Was it worth it to go into a war just for this woman?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a kings property? yes.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wars have been waged for worse asses, shame paris didn't die tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paris dies in the poem like five minutes after slaying Achilles. Some rivel archer named Philoctetes did it, with a bow that was given to him by Heracles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not canon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Achilles doesn't die in the Illiad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes he does

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok post the page where achilles dies in the illiad

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dooms his kingdom and his people for a flat white ass
    Grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't get it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only nogger like freak ass lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kys racist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where the frick do you think you are you fricking homosexual?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here in Cinemaphile we dont like racism and general bigotry. Frick off tourist

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lmao what the hell are you talking about sóyboy?
              get your gay ass back to plebbit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Every Black person in America will be dead or in chains by October or my name's not Joe Biden.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black person yourself, Black person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Total Black person death now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are whitoids so afraid of black chads

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >black chads
              oxymoron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >these tryhard replies
          You can always spot a newbie trying desperately to fit in

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or wigger brained zoomers. The default "normalcy" state of all zoomers is basically being wiggers. Wiggers used to be a subculture but now it's just the default state if you're a "normal" zoomer. If you're not a wigger you're basically a weirdo. Part of being a wigger just like part of being a crimer is liking grotesque fat asses.

          dicklet

          White bros... How do we cope with the fact that we cannot penetrate a big ass because we have microdicks?

          Why are whitoids so afraid of black chads

          >mfw

          Fricking dirt jogger and joggers lovers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or wigger brained zoomers. The default "normalcy" state of all zoomers is basically being wiggers. Wiggers used to be a subculture but now it's just the default state if you're a "normal" zoomer. If you're not a wigger you're basically a weirdo. Part of being a wigger just like part of being a crimer is liking grotesque fat asses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Found the low test thirdie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Intelligent people prefer breasts. Savages prefer ass.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Japan
              But then why do they make stuff like this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What about legs. I'm a leg guy. Where do I rank?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Quite low, judging by how desperate you are for approval.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The actual correlation is boob/butt preference to dick size. Look at India, Flips, Vietnam, Japan and so forth, what do they have in common besides preferring boobs?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This zesty homie is obsessed with dick sizes and loves ass. Just say you want to frick men already.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not that us whites don't appreciate a nice arse (I'm Bri*ish); it's that our definition of a nice arse isn't some cartoonishly oversized, corn-fed baboon rump.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a tall, blond, blue-eyed white Dutch guy, and I definitely appreciate a woman's small, fit, athletic ass (and body) as the defining quality of her physique.

              Fat people suck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I prefer a small ass
                The fact people like you exist is mind boggling. I guess women with small asses need love too so whatever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you have a basketball game to get to?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It's so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It's more than that, it's the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area, incredible beauty - Frazetta
              Everyone saying OP has no ass is braindead and not a true ass lover however

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, intelligent people prefer a pretty face

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For me, it's breasts, Ass & Thighs. Why should I have to choose?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dicklet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agamemnon would find an excuse either way. Hell he probably would sneak Helen out himself into Troy.

      >hollywood still thinks greeks are white

      They speak an Indo-European language and share genes with Europeans. They are white. Achilles is described as having golden hair. How did Greeks know about yellow hair when all of their present day neighbors are swarthy? The slavs were still a tiny population up in Poland and the Germanic tribes were only beginning to spread out from Scandinavia.

      1. theyre anatolians
      2. anatolians are the ancestors of the whites. we have literally everything thanks to them

      Greeks are not Anatolians. They are a mix of 4 different ancient ethnicities that all came from the north into Greece.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hollywood still thinks greeks are white

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anglos, greeks, hebrews, italians, latinx all fall under the white umbrella

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hebrews
        No, have a nice day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of these things is not like the other

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Italians?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hebrews
        Is that what your Goyim bros told you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hebrews
        Nice try Chaim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hebrews
        Nice try Vile Shlomo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. theyre anatolians
      2. anatolians are the ancestors of the whites. we have literally everything thanks to them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you coz ur a mutt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah Im just a knower and you aint

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gtfo Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was this the ass that launched a thousand ships?

        Jokes on you. Hisarlik has always been questionable as troy because it doesn't match the descriptions and now some guy is claiming he's identified the actual site in greece.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They used to be. Then Turks raped them into brown mutts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they used to be blue eyed blonde Hyperboreans cuh fr
        Greeks are Mediterranean. The Mediterranean has approximately 250 days of sunshine a year. People tend to tan under the sun. Not that you'd know. It's funny when nogs with no civilization of their own we wuz as white people. It's sad when Europeans larp as other Europeans

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sun comes up 365 days of year here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      medishits are whiter than you. Race mixing only happened from rapes during the sacking of cities. It wasnt like modern israelite york city where parading degeneracy is the norm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You amateur racists are the fricking worst
      Modern Greeks are just Turks
      That wasnt the case in antiquity
      Actual romans and actual Greeks were white. Italians and Greeks past 1460 are Black folk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Modern Greeks are just Turks
        You wish erDOGan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the Balkans everyone is a Turk (Greeks, Serbs, Romanians, etc) except Turks who are half Arab half Kurd and Macedonians who are sons of Alexander.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh, so it was a monkeydonian all along

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You never finished your racism Ph.D. "Turks" are analogous to "Hispanics" in that you can have Turks who are 100% blonde haired blue eyed European and ones that are 100% Central Asian and everything in between. Every Greek I've ever met (and there is a large concentration of them near my area) is phenotypically White and no one would ever blink twice at thinking they aren't White. But it is true that centuries of invasions have changed their overall genetics somewhat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 100% whiter than you, burgermutt. Post hand with timestamp so I can humiliate you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        central asians were just the ruling elite, it wasn’t some mass migration to anatolia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WE WUZ GREEKZ N SHIET
      lmao they'll never stop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hollywood still thinks greeks are white
      the period texts clearly say that particularly the northern tribes had people with blonde hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Homeric era Mycenaeans were golden haired Indo Europeans from the north who strictly adhered to bloodline purity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not official history for much but it seems like a caste of recently migrated Aryans ruled basically every bronze age civilisations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What even is white though? Isn't just having light skin?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "White" means European and the descendents of Europeans. Under the broad definition some Turks, some Middle Easterners, and many israelites do technically fall under "White." There will always be fuzzy boundaries ad the edges because race is simultaneously a biological, sociological, and spiritual concept.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol I don't think that's right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are a large number of actors with israeli blood who even an Obergruppenfurher would have trouble telling are israeli without reading their early life. Biologically and genetically speaking they are White, sociologically they may or may not be White, and spiritually they are likely non-White.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was it worth it to go into a war just for this woman?
    No, but I would throw the golden apple at aphrodite for creating eros and making my love life suck.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see what you did there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has spoken

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reject romantic love
      >return to monke

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted the war, the woman was the excuse. Also Troy put up a great defense. They lost because of bullshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agamemnon wanted the war but his brother wanted peace. They couldve stayed that way until his brothers death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they lose the war because the king listens to his priests over his generals giving him practical, strategic advice. it seems insane to us, but who knows how we would act if we lived in a world where it was just accepted fact that gods are real and they want you to do shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Irl, “Helen” was the personification of Troy’s fertile planes.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what this is but I would commit a genocide to prone bone that tight ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know what this is
      You're a zoomer homosexual, the only thing you're genociding is people's brain cells with your moronation.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cucking a king

    definitely worth the risk fricking her, but not taking her home

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing suspicious here! Bring it on in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't get it through the gate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats what your mum said last night

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cant have that on your porch for 5 minutes in Oakland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What I never understand from this story, is how they manage to suck in enough men into a wooden horse to take a whole city.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you ever read the book? The people in the horse got out after the city was drunk and asleep and let the rest of the Achaeans in. I like to think IRL it was an earthquake since horses and earthquakes were tied to Poseidon who the Acheans said was on their side.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you ever read the book?
          No. I'm just learning that it's coming from mythology. I tought those events really happened.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            same

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They almost certainly did happen, just maybe not so dramatically, but then who knows

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one knows, and we probably will never know but something definitely happened around that time. That whole era, to include the bronze age collapse, is pretty mysterious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was enough men to open the gate from the inside after everyone thought the fighting was over, they all got drunk and fricked each other til they passed out

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YES

    >mfw anon thinks that's a flat ass and doesn't considered Diane Kruger a 10/10

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >666

    Yes, some men would kill their entire families just to experience the pleasures of anal sex with a woman. Happens to the best of us.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10/10, would invade poland for

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White bros... How do we cope with the fact that we cannot penetrate a big ass because we have microdicks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By accepting what we are and only date asian chicks since theyre mostly small.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By accepting what we are and only date asian chicks since theyre mostly small.

      All me, I'm trans btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a 6.75" microdick, it's over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hello fellow black bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn her around, you dumb frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you’re not supposed to frick the ass, homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Missing the enjoyment of the tickest hole just out of a social taboo
        Repressed and woman mentality (society dosent want me to do it = i carve to social pressure)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not wanting shit on your dick is a taboo now?
          >b-b-b-but she would shower first...
          unless you do enemas there is always shit inside the anus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you all lust after Asian girls

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was it worth it to go into a war just for this woman?
    only pre boob job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting for a woman
    lmao, loser. Even if he won, the fact that he put in that much effort would have given her the ick.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Works out ok for him. He will become king and a huge amount of their men are dead. Swimming in Trojan pussy.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    christ i need to get laid and touch a woman irl.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love flat asses with big breasts combo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hitomi tanaka must be your fav JAV actress

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She could suck the chrome off a chariot hitch, so they say.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sons of Aeneas avenged Troy.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was it worth it to go into a war just for this woman?

    No, if you read the Illiad its pretty clear on the fact that Paris is a self centered c**t who doesn't care about anyone but himself and his father King Priam is a decent man; but places the love of his son above the good of his people while his Greek counterpart King Agamemnon takes the whole thing as a personal insult to his pride and likewise throws his people into the meat grinder for personal reasons.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a Hellenic woman
    >name is Helen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1200 BCE
      >Greeks

      It's Luwians and Mykenians.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Luwian
        A bronze-age language group?
        >Mykenians
        Did you mean Myceneans, or from the island of Mykines or Mykonos?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Mycenaeans are basically greek, but half a millenia will change things from then to the classical period

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BCE

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What movie/TV serie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off zoomerhomosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that Anon. Reverse image searched OP image. It's Troy (2004). Which is what I kind of suspected. I suspected some shit like that. I'm fricking 34 and I never watched it. Never had any interest. Watch Lord of the Rings instead.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did her ass leave for war as well?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brutal

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Read the iliad. Helen is just a pretext for the invasion agamemnon wanted all along.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie implies that too.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would nuclear war the planet just to ream diane kruger in the ass and creampie her tight butthole just once

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Satan. She was fine but the whole story is much more complicated, removing the gods is removing about 90% of the story.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    H E C T O R
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  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would pummel that flat, pretty white girl ass if you know what i mean

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To any anon who sees some kind of glory in war
    Imagine your dick and balls getting shot off. It's as likely as any other injury you could sustain.
    Boom, I've just ended war with this thought experiment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't realize conscription is a thing

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The woman, no.
    That twink, yes.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is pretty? Yes. But there are so many other women in the world... So no

    Also, good morning sirs

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had this film on VHS. The year my sister moved out I moved into her room and inherited her old tv and video tape player, I used to pause and rewind and forward through this scene frame by frame, god they were happy times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you frick your sister?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looking back I wish we did, there were moments that could have escalated if I had been more bold

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is her ass?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever is able to jeopardise his men/people/kingdom for a piece of ass is a b***h.
    The piece of ass accepting that thousands of men will die for her twink's childishness is a b***h too.
    Hector was the GOAT in this movie.
    Achilles comes second for coming along to kill him

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt they show Achilles being gay for his lover tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      modern queer propaganda, the greeks were never gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he wasn't and both of them have sex with women in the poem. There is no homosexuality, implied or otherwise at any point in Homer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But r/history said ancient Greeks were gay?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kidnaps' someone wife
    >his father doesn't beat him for being a degenerate

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a bit in the Iliad, the Trojans hate Paris and Helen.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    checked
    For diane kruger's breasts, yes. frick the theatrical release of this, it doesn't show them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good i dont want naked woman on my movies. If I want to see naked women then Ill just summon one of my girlfriends. Im not an incel who needs to see women naked every 2 hours

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    Anonymous

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  42. 2 weeks ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    SHE WAS MERELY THE CASVS BELLI.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the Spiderman cavewoman? Why is part black with no ass??

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Diomedes get away with straight up attacking an Olympian god when Ajax and Odysseus got screwed over by just talking shit to them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was his moment

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a perfect ass

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He def has pec implants

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some people wage war for fun. The woman is just a plus.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the war was more for Paris's life

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bloom was hotter

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