Was Jay right by shooting Tiffany?

Was Jay right by shooting Tiffany?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. He explains his decision in the movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His "decision" is a poor one. White girls should be allowed to carry high-level educational material at night if this world weren't full of dangerous people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only good decision is simply not to shoot at all
    But on the other hand, Jay was still a American cop

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody likes a redheaded stepchild. Except maybe Ray Velcoro.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea why whyat gurl got demm books awful sus finna no cap cap her ass fr ong

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that whole scene is dumb

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not really, he just nigged out and shot the only white person and gave a flimsy reasoning

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiffany was the leader of the pack. Kill the head one, kill the rest, like vampires.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shooting somebody because you suspect them of something that isn't even criminal
    Gettin' niggy with it, no doubt.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No child would walk through an alien filled street without any worry while carrying quantum physics books.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? The detail is in the rather ironic ambiguity. The circumstances may be suspicious, but because of the immediate lethal reaction to an otherwise harmless situation, no follow-up can be made.
        Hence; J is a Black person.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but he explains how none of the aliens are actually presenting a threat, they're just sneezing and working out and stuff, so why would this bother little Tina?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that doesn't mean you can shoot them, Tyquan

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if George Zimmerman has anything to say about it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if she was carrying it for her older brother that she adores?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AYO WHAT KINNA LIL ASS WHITE GIRL BE READIN KWANTUM FEESIX?? SHE FINNA BE AN ALIEN OR SUM SHIIIIIIET

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the only target that has rails so it br shown close by press of the button
    >test immediately stopped after she was shot
    >girl has dedicated name

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only target that has rails so it br shown close by press of the button
      >so it br shown close by press of the button
      ESLs FFS.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the hood
    >Suzie is a little girl
    >she's apparently study quantum physics
    Suzie was a badly disguised alien. While all of the other candidates targeted obvious threats, J correctly identified the hidden threat. He's exactly what the MIB wanted.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being disguised is not the same as being a threat. The entire film deals with disguised aliens, only one of whom is a threat. K even has a monologue about how the majority of them are just trying to get on with their lives, content to hide in plain sight. J would have shot Rosenburg (the tiny alien protecting the Arquilian galaxy) in the fricking face if his suit had a minor malfunction infront of him, rather than say, call emergency services. Shoot first, ask questions never. That is J's character, before K's influence, and granted the character does evolve as a result of that influence, but I find no reason as to why the latter chose the former in the first place. Because he moved a table? Frick that.
      Movie is only good for Vincent D'Onofrio. Didn't even realize it was him the first time I saw it. Great effects work and acting.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Compare that to the other guys who killed multiple aliens for no other reason than they were aliens, at least J had a reason.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ut I find no reason as to why the latter chose the former in the first place
        Because he was the best available candidate.
        Maybe the whole interview sequence is lacking, but I think it's clear what it's trying to communicate: Jay thinks outside the box.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >girl who is lost carrying her brothers books

      Congratulations, you just killed a child.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That'll be 2 weeks suspension with pay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better safe than sorry.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he failed all the tests why did they let him in?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because K wanted him, the rest of the candidates were just there in case he changed his mind.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im druk
      >youre hired

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the only one who thinks outside the box in every instance. Even if his method is unorthodox (dragging the table), he's the only one willing to step outside what's expected and do it. It's implied through dialogue that K was the same way during his initiation by Zed.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was shitposting but he demonstrated he's capable of thinking on his feet and questioning normie assumptions.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if she was asian i wouldn't had shot, because asian kids are often geniuses and shit, but she ain't asian, she is white, and on top of that, blonde.
    i would shot her even if hse was an adult blonde woman.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we need to explain reasons that are already explained in the movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are incapable of introspection

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or attention.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just an alien studying physics shouldn't have shot anyone.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    blacks really are scared of books arent they?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most Black person kids nowadays have never read a book.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          when did they ever?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing or sparing Tiffany was irrelevant. The other candidates were mindlessly taking the test at face value and Jay panicked and was able to talk his way out of it. The purpose of the tests were to find people that can think unconventionally.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The MIB are basically the FBI for extra-terrestrials. Their job is partially to keep the existence of aliens a secret, but that have ways of dealing with that that. Not every alien that takes a walk down the street is a threat, so the other agents were lighting up aliens that could have just been visitors who got lost. The little girl, on the other hand, was intentionally in disguise and so was at the very least an alien spy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the tests were there to see if people thought outside the box, ie pulling the table over to complete the test, shooting the girl. All the other candidates were basically by the book boiler plate people who had no chance of being in the MIB because what MIB wants is people who are able to think on the fly and not consult a fricking manual because aliens dont play by rule books and they engage in subversive behaviours.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but K had to hire J because he got his father killed when he was a child. 3rd film turned him into a goddamn nepo hire...

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, he wasn't right, he simply made the most unique decision and could explain his thought process, Zed didn't need to hear why all other guys shot whom. It didn't matter whether it was right or wrong because he's only one who didn't just start blasting freaks under assumption of everything he doesn't understand or doesn't look like him is a threat, which is exactly what MIB needs, and he also was put on the spot because during target practice the assumption is the fact that you have to shoot something, anything, because these tests are designed to be annoying. There's a theory that because Tiffany is the only moving target she was a correct choice, but I think it was a purely visual choice not necessairly confirming or disproving the theory, because, it's fricking dumb to imagine MIB do their target practice on Tiffanies, it was made purely to zoom in on the shot without making it look weird with how camera works throughout the movie and looks cooler.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In addition to this he shot her specifically to show his attention to detail about her books and how the targets can be interpreted etc, which ultimately led them to hire him until the 3rd movie kinda retcons it into nepotism

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person moment but the good white boomers gave him an out (thanks guys!)

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when police shooting innocent people was played for laughs

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >charming guy gets the job by making up bullshit at the interview and knowing a friend of the recruiter
    Very realistic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also chased down an encephalopod on foot.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile please look here

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i-is that a w-white person walking around with books at night? AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME PEELEMAN!
    even if he correctly assumed that the aliens were not necessarily threats, the girl still could have been just another peaceful alien with a disguise it didn't fully understand, or even just an actual girl who befriended the aliens, but he had to be all like "forgive me Yakub for I am about to shoot the whyte womyn" and then give some Black explanation how she is walking in the wrong neighbourhood, therefore she needed to die
    K wanted him because he didn't want so sier yes sir jarhead and saw J in action but he was still dumbass who should have been send to the cotton fields
    or maybe it's just a comedy movie

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >little white girl in the hood after dark with a quantum physics book

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and no.
    1. The tests didn't really matter. K wanted him, and seemed to have alot of pull with Z, so he was in regardless
    2. The test is about mindset. The army guys seemed to think mib was XCOM, when it's really probation officer/immigration/diplomatic services.

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