Was it for the better that Alia didn't get to kill her grandfather and gave that joy to Paul?

Was it for the better that Alia didn't get to kill her grandfather and gave that joy to Paul? She didn't even get to be born or hunt wounded sardaukar.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bag tool wrench slam

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trust fund band. Are we just saying words now, ehat is happening?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fetus sentient alia is actually my wife

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      send this man to the dunes, let the desert deal with this degenerate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be sexually attracted to a fetus
      There's a special layer of hell for people like you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one who sees the irony in Villeneuve fanboys going all "had he included Alia, he would have had to CGI her like Yoda in AotC", but then completely ignoring that not including her properly actually resulted in this terrible CGI rendition of a fetus?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alia is a stupid c**t moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was more kino to have paul kill him
    baby alia on screen would have been moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No gom jabbar payoff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >baby alia on screen would have been moronic
      hard disagree

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch made it work but I agree it's beyond Villeneuve's limited skill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah it was weird as frick in Lynch's Dune and not in a good way like Lynch'd Giedi Prime

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How come people just now started to complain about Alia in Lynch's film, and always to defend the hack Villeneuve?
          She's always been considered one of the best aspects, but the moment the hyped-up new director shows he's not competent enough to pull it off, suddenly his fanboys crawl out of the woodworks and claim that Lynch's Alia was "too weird" and a "bad actress".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I noticed this too, nobody thought alia was a bad character until this move came out. I never once saw anyone say “dune sure would be better without Alia” until a couple of weeks ago

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I like my movies nice and emotionless and boring. Paul having a sister would give him an ally that cares about him so we can't have that. Everybody has to yell and talk down to all the men.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What’s funny is you would think that wokegays would love an ending where a little girl kills a creepy fat white guy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait to see anya taylor joy and jason momoa kiss in part 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not going to happen.
      Villeneuve will not have any kind of romance, sexuality or any emotionial connection between characters shown on screen, ever.
      That would undermine his mission of presenting Dune as drab and unexciting as possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but chani and paul kissed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Chani and Paul are Timmy and Zendaya.
          There's no emotion in their performances.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you're handsome like Timmy and you have to pretend to love someone as ugly as Zendaya, I can't blame him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are almost asking to much to pretend to be attracted to THIS

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why does anyone sit in the front row?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Humiliation ritual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, really.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He gets millions for it. He can be expected to put in some effort.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chani and Paul had a PG-13 sex scene, and Bladerunner 2049 has a sex scene too

        What are you on about anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Chani and Paul are Timmy and Zendaya.
          There's no emotion in their performances.

          .

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Penis really made the movie all about revenge
    >Paul kills the Baron
    >Gurney kills Rabban
    >Jessica gloats over Mohiam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Had to be a fist pumper for moron boomers too or it wouldn't make money

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not if you're trying to set up a sequel for your adaptation of messiah and children; yes if you're dennis and are allergic to dialogue

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. Villanova is a fricking hack.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alia was too kino for Dunc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want a super high-resolution photo of that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Denis doesn’t have the balls to show her sadly

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not having Alia get any screen time and not having her kill the baron because the character is “too weird” would be like if the lotr movie decided to sideline gollum and make it so he doesn’t fall into the crack of doom with the ring. It’s the pivotal moment of the entire book and super-powered meme material. The only things anyone remembers from 1984 dune is the navigator and Alia and they weren’t even in DUNC. Nobody will remember this movie at all in twenty years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people will remember Stilgar more than anyone in the movie, maybe Chani for the wrong reasons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >people will remember Stilgar
        I guess. People always remember the comedic relief. Just like people always think of Jar Jar when the Star Wars prequels come up.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could save her

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a cutie patootie

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They've been all about young girl characters that get to boss around adults and defeat the bad guys. You'd think they would have been overjoyed to have Alia in the movie

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What makes the dune ending work is how funny and satisfying it is to see the baron get assassinated by a giggling two year old. Having Vladimir killed by anyone else, especially paul, is just anticlimactic and cliche.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Especially since he was supposed to be a giant pervert, but Denis changed that as well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Denis changed that as well
        Exactly. Now he's nothing at all anymore.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I just realized why Hollywood changed the ending from “2-year old girl slaughters wealthy fat sexual predator”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It also means his force ghost won't be able to bantz with Alia about it in Dune Messiah, which is a huge missed opportunity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that only happens in children of dune you wiki reading homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but I don't remember much about messiah except for the stone-burner, stuff with the conspirators, and bijaz. Everything else i've shuffled around in my memory as either being backround lore for Dune, or part of Children.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul after getting stabbed

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get the canon ending?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf IS this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am highly intrigued

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I bet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you were a real gooner you'd already know the game.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm more of a coomer. I like coomer media.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are they going to have to recast Paul for the third film, or they going with the same actor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, there will be a huge timeskip. No way there isn't one when they cast an adult Alia already.
      But they'll probably keep Chamallet and pretend that people will buy that he's older than 12.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no dead baron corpse floating around the room while feyd and paul battle
    LAME AS FRICK VILLANOVA

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its really not due without alia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >due
      her "dew" date wasn't in this film

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