRR
George RR Martin wanted it to go for 13 seasons. He said Benioff and Weiss started ignoring him from S5 onwards and also started straying from the lose plotpoints he gave them while rushing to others without giving it proper development.
Game of Thrones was a massive hit, the media was sucking their dick, they were getting huge offers from Netflix and Disney, they were calling the shots at that point.
>dabid LETS RUSH TROO DIS! >Season 8 is so utterly shit even braindead goons agree it ruined the series >All of their future projects are cancelled and wiped out, with the pair's reputation ruined beyond repair.
you love to see it
>>All of their future projects are cancelled and wiped out, with the pair's reputation ruined beyond repair.
I am pretty sure Weiss is still working on House of Dragon in someway, he shows up in the after show interview segments on HBO. Benioff though has disappeared.
Season 8 was so bad it made them hated and toxic. Also, in Season 8 it became mainstream news that Benioff is a giant nepobaby whose daddy Stephen Friedman was in charge of the New York Federal Reserve and former presidential advisor to George W. Bush. Somehow Benioff was able to keep this quiet for the first 7 seasons of game of thrones, but when season 8 was so bad it pissed everyone off to the point that the press people covering for him stopped doing it.
Funny how people like this are the first to screech and wail about ‘white privilege’ and push their ‘socially progressive’ ideas into everything they produce.
There’s a group that definitely has outsized privilege and carte blanche to act like nepotistic assholes while hypocritically falsely accusing others of doing the same, and it ain’t white folks.
>Don't say the books. They literally got everything from talking to GRR
But here’s the thing, GRRM is a successful author with decades of experience. They may have obtained plot points from him but he wasn’t writing the script. It’s why you end up with stupid shit like Sansa (who has never seen a winter IIRC) telling a crusty old armorer to line breastplates with leather for the cold. Yeah pretty sure he doesn’t need advice on making armor from a sixteen year old who hasn’t done a single day’s armouring in her life. Girl power, though!
Can you imagine GRRM writing a cringingly bad ‘tell, don’t show’ line as Arya delivers when she describes Sansa as (IIRC) ‘the smartest person in Winterfell’?
Face it, although they had broad guidance they fell down on details because they had no idea how to recreate GRRM’s knowledge of character and motivation.
Because they only cared about getting to the red wedding and all of the dumb little decisions they made snowballed into bigger problems later. You can't have Gurm tell them "Jeyne Poole is given to the Boltons and everyone pretends she's Arya" because they never included Jeyne Poole's story. So Little Finger has to give Sansa to the Boltons for no reason to make the plot move.
Gurm can't fix that.
They explicitly stated multiple times that if people guessed what was going to happen, they went back to change it. They said "hey you know how our narrative has a set ending, and we're building towards that in a way that makes sense? Ew we don't want to be -predictable-"
They were so preoccupied with "shocking" everyone that they went out of their way to abandon, subvert, or actively sabotage every plot point.
In a world where everyone spews every story permutation or theory onto Twitter while episodes are airing, the fucking nonces decided they wanted to be some sort of narrative hipsters
As you can see, actively working against basic storytelling practices is almost a guarantee to make trash unless you've got the golden touch.
Pic related was leaked here at the end of S6 IIRC, I used it to spoil the show for my wife in revenge for her spoiling Ragnar’s death for me in ‘Vikings’.
>Ragnar’s death for me in ‘Vikings’.
Stopped watching after that. I know historically his sons were the more successful voyagers but I couldn't stand them in the show. Might try and give it a rewatch tbh
It is the lack of books, though. They weren’t ‘over’ the show until the last couple seasons. But 5 and 6 were not great either. The season 5 10% of time on nothing happening with Arya’s training is the kind of stupidity only Hollywood can come up with. Even if grrm gave them a general framework, not having it literally delivered to them in long-form clearly they were unable to discern which parts would make for compelling tv
They had other people doing the work and followed the books closely and then they started writing more of the episodes themselves even directing them and strayed from the books entirely just writing their own interpretation of what the show meant to them.
Remember that Benioff's dad is like a mini-George Soros and the pilot sucked and all hands were called to fix it.
But seriously, in season 1 and 2 there were 2-3 writers that read the books and wrote as closely as they can to that.
As early as Season 2 (and in retrospect season 1 has some of this too) you could tell they hadn't read the next book by the time the were adapting current material (AKA, read A Game of Thrones, made S1, read a Clash of Kinds, made S2) because they were already omitting characters and plot points that gurm set up for later payoffs and then in later seasons they'd have to halfassed kludge it back in, and that kind of shit started to really add up, as a bookfag cracks were showing much earlier than most people say but by the last two seasons I think even showfags were realizing these guys didn't have a plan and I think by the second half of season 8 nobody was left on board, even the "livestreaming our reactions at the bar" crowd
I didn't know Sanser had tiddies like that? Honestly-fucking nice. >Let's settle this once and for all
Season 1-4 are pure kino, with Season 4 starting to leak and pushing the gay Oberyn scenes. Seasons 5-8 get progressively worse and worse. I like House of Dragons, it's not as good as GoT S1 but it mogs seasons 5-8
what the fuck are you talking about? He eats his own wedding cake, the one with pigeons in it, and that's NOT what kills him, his goblet is poisoned by Olenna. Joffrey was the target. He appears to start choking on the pie, but its the poison in his goblet kicking in and closing his throat. We literally see Littlefinger and Olenna separately talk about the assassination, Olenna confirms to Margaery she killed Joffrey to spare Margaery being married to him, and Tommen is much more acceptable and controllable.
Why the fuck would you put poison meant to imitate the effects of choking to death in a beverage? What if Margaery had accidentally drank from the goblet herself?
....it's not imitating it. It IS choking him. That's how he dies, from suffocation. And why would Margaery drink from Joffrey's goblet? Joffrey was guzzling wine the entire time. The poison was hidden on Sansa's necklace, Olenna took it and dropped it in Joffrey's goblet, it's pretty simple.
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I still don't understand the point of this subplot. Just hire an assassin lmao, what the fuck? They're the richest house in the seven kingdoms.
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I think they wanted Tyrion to take the fall, so that the question would be closed and thus Littlefinger/Olenna get away with it.
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Why did they think Tyrion would be blamed?
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Because he'd been an easy scapegoat for his family his entire life.
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Because he was always blamed by Cersei for everything, and he had publicly feuded with Joffrey.
The poison was in the Tyrion's pie, not in the wine. He gets words out after drinking wine. He starts choking as soon as he bites into the pie. The strangler is known for acting instantaneously.
Littlefinger needed Tyrion dead because he's still married to Sansa. Joffrey's death was a happy little accident.
Why do you keep mentioning the pie? It was a massive pie filled with live doves that fly out when it's opened. Why would they poison a gigantic pie anyone could eat? It was in his goblet, they explain exactly how it was done. It doesn't kick in instantly, it's not lava he's drinking, it's a poison dissolved in his wine.
>Littlefinger needed Tyrion dead because he's still married to Sansa
why would he give a fuck about that? Sansa is under a fake identity in the Vale, she's wanted for regicide
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so long as Tyrion is married he can't marry Sansa himself
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Did you read what I said? She's not even Sansa, she's Alayne Stone. Sansa Stark is wanted for regicide. Second, she did not consummate her marriage to Tyrion, by the law of the land their marriage is not completed.
We literally hear all the details of the plot to assassinate Joffrey from Olenna.
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Petyr can't marry Alayne, she's his "bastard daughter"
Even if the marriage isn't consummated, they need the High Septon's approval and the High Sparrow isn't helping Littlefinger.
>We literally hear all the details of the plot to assassinate Joffrey from Olenna.
You're thinking of the show.
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No, I am not. The same plot is in the book, a poison capsule hidden on Sansa's necklace, which Olenna retrieves and poisons Joffrey's goblet with. Sansa is retrieved as Littlefinger wants, and Tyrion takes the blame (along with the absent Sansa), they've removed an uncontrollable psycho and replaced him with an easily kowtowed young Tommen.
grandma tyrell and little finger conspired to kill him and pin it on tyrion. tyrion's dad knew it was a setup (didn't know who really did it) but didn't like tyrion so was ok with him dying. the show doesn't really hide this at all either
When a girl has a tattoo she can no longer hide the fact that she's a greasy whore that's seen a mile of dick + probably has some STDs. I cannot look past it.
>that is not even true anymore, all young people have tattoos even the drug free christians its stupid
I mean, it's still true, it's just depressing as all hell.
>Why didn't she tell Jon the riders from a rohan were coming with little finger at the EXACT same day the battle was going to be?
It is never talked about, but it's possible her plan was for Jon to wipe himself out and get himself killed, so she could ride in at the end with the Nights of the Vale and claim victory of Winterfell herself without any Stark to challenge her claim. That's how I head canon it anyways, but the show never explained shit.
No... People say that the last season ruined the show's legacy as one of the greatest shows ever or something, but it was always kinda shitty. Specially if you read the books, which aren't exactly great literature, but are definitely better than the garbage adaptation.
>american dalking aboud nod being able to say 'd'
y'all y'all are briddish, is thad near paree?
i wend do paree in dexas once id was so hod golly gee whizzekers
1-3 was kino. A little shakey at times but overall it was kino. Hating it isn't cool, you're just annoying hipster
4 is when the downhill started. Jon loses to a homosexual with knives, the fight choreography was shit and the seeds of shit character development were sown here. S4 is only good because it's riding he hype of previous seasons and works as the climax for what came before. Not kino but it's fun enough climax that the momentum makes up for the bad stuff
5 is were the show became shit
6 is when it started to really hurt on a whole another level
7 was bad but the community was at it's funniest around here so that was cool
8 was on the same level as the previous 3 seasons
Melisandre might have literally the perfect body. She's the perfect woman with perfect tits and perfect ass and I have never jerked off to anyone so fucking hot holy fuck she's so fucking hot.
Season 1 was great and it was all downhill from there. I'd say around season 5 is where it really fell off a cliff and became a joke.
>1
Absolute universally undeniable kino >2 & 3
Great. Very few flaws. >4 & 5
Still good-to-alright but cracks become increasingly apparent. Very noticeable drop in quality when you revisit S1. >6 & 7
The GoT equivalent of 'Zombie Simpsons'. Getting by on name and character recognition alone but is essentially a different show by this point. Basically the only reason to watch is sunk cost fallacy or shameless fanboyism. >8
Absolute universally undeniable shit
>4 is when the downhill started. Jon loses to a homosexual with knives
Karl Tanner was fucking based, drinking from the fooking skull of Jeor fucking Mormont
8 was considerably worse than the shitshow that came before it. I had to force myself to finish 8 (sunken cost fallacy), but the show hit a new low there.
Everyone talks about how awful the story became in season 8 but nobody talks about how boring it was. Entire scenes where nothing is fucking happening, even the dialogue is pointless, just meaningless meandering. It was a nice clue that the show was heading absolutely fucking nowhere at all. Crazy how the show was so kino early on, to turn into such a pile of dogshit for the final lap.
thats mainly because
the writers involved were good at only one thing
taking the BOOKS that had been released up to that point, and making a television series out of said books, every conversation, story arch, film direction, etc came about because they could directly parrot and use the books as the overall Direction and Script narrative for the series
Season 8 ocurred withou any books, author, actual worthwhile Directoring(make sure they look good/sexy and do extra amounts of this/that) being all they had to do up til that point
the writers without source material, direction from Directors, Actors, or anyone else flailed about, the author refused to give them any Idea of what MAY be coming out with the next book and they fucked up the entire series
also no one wanted to end the multimillion dollar ride they kept making money on, even to wait for the next book, especially because no one in the world has attention spans capable of returning to franchises and no one wanted to end it early for the good of the series, so they made a clusterfuck production, messed it all up, and ended up tainting the entirety of the franchise to the point no one buys previous seasons(that are GOOD) because of how BAD the last season was
I liked the show but the books were convoluted and 800 pages each. I felt like I was reading a fantasy version of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire.
Normally a hot slag will get a better part. Like Sophie's stand-in becoming Alys "Greatest Rack in Westeros" Karstark.
This young lady at the very least should have got another role.
It was boring and none of the characters were interesting enough to "get emotionally invested" in. The only thing that shocked me was how everyone kept saying it had so much sex and violence in it, even though I've seen more skin in a Maxim magazine, and Braveheart had more violence than every GoT episodes combined.
By the time I watched any episode of GoT I had only seen the South Park parody and was surprised at the lack of dicks. I can only think of two shown: Hodor and the wine merchant that tried to kill Dany. >inb4 this nigga's countin' dicks
Season 1 was pure kino. Seasons 2-3 were kino. Season 4 was mostly kino. Seasons 5-7 were bad, but there was the hope that "it's all building towards something so maybe they're not actually bad and this is all setup." Season 8 confirmed, no, it was not setup, and the show had been bad since the start of season 5.
all in all, they sucked
early seasons were good when they were just following the story as written out for them
once they got beyond the books it went to shit
you can tell because the dialogue changed dramatically. in the early seasons they spoke in that faux "medieval" style. but by the end they are practically speaking in modern english
It was a good show that everyone watched and was fun to discuss with people. After Breaking Bad and GoT ended I really haven’t gotten into a tv series, I’ve tried but everything pales in comparison.
This was the exact moment the show turned into a heaping pile of trash. The bad pussy scene solidified it. Not even Tommy Wiseau could come up with a scene so laughably bad as that. And when I compare GOT to the Room, I do not mean that as some sort of weird compliment. It was LAUGHABLY BAD.
You know what would have made the Sand Lesbians interesting? If they were sex operatives that black mailed people, or got in close to targets and got them in vulnerable positions to poison them or steal something of importance/high value or steal secrets. If they were conniving and seductive and duplicitous and wielded it like a super power, as actual historically powerful women of the past have, but no, D&D are a couple of israelites, so they went the feminist angle and gave them bullshit martial prowess and skills as fighters. I don't even care if it's book accurate. Just means that fat israelite GRRM is a hack too.
Yes. Even with the steep quality decline post S4 it still ended up being kino. I would call it a great show if literally anyone other than Bran became King, also >you don’t vote for kings!
That sucked but even amidst all the Starbucks cups and cringe it was still kino.
Not really. I mean it had some amazing scenes, worldbuilding, acting, and some decent characterization here and there, but overall it makes no sense. It's like an anthology of themes you've likely been exposed to before, heightened by the acting, but after each scene highlighting said theme ends all you're left with is a largely disconnected storyline. The only ones I enjoyed throughout almost the entire series were Sandor Clegane and Beric Dondarrion, both of whom get utterly gutted by their retarded endings. So again, some fucking great and memorable scenes, but overall as a series it's borderline incoherent.
The Cinemaphile equivalent of an album with ten songs that don't really flow together and feels more like ten singles slapped on a vinyl, but a lot of those songs are really good even though they go on for too long. Good songs, but shitty album composition.
I don't know, but I have a little game I play with myself where I count the amount of game of thrones thread on this board whenever I drop by (the number is never 0) so if nothing else Cinemaphile still cares
Yes it was good. Great even. Actually so awesome that we could see the last season as complete crap. It was that good. Show so good that the last season could not be good. Just dark, dragons and that gorgeous manchild.
Yes. Also areola can enlarge permantly and tip of nipples look like tiny mountains. But breadfeeding has several health benefits to child, including better immune system and higher IQ.
It was great until the book content ended around the end of Season 5. Then it became a pile of steaming shit like everything else Hollywood produces today.
yuck
i want to rub my boner on her spandex
after she drained the Jonas boys balls and got a baby ot of him, the succubi left him (it was mutual aparently.)
Of course it was mutual. Would want that crawling into bed with you after a night of slumming the clubs and screwing random men in the back?
Do you honestly believe the fucking Jonas brothers don't fuck whatever they want?
Yeah bro I'd be like no yucky please don't fuck me
ugh OMG I would totally *not* want to get cucked by her ewwwwwww that would be so bad!
i wish that was me
>kicking stevo
white women are ruthless, she didn't even flinch yet feigned distress afterward; a manipulative attempt to seem remorseful. It was probably an instinctual action too, putting on display all the venom women are capable of
British lads love to let their women kick them in the balls and then get pegged afterwards. She was just doing what is natural for her people.
My dear boy why don't you just try acting?
Now I've confirmed that dirty Appalachia women did indeed come from England.
which one are we talking about?
>(it was mutual aparently.)
>becoming a single mom was mutual
lol
I only watched 2 episodes and it's just exploitation film style shock imagery and cringey wannabe Shakespeare betrayal homosexual shit
Was she the best actress
YJN
1-4 great
5-8 shit
Two different shows, like op pic and
>you just know
I love young Sansa. Too bad the whore grew up to get tattoos. Just looking at her now gives me the ick.
Yeah dude it’s the tattoos and not the fact that bongs age like milk
I'm not defending bongs. Worthless trash group of swamp creatures that doomed Europe, but in Sophie's case, yes it is her tattoos that make her unappealing.
It’s the same with Slavs. Once Slavic women turn 25 they turn into babushkas.
>I let memes dictate reality for me
The babushkas from those memes are probably in their 70s
Nah, a Belarusian guy told me that once and I never forgot it.
No one cares what anyone ever told you, fag.
Why didn't the Hound raped her vag?
too old
>Was she the best actress
Olenna Tyrell bitch, then Houten, and maybe the Turkish porn star.
someone post the manchester slags night out webm.that place is slampig paradise,am moving there for sure
Wat?
Were there any good episodes of this show involving goats?
The show was mid. Sansa was top tier
Goat fucking hot fucking bitch
>assnotfound.exe
Eat your words
There's nothing there McFeeley
What is this a reference to I don't get it
John Carpenter's American Ice Capades III: Enter the Frozone
literal super model tier genetics. too bad depression got her busted.
Wha-Wham
-2 ass
thanks hank hill
>assnotfound.exe
>t.
Ass of Flatness +4
Common Filth was right
feel like pure shit just want him back
She would hella fail Cakecheck.
Cakecheck is retarded, if you have a big torso you'll 'pass' it. Notice how a lot of the men 'pass' it in those vids?
how many hundreds of hours does a ploomer spend watching the same repeated 3 second concept of a barbell rolling until it hits a pair of buttocks or doesn't
it is something that i wouldn't give one of those scrawny little monkeys to be entertained by
you just KNOW
Lemon cakes peaked at like 15 and married a sand nagger now she's just bogged and disgusting strong do not want
she's so replusive. like the kind of chick you expect to see passed out in an alley in a puddle of puke with a half-eaten kebab she dug out of the trash.
hot
ask me how I know you're a bong
Not him but Some of the most objectively beautiful women in history were British
>healthy glow
>prominent brow
>accentuated features
Yep. Its breeding time
Let's play a game of 'spot the Brit'.
>QUINTESSENTIALLY
I'm curious how true the "endure cold" part is. Being in water generally takes your body heat pretty easily
Bongs are inhuman swamp creatures is the most obvious answer.
England is 95% slags, 5% roses. It is known.
>2 africans
One African.
With a white English father.
theres actually like 4, but they're north africans so most people don't notice
why does she look like kyle rittenhouse
ill take poots
sadly you can tell all those women are going to "bong out" in 10 years
>uh.....they'll be not hot....in uh.......A BILLION YEARS
Idiot. A rose is not a slag. This is not new information. They are separate species in Britain.
Neuron activation
she used to look god but the bong jeans and partying all night has caught up to her
>jeans
Lmfao. Retard Alert
It was good until the show outpaced the books, then it became shit. Because the kind of people who get the job of adapting properties like Watchmen, The Boys, The Witcher and GoT are not actually creative or imaginative. They’re spiteful and agenda-pushing and only get the jobs through nepotism and tribal connections.
Can someone explain how exactly D&D went from Golden Boys who knew their shit to whatever Season 5,6,7 and 8 were.
Don't say the books. They literally got everything from talking to GRR
D&D wanted to get out ASAP to make Star Wars. Anyone who watched the show when it was current remembers this
George RR Martin wanted it to go for 13 seasons. He said Benioff and Weiss started ignoring him from S5 onwards and also started straying from the lose plotpoints he gave them while rushing to others without giving it proper development.
What. Surely HBO would have some stock in making them do it better
Game of Thrones was a massive hit, the media was sucking their dick, they were getting huge offers from Netflix and Disney, they were calling the shots at that point.
HBO was willing to give them a blank check to do it right but they wanted to rush out to go do a Star Wars show and then Disney canned them anyway
>dabid LETS RUSH TROO DIS!
>Season 8 is so utterly shit even braindead goons agree it ruined the series
>All of their future projects are cancelled and wiped out, with the pair's reputation ruined beyond repair.
you love to see it
>>All of their future projects are cancelled and wiped out, with the pair's reputation ruined beyond repair.
I am pretty sure Weiss is still working on House of Dragon in someway, he shows up in the after show interview segments on HBO. Benioff though has disappeared.
this, but don't think Disney didn't calculate the whole thing. Disney wanted to kill GoT right in time for Disney+ to start.
You're an idiot.
Season 8 was so bad it made them hated and toxic. Also, in Season 8 it became mainstream news that Benioff is a giant nepobaby whose daddy Stephen Friedman was in charge of the New York Federal Reserve and former presidential advisor to George W. Bush. Somehow Benioff was able to keep this quiet for the first 7 seasons of game of thrones, but when season 8 was so bad it pissed everyone off to the point that the press people covering for him stopped doing it.
Funny how people like this are the first to screech and wail about ‘white privilege’ and push their ‘socially progressive’ ideas into everything they produce.
There’s a group that definitely has outsized privilege and carte blanche to act like nepotistic assholes while hypocritically falsely accusing others of doing the same, and it ain’t white folks.
That's what Game of Thrones is all about-rich elites selling lies to the useful idiot smallfolk to get them to do their bidding for them.
>Don't say the books. They literally got everything from talking to GRR
But here’s the thing, GRRM is a successful author with decades of experience. They may have obtained plot points from him but he wasn’t writing the script. It’s why you end up with stupid shit like Sansa (who has never seen a winter IIRC) telling a crusty old armorer to line breastplates with leather for the cold. Yeah pretty sure he doesn’t need advice on making armor from a sixteen year old who hasn’t done a single day’s armouring in her life. Girl power, though!
Can you imagine GRRM writing a cringingly bad ‘tell, don’t show’ line as Arya delivers when she describes Sansa as (IIRC) ‘the smartest person in Winterfell’?
Face it, although they had broad guidance they fell down on details because they had no idea how to recreate GRRM’s knowledge of character and motivation.
Because they only cared about getting to the red wedding and all of the dumb little decisions they made snowballed into bigger problems later. You can't have Gurm tell them "Jeyne Poole is given to the Boltons and everyone pretends she's Arya" because they never included Jeyne Poole's story. So Little Finger has to give Sansa to the Boltons for no reason to make the plot move.
Gurm can't fix that.
Shansha pleashe, just anotha kissh. I subbose that's not off the table ashwell.
They explicitly stated multiple times that if people guessed what was going to happen, they went back to change it. They said "hey you know how our narrative has a set ending, and we're building towards that in a way that makes sense? Ew we don't want to be -predictable-"
They were so preoccupied with "shocking" everyone that they went out of their way to abandon, subvert, or actively sabotage every plot point.
In a world where everyone spews every story permutation or theory onto Twitter while episodes are airing, the fucking nonces decided they wanted to be some sort of narrative hipsters
As you can see, actively working against basic storytelling practices is almost a guarantee to make trash unless you've got the golden touch.
Pic related was leaked here at the end of S6 IIRC, I used it to spoil the show for my wife in revenge for her spoiling Ragnar’s death for me in ‘Vikings’.
i was in episode 5
>Ragnar’s death for me in ‘Vikings’.
Stopped watching after that. I know historically his sons were the more successful voyagers but I couldn't stand them in the show. Might try and give it a rewatch tbh
It is the lack of books, though. They weren’t ‘over’ the show until the last couple seasons. But 5 and 6 were not great either. The season 5 10% of time on nothing happening with Arya’s training is the kind of stupidity only Hollywood can come up with. Even if grrm gave them a general framework, not having it literally delivered to them in long-form clearly they were unable to discern which parts would make for compelling tv
They had other people doing the work and followed the books closely and then they started writing more of the episodes themselves even directing them and strayed from the books entirely just writing their own interpretation of what the show meant to them.
Remember that Benioff's dad is like a mini-George Soros and the pilot sucked and all hands were called to fix it.
But seriously, in season 1 and 2 there were 2-3 writers that read the books and wrote as closely as they can to that.
As early as Season 2 (and in retrospect season 1 has some of this too) you could tell they hadn't read the next book by the time the were adapting current material (AKA, read A Game of Thrones, made S1, read a Clash of Kinds, made S2) because they were already omitting characters and plot points that gurm set up for later payoffs and then in later seasons they'd have to halfassed kludge it back in, and that kind of shit started to really add up, as a bookfag cracks were showing much earlier than most people say but by the last two seasons I think even showfags were realizing these guys didn't have a plan and I think by the second half of season 8 nobody was left on board, even the "livestreaming our reactions at the bar" crowd
Goddamn she got some delicious tits while she was preggo
Season 3 specifically was good, everything else was shit.
I didn't know Sanser had tiddies like that? Honestly-fucking nice.
>Let's settle this once and for all
Season 1-4 are pure kino, with Season 4 starting to leak and pushing the gay Oberyn scenes. Seasons 5-8 get progressively worse and worse. I like House of Dragons, it's not as good as GoT S1 but it mogs seasons 5-8
Shit we still never knowed who kill him
Olenna Tyrell
Wrong, it was both Littlefinger. But Jeffery wasn't the target, in the books he only dies after eating Tyrions cake. Tyrion was the target
what the fuck are you talking about? He eats his own wedding cake, the one with pigeons in it, and that's NOT what kills him, his goblet is poisoned by Olenna. Joffrey was the target. He appears to start choking on the pie, but its the poison in his goblet kicking in and closing his throat. We literally see Littlefinger and Olenna separately talk about the assassination, Olenna confirms to Margaery she killed Joffrey to spare Margaery being married to him, and Tommen is much more acceptable and controllable.
Why the fuck would you put poison meant to imitate the effects of choking to death in a beverage? What if Margaery had accidentally drank from the goblet herself?
....it's not imitating it. It IS choking him. That's how he dies, from suffocation. And why would Margaery drink from Joffrey's goblet? Joffrey was guzzling wine the entire time. The poison was hidden on Sansa's necklace, Olenna took it and dropped it in Joffrey's goblet, it's pretty simple.
I still don't understand the point of this subplot. Just hire an assassin lmao, what the fuck? They're the richest house in the seven kingdoms.
I think they wanted Tyrion to take the fall, so that the question would be closed and thus Littlefinger/Olenna get away with it.
Why did they think Tyrion would be blamed?
Because he'd been an easy scapegoat for his family his entire life.
Because he was always blamed by Cersei for everything, and he had publicly feuded with Joffrey.
The poison was in the Tyrion's pie, not in the wine. He gets words out after drinking wine. He starts choking as soon as he bites into the pie. The strangler is known for acting instantaneously.
Littlefinger needed Tyrion dead because he's still married to Sansa. Joffrey's death was a happy little accident.
Why do you keep mentioning the pie? It was a massive pie filled with live doves that fly out when it's opened. Why would they poison a gigantic pie anyone could eat? It was in his goblet, they explain exactly how it was done. It doesn't kick in instantly, it's not lava he's drinking, it's a poison dissolved in his wine.
>Littlefinger needed Tyrion dead because he's still married to Sansa
why would he give a fuck about that? Sansa is under a fake identity in the Vale, she's wanted for regicide
so long as Tyrion is married he can't marry Sansa himself
Did you read what I said? She's not even Sansa, she's Alayne Stone. Sansa Stark is wanted for regicide. Second, she did not consummate her marriage to Tyrion, by the law of the land their marriage is not completed.
We literally hear all the details of the plot to assassinate Joffrey from Olenna.
Petyr can't marry Alayne, she's his "bastard daughter"
Even if the marriage isn't consummated, they need the High Septon's approval and the High Sparrow isn't helping Littlefinger.
>We literally hear all the details of the plot to assassinate Joffrey from Olenna.
You're thinking of the show.
No, I am not. The same plot is in the book, a poison capsule hidden on Sansa's necklace, which Olenna retrieves and poisons Joffrey's goblet with. Sansa is retrieved as Littlefinger wants, and Tyrion takes the blame (along with the absent Sansa), they've removed an uncontrollable psycho and replaced him with an easily kowtowed young Tommen.
grandma tyrell and little finger conspired to kill him and pin it on tyrion. tyrion's dad knew it was a setup (didn't know who really did it) but didn't like tyrion so was ok with him dying. the show doesn't really hide this at all either
Are those... jizz stains on her chest? That's hot.
>ywn cum on a fully-clothed Sophie before she goes out in public because she thinks it's naughty
No, idiot. It's milk stains coming out of her pregnant Sansa milkers
Even in the center in the second image? I'd believe the two stains centered on her nipples are leaked milk.
Which is also very hot.
milk stains for sure my bro. I agree it's very hot. The Queen of the North!
Why didn't she tell Jon the riders from a rohan were coming with little finger at the EXACT same day the battle was going to be?
i will pretend the tats aren't there. That swimsuit looks fucking banging on her. Sansa is probably a cunt irl but I can't deny how fucking hot she is
When a girl has a tattoo she can no longer hide the fact that she's a greasy whore that's seen a mile of dick + probably has some STDs. I cannot look past it.
that is not even true anymore, all young people have tattoos even the drug free christians its stupid
>that is not even true anymore, all young people have tattoos even the drug free christians its stupid
I mean, it's still true, it's just depressing as all hell.
>Why didn't she tell Jon the riders from a rohan were coming with little finger at the EXACT same day the battle was going to be?
It is never talked about, but it's possible her plan was for Jon to wipe himself out and get himself killed, so she could ride in at the end with the Nights of the Vale and claim victory of Winterfell herself without any Stark to challenge her claim. That's how I head canon it anyways, but the show never explained shit.
For a moment I thought that was a dickbutt tattoo
she has a meaty labia
No... People say that the last season ruined the show's legacy as one of the greatest shows ever or something, but it was always kinda shitty. Specially if you read the books, which aren't exactly great literature, but are definitely better than the garbage adaptation.
holy fuark the 17 one :hearteyesemoji:
Why is she shrinking? Can it be stopped?
she partied too hard with he slut friend and its starting to show
It's 15 for me
>Bri'ish
>american dalking aboud nod being able to say 'd'
y'all y'all are briddish, is thad near paree?
i wend do paree in dexas once id was so hod golly gee whizzekers
hollywood is satanic
27.
Seems accurate.
The point being the Met Gala picture everyone keeps reposting is not representative.
Oh, sure, I agree with that.
yeah but BOG AMIRITE!
That's how most people's minds operate here. Just adhere to the nearest meme word and discard everything else.
This is sad, went full troon status within 2 years
see
don't believe everything you see
right is the met gala which is a costume event where celebrities use ghoulish makeup and clothing.
Ze wall makes me stick with brown women that aren't Mexican or Indian
pregnancy ruins women
well there has to be something in it for the man
woman gets a baby
man marks his territory
STEEP drop off after 23
Not really good but almost good at a time when everything was shit.
best day on dall e threads. i miss the fun
big boob larg breasst
1-3 was kino. A little shakey at times but overall it was kino. Hating it isn't cool, you're just annoying hipster
4 is when the downhill started. Jon loses to a homosexual with knives, the fight choreography was shit and the seeds of shit character development were sown here. S4 is only good because it's riding he hype of previous seasons and works as the climax for what came before. Not kino but it's fun enough climax that the momentum makes up for the bad stuff
5 is were the show became shit
6 is when it started to really hurt on a whole another level
7 was bad but the community was at it's funniest around here so that was cool
8 was on the same level as the previous 3 seasons
Melisandre might have literally the perfect body. She's the perfect woman with perfect tits and perfect ass and I have never jerked off to anyone so fucking hot holy fuck she's so fucking hot.
>1
Absolute universally undeniable kino
>2 & 3
Great. Very few flaws.
>4 & 5
Still good-to-alright but cracks become increasingly apparent. Very noticeable drop in quality when you revisit S1.
>6 & 7
The GoT equivalent of 'Zombie Simpsons'. Getting by on name and character recognition alone but is essentially a different show by this point. Basically the only reason to watch is sunk cost fallacy or shameless fanboyism.
>8
Absolute universally undeniable shit
Agreed, I stopped around season 3 because they just hard swung away from the books.
>S3
>very few flaws
>4 is when the downhill started. Jon loses to a homosexual with knives
Karl Tanner was fucking based, drinking from the fooking skull of Jeor fucking Mormont
He was a fookin legend in Cuck's Landing.
This is correct except 8 was way worse than 5 and 6
8 was considerably worse than the shitshow that came before it. I had to force myself to finish 8 (sunken cost fallacy), but the show hit a new low there.
Everyone talks about how awful the story became in season 8 but nobody talks about how boring it was. Entire scenes where nothing is fucking happening, even the dialogue is pointless, just meaningless meandering. It was a nice clue that the show was heading absolutely fucking nowhere at all. Crazy how the show was so kino early on, to turn into such a pile of dogshit for the final lap.
thats mainly because
the writers involved were good at only one thing
taking the BOOKS that had been released up to that point, and making a television series out of said books, every conversation, story arch, film direction, etc came about because they could directly parrot and use the books as the overall Direction and Script narrative for the series
Season 8 ocurred withou any books, author, actual worthwhile Directoring(make sure they look good/sexy and do extra amounts of this/that) being all they had to do up til that point
the writers without source material, direction from Directors, Actors, or anyone else flailed about, the author refused to give them any Idea of what MAY be coming out with the next book and they fucked up the entire series
also no one wanted to end the multimillion dollar ride they kept making money on, even to wait for the next book, especially because no one in the world has attention spans capable of returning to franchises and no one wanted to end it early for the good of the series, so they made a clusterfuck production, messed it all up, and ended up tainting the entirety of the franchise to the point no one buys previous seasons(that are GOOD) because of how BAD the last season was
r/freefolk was good during the 7 times, but was gay reddit after that
1-4 were GOAT, 5 was awful, 6 was pretty good, 7-8 were awful
Season 1 was great and it was all downhill from there. I'd say around season 5 is where it really fell off a cliff and became a joke.
It was good until it wasn't
Her pussy must be like an old welly
Game of Tits and Ass was coomer bait garbage from start to finish.
(and that's a good thing)
>i'm supposed to find this unattractive because she wore silly make up once
Eternally lmaoing @ /misc/
Have you read the thread? /misc/Cinemaphile would go up one side of this slag and down the other. Especially the Sophie in that photo.
>randomly seethes at /misc/ for no reason at all
rent free.
>closeted /misc/cuck
Many such cases!
Wait, I thought this entire board was /misc/ and you people come here to do heckin' progressivisms?
>faggy quips just so they can get the last word
Sad.
keep seething shitskin
>non-white projects his self-hatred onto others
Part and parcel of larping as a white man.
More like
>non-white projects his non-whiteness on other anons
Only took you 40 minutes to come up with "n-no u". Rather impressive for a brown slave.
I'm not living in this thread waiting for you to reply to me, shitskin. I don't care about you at all kek.
>obsessed brownoid HAS to have the last word
lol
Keep seething shitskin.
keep seething shitskin
I liked the show but the books were convoluted and 800 pages each. I felt like I was reading a fantasy version of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire.
She is in a lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift.
gosh women are amazing
this is the most erotic image I have ever seen
name?
>cat speaking into microphone
I don't think I can finish season 7 bros
no. even during the "good" seasons it was just cynical, nihilist, misery porn.
British women melt as they age. That's why they're called slags. Have you ever seen slag? 1:1 with a Brits bodies.
I preferred fake Sansa
Supremely based.
Why did she never show up again?
always leave them wanting more 😉
Normally a hot slag will get a better part. Like Sophie's stand-in becoming Alys "Greatest Rack in Westeros" Karstark.
This young lady at the very least should have got another role.
Wow that guy has great tits.
that's a man
wasn't Kit Harrington caught hanging out with this chick a ton and he was already married to Ygritte?
They should do a movie or series with the stunt doubles!
The second one must he a dude
Yes, the Brienne body double is a man.
CGI face on her? Like Cersis walk of shame?
I'm seeing double here, four Hounds!
>danerys double better looking than the actress
Happens sometimes!
Tyrion looks more book accurate, since he's a whoremonger and a drunk. That dwarf looks way more rough.
Now I know what Vince Vaughn would look like if he trained out. Ugh.
You remember Rupert Everett? Well he's back...in thot form!
Who is this? Body double?
I don't think body doubles stand there facing the camera in a close up.
It is the actress who played Sansa in the street play in Braavos.
Thanks for the info.
It's a porn parody. Look it up in xvideos
Please tell me it was called ‘Game of Bones’
it's literally from the show
It was boring and none of the characters were interesting enough to "get emotionally invested" in. The only thing that shocked me was how everyone kept saying it had so much sex and violence in it, even though I've seen more skin in a Maxim magazine, and Braveheart had more violence than every GoT episodes combined.
By the time I watched any episode of GoT I had only seen the South Park parody and was surprised at the lack of dicks. I can only think of two shown: Hodor and the wine merchant that tried to kill Dany.
>inb4 this nigga's countin' dicks
Season 1 was pure kino. Seasons 2-3 were kino. Season 4 was mostly kino. Seasons 5-7 were bad, but there was the hope that "it's all building towards something so maybe they're not actually bad and this is all setup." Season 8 confirmed, no, it was not setup, and the show had been bad since the start of season 5.
Best girl is back
she cute
all in all, they sucked
early seasons were good when they were just following the story as written out for them
once they got beyond the books it went to shit
you can tell because the dialogue changed dramatically. in the early seasons they spoke in that faux "medieval" style. but by the end they are practically speaking in modern english
seasons 1-3 were great
season 4 was just good
seasons 5-6 were alright to bad
season 7 was bad
season 8 was terrible
looking at things overall, i'd say no, it was not a good series
It was a good show that everyone watched and was fun to discuss with people. After Breaking Bad and GoT ended I really haven’t gotten into a tv series, I’ve tried but everything pales in comparison.
Best girl coming at you
The show was so meaningless by this point I didn't even care that they went full retard with this storyline. What were they even thinking?
Remember all the Braavos tinfoil theories that even at shittiest were 10x better than the show.
She was cute in Black Mirror.
boring shit
just felt like a seething polak toilet cleaner was obsessing over english girls having it better in england than filthy polaks.
>t. a 'ten' on Deep Space Nine
She looks like Natalia Poloskaya
I don't need best girl, I need bad pussy,
I see, you are man of culture as well.
This was the exact moment the show turned into a heaping pile of trash. The bad pussy scene solidified it. Not even Tommy Wiseau could come up with a scene so laughably bad as that. And when I compare GOT to the Room, I do not mean that as some sort of weird compliment. It was LAUGHABLY BAD.
You know what would have made the Sand Lesbians interesting? If they were sex operatives that black mailed people, or got in close to targets and got them in vulnerable positions to poison them or steal something of importance/high value or steal secrets. If they were conniving and seductive and duplicitous and wielded it like a super power, as actual historically powerful women of the past have, but no, D&D are a couple of israelites, so they went the feminist angle and gave them bullshit martial prowess and skills as fighters. I don't even care if it's book accurate. Just means that fat israelite GRRM is a hack too.
Did they film this in someone's backyard in Beverly Hills? kek what is that set.
god damn look at those milkers
Can someone post some good memes or shit I'll start with my fav
Best season eva!!!
Fucj didnt need to see that pic im on nofap
holy moly those boobas
Yes. Even with the steep quality decline post S4 it still ended up being kino. I would call it a great show if literally anyone other than Bran became King, also
>you don’t vote for kings!
That sucked but even amidst all the Starbucks cups and cringe it was still kino.
The early seasons were good. Up through like Season 5 or so, then it went downhill and the ending was terrible.
kino
Unironically kino.
why do women only have big boobs when they're fat or after being pregnant... it's not fair...
why do men only have erections when they are stimulated in some way, instead of all the time.... it's a winner....
Never saw it, but it couldn't possibly be any good. Too many Limeys.
Sure, sure, needs more diversity
I C I C L E D
mommy
why couldn't she have looked like that all the time
at all times
Not really. I mean it had some amazing scenes, worldbuilding, acting, and some decent characterization here and there, but overall it makes no sense. It's like an anthology of themes you've likely been exposed to before, heightened by the acting, but after each scene highlighting said theme ends all you're left with is a largely disconnected storyline. The only ones I enjoyed throughout almost the entire series were Sandor Clegane and Beric Dondarrion, both of whom get utterly gutted by their retarded endings. So again, some fucking great and memorable scenes, but overall as a series it's borderline incoherent.
The Cinemaphile equivalent of an album with ten songs that don't really flow together and feels more like ten singles slapped on a vinyl, but a lot of those songs are really good even though they go on for too long. Good songs, but shitty album composition.
built for BIG BOLTON COCK
Was it taylor swift that got in her ears to break up with jonas brother
I don't know, but I have a little game I play with myself where I count the amount of game of thrones thread on this board whenever I drop by (the number is never 0) so if nothing else Cinemaphile still cares
Did she get big fakies?
It's called pregnancy.
What’s with the weird ass stains?
so girls are so hot they leak
Yes it was good. Great even. Actually so awesome that we could see the last season as complete crap. It was that good. Show so good that the last season could not be good. Just dark, dragons and that gorgeous manchild.
God this woman is BUILT to be bred by big black cocks slip my big Jimmy in that fine piece of pale pass ass
kill yourself blackcel
Black guys tend to have small dicks. I think the "BBC" is just a meme with no correlation to reality.
It's an american thing
look like she's had some "work" done
Nasty whore
Joey, if you’re reading this, I’ll buy you a beer. You deserve better, king
Why are got actors trying so hard to get noticed? That Williams girl can barely keep a shirt on.
>Game of The Thrones
No love for little girl Lannister?
the life a child star that doesn't age well and is cast down many such cases
when did she get a boobjob?
She had a kid or two, some woman end up bigger after. She might also just be a few pounds heavier.
Those who don't breastfeed might keep their tit gains. Babies suck those fat pregnancy titties flat as pancakes.
Plenty of Architects would disagree.
is that real? important because im planning on knocking my gf up soon
Some percentage, yes. Fat patterns and weight gain will be the decision makers. Good luck anon.
Yes. Also areola can enlarge permantly and tip of nipples look like tiny mountains. But breadfeeding has several health benefits to child, including better immune system and higher IQ.
>literally two fat bolt on balloons with bad nipple finish
>virgins think they are natty while touching their pee pee
That's called a bra, you fucking idiot. Given they were droopy before she got pregnant, I can assure you her tits are vertical without one.
Ah yes, truly gigantic "bolt-ons" there bro.
Didn't she leave him to be a party slut again?
That's what HE claims via his lawyers.
Probably true
Why? He is getting divorced, there is no time any celeb is more inclined to be dishonest than when speaking through a divorce lawyer.
He caught her blowing some rando in a car outside their house while their daughter was sleeping.
Sure you did, Nick.
It's called pregnancy.
she's big and disgusting
breed
she's all grown up now, huh? i eat the pussay...just sayin'...
1-4good 5-8bad
It was great until the book content ended around the end of Season 5. Then it became a pile of steaming shit like everything else Hollywood produces today.
Joe, giz a coupla packs a fags and ciders when you go to the shop an a pot noodle
Damn does she still have those fat tits or have they shrunk again?
There's absolutely NO excuse to look this bad at only 27.
reminder what we lost
Imagine licking loads and loads of BBC cum off that tummy and pyssy after a gangbang
Sarah Gadon was never in it. So it cant be that good.
The Rape Sansa