Really? He can't figure that one out. Sandor's one of the best fighters in Westeros, he acts edgy and has a fricked up past but saves the maiden from being raped. Strong enough to make him lamenting his fricked up childhood to be hot, not pathetic. That's catnip to some women.
Sam's a fat nerd. As a fellow dude I feel for the shit lot he drew, but his dad being abusive won't make women like him until he's ripped and brooding.
thousands of generations of successful reproduction. dangerous men are capable of keeping them safe and protected and fighting for them, killing weaker suitors. for the longest time it was the dangerous men who where breeding and spreading their seed, while the meek died off. now the meek are getting a shot to breed. consequences have been disastrous
I'm reading the books now and I got the same impression. In the show for example he doesn't tell the story until Arya in S4. In the books though he basically spews it out at Sansa in book 1 in a very contrived way, like he's desperate to get it out. In the books he's just generally way too talkative
One of the best knights(swordsmen) in the books, won the Hand’s tourney against the cream of the crop. Hound was kind to Sansa. Most probably didn’t kill Arya’s friend.
Extremely well-written character.
>One of the best knights(swordsmen) in the books
He's from a family of frickhuge dudes. It's also implied that they raise their children with techniques used to train hunting dogs, right?
Jaime thought that both Clegans are stronger than him and he also used to be one of the best knights of the realm. Jaime lost to Sandor in the semi-final joust of the Hand’s tourney. So Clegans are huge and very strong.
>Jaime lost to Sandor in the semi-final joust of the Hand’s tourney. So Clegans are huge and very strong.
Jousting isn't so much about strength, as it is about horsemanship and skill with the lance. For Sandor to win he'd need to be more than just strong. He had to be an excellent equestrian warrior in all respects.
I think reach would probably be the most important part of jousting, Sandor's arm is probably a foot longer than Jaime's or anybody else he would go against
I suppose they'd use regulation lances all the same size. The lance is couched against the body so don't think that a longer arm is an advantage.
I think reach would probably be the most important part of jousting, Sandor's arm is probably a foot longer than Jaime's or anybody else he would go against
Jousts don't tell you everything sure, and two-handed Jaime could probably beat The Hound, but it doesn't change the fact that he's legitimately an excellent swordsman, better than his brother but smaller.
>Mycah manages to escape, but later is killed by the Hound at Joffrey's orders, much to Ned Stark's disdain. When confronted by Ned about the foul deed, the remorseless Hound dryly says that Mycah didn't run fast enough.[1]
Season 3
The Brotherhood Without Banners sentences the Hound to trial by combat for Mycah's murder after Arya accuses him.[2] After defeating Beric Dondarrion, the Hound teases Arya by saying that R'hllor apparently likes him more than Mycah.[3]
You’re not even a true Houndgay
Eat my butthole OP. Im never going to finish the books and you will beg everyday forever for the finisher. Book cucks i own your life. And it gets me off. Im going to write a prequel to the prequel, and finish with 5 side storys and an alternate dimension timeline. Im getting hard just thinking about not writing GoT.
>Get excited, superfans! I'm going to be releasing a new book that occurs after ADWD! >It takes place entirely in the Summer Islands and explores their rich, orgy-based culture!
So what will Robert Strong do? It's strange that Cersei will have a zombie Kingsguard only for Young Griff to take King's Landing and likely kill off all of the Lannisters and their allies.
>So what will Robert Strong do?
Realistically, she is just a trumpcard that Cersei has so that she can't lose a trial by combat. Other than that, Robert Strong isn't that useful. One supersoldier isn't worth much when you already have an entire army.
She'll probably use him to facefrick the Faith Militant unless Gurm makes Cleganebowl happen in the books.
Griff isn't gonna kill off the Lannisters in their entirety when he takes KL. The Lannisters hold the entire Westerlands and Riverlands (via Jaime). Aegon takes KL and Cersei is fricked, but Jaime doesn't care about her anymore. Kevan's dead and he was the only thing holding KL together, it's why Varys shot him.
Cersei's gonna have a Cersei moment when she'll try and fail to seduce Aegon, her age finally catching up to her. During the siege she'll sic Strong on all her perceived enemies. When Aegon takes KL, Strong will be destroyed and used to call her a sorceress while Qyburn slinks away. (Because the Dorne plot is never going anywhere).
Jaime and the remaining Lannisters will have to decide what to do. Tommen might kill himself, but if he doesn't Aegon doesn't seem the kind to kill him. Maybe he'll secure Lannister loyalty by returning Tommen and hell maybe even Tyrek if the theory that Varys took him is true, at the cost of Cersei having to die. Thus she is killed by the Little Brother, through Jaime's apathy.
idk I'm just guessing at this point, the plot is such a tangled mess that it has no easy resolution. I wish he'd stop with the side projects but I understand why TWOW is taking forever.
>Hound should've been all about no revenge, Let it go, Has come to terms with it. >Sansa is his friend, she's going to go try kill the queen >Spends the whole time trying to talk her out. >Finally succeeds as the castle is coming down >Only fights his brother as a last resort as his brother stands in the way of their exit.
he was based on the book like the rest of them
thank you
He comes across as pathetic in the books, he's a grown man but keeps crying about his life and childhood to a little girl (Sansa)
Sounds like he'd post here
Someone post the screenshot from the forum of GRRM crying over the women thinking the Hound is hot but not Sam Tarley
lmao no way
Really? He can't figure that one out. Sandor's one of the best fighters in Westeros, he acts edgy and has a fricked up past but saves the maiden from being raped. Strong enough to make him lamenting his fricked up childhood to be hot, not pathetic. That's catnip to some women.
Sam's a fat nerd. As a fellow dude I feel for the shit lot he drew, but his dad being abusive won't make women like him until he's ripped and brooding.
its because hes a fat nerd whose self insert is sam and he doesnt understand women at all.
At your service, gentlemen
this is a self-aware joke
Yeah, he knew exactly what he was doing when he wrote this.
>dangerous is attractive
Why are women like this
thousands of generations of successful reproduction. dangerous men are capable of keeping them safe and protected and fighting for them, killing weaker suitors. for the longest time it was the dangerous men who where breeding and spreading their seed, while the meek died off. now the meek are getting a shot to breed. consequences have been disastrous
Protection you idiot. That way they can do women stuff (raising your children) while feeling safe.
>noooo why are you attracted to the 6'9 bad boy with long hair, scars and a tragic backstory
He really doesn't get women, huh?
no he doesnt, hes a fat nerd, sam is his self insert.
I'm reading the books now and I got the same impression. In the show for example he doesn't tell the story until Arya in S4. In the books though he basically spews it out at Sansa in book 1 in a very contrived way, like he's desperate to get it out. In the books he's just generally way too talkative
One of the best knights(swordsmen) in the books, won the Hand’s tourney against the cream of the crop. Hound was kind to Sansa. Most probably didn’t kill Arya’s friend.
Extremely well-written character.
he definitely killed her friend. it was one of many things he hates about himself but had to do to to keep his job.
>One of the best knights(swordsmen) in the books
He's from a family of frickhuge dudes. It's also implied that they raise their children with techniques used to train hunting dogs, right?
Jaime thought that both Clegans are stronger than him and he also used to be one of the best knights of the realm. Jaime lost to Sandor in the semi-final joust of the Hand’s tourney. So Clegans are huge and very strong.
>Jaime lost to Sandor in the semi-final joust of the Hand’s tourney. So Clegans are huge and very strong.
Jousting isn't so much about strength, as it is about horsemanship and skill with the lance. For Sandor to win he'd need to be more than just strong. He had to be an excellent equestrian warrior in all respects.
Which is why I wrote Hound is “one of the best knights(swordsmen) in the books, won the Hand’s tourney against the cream of the crop.”
Not disagreeing.
I suppose they'd use regulation lances all the same size. The lance is couched against the body so don't think that a longer arm is an advantage.
I think reach would probably be the most important part of jousting, Sandor's arm is probably a foot longer than Jaime's or anybody else he would go against
Jousts don't tell you everything sure, and two-handed Jaime could probably beat The Hound, but it doesn't change the fact that he's legitimately an excellent swordsman, better than his brother but smaller.
>One of the best knights(swordsmen)
No. He's not skilled, just big.
for you
him and his brother where both skilled and big and very quick and agile for their sizes.
>Mycah manages to escape, but later is killed by the Hound at Joffrey's orders, much to Ned Stark's disdain. When confronted by Ned about the foul deed, the remorseless Hound dryly says that Mycah didn't run fast enough.[1]
Season 3
The Brotherhood Without Banners sentences the Hound to trial by combat for Mycah's murder after Arya accuses him.[2] After defeating Beric Dondarrion, the Hound teases Arya by saying that R'hllor apparently likes him more than Mycah.[3]
You’re not even a true Houndgay
I’m not a Houndgay.
No that would be the knight that keeps asking for younger girls when hes at the prostitutehouse
>DONZING?
Eat my butthole OP. Im never going to finish the books and you will beg everyday forever for the finisher. Book cucks i own your life. And it gets me off. Im going to write a prequel to the prequel, and finish with 5 side storys and an alternate dimension timeline. Im getting hard just thinking about not writing GoT.
>Get excited, superfans! I'm going to be releasing a new book that occurs after ADWD!
>It takes place entirely in the Summer Islands and explores their rich, orgy-based culture!
Die like a homosexual ans i don’t care about cleganebowl
So what will Robert Strong do? It's strange that Cersei will have a zombie Kingsguard only for Young Griff to take King's Landing and likely kill off all of the Lannisters and their allies.
>So what will Robert Strong do?
Realistically, she is just a trumpcard that Cersei has so that she can't lose a trial by combat. Other than that, Robert Strong isn't that useful. One supersoldier isn't worth much when you already have an entire army.
She'll probably use him to facefrick the Faith Militant unless Gurm makes Cleganebowl happen in the books.
Griff isn't gonna kill off the Lannisters in their entirety when he takes KL. The Lannisters hold the entire Westerlands and Riverlands (via Jaime). Aegon takes KL and Cersei is fricked, but Jaime doesn't care about her anymore. Kevan's dead and he was the only thing holding KL together, it's why Varys shot him.
Cersei's gonna have a Cersei moment when she'll try and fail to seduce Aegon, her age finally catching up to her. During the siege she'll sic Strong on all her perceived enemies. When Aegon takes KL, Strong will be destroyed and used to call her a sorceress while Qyburn slinks away. (Because the Dorne plot is never going anywhere).
Jaime and the remaining Lannisters will have to decide what to do. Tommen might kill himself, but if he doesn't Aegon doesn't seem the kind to kill him. Maybe he'll secure Lannister loyalty by returning Tommen and hell maybe even Tyrek if the theory that Varys took him is true, at the cost of Cersei having to die. Thus she is killed by the Little Brother, through Jaime's apathy.
idk I'm just guessing at this point, the plot is such a tangled mess that it has no easy resolution. I wish he'd stop with the side projects but I understand why TWOW is taking forever.
>implying thete are based characters in Game of Cucks
Maybe Ned or Arya's teacher.
In descending order of based:
1. Stannis
2. Tywin
3. Roose
There is only one true king. The King in The North, The White Wolf, Jon Aegon Targaryan
Got and based don't belong in the same sentence. It's as estrogen as it gets.
Yes and it's not his fault his ending sucked, literally everyone got a shit ending
>The Hound
>dangerous
just light a match and he'll run away like a little girl lmao
The final season fricked up.
>Hound should've been all about no revenge, Let it go, Has come to terms with it.
>Sansa is his friend, she's going to go try kill the queen
>Spends the whole time trying to talk her out.
>Finally succeeds as the castle is coming down
>Only fights his brother as a last resort as his brother stands in the way of their exit.
He's my favorite character in the show, but objectively Tywin is the most based and it really isn't close