was it kino?
was it kino?
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
was it kino?
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Why does reddit love this line much?
Because it's fucking funny that the lawyer failed so hard. He was trying to throw off Depp and make him say something stupid - the old egg shaped penis approach, and Depp was having none of it.
What would he have said? I don't understand the point of the tactic. It was a stupid line anyway, a pint is a standard measurement, what would mega pint mean?
>a pint is a standard measurement, what would mega pint mean?
Mega = 10^6
Megapint = 1.000.000 pints
Lawyer's trying to imply that johnny was regularly drinking large amounts of wine.
He was, but the optics didn't stick on him cause literally all of his friends were like 'yea he's just a genetic freak, he's not normal, barely gets drunk'.
Probably tried to make Depp correct him and disclose the actual amount he'd drunk
>everything jokey is reddit, even the stuff everyone on Cinemaphile was laughing about live
Please stop trying so hard to fit in by bringing up other sites.
This. Some fucking boomer reads an old joke and carries it way too far trying to fit in.
Because you're a racist piece of shit and they can see it. Remember this quote "if someone treats you badly, they are probably a cunt, but if most people treat you badly, you're definitely the cunt."
Also take your pol shit and go shove it up your fat ass, nobody here gives two shits about how cool you think Nazis were. They were a failure and so is your attempt to stay relevant by cutting the legs out from everyone else. Kindly fuck off.
>you're a racist piece of shit
>take your pol shit and go shove it up your fat ass
Choose one
I replied to a post 40 minutes old and you reply twice in under 1m.
Fuck you're pathetic.
I only replied once.
I'm trans by the way if that matters.
Oh no le racism! Maybe you should fuck off to another website dumb fucking moron
It was the most kino court case of all time
I forgot how hard she hit the wall.
Wtf
that was the george zimmerman trial
That was a good one.
Nope. It was the Derek Chauvin trial.
That's the kind of shit I would do in high school.
Why does her braid look so fake. Are they extensions?
Yup
wait...did she actually did some coke here? WTF
some theorized that she's actually sniffing chemical irritant to help her cry
if she didnt she's so used to doing coke bumps that it's how she blows her nose now
What an absolute junkie.
If the exact same televised court case was turned into a movie, people would say it's too unrealistic.
that's what is so funny about it, the fact that it is real
it's comedic how bad Amber's defense was. They get an expert witness and it's this guy LOL
Really, who the fuck wrote this shit
Literally how do you even defend her? Imagine being so horrible as a person that public opinion on domestic abuse cases of all things was largely favouring the man here
He was extremely competent and blew the fuck out of Johnny's lawyers. Sounds like you didn't watch it. Why did Johnny refuse to be evaluated psychologically again?
Guy had ADHD or something. *smacks lips*
I think you just didn't know what was going on. That guy was a train wreck.
>He was extremely competent
Dude was basing a psyche evaluation he did on Depp - off of fucking Jack Sparrow.. the character.
Did you miss that part?
He didn't. Relisten to what was said, their lawyers claimed that he did that which he didn't do.
He probably should've yelled:
>Can we stop talking about Pirates of the Carribbean?
And should've gone on a long rant like Muffin lady.
No, he admitted he based his observation of Depp off of the character in Pirates of the Caribbean. You can't make this shit up.
What case were you watching man?
Post it then, you clearly weren't watching it. Timestamp and video link.
>:16:14
>:17:19
>:18:25
Keep samefagging, it's not extremely obvious or anything.
I'm not replying to myself in 3rd person like you do.
When did I do that, pajeet?
Where's the part in his testimony that he says that? He never does. Link and timestamp? He only appeared once and not twice like Dr Curry, right?
>You can't make this shit up.
You just did.
Everyone missed it, because it never happened
t. amber turd
>t. amber turd
>forgot the green meme arrow
You look like this and signed your post
Your nose is showing
>he watches Pirates movies to get a psych evaluation of Johnny Depp
Let's hope he never saw Secret Window, that would have had him foaming for the entire testimony.
>he watches Pirates movies to get a psych evaluation of Johnny Depp
Source?
>Source?
He literally says it during his testimony he watched the Pirate movies to get an accurate insight into Johnny Depp.
Link and timestamp then. Why aren't you posting the video?
>Why aren't you posting the video?
theres literally hundreds of hours of footage
I accept your concession. That guy wasn't talking for hundreds of hours.
Did Amber pre-pay you for the year or some shit?
That's why someone would want a specific link and timestamp so they don't have to sift through the "hundreds of hours of footage" you dumb fuck.
I'm not him but I just want to see this fucking video for crying out loud.
Don't listen to him, he's the same annoying loser trying to get replies.. imagine attention whoring anonymously?
They've got problems.
Totally, don't listen to him and certainly don't post a link to that testimony. He totally says it and you/I/me/him should just not post it because.....
>Do you know that actors rehearse
>Sir I'm not an actor I have no idea what an actor does
Fucking Christ what a mess and some anon is defending that cunt. I assume the anon is doing it just for (you)'s but what a weird hill to pick for that.
Fuck this guy was a trainwreck. But the best part was where he stares blankly after being asked about Charlie and the Chocolate factory, and only after the Lawyer hints to him Depp was in it he sheepishly asks if he has to answer the question.
I don't get it, why were you lying this whole time?
Bro, why did you post this? I didn't do it, because he never said it and now this Amber Turd pajeet has won.
Posting again because it's just hanging with me...
what the fuck was wrong with this guy? "Processing speed?" From TV commercials?
What goes through the mind of a psychiatric professional, knowing this is a highly publicized trial all over the world, that involves two highly paid and famous actors and he shows an elementary confusion about the difference between performance and reality?
What's worse he tries to pass off watching those kiss ass late night tv show interviews as somehow seeing the real Depp... surely he knows they rehearse those too!?
It hurts my brain to think about how someone could willfully and publicly make an absolute fool of themself.
It's pretty easy to explain. You should've watched the whole testimony instead of tiktok videos and 2 minute videos on YouTube. Do that and then you your pea-sized brain will hopefully stop hurting.
this was the only part of the case I watched, is there anything else as kino as this? It's like they cast Michael Richards for it, only without the racism.
kek
>is there anything else as kino as this
The cross-examination of Amber, and especially the floundering redirect following it.
One of the very first witnesses Isaac Baruch, fat white haired artist who paints political porn. Guy was an absolute lovable bro on the stand with a thick jersey-ish accent.
Johnny's expert witness on psychology, Dr. Mommy. She's a perfect example of everything you want out of an expert witness, and a direct antithesis to the drugged up doc.
Small mention to the TMZ guy's special appearance going against TMZ's wishes and his quick jabs at the defense lawyer.
That bald dude was ridiculous. He has apparently photographic memory.
>I noticed she had really nice teeth, great teeth
>is there anything else as kino as this
basically every day. for me it was
>were you aware that he says he talks to the umbrella guy?
>honestly.. that sounds like schizophrenia
Christopher Lloyd in the role of a lifetime
Someone post the webm that includes Johnny and his lawyers reaction to this, whoever was in charge of editing the stream was a master of subtle comedic timing.
Just how MEGA was the pint though.
Was it big enough to get wasted in just one glass ?
Was it enough to put your peepee inside Amber again ?
No ?
Then it wasn't that MEGA of a pint then.
Kino
*hits vape*
leaves chat
And he gets to be a witness? What a sick joke.
and then i drove off
>Yes, goy. You should hate this Aryan white woman for being abused by her husband. Support ~~*Depp*~~, a drug-addled Hollywood mixed race leftist, instead.
>In fact, you should hate all white women and never EVER have kids with them, so that you can end the white ra- uh I mean . . . get back at the roasties!
Do not fall for the Depp psyop
Go take a poo somewhere else Amber
>schizo copypasta posted in every turd thread
Good morning, Sir! I also fight for She
poo in loo, not in bed
why are atheists pushing for putting women on pedestal
because they pushed her to be the face of feminism
Hello Amber
Look at the seethe at this post.
Reminder the Karen meme was created to disenfranchise white women.
Yeah. I've had one one unreasonable White woman customer, but endless issues with Black women. Hispanic women too, a lesser degree. gnomish women are a complete crapshoot but mostly fit between Blacks and Hispanics, but the worst garden gnomes are way worse than the worst Blacks
Protip anon despite what leftists may cry you don't have to be an actual white supremist to be against liberals, I don't give a shit that she's white she's a deranged lunatic
Johnny and leftists won when he won the case.
id still fuck you amber for $1k of cocaine, id even let you shit in my bed tbh, but at least warn me so i can put some plastic undersheets down babe.
Now that BPD whore will have to do porn for food lmao
So is Depp back in trouble now?
Ain't got shit on the Chris Chan trials
>Camille will never step on your balls
reminder that while this trial was being shilled everywhere ghislaine maxwells trial was also going on but went completely under the radar
really makes you think
No take your meds chud incel stop noticing things you schizophrenic racist
Yes.
Came here for this, fank u
Somebody on twitter drew it. Have fun with it, fren.
Biggest kino of the year and I'm still seething about the jannies banning us.
In retaliation I have been bumping offtopic trash ever since
their damage control was staggering
like going on an all-out war against your userbase, wtf
You can tell she was eating alot of salad the night before.
Johnny is extremely based and redpilled (how the wachowski sisters meant it)
fortunately no one cares about drimf anymore
He's running for president and has rather high poll numbers among republicans, so I don't really get what you mean.
>rather high poll numbers among republicans,
>goes to check
>it's true
Sweet baby Jesus, the US is beyond fucked. He's losing points, but still.
You have to understand, Bush 2.0, Obama, and Biden are complete dogshit, none of them did what they promised to do and most of them just consolidated power. Trump was the first president we've had since Clinton that actually made life easier for the general public, and he did it in a single term.
>there is a single retard american left on earth who thinks the name Trump will ever appear on a ballot again
No, you're not living in a democracy. Yes, the "politicians" are actually aristocrats, but replacing them with the guy who sold them child sex slaves isn't a "change of form" from america's status quo, just because he also happens to be so fucking retarded that nearly half of all Americans still voted for him out of pure emotional projection.
>If this retard can be rich, so can I
Donald Trump's rampant, hilarious incompetence kept the american dream on life support for an entire generation of baby boomer fuckwits who wasted their lives in factory work or driving freight imagining they were one lottery ticket away from becoming him. Now, because they spent decades idolizing their ideal of what was essentially a Hollywood celebrity, they have no mental framework to accept that the man himself is just as much the nepotistic cream of the crap that the rest of America's elite have become.
Based Johnny. I hope he encouraged somebody to kill Trump with these statements.
>Drinking out of something that has "cumguzzler" on it
Nice self own.
The way people tried to capitalise on the thing by selling shitty meme merch like that was pretty fucking cringe.
there were a lot of mega pint t shirts being sold
There's this store that sells weird gadget stuff that I can't find anywhere else, so I'm on their email list to see if they add anything new that's interesting. Right after the trial ended they added a really shitty "limited edition" mug that had the bee quote on it and it cost like four times what you'd pay for a great-quality mug, while looking like something a diner would buy as cheaply as possible. Embarrassingly bad effort just to try and get that memecash at the last moment.
>be me
>wonder why is Amber looking at the jury 99% of time like some kind of psycho
>internet retards: "ur so stoopid its good strategy advised by lawyers"
>wonder why no one else does this then
some interview with one of the jurors: "we were freaked out by the way she kept looking at us 99% of the time"
kek
Johnny's experts did it plenty of times too. It's so weird how you NPCs made fun of whatever both legal teams, witnesses and experts were doing, but only whenever Amber's side did it.
>Johnny's experts
Like who? All the time? And why didn't Johnny do it?
You clearly didn't watch it. Go back to tiktok. And stay in your retarded NPC bubble.
>not answering a single question
I accept your concession.
The blonde woman muffin lady or the picture expert, countless others as well.
I accept your concession.
That's a lie. Why are you lying? Is this all that's left for you now?
It's not. Why are you lying? Are you blind?
I accept your concession.
So you're gonna continue lying. OK.
You continue being blind and retarded and you keep denying the truth and keep lying.
I watched literally the entire trial and he never stared at the juror nor did his legal team or any of his witnesses you glue sniffing retard
Stay mad, I hope Johnny sees this.
Hey you should really return to jerking off truckers for dimes in the gas station parking lot, because the more time you spend with a cock in your hands, the less of these ponderous posts you'll be writing. I don't know if the other anon watched the trial, but you aren't even watching the thread. Shut up.
>Complete non sequitur schizo ramblings
I accept your concession
Watch the computer expert who talks about the pictures, or his psychology expert. This time with your brain turned on which is clearly impossible for you to do.
None of them looks at the jury all the time like Amber did, you lying retard.
have a nice day. She doesn't look at them all the time either.
>None of them looks
>So triggered that he can't even spell words properly anymore
LMAO
She was doing it to the point that jurors were reportedly looking uncomfortable and avoiding eye contact.
Source?
https://ew.com/celebrity/johnny-depp-trial-juror-amber-heard-crocodile-tears/
>The juror also didn't like how Heard looked directly at the jury while answering questions. "All of us were very uncomfortable" with that, he said, adding that Heard was given bad advice on how to act on the stand.
>One
>jurors
Take your meds, schizo, that's not the same thing.
>"All of us"
>One
Reading comprehension, retard
Pajeets aren't that good in understanding English.
Keep replying to yourself, it's not extremely obvious or anything.
>posts less than 1 minute apart
>accuse anons of samefagging
lmao at this reddit bitch
>Pajeets aren't that good *in* *understanding* English.
Neither are you.
One retard claims that. Weird how no other juror mentions this. Stay mad.
You clearly have no reading comprehension.
Did you ask other jurors?
Did you?
I asked the question first, retard.
So you didn't. I accept your concession.
So you're too afraid to answer the question. OK, I get it.
So you're too afraid to answer the question. OK, I get it.
I accept your concession .
I'll only answer your question after you'll answer mine. That's how conversations in civilized worlds work, pajeet.
I asked them. None of them felt like this other juror. Did you ask them as well, pajeet?
I'm not a pajeet. But I asked them, since I was one of the jurors in the first place. We all felt uncomfortable. That's why I know you're lying, pajeet.
I was all jurors. And we didn't do that, pajeet.
So why did you say in that interview that you did, pajeet?
Pajeets aren't that good in understanding English
No other juror has spoken, idiot.
Additionally, people who were watching the jury in court during the trial reported similar observations.
Ambersisters... How can they fuck with us like this.
We shit in society.
kek
bald dude? You mean
this guy?
No, Isaac. He knew every piece of clothing that Amber has ever worn in front of him (with the date, weather etc.) and muffin lady had dementia and amnesia who forgot everything that might be slightly damaging to Depp's defense, that's what I liked about Doc Brown, he didn't use those shady tactics.
>The juror also didn't like how Heard looked directly at the jury while answering questions
I always thought she was supposed to do that because witnesses are reporting their experiences to the jury, not the lawyers
Didn't know her fake pleading looks made it worse for her, kek
>witnesses are reporting their experiences to the jury, not the lawyers
No they're not. They're answering the lawyer's questions.
Why was Depp's sister looking at the jury then?
Because she, too, is dumb
The guy you're replying to.. I think it's the same guy making stupid posts trying to get cheap replies.
He's arguing over obvious stuff that everyone saw happening.
>everyone saw happening.
Those people aren't real. Take your meds.
The guy you're replying to......... I think it's the same guy making stupid posts trying to get cheap replies.
He's arguing over obvious stuff that everyone saw happening. And somehow nobody can post video proof showing this, because.........
They don’t stare at the juror while answering every question like a psycho no
They glance at them a normal amount because there’s an audience of people watching them and it’s normal human behavior
Dr Muffins and that other guy only looked at the jury when they were describing some technical stuff that normies wouldn't know. And yes, this is the proper behavior at court.
But then Amber was twisting her head like she's possessed with every single question lawyers asked her, like she was giving even the yes / no answers to the jury, even though they didn't ask the questions.
I've never seen anyone behaving like a total sperg in a court like that.
Isn't the whole case back to square one, because of a technicality concerning one juror? I thought it's a mistrial now.
it was boring.
>the entertainment “expert” who had no fucking clue that Chris Pine was Captain Kirk
All of Ambers experts were kino shitshows.
Not as bad as muffin lady who got ridiculously triggered when a muffin was mentioned once, imagine Mr crazy professor acting the same way when Johnny's lawyers misconstrued what he said about some movies.
You people live in a fantasy world.
At least try next time.
Amber's Rick&Morty (I don't watch that show, so I don't know which one looks like him) expert was actually too professional and objective, he shouldn't be allowed on the witness stand, because he wasn't weaseling his way out of answers and answered truthfully often to the detriment of Heard's defense.
i miss the dealmaker. he was the best witness by far
Max Hardcore?
>chews you down
Ben Chew, mfer.. remember the name
DID YOU EVER READ DUNE?
>look at that picture. do you see the bruise on johnny's face?
>it is photoshopped
lmao what the fuck was she thinking to claim it was photoshopped
>what the fuck was she thinking
something like "I'm a woman, they'll take my side"
Johnny's picture were just as fake as Amber's regarding the manner of collection. They probably didn't bring this up with the picture expert, because he obviously wouldn't be hired by Depp to check his own pics and wouldn't be allowed to testify concerning that picture.
i think this is what happens when you come out of an echo chamber into the real world and token arguments no longer work
I was half expecting her to snap, and lunge at someone. Weird bitch is far out
Didn't she almost take the door off after her first round of testimony?
I want a psycho bitch like her to beat the shit out of me.
projection
I still cannot fucking believe a real legal team who have all passed the bar exam and supposedly are very good at their craft thought putting this up and saying they are 2 different pictures was a good idea.
I didn't watch the later streams where this happened. Did they claim it was shot on two completely different dates to prove he abused her over a period of time?
Someone post the webm of Johnny inadvertently walking up to Amber and Amber pretending she gets PTSD because of it. That shit was funny.
I was going to ask for that too. That shit was hilarious.
Absolute kino. We’ll never get another trial as entertaining as this
Chris Chan's trial is coming. But I doubt they'll be broadcasting it.
And put the final nail in the coffin of the trannies agenda? No way it will even be mentioned in the media let alone televised.
Johnny Depp loves trannies and trannies won when he won.
>tfw you cant live in depps penthouse for free anymore with your coked chudfriends
>Puts size lower suit to the last day of trial
What was Camilles masterplan
He was looking at the microphone gizmo.. he's not like that.
He's a gent.
this woman is just like a typecasted "hot woman professional" straight out of a sitcom
Yep and her messy sex hair immediately activated the monkey brain neurons of all men in the courtroom. Johnnys team knew what they were doing.
Not being able to follow a simple conversation, not knowing if it's a question or statement or from a transcript, couldn't read, remember what was said a couple of months ago, her testimony was hilarious in contrast to Isaac who knows everything that ever happened to him up to the last detail, doesn't matter if it was ten or 30 years ago.
Description doest fit to muffin at all. You might be thinking ambers witch doc
>Description doest fit to muffin at all. You might be thinking ambers witch doc
>This whole world salad
>Thinks he understands English
Pick one, ESL.
KWAB
>you exiting this thread
I will not exit you fucking piece of sahit!
Description doestn fitt too muffin at al. u might bee thinks of ambers witch doc
That sentence was written by an intelligent white male with dominance over his Anglo language. You are a seething autistic retard.
It's not a team game, you retard. Jesus. You people are mentally ill. Her testimony was shit too.
ur a chud if you didnt support depp sorry bro
Depp won and Trump lost.
See
I hope Depp's attempt at stochastic terrorism works.
her face was hilarious when the other doctor tried to shit talk her
I can't believe they got Millie to play her
My mommy
Alex Jones lacking any attitude or bravado during the constitutionally null and void criminal trial of freedom is way more relevant. Depp is just another mind controlled drone like all his gen actors and Hunter and co.. Watch the blonde singer and her handler during the
>somewhere over the rainbow
pathetic display of power over the sheep.
but his trial is not even remotely /misc/ related, Depp and Heard are actors in films
He's a documentarist and had cameos in two great adaptations including A Scanner Darkly with Khe Matrixannu himself. He's kino way beyond 90% of
/misc/ junk.
>tfw was at disney world when he won the lawsuit and saw this
KINO
the judge after the testimony of the vape guy
Amazing, simply amazing.
lold at dui dude at backround
who let that redditor in there
She would have won if she hadn't pooped the bed. There's no coming back from that.
In hindsight yea it was kino of the highest order. I tried not care about it but the amount of crazy content that came out of it was glorious and the shitposting was off the fucking charts.
I heard Amber Heard doesnt have to pay a cent?
she filed bankruptcy but she has to pay anyway. she even sold her house
really hot webm
>itt pajeet sees the phrase "I accept your concession" for the first time
protip, rajesh: repeating it doesn't immediately mean you won the argument
Why don't you just post the link and blow me the fuck out? We both know why. He never said it.
>Description doest fit to muffin at all. You might be thinking ambers witch doc
Still funny.
>you're doing it for free. LMAO
No shit I enjoy posting on a Bulgarian Fish Mongers Forum in my free time. Perks of being white & living in the west.
Best thing about the trial is that it showed that as long as we admit psychiatrists and psychologists to the stand as experts, we might as well get astrologists, diviners and witch doctors as well.
>scientologist continue reeeing whenever psychology is mentioned
love to see it.
Any week 1 chads in here?
>a mega tie?
My brothers
I really wish the tie memery would have kept going.
Best memes weren't from Cinemaphile anyway.
Many such cases. Sad
Which is the best tie meme and how do you know it's not from here?
>There's only one meme and it's only about ties
Grow a brain and try to get some reading comprehension
>I really wish the tie memery would have kept going.
>Best memes weren't from Cinemaphile anyway.
>wtf why would you think I was talking about the tie meme?!?!
How about you get some reading comprehension so you'll stop butting into conversations with random shit where you're actually talking about entirely different things?
>11 11
>doubles of double tie
Cast them.
>mommy psychiatrist shows up
>diagnoses Amber
>Amber comes in the next day dressed like the psychiatrist who mogged her and displays the personality disorder traits she was said to have
what did she mean by this
Johnny "Depp" (not his real name, Google it) is a cringeworthy arrested development midget that married a woman in his prime, a Helen of LA if you will, the one who was willing to go cis for him and forego both her sexuality and her career in order to play the role of a wife. So what did she get in return? A slobbering frumpy alcoholic mumbling platitudes about camaraderie and romance, a person who did not have the guts to marry a woman that bore his (severely untalented) child, a geriatric boy raised under the shadow of a matriarch, fake gypsy who chugs real rye whisky for breakfast, brunch and anywhere in between. All day long just sip sip sip and that's before we get to the wine bottles crammed everywhere in his overpriced art deco apartment - penthouse, of course - and then this mental dwarf of slightly higher physical stature dares not only to berate her for (gasp!) saying rude words as a reaction to his constant misery, his lack of capacity to play the role of a husband, he clinks and clangs with his fat fingers bedecked in Antwerp's finest and actually throws heavy glass objects with intention to hurt, to break skin, to mar her marble countenance like an Englishman in front of the Parthenon. It all could have been prevented if he was a man like Ewan who knew how to spot a woman in her prime, to woo her with his masculinity, to bend her over the Mexican-glazed counter and just shag her raw to slap her cheeks, all four of them when she thinks of arguing, but he just sat there, taking it, gorging peanut butter and looking like a whore's tattoo. This isn't over, midget.
>married a woman in his prime, a Helen of LA if you will, the one who was willing to go cis for him
Amber's trans?!??
Still no video link and timestamp, huh?
Embarrassing. You should have a nice day out of shame.
>Waaah waaah gimme sauce gimme sauce
We all sat through 100+ hours of this shit. Git gud.
Stay mad. He didn't say it, I know it, because I watched it unlike you.
>inb4 this brainlet asks me to prove a negative
>Googles Dr Spiegel watched Pirates Depp Trial
Many such cases
Well done proving my point.
He never said it. Stay mad.
I don't have dementia like the muffin lady and have a functioning memory. He never said it.
it is so obvious that she was faking it all. You can´t summon true emotions like that. It works for a movie where the viewer wants to be fooled,
a never watched s single part or coverage of Depp's divorce trial, and i think less of people that did. fuck holywood celebrities
>Retarrrd who doesn't like hollllyyyywood celebrities
Who asked?
>that feel when no comedically sized tumblers for sale now
>just regular sized ones that say megapint or have Jack on them
>tfw no giant jars of coke to keep my sugar in
>that feel when no "hide cocaine here" paper towels on sale
Yup
>[Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme]
This dude moves his mouth like a fish outta water
When someone first showed me this video, I was certain it was a parody.
God damn, I would hate to be his patient and seeing this, would just invest in $ROPE
Never said it. Nice link. You can also stop replying to yourself.
>44:59
>47:53
I NEED AN FUCKEN MEGGHAH PINT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's still crazy to me that Amber had everything she could possibly have wanted in life, and she threw it all away because she couldn't contain her psycho nature. Hell, Johnny Depp was even paying everything for like a handful of her friends too.
She could have coasted on his money and fame for the rest of her life, and probably continued to get decent movie roles. Instead she has now permanently fucked herself financially and permanently fucked her own chance at ever having any type of career again.
I think it's fair to say, considering the way she shot herself in the foot, she has a legitimate mental illness that inhibits her capacity to make rational decisions in her own self-interest.
She had an abusive childhood which probably was the basis for her personality disorders.
Through life she went on to abuse her sister and her former partners, probably due to her disorders.
Then she met JD, who was himself abused by his mother, and he just took it on the chin so to speak, as he did with his mother.
She is ill, which is a shame really, because she had the world at her feet.
>Then she met JD
That's a funny way to spell "targeted and ingratiated herself with by pretending to be as big of a fan of Hunter S Thompson as he was, to make him think they were soul mates".
Yeah i know, i was just simplifying my post
The best part is that ironic Amber turds are still seething and pretending that she will get the appeal in 2 weeks.
I got a bit of a chuckle when I discovered the writer of an article that had this as the headline art wrote an article bitching about the Depp case.
Dumb bitch is clearly mad she put her foot in her mouth since two out of the three have been exonerated in the public eye.
>she put her foot in her mouth
wish she would for real, on video
What was his fucking problem?
Schizos think he said something which he never did
See
He claimed to not know actors rehearse roles because he doesn't know what actors do and he didn't rule out that he used the films to "analyze" JD speed or whatever. He didn't say that's all he used since he did mention interviews and the like but he did say he used his movie roles to analyze him which is a fucking retarded thing to do considering an actor is acting when playing a role and there are usually multiple takes and editing involved.
I would've killed myself instead of posting this after getting btfo this hard, schizo. There's still time.
So not gonna bother even trying to refute anything huh? The dudes a fucking retard and so are you for defending him, claiming you don't know actors rehearse for their roles specially when you were doing an analysis of an actor made the dude sound like a complete fucking retard.
What's there to refute? You claimed something happened which wasn't the case and now you're bending yourself backwards into a pretzel and pretend you're still correct for imagining that weirdo looking guy saying something which he never said
>inb4 not me
Me neither, bro. First post in this thread.
My first reply in the thread was
schizo, I would say you think everyone replying to you is the same person but I doubt it's that. It's more likely you know the guy was a retard and all you have is some other anon claiming something earlier in the thread so you cling to that and pretend anyone else replying to you is just that anon. Again a weird hill to try to die on defending a guy who claims he doesn't know actors rehearse and even weirder to go to such lengths to do it.
Good morning, sir
Oh shit. Well done. He said it now. Lmao. I could use my phone data, to post twice in a minute as well, but I'll shit in your mouth instead. You lost. I won. Just like Johnny and Heard. Pajeet.
You're supposed to sign below the text, pajeet, not in the same line.
He still didn't say it, pajeet, your shit covered ears probably tricked you when you watched it.
>phoneposter
begone
>No arguments
Stay mad, don't shit into your bed out of anger next time.
Shit-covered indian hands typed this
Takes one to know one, what else happened in that court case that only you saw, schizo?
>Takes one to know one
you are acting like a petulant child.
Dealing with your schizo hallucinations is infuriating. Suicide is your only way out.
SIR
I did not partake in the festival of ice cream
>mfw gurning guy is in this very thread, going spastic
>mfw schizos are mad when somebody calls them out for making up nonsense
I won, you lost. Case closed
from @1:27
You are insufferable, I hope you know this.
He still didn't say what you said earlier. YOU are insufferable and should still have a nice day. Maybe your delusions are so strong that you still hear him say it, but he never does.
THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
This remains the best thing that Samberg And The Other Couple 'a Fellas have done and I'm sad it's overshadowed by On A Boat.
>Cinemaphiletrarianism ITT
wow you Opposition Party Drones will be the devil's advocate over literally anything.
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
DID SOMETHING…..
HAPPEN…..
…..TO YOU?!!?!!!?
………..I DON’T THINK SO
YOU WANNA SEE CRAZY?!? I’LL SHOW YOU FUCKEN CRAZY….
HERE’S YOUR CRAZY….. ALL YOUR CRAZY……
…………….AN MEGGHAHHPINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Deep is A ALCOHOL!
………………And it’s really ruining his life.
Uuuh Johnnybros? Is all of this true??
https://twitter.com/cocainecross/status/1553506807766663169?t=-Fuo4i3dQprDN6VQ_DgiPA&s=19
ban twitter screenshots.
>hey guys look at my twitter post pweeese :3
have a nice day.
Objection, hearsay, relevance
I want to fuck Camille and while she’sriding me, every 10 seconds she says OBJECTION, HEARSAY, OBJECTION, LEADING, then when I’m about to bust, she says, OBJECTION, PENETRATION then I spray my hot sticky GOO all over her tits
No. The files contain both lawyers personal arguments and ambers pr is using her lawyers stuff as hidden facts
>johnny did this and that and this and that other thing over there
If people don't know where it's coming from, at least they should know that official court documents wouldn't be written like that, so accusatory.
What the unsealed records ACTUALLY revealed is how hated and scummy ambers lawyers are. For real. Pure scum.
i like how the first reply says he can't get hard. you can tell a woman wrote that because who gives a fuck?
It's written explicitly to shame him. It's not even true. It's lawyer arguments that the judge has to approve or disapprove depending on if its actually relevant or not.
So all this shit that you're seeing is literally just shit her lawyers were trying to bring in to make the jury dislike him and think less of him and it wasn't allowed because it's irrelevant and/or baseless.
These records are actually free online and you can look through them yourself. The most interesting parts are the side bar transcripts and emails.
Turns out Elaine is a cunt through and through
>tries to delay ambers deposition and refuses in-person depo for 6 months until forced to proceed by the judge
Her reasoning was that covid is deadly and she can't go in person, and she would not stop repeating it. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over, and even more. Seriously every fucking email she puts like 3 paragraphs saying the SAME fucking thing.
Elaine is THAT kid, the one who appeals to authority just to stick it to you, because they think they're now allowed to shit on your life. She went whole hog on covid to stop everything just like she continues to bring up the uk ruling and everything else she won't shut up about.
In a court transcript Ben chew actually blows his top and tells her that when he was hired a Virginia lawyer called him to warn him about how scummy Elaine is but that her behavior is so much more appalling than he thought
Woah I did not mean to reddit space. I'm filthy phone posting and I couldn't see the formatting
>Dr Smeegol is in the thread with us.
He's clearly in your room right now saying things that never happened, schizo.
LMAO
all women are dogs that shouldn't be allowed human rights