Was his character supposed to be gay or something? What straight man suicides by wrist cutting? It's a very feminine suicide attempt
Was his character supposed to be gay or something? What straight man suicides by wrist cutting?
Was his character supposed to be gay or something? What straight man suicides by wrist cutting? It's a very feminine suicide attempt
OK wiseguy how would you have done it?
Obviously by gun to the head. Wrist cutting is just attention whoring
>WRIST CUTTING IS ATTENTION WHORING BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY!!!!!!!
It's completely ineffective, unless you cut so deep that you destroy your tendons, but even then, you lose the motor functions of your hand so you could realistically only cut one arm. If you can't get a gun you should just have a nice day, it's pretty manly honestly, you need to endure 1 and a half minute of your body struggling for air forcing all your instincts in overdrive to survive and if you manage that you are rewarded with eternal rest.
>Not just sticking a knife in your throat
Come on man
Drowning is by very far the most effective method.
1. Body of water
2. Handcuffs
3. A plan
And you will die literally 100%. One slip of the hand with a gun and you are absolutely hardcore fricked. I even worked with someone like that. Luckily he wasn't hardcore fricked but still he was disabled.
>drowning is more effective than just blowing your fricking head off with a shotgun
yeah sure i really want to deal with the terror of drowning and having enough time to thoroughly regret my decision
You're absolutely goddman right. One slip of the hand and you are fricked. Cost analysis dictates I am right. Yeah it might only happen 1% of the time but the result is literally catastrophic. That amazes me how people are so dissatisfied with life that they'll kill themselves which I can relate to but oh no this last goddamn ten fricking minutes of my sorry ass sack of shit life oh that's gonna perfect. Everything will go according according to plan then. Granted drowning still takes a plan but it's so much more deliberate. One split second of something going wrong with a gun and it's literally catastrophic. Drowning you just need ten minutes. Someone can even find you. good luck with that hacksaw. It is possible with drowning to make it as close to guaranteed as possible. Any other consideration is an absolute total joke and means that suicide is literally not the answer for that person.
just shoot upwards inside your mouth, the reason people fail is because they shoot the temple. get a shotgun, you will NOT survive and you won't feel a thing
Well true I don't have statistics offhand and I'm sure a lot of people have easier access to a shotgun than a body of water
but still. By definition drowning is more guaranteed. And that's all that should matter. A lifetime of shit and someone's concerned about the last goddman ten fricking minutes? Then they don't wanna die. They want a solution to the problems in their life and don't truly wanna kill themselves. Either way a gun is objectively 2nd best. And yeah a lot of times that's enough.
I was just saying that's the most painless method if you're scared. a lot of people are afraid of death despite not wanting to live. you could also take a lot of pills before shooting yourself so there's no risk of throwing them back up, just to be completely sure
Despite your digits thats the whole point of the handcuffs. People aren't gonna be scared of blowing their fricking head off? One slip and you are fricked. It's 2nd best objectively. And that's often enough. But drowning is so good you can even commit insurance fraud with it if you have family and stuff.
>If you don't want to be alive you should be OK with dying painfully
moron
And absolutely true. The guy I worked with shot his temple. And he said it was Russian roulette. Which may be true.
bullet doesn't kill you, instead you are kept a vegetable for the rest of your miserable life
It's so easy: COMBINE methods, anons.
set up noose, drink and take pills, then shoot self in head. even if you frick up the gunshot, the gravity from your body will start the hanging, and the poisoning will provide a backup in case anyone interferes. EMT won't be able to simultaneously save you from vomiting and fixing your ground beef face.
No absolutely not. Stone cold sober relatively speaking and a body of water with handcuffs. That's easy for me. What I don't have is a plan. Because one single door swings the wrong way. Otherwise my method is completely fricking insane and would likely make the news. Just a simple drowning suicide. Maybe I should switch the door hinges or something. Maybe the door frame too. See if anyone's notices I doubt it. They wouldn't have to either. Maybe they'd have one day. It really is pretty fricking crazy.
stfu lmao
I'm serious. I'd do it through a disruption which would likely make the news because it would last so long and be really high profile in this context actually. I'd probably need to literally reinstall the door though so that's not gonna happen. The wheels are still turning though. One single door swings the wrong way. Am I putting too much concern on that?
let me put it this way. you're being such a homosexual, I'm urging you NOT to have a nice day
Wut
A place you most likely havent heard of and would most likely just make local news but who knows.
Drowning is the worst way to die anon
But it's the most guaranteed and I think probably the easiest. It is for me. But again this one damn door swings the wrong damn way. But even that is just very super easy for me and very super guaranteed. And like I said even a ton of retaliation or mostly just attention but who knows. Relatively speaking a massive ton of attention for me at least.
I’ll bite- what the frick is this door you’re on about?
>He doesn't know
Maybe being set on fire is worse.
Its easier than that
Just drive to a secluded area and have a nice day there
You will die. 100%.
Even if there is someone right next to you preemptively calling an ambulance.
You will be dead before they get there.
Also, don't put the gun in your fricking mouth.
No? Who was that actor who tried to shoot himself and just severed his optic nerves and went blind?
I think you're thinking of the guy Ross played on Band of Brothers.
Nevermind. It was the guy who Sobel in Band Of Brothers was based on.
>did you hear about the suicidal guy who decided to hang himself, take pills, and shoot himself on a bridge? he missed, shot the rope, swallowed so much water he threw up the pills, and hand to swim all the way to shore just to survive...
I'd charge a train, then leap at it, hoping I splatter all over the windshield.
Jumping into a 747 engine.
Homemade Semtex strapped to my head
he played tennis
>Im going to kill myself tomorrow
>kills himself there and then
It was 11:59.
Cutting your wrists is alpha. You have to make deep, long cuts. It's like stabbing yourself in the chest multiple times. Elliot Smith was totally murdered, but if he had killed himself the way his girlfriend claimed, it'd be alpha af.
It's funny you say that. I got a zoomer cousin who was malingering suicidal attempts and stabbed himself in the bicep which landed him in the hospital. Dude pretended to be gay for attention by shaving his head and painting "LGBT" on top of it. When my uncle asked he just pretended he wanted no attention and said he didn't want to talk about it.
a lot of suicide methods are very ineffective and probably going to just cause permanent damage without killing you
taking a bunch of pills is probably the most moronic method
>taking a bunch of pills is probably the most moronic method
Depends on the pills
Paracetamol = bad you die 3 weeks later in agony
Opiates = you just pass out and either die or just have some comfy nods. Very small chance of being made moronic
Oh yeah definitely don't try to an hero by taking an entire pack of over the counter codiene pills. A lot of people try that but the total codiene dose couldn't even make an underweight femboy OD and after a few hours of feeling comfy they then too far gone to save and die slowly of liver failure
Friend of a friend tried to throw himself under a train and just lost both his legs. How the frick do you botch that?
Real men pull their own heads off to lull themselves.
I'll admit. When I was super depressed (not normie depressed). I would cut myself and if felt so fricking good, you actually have no idea.
I tried doing it once I was better and there was zero euphoria in doing it.
Mental health is real bros
In what way did it feel good? I just can't imagine cutting myself feeling good.
NTA but the body releases endorphins in response to stress or injury, causing euphoric feelings, so presumably that's why people do this. it's not just a modern meme behaviour, there's also historical examples, e.g. the huns used to cut their faces as part of mourning. it was symbolic as the wounds would heal as you passed through the grieving process, but probably stemmed from the same biological mechanism, i.e. feel like shit > cut self > endorphins released > feel less shit. medieval penance and flagellation would be the same type of behaviour.
>Suicide is gendered now
This is your brain on /misc/
>troony avatar from chinese mobage
You know how you can tell troons are really men? Their suicides are successful.
Didnt his brother try to kill himself? Did that get memoryholed?
>Didnt his brother try to kill himself
Nobody remembers that
We live in a moronic world full of morons and yet God only knows how many people commit suicide. In my random disgusting Euro country around 5k people commit suicide a year. It can't be that hard. I have suicidal thoughts and I guess I would just jump. I don't know, the only thing that keeps me alive at this point is hate. If one day I become so numb that I can't even hate my enemies, I guess I'll do it.
is gendered now
>This is your brain on /misc/
OD on pills PLUS have a nice day
have a nice day in the middle of a pool, so if you become a vegetable you still drown
r8 my suicide plan:
>buy one of these portable one time grill things
>airproof my tiny bathroom
>start a fire
>die slowly
i will probably hang a nice warning letter on the door for when the firemen come tho.
If you airproof it then the fire will have no way to grow moron
there should be enough air left in the bathroom no? and if not i can just start the fire and then airproof, just enough so i slowly die a happy death.
That wouldn't be airtight then now would it?
Why do you not like my drowning idea? Do you not conceivably have access to a body of water like even a swimming pool?
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/carbon-monoxide-poisoning/
Just suck on a tailpipe. Trying to die via mini grill will probably just make you sick and a moron.
Well yeah you could just stick a hose or something like that in your cars tailpipe and then use a cloth to seal up the car and slowly die that way if you dont have a garage. But if you dont have a garage where do you actually do this without being seen? Inna woods I guess.
>die sucking on a pipe
I'd rather not look like a gay when they find my body.
You want to burn yourself alive? This fella wants a preview to hell.
>Get stinking drink, go lie down in a pile of snow during winter in northern sweden
>die sleeping
That was hard
Whatever happened to a good old stab to the heart? Just point a knife at your chest and fall.
What happened to the Cobain? Your trusty toe and a shotgun.
His brother tried the w*men methods irl and of course failed. Female suicide attempts are more of a cry for help, men are 3-4x more likely to be successful at ending themselves.