totally agree, phantom menace has nothing to do with the other two films and could have been skipped. all the other problems make this irrelevant but still that'd be a better way to handle it
Once you understand that George is profoundly autistic and his favorite movie is Disney's Swiss Family Robinson, all of his questionable decisions begin to make sense.
darth maul was a spooky phantom and he was pretty menacing
anyone who tells you it's more complicated than that is coping and should stop eating the crumbs out of George's beard
Ye.
Please elaborate.
>Film is called The Phantom Menace
>Question including The Phantom Menace
wat
Anakin was the phantom version of Dennis the Menace?
Did you even watch it?
No I don't watch movies that have women in them.
What movie don't have women, my friend?
Das Boot
Good movie
Yes, when Anakin kills the younglings in rots he's killing his former self.
It's safe to assume he wasn't born as an adult, there was no need to show him as a child on screen.
A lot of 90s movies had an annoying kid character
>A lot of 90s movies had an annoying kid character
Star Wars isn't a 90's movie.
TPM is very much a 90s movie
It's not a movie.
>if we get the annoying characters working, it will be the key to everything
the prequels never should have happened
>Was it really necessary
Yes, we have to see all our favorite characters as little kids.
I want to see Jabba as a little kid.
him and Has Solo can fight in the school yard over how he owes Jabba lunch money
THIS is how the movies should have been
ep 1 young teen phantom and clones combined
ep 2 late teen / is revenge of the sith
ep 3 AN ENTIRE MOVIE WITH DARTH VADER
would have been pure kiino
Assuming he masturbated, one can imagine a threesome between these three characters without being wrong.
>Assuming he masturbated
someone should ask George Lucas if thats canon
No need to ask him when Wookiepedia exists.
totally agree, phantom menace has nothing to do with the other two films and could have been skipped. all the other problems make this irrelevant but still that'd be a better way to handle it
padme is a groomer and psycho anakin/vader is 100% her fault
if she would have roiped him the galaxy would have been a utopia
Once you understand that George is profoundly autistic and his favorite movie is Disney's Swiss Family Robinson, all of his questionable decisions begin to make sense.
The entire movie was unnecessary.
They could have covered everything useful going forward in the opening crawl of a movie.
So wait who actually was The Phantom Menace
darth maul was a spooky phantom and he was pretty menacing
anyone who tells you it's more complicated than that is coping and should stop eating the crumbs out of George's beard
george
Eminem
"Jar Jar is the key to all of this."
-George Lucas
Jar Jar wasn't a key after all, George changed his mind and made him into a gunga alien you shouldn't attempt opening any locks with.
I doubt anyone here would have been able to tell George Lucas he was wrong had they been working with him on this....
Correct, George's autism is too strong for mere mortals.
The Neimoidians
israeliteatto
The friends we made along the way.
the fans
why take a kid to a war zone?
To improve morale
The trilogy should have started with Episode II.
the whole movie was about him..
he ruined it, and dont give me any of that deep meaning Jungian bullshit