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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does reddit love this line much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fricking funny that the lawyer failed so hard. He was trying to throw off Depp and make him say something stupid - the old egg shaped penis approach, and Depp was having none of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What would he have said? I don't understand the point of the tactic. It was a stupid line anyway, a pint is a standard measurement, what would mega pint mean?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a pint is a standard measurement, what would mega pint mean?
          Mega = 10^6
          Megapint = 1.000.000 pints

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lawyer's trying to imply that johnny was regularly drinking large amounts of wine.
          He was, but the optics didn't stick on him cause literally all of his friends were like 'yea he's just a genetic freak, he's not normal, barely gets drunk'.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably tried to make Depp correct him and disclose the actual amount he'd drunk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >everything jokey is reddit, even the stuff everyone on Cinemaphile was laughing about live
      Please stop trying so hard to fit in by bringing up other sites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anon

        This. Some fricking boomer reads an old joke and carries it way too far trying to fit in.

        Yeah. I've had one one unreasonable White woman customer, but endless issues with Black women. Hispanic women too, a lesser degree. israeli women are a complete crapshoot but mostly fit between Blacks and Spics, but the worst israelites are way worse than the worst Blacks

        Because you're a racist piece of shit and they can see it. Remember this quote "if someone treats you badly, they are probably a c**t, but if most people treat you badly, you're definitely the c**t."
        Also take your pol shit and go shove it up your fat ass, nobody here gives two shits about how cool you think Nazis were. They were a failure and so is your attempt to stay relevant by cutting the legs out from everyone else. Kindly frick off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you're a racist piece of shit
          >take your pol shit and go shove it up your fat ass
          Choose one

          • 2 years ago
            Anon

            I replied to a post 40 minutes old and you reply twice in under 1m.
            Frick you're pathetic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I only replied once.

            • 2 years ago
              Anon

              I'm trans by the way if that matters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no le racism! Maybe you should frick off to another website dumb fricking Black person

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was the most kino court case of all time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yup

      I forgot how hard she hit the wall.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was the george zimmerman trial

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was a good one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. It was the Derek Chauvin trial.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the kind of shit I would do in high school.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does her braid look so fake. Are they extensions?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yup

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait...did she actually did some coke here? WTF

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        some theorized that she's actually sniffing chemical irritant to help her cry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if she didnt she's so used to doing coke bumps that it's how she blows her nose now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What an absolute junkie.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the exact same televised court case was turned into a movie, people would say it's too unrealistic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's what is so funny about it, the fact that it is real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's comedic how bad Amber's defense was. They get an expert witness and it's this guy LOL
      Really, who the frick wrote this shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally how do you even defend her? Imagine being so horrible as a person that public opinion on domestic abuse cases of all things was largely favouring the man here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was extremely competent and blew the frick out of Johnny's lawyers. Sounds like you didn't watch it. Why did Johnny refuse to be evaluated psychologically again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guy had ADHD or something. *smacks lips*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you just didn't know what was going on. That guy was a train wreck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He was extremely competent

        Dude was basing a psyche evaluation he did on Depp - off of fricking Jack Sparrow.. the character.
        Did you miss that part?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't. Relisten to what was said, their lawyers claimed that he did that which he didn't do.
          He probably should've yelled:
          >Can we stop talking about Pirates of the Carribbean?
          And should've gone on a long rant like Muffin lady.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, he admitted he based his observation of Depp off of the character in Pirates of the Caribbean. You can't make this shit up.

            What case were you watching man?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Post it then, you clearly weren't watching it. Timestamp and video link.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >:16:14

                Pajeets aren't that good in understanding English

                >:17:19

                Did you?

                >:18:25
                Keep samegayging, it's not extremely obvious or anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not replying to myself in 3rd person like you do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When did I do that, pajeet?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Where's the part in his testimony that he says that? He never does. Link and timestamp? He only appeared once and not twice like Dr Curry, right?

            • 2 years ago
              Anon

              >You can't make this shit up.
              You just did.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone missed it, because it never happened

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            t. amber turd

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. amber turd
              >forgot the green meme arrow
              You look like this and signed your post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your nose is showing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he watches Pirates movies to get a psych evaluation of Johnny Depp
        Let's hope he never saw Secret Window, that would have had him foaming for the entire testimony.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he watches Pirates movies to get a psych evaluation of Johnny Depp
          Source?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Source?
            He literally says it during his testimony he watched the Pirate movies to get an accurate insight into Johnny Depp.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Link and timestamp then. Why aren't you posting the video?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why aren't you posting the video?
                theres literally hundreds of hours of footage

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession. That guy wasn't talking for hundreds of hours.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did Amber pre-pay you for the year or some shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's why someone would want a specific link and timestamp so they don't have to sift through the "hundreds of hours of footage" you dumb frick.
                I'm not him but I just want to see this fricking video for crying out loud.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't listen to him, he's the same annoying loser trying to get replies.. imagine attention whoring anonymously?
              They've got problems.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Totally, don't listen to him and certainly don't post a link to that testimony. He totally says it and you/I/me/him should just not post it because.....

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Link and timestamp then. Why aren't you posting the video?

            That's why someone would want a specific link and timestamp so they don't have to sift through the "hundreds of hours of footage" you dumb frick.
            I'm not him but I just want to see this fricking video for crying out loud.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you know that actors rehearse
              >Sir I'm not an actor I have no idea what an actor does
              Fricking Christ what a mess and some anon is defending that c**t. I assume the anon is doing it just for (you)'s but what a weird hill to pick for that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick this guy was a trainwreck. But the best part was where he stares blankly after being asked about Charlie and the Chocolate factory, and only after the Lawyer hints to him Depp was in it he sheepishly asks if he has to answer the question.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Googles Dr Spiegel watched Pirates Depp Trial
              Many such cases

              I don't get it, why were you lying this whole time?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, why did you post this? I didn't do it, because he never said it and now this Amber Turd pajeet has won.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Posting again because it's just hanging with me...
              what the frick was wrong with this guy? "Processing speed?" From TV commercials?
              What goes through the mind of a psychiatric professional, knowing this is a highly publicized trial all over the world, that involves two highly paid and famous actors and he shows an elementary confusion about the difference between performance and reality?
              What's worse he tries to pass off watching those kiss ass late night tv show interviews as somehow seeing the real Depp... surely he knows they rehearse those too!?
              It hurts my brain to think about how someone could willfully and publicly make an absolute fool of themself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty easy to explain. You should've watched the whole testimony instead of tiktok videos and 2 minute videos on YouTube. Do that and then you your pea-sized brain will hopefully stop hurting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this was the only part of the case I watched, is there anything else as kino as this? It's like they cast Michael Richards for it, only without the racism.

      >be me
      >wonder why is Amber looking at the jury 99% of time like some kind of psycho
      >internet morons: "ur so stoopid its good strategy advised by lawyers"
      >wonder why no one else does this then
      some interview with one of the jurors: "we were freaked out by the way she kept looking at us 99% of the time"
      kek

      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is there anything else as kino as this
        The cross-examination of Amber, and especially the floundering redirect following it.
        One of the very first witnesses Isaac Baruch, fat white haired artist who paints political porn. Guy was an absolute lovable bro on the stand with a thick jersey-ish accent.
        Johnny's expert witness on psychology, Dr. Mommy. She's a perfect example of everything you want out of an expert witness, and a direct antithesis to the drugged up doc.
        Small mention to the TMZ guy's special appearance going against TMZ's wishes and his quick jabs at the defense lawyer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That bald dude was ridiculous. He has apparently photographic memory.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I noticed she had really nice teeth, great teeth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is there anything else as kino as this
        basically every day. for me it was
        >were you aware that he says he talks to the umbrella guy?
        >honestly.. that sounds like schizophrenia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christopher Lloyd in the role of a lifetime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the webm that includes Johnny and his lawyers reaction to this, whoever was in charge of editing the stream was a master of subtle comedic timing.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just how MEGA was the pint though.
    Was it big enough to get wasted in just one glass ?
    Was it enough to put your peepee inside Amber again ?
    No ?
    Then it wasn't that MEGA of a pint then.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *hits vape*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      leaves chat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And he gets to be a witness? What a sick joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      leaves chat

      and then i drove off

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, goy. You should hate this Aryan white woman for being abused by her husband. Support ~~*Depp*~~, a drug-addled Hollywood mixed race leftist, instead.
    >In fact, you should hate all white women and never EVER have kids with them, so that you can end the white ra- uh I mean . . . get back at the roasties!
    Do not fall for the Depp psyop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go take a poo somewhere else Amber

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo copypasta posted in every turd thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning, Sir! I also fight for She

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poo in loo, not in bed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are atheists pushing for putting women on pedestal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because they pushed her to be the face of feminism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Amber

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the seethe at this post.
      Reminder the Karen meme was created to disenfranchise white women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. I've had one one unreasonable White woman customer, but endless issues with Black women. Hispanic women too, a lesser degree. israeli women are a complete crapshoot but mostly fit between Blacks and Spics, but the worst israelites are way worse than the worst Blacks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Protip anon despite what leftists may cry you don't have to be an actual white supremist to be against liberals, I don't give a shit that she's white she's a deranged lunatic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Johnny and leftists won when he won the case.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      id still frick you amber for $1k of cocaine, id even let you shit in my bed tbh, but at least warn me so i can put some plastic undersheets down babe.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that BPD prostitute will have to do porn for food lmao

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is Depp back in trouble now?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't got shit on the Chris Chan trials

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Camille will never step on your balls

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that while this trial was being shilled everywhere ghislaine maxwells trial was also going on but went completely under the radar
    really makes you think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No take your meds chud incel stop noticing things you schizophrenic racist

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Came here for this, fank u

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody on twitter drew it. Have fun with it, fren.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest kino of the year and I'm still seething about the jannies banning us.
    In retaliation I have been bumping offtopic trash ever since

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      their damage control was staggering
      like going on an all-out war against your userbase, wtf

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell she was eating alot of salad the night before.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny is extremely based and redpilled (how the wachowski sisters meant it)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fortunately no one cares about drimf anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's running for president and has rather high poll numbers among republicans, so I don't really get what you mean.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >rather high poll numbers among republicans,
          >goes to check
          >it's true
          Sweet baby Jesus, the US is beyond fricked. He's losing points, but still.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have to understand, Bush 2.0, Obama, and Biden are complete dogshit, none of them did what they promised to do and most of them just consolidated power. Trump was the first president we've had since Clinton that actually made life easier for the general public, and he did it in a single term.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >there is a single moron american left on earth who thinks the name Trump will ever appear on a ballot again

          No, you're not living in a democracy. Yes, the "politicians" are actually aristocrats, but replacing them with the guy who sold them child sex slaves isn't a "change of form" from america's status quo, just because he also happens to be so fricking moronic that nearly half of all Americans still voted for him out of pure emotional projection.

          >If this moron can be rich, so can I
          Donald Trump's rampant, hilarious incompetence kept the american dream on life support for an entire generation of baby boomer frickwits who wasted their lives in factory work or driving freight imagining they were one lottery ticket away from becoming him. Now, because they spent decades idolizing their ideal of what was essentially a Hollywood celebrity, they have no mental framework to accept that the man himself is just as much the nepotistic cream of the crap that the rest of America's elite have become.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Johnny. I hope he encouraged somebody to kill Trump with these statements.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Drinking out of something that has "cumguzzler" on it
      Nice self own.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The way people tried to capitalise on the thing by selling shitty meme merch like that was pretty fricking cringe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there were a lot of mega pint t shirts being sold

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's this store that sells weird gadget stuff that I can't find anywhere else, so I'm on their email list to see if they add anything new that's interesting. Right after the trial ended they added a really shitty "limited edition" mug that had the bee quote on it and it cost like four times what you'd pay for a great-quality mug, while looking like something a diner would buy as cheaply as possible. Embarrassingly bad effort just to try and get that memecash at the last moment.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >wonder why is Amber looking at the jury 99% of time like some kind of psycho
    >internet morons: "ur so stoopid its good strategy advised by lawyers"
    >wonder why no one else does this then
    some interview with one of the jurors: "we were freaked out by the way she kept looking at us 99% of the time"
    kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny's experts did it plenty of times too. It's so weird how you NPCs made fun of whatever both legal teams, witnesses and experts were doing, but only whenever Amber's side did it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Johnny's experts
        Like who? All the time? And why didn't Johnny do it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You clearly didn't watch it. Go back to tiktok. And stay in your moronic NPC bubble.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not answering a single question
            I accept your concession.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The blonde woman muffin lady or the picture expert, countless others as well.
              I accept your concession.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a lie. Why are you lying? Is this all that's left for you now?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not. Why are you lying? Are you blind?
                I accept your concession.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you're gonna continue lying. OK.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You continue being blind and moronic and you keep denying the truth and keep lying.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I watched literally the entire trial and he never stared at the juror nor did his legal team or any of his witnesses you glue sniffing moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Stay mad, I hope Johnny sees this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The blonde woman muffin lady or the picture expert, countless others as well.
                I accept your concession.

                You clearly didn't watch it. Go back to tiktok. And stay in your moronic NPC bubble.

                Hey you should really return to jerking off truckers for dimes in the gas station parking lot, because the more time you spend with a wiener in your hands, the less of these ponderous posts you'll be writing. I don't know if the other anon watched the trial, but you aren't even watching the thread. Shut up.

              • 2 years ago
                Iceman

                >Complete non sequitur schizo ramblings
                I accept your concession

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Watch the computer expert who talks about the pictures, or his psychology expert. This time with your brain turned on which is clearly impossible for you to do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                None of them looks at the jury all the time like Amber did, you lying moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day. She doesn't look at them all the time either.
                >None of them looks
                >So triggered that he can't even spell words properly anymore
                LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She was doing it to the point that jurors were reportedly looking uncomfortable and avoiding eye contact.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Source?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://ew.com/celebrity/johnny-depp-trial-juror-amber-heard-crocodile-tears/
                >The juror also didn't like how Heard looked directly at the jury while answering questions. "All of us were very uncomfortable" with that, he said, adding that Heard was given bad advice on how to act on the stand.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >One
                >jurors
                Take your meds, schizo, that's not the same thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"All of us"
                >One
                Reading comprehension, moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pajeets aren't that good in understanding English.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keep replying to yourself, it's not extremely obvious or anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >posts less than 1 minute apart
                >accuse anons of samegayging
                lmao at this reddit b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Pajeets aren't that good *in* *understanding* English.
                Neither are you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                One moron claims that. Weird how no other juror mentions this. Stay mad.
                You clearly have no reading comprehension.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you ask other jurors?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I asked the question first, moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you didn't. I accept your concession.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you're too afraid to answer the question. OK, I get it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you're too afraid to answer the question. OK, I get it.
                I accept your concession .

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll only answer your question after you'll answer mine. That's how conversations in civilized worlds work, pajeet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I asked them. None of them felt like this other juror. Did you ask them as well, pajeet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a pajeet. But I asked them, since I was one of the jurors in the first place. We all felt uncomfortable. That's why I know you're lying, pajeet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was all jurors. And we didn't do that, pajeet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So why did you say in that interview that you did, pajeet?

              • 2 years ago
                Craig T. Nelson

                Pajeets aren't that good in understanding English

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No other juror has spoken, idiot.
                Additionally, people who were watching the jury in court during the trial reported similar observations.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >One
                >jurors
                Take your meds, schizo, that's not the same thing.

                Source?

                have a nice day. She doesn't look at them all the time either.
                >None of them looks
                >So triggered that he can't even spell words properly anymore
                LMAO

                Ambersisters... How can they frick with us like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We shit in society.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kek

                That bald dude was ridiculous. He has apparently photographic memory.

                bald dude? You mean

                i miss the dealmaker. he was the best witness by far

                this guy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, Isaac. He knew every piece of clothing that Amber has ever worn in front of him (with the date, weather etc.) and muffin lady had dementia and amnesia who forgot everything that might be slightly damaging to Depp's defense, that's what I liked about Doc Brown, he didn't use those shady tactics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The juror also didn't like how Heard looked directly at the jury while answering questions
                I always thought she was supposed to do that because witnesses are reporting their experiences to the jury, not the lawyers
                Didn't know her fake pleading looks made it worse for her, kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >witnesses are reporting their experiences to the jury, not the lawyers
                No they're not. They're answering the lawyer's questions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why was Depp's sister looking at the jury then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because she, too, is dumb

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The guy you're replying to.. I think it's the same guy making stupid posts trying to get cheap replies.
                He's arguing over obvious stuff that everyone saw happening.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone saw happening.
                Those people aren't real. Take your meds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The guy you're replying to......... I think it's the same guy making stupid posts trying to get cheap replies.
                He's arguing over obvious stuff that everyone saw happening. And somehow nobody can post video proof showing this, because.........

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They don’t stare at the juror while answering every question like a psycho no
                They glance at them a normal amount because there’s an audience of people watching them and it’s normal human behavior

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dr Muffins and that other guy only looked at the jury when they were describing some technical stuff that normies wouldn't know. And yes, this is the proper behavior at court.
                But then Amber was twisting her head like she's possessed with every single question lawyers asked her, like she was giving even the yes / no answers to the jury, even though they didn't ask the questions.
                I've never seen anyone behaving like a total sperg in a court like that.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the whole case back to square one, because of a technicality concerning one juror? I thought it's a mistrial now.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was boring.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the entertainment “expert” who had no fricking clue that Chris Pine was Captain Kirk
    All of Ambers experts were kino shitshows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not as bad as muffin lady who got ridiculously triggered when a muffin was mentioned once, imagine Mr crazy professor acting the same way when Johnny's lawyers misconstrued what he said about some movies.
      You people live in a fantasy world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least try next time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amber's Rick&Morty (I don't watch that show, so I don't know which one looks like him) expert was actually too professional and objective, he shouldn't be allowed on the witness stand, because he wasn't weaseling his way out of answers and answered truthfully often to the detriment of Heard's defense.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the dealmaker. he was the best witness by far

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Max Hardcore?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chews you down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ben Chew, mfer.. remember the name

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DID YOU EVER READ DUNE?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look at that picture. do you see the bruise on johnny's face?
    >it is photoshopped
    lmao what the frick was she thinking to claim it was photoshopped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick was she thinking
      something like "I'm a woman, they'll take my side"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny's picture were just as fake as Amber's regarding the manner of collection. They probably didn't bring this up with the picture expert, because he obviously wouldn't be hired by Depp to check his own pics and wouldn't be allowed to testify concerning that picture.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think this is what happens when you come out of an echo chamber into the real world and token arguments no longer work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was half expecting her to snap, and lunge at someone. Weird b***h is far out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't she almost take the door off after her first round of testimony?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want a psycho b***h like her to beat the shit out of me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      projection

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still cannot fricking believe a real legal team who have all passed the bar exam and supposedly are very good at their craft thought putting this up and saying they are 2 different pictures was a good idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't watch the later streams where this happened. Did they claim it was shot on two completely different dates to prove he abused her over a period of time?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the webm of Johnny inadvertently walking up to Amber and Amber pretending she gets PTSD because of it. That shit was funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to ask for that too. That shit was hilarious.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino. We’ll never get another trial as entertaining as this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Chan's trial is coming. But I doubt they'll be broadcasting it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And put the final nail in the coffin of the trannies agenda? No way it will even be mentioned in the media let alone televised.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Johnny Depp loves trannies and trannies won when he won.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you cant live in depps penthouse for free anymore with your coked troonyfriends

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Puts size lower suit to the last day of trial
    What was Camilles masterplan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was looking at the microphone gizmo.. he's not like that.
      He's a gent.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this woman is just like a typecasted "hot woman professional" straight out of a sitcom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep and her messy sex hair immediately activated the monkey brain neurons of all men in the courtroom. Johnnys team knew what they were doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not being able to follow a simple conversation, not knowing if it's a question or statement or from a transcript, couldn't read, remember what was said a couple of months ago, her testimony was hilarious in contrast to Isaac who knows everything that ever happened to him up to the last detail, doesn't matter if it was ten or 30 years ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Description doest fit to muffin at all. You might be thinking ambers witch doc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Description doest fit to muffin at all. You might be thinking ambers witch doc
          >This whole world salad
          >Thinks he understands English
          Pick one, ESL.
          KWAB

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >you exiting this thread

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I will not exit you fricking piece of sahit!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Description doestn fitt too muffin at al. u might bee thinks of ambers witch doc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That sentence was written by an intelligent white male with dominance over his Anglo language. You are a seething autistic moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a team game, you moron. Jesus. You people are mentally ill. Her testimony was shit too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ur a troony if you didnt support depp sorry bro

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Depp won and Trump lost.
              See

              Johnny is extremely based and redpilled (how the wachowski sisters meant it)

              I hope Depp's attempt at stochastic terrorism works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her face was hilarious when the other doctor tried to shit talk her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe they got Millie to play her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My mommy

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alex Jones lacking any attitude or bravado during the constitutionally null and void criminal trial of freedom is way more relevant. Depp is just another mind controlled drone like all his gen actors and Hunter and co.. Watch the blonde singer and her handler during the
    >somewhere over the rainbow
    pathetic display of power over the sheep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but his trial is not even remotely Cinemaphile related, Depp and Heard are actors in films

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a documentarist and had cameos in two great adaptations including A Scanner Darkly with Khe Matrixannu himself. He's kino way beyond 90% of
        Cinemaphile junk.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw was at disney world when he won the lawsuit and saw this
    KINO

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the judge after the testimony of the vape guy

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the judge after the testimony of the vape guy

      Amazing, simply amazing.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lold at dui dude at backround

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who let that redditor in there

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She would have won if she hadn't pooped the bed. There's no coming back from that.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In hindsight yea it was kino of the highest order. I tried not care about it but the amount of crazy content that came out of it was glorious and the shitposting was off the fricking charts.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard Amber Heard doesnt have to pay a cent?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she filed bankruptcy but she has to pay anyway. she even sold her house

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      really hot webm

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >itt pajeet sees the phrase "I accept your concession" for the first time
    protip, rajesh: repeating it doesn't immediately mean you won the argument

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you just post the link and blow me the frick out? We both know why. He never said it.
      >Description doest fit to muffin at all. You might be thinking ambers witch doc
      Still funny.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >you're doing it for free. LMAO
    No shit I enjoy posting on a Bulgarian Fish Mongers Forum in my free time. Perks of being white & living in the west.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing about the trial is that it showed that as long as we admit psychiatrists and psychologists to the stand as experts, we might as well get astrologists, diviners and witch doctors as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >scientologist continue reeeing whenever psychology is mentioned
      love to see it.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any week 1 chads in here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a mega tie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really wish the tie memery would have kept going.

        My brothers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish the tie memery would have kept going.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Best memes weren't from Cinemaphile anyway.
        Many such cases. Sad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which is the best tie meme and how do you know it's not from here?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There's only one meme and it's only about ties
            Grow a brain and try to get some reading comprehension

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I really wish the tie memery would have kept going.
              >Best memes weren't from Cinemaphile anyway.
              >wtf why would you think I was talking about the tie meme?!?!
              How about you get some reading comprehension so you'll stop butting into conversations with random shit where you're actually talking about entirely different things?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >11 11
            >doubles of double tie

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast them.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mommy psychiatrist shows up
    >diagnoses Amber
    >Amber comes in the next day dressed like the psychiatrist who mogged her and displays the personality disorder traits she was said to have
    what did she mean by this

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny "Depp" (not his real name, Google it) is a cringeworthy arrested development midget that married a woman in his prime, a Helen of LA if you will, the one who was willing to go cis for him and forego both her sexuality and her career in order to play the role of a wife. So what did she get in return? A slobbering frumpy alcoholic mumbling platitudes about camaraderie and romance, a person who did not have the guts to marry a woman that bore his (severely untalented) child, a geriatric boy raised under the shadow of a matriarch, fake gypsy who chugs real rye whisky for breakfast, brunch and anywhere in between. All day long just sip sip sip and that's before we get to the wine bottles crammed everywhere in his overpriced art deco apartment - penthouse, of course - and then this mental dwarf of slightly higher physical stature dares not only to berate her for (gasp!) saying rude words as a reaction to his constant misery, his lack of capacity to play the role of a husband, he clinks and clangs with his fat fingers bedecked in Antwerp's finest and actually throws heavy glass objects with intention to hurt, to break skin, to mar her marble countenance like an Englishman in front of the Parthenon. It all could have been prevented if he was a man like Ewan who knew how to spot a woman in her prime, to woo her with his masculinity, to bend her over the Mexican-glazed counter and just shag her raw to slap her cheeks, all four of them when she thinks of arguing, but he just sat there, taking it, gorging peanut butter and looking like a prostitute's tattoo. This isn't over, midget.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >married a woman in his prime, a Helen of LA if you will, the one who was willing to go cis for him
      Amber's trans?!??

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still no video link and timestamp, huh?
    Embarrassing. You should have a nice day out of shame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Waaah waaah gimme sauce gimme sauce
      We all sat through 100+ hours of this shit. Git gud.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stay mad. He didn't say it, I know it, because I watched it unlike you.
        >inb4 this brainlet asks me to prove a negative

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Googles Dr Spiegel watched Pirates Depp Trial
          Many such cases

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]

            Well done proving my point.
            He never said it. Stay mad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have dementia like the muffin lady and have a functioning memory. He never said it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stay mad. He didn't say it, I know it, because I watched it unlike you.
          >inb4 this brainlet asks me to prove a negative

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is so obvious that she was faking it all. You can´t summon true emotions like that. It works for a movie where the viewer wants to be fooled,

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a never watched s single part or coverage of Depp's divorce trial, and i think less of people that did. frick holywood celebrities

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Retarrrd who doesn't like hollllyyyywood celebrities
      Who asked?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that feel when no comedically sized tumblers for sale now
    >just regular sized ones that say megapint or have Jack on them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no giant jars of coke to keep my sugar in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that feel when no "hide cocaine here" paper towels on sale

      Yup

      the judge after the testimony of the vape guy

      >[Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme]

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This dude moves his mouth like a fish outta water

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When someone first showed me this video, I was certain it was a parody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God damn, I would hate to be his patient and seeing this, would just invest in $ROPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never said it. Nice link. You can also stop replying to yourself.
      >44:59
      >47:53

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED AN FRICKEN MEGGHAH PINT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's still crazy to me that Amber had everything she could possibly have wanted in life, and she threw it all away because she couldn't contain her psycho nature. Hell, Johnny Depp was even paying everything for like a handful of her friends too.

    She could have coasted on his money and fame for the rest of her life, and probably continued to get decent movie roles. Instead she has now permanently fricked herself financially and permanently fricked her own chance at ever having any type of career again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's fair to say, considering the way she shot herself in the foot, she has a legitimate mental illness that inhibits her capacity to make rational decisions in her own self-interest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She had an abusive childhood which probably was the basis for her personality disorders.
      Through life she went on to abuse her sister and her former partners, probably due to her disorders.
      Then she met JD, who was himself abused by his mother, and he just took it on the chin so to speak, as he did with his mother.
      She is ill, which is a shame really, because she had the world at her feet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Then she met JD
        That's a funny way to spell "targeted and ingratiated herself with by pretending to be as big of a fan of Hunter S Thompson as he was, to make him think they were soul mates".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah i know, i was just simplifying my post

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best part is that ironic Amber turds are still seething and pretending that she will get the appeal in 2 weeks.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got a bit of a chuckle when I discovered the writer of an article that had this as the headline art wrote an article b***hing about the Depp case.
    Dumb b***h is clearly mad she put her foot in her mouth since two out of the three have been exonerated in the public eye.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she put her foot in her mouth
      wish she would for real, on video

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was his fricking problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Schizos think he said something which he never did
      See

      [...]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He claimed to not know actors rehearse roles because he doesn't know what actors do and he didn't rule out that he used the films to "analyze" JD speed or whatever. He didn't say that's all he used since he did mention interviews and the like but he did say he used his movie roles to analyze him which is a fricking moronic thing to do considering an actor is acting when playing a role and there are usually multiple takes and editing involved.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would've killed myself instead of posting this after getting btfo this hard, schizo. There's still time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So not gonna bother even trying to refute anything huh? The dudes a fricking moron and so are you for defending him, claiming you don't know actors rehearse for their roles specially when you were doing an analysis of an actor made the dude sound like a complete fricking moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What's there to refute? You claimed something happened which wasn't the case and now you're bending yourself backwards into a pretzel and pretend you're still correct for imagining that weirdo looking guy saying something which he never said
              >inb4 not me
              Me neither, bro. First post in this thread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My first reply in the thread was

                He claimed to not know actors rehearse roles because he doesn't know what actors do and he didn't rule out that he used the films to "analyze" JD speed or whatever. He didn't say that's all he used since he did mention interviews and the like but he did say he used his movie roles to analyze him which is a fricking moronic thing to do considering an actor is acting when playing a role and there are usually multiple takes and editing involved.

                schizo, I would say you think everyone replying to you is the same person but I doubt it's that. It's more likely you know the guy was a moron and all you have is some other anon claiming something earlier in the thread so you cling to that and pretend anyone else replying to you is just that anon. Again a weird hill to try to die on defending a guy who claims he doesn't know actors rehearse and even weirder to go to such lengths to do it.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Good morning, sir

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      SIR

      Oh shit. Well done. He said it now. Lmao. I could use my phone data, to post twice in a minute as well, but I'll shit in your mouth instead. You lost. I won. Just like Johnny and Heard. Pajeet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to sign below the text, pajeet, not in the same line.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He still didn't say it, pajeet, your shit covered ears probably tricked you when you watched it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >phoneposter
        begone

        • 2 years ago
          Anon

          >No arguments
          Stay mad, don't shit into your bed out of anger next time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shit-covered indian hands typed this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Takes one to know one, what else happened in that court case that only you saw, schizo?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Takes one to know one
                you are acting like a petulant child.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dealing with your schizo hallucinations is infuriating. Suicide is your only way out.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    SIR

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did not partake in the festival of ice cream

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw gurning guy is in this very thread, going spastic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw schizos are mad when somebody calls them out for making up nonsense
      I won, you lost. Case closed

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from @1:27

    You are insufferable, I hope you know this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He still didn't say what you said earlier. YOU are insufferable and should still have a nice day. Maybe your delusions are so strong that you still hear him say it, but he never does.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This remains the best thing that Samberg And The Other Couple 'a Fellas have done and I'm sad it's overshadowed by On A Boat.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphiletrarianism ITT

    wow you Opposition Party Drones will be the devil's advocate over literally anything.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHERFRICKER!!!

    MOTHERFRICKER!!!!!

    DID SOMETHING…..

    HAPPEN…..

    …..TO YOU?!!?!!!?

    ………..I DON’T THINK SO

    YOU WANNA SEE CRAZY?!? I’LL SHOW YOU FRICKEN CRAZY….

    HERE’S YOUR CRAZY….. ALL YOUR CRAZY……

    …………….AN MEGGHAHHPINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    John Deep is A ALCOHOL!

    ………………And it’s really ruining his life.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uuuh Johnnybros? Is all of this true??
    https://twitter.com/cocainecross/status/1553506807766663169?t=-Fuo4i3dQprDN6VQ_DgiPA&s=19

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ban twitter screenshots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys look at my twitter post pweeese :3

      have a nice day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Objection, hearsay, relevance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to frick Camille and while she’sriding me, every 10 seconds she says OBJECTION, HEARSAY, OBJECTION, LEADING, then when I’m about to bust, she says, OBJECTION, PENETRATION then I spray my hot sticky GOO all over her breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. The files contain both lawyers personal arguments and ambers pr is using her lawyers stuff as hidden facts
      >johnny did this and that and this and that other thing over there
      If people don't know where it's coming from, at least they should know that official court documents wouldn't be written like that, so accusatory.

      What the unsealed records ACTUALLY revealed is how hated and scummy ambers lawyers are. For real. Pure scum.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i like how the first reply says he can't get hard. you can tell a woman wrote that because who gives a frick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's written explicitly to shame him. It's not even true. It's lawyer arguments that the judge has to approve or disapprove depending on if its actually relevant or not.

        So all this shit that you're seeing is literally just shit her lawyers were trying to bring in to make the jury dislike him and think less of him and it wasn't allowed because it's irrelevant and/or baseless.

        These records are actually free online and you can look through them yourself. The most interesting parts are the side bar transcripts and emails.

        Turns out Elaine is a c**t through and through
        >tries to delay ambers deposition and refuses in-person depo for 6 months until forced to proceed by the judge
        Her reasoning was that covid is deadly and she can't go in person, and she would not stop repeating it. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over, and even more. Seriously every fricking email she puts like 3 paragraphs saying the SAME fricking thing.

        Elaine is THAT kid, the one who appeals to authority just to stick it to you, because they think they're now allowed to shit on your life. She went whole hog on covid to stop everything just like she continues to bring up the uk ruling and everything else she won't shut up about.

        In a court transcript Ben chew actually blows his top and tells her that when he was hired a Virginia lawyer called him to warn him about how scummy Elaine is but that her behavior is so much more appalling than he thought

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Woah I did not mean to reddit space. I'm filthy phone posting and I couldn't see the formatting

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr Smeegol is in the thread with us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's clearly in your room right now saying things that never happened, schizo.

      LMAO

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all women are dogs that shouldn't be allowed human rights

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