was Jurassic Pork a good movie?

was Jurassic Pork a good movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her sitting on your face and suffocating you to death haha that would be funny

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn, I love women so much bros

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you talking jurassic park or jurassic world?
    park was a great movie, world not so much.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This image implies the Therinosaur is about to frick the shit out of Bryce Dallas Howard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay money to watch that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder if theres any SFM content like that. if anyone has it please link it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What dinosaur is that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Assasaurus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ass2assaurus

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, how old was she in The Village......

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i watched it with my family in cinemas and it was straight up offensive how bad it was. And i liked World 1 honestly. Just the same nostalgia carousel where nothing makes sense and nothing is of any substance, like all the other remakes.
    The scene in your pic was the only good one but its useless since it completely disconnected from the whole movie

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is photoshopped right? there's no way women's hips are that wide compared to their shoulders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She has a huge mommy ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about BDH's architecture

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hehe boobs

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Built for melaninsaurs

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      terrible morphs

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good:
    >65 million years ago prologue (and they took, it out for some reason!)
    >The initial scene where Grant, Ian, and Laura Dern all meet each other actually felt like the characters being themselves but everything after that was stupid
    >Dinosaurs weren't moronicly smart for once, at least compared to the other 2 JW movies.
    >Heterosexual relationships and no blatant gay shit, though you could see an implied one at the very end. Very clearly meant to get through the Chinese censors.
    >Once the characters meet up and they're going around in the forest and tunnels running from dinosaurs it actually felt like a JP movie
    >Therinzinosaurus scene
    >Dimetrodon scene
    >Sam Neil has barely aged in the last 30 years
    >Quetzalcoaltlus
    >Dodgson death scene even if it was a shameless ripoff/callback
    >Practical effects that didn't look stupidly out of place like in other "OMG PRACTICAL EFFECTS ARE BACK" movies (Star Wars TFA)
    >Annoying Asian girl and comedy relief mutt sidekick were only in it for a few minutes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Last Good Part 2:
      >Finally acknowledging Lost World/JP3/Sorna exist, even if it eliminates the premise of the last movie
      >Malcolm having 5 kids presumably with different women and not seeing any of them felt in-character

      Bad
      >Dinosaur global apocalypse was dumb (basically premise #! of the movie)
      >genetically modified Locust apocalypse was an interesting premise for another movie and actually felt like something right out of Crichton he would have explored in an alternate universe where he didn’t leave us so soon, but the writers and feel of the movie couldn't combine it successfully into the film
      >Chris Pratt’s Jedi Force hand move constantly showing up and even being used by other characters on any dinosaur now. It BARELY works on the raptors he spent years training, stfu with that shit.
      >Laura Dern looks like she’s having her soul sucked out of her
      >Malcolm chaos rants were subpar especially compared to the books, the writers needed to do better
      >Lack of gore. Modern PG-13 is bloodless for some reason.
      >Malta Star Wars Cantina was stupid
      >Treating Giganotosaurus like an evil dino like it was the Indomitus Rex, when it was just being a dino and did absolutely nothing wrong.
      >Dr. Wu being all “SOWWY” and getting away with everything
      >Dodgson and his mannerisms were just bizarre. Was he supposed to be parodying Tim Cook or something? Dodgson should have just been a sneaky academic thug like he was in the books
      >Grumpy strong black lesbian woman who don't need no man with a heart of gold. It's so 2020 it took me right out of the movie every scene she was in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bad part 2
        >Clone Girl was annoying
        >Malcolm and Laura Dern infiltrating a lab in Hazmats just felt wrong. It didn’t feel like the same characters as the original film, and they simply had jumped the shark by this point.
        >The equally predictable black scientist man who was a goodguy. I knew he was betraying Tim Cook from the moment they showed him because you can't have bad black characters in modern Hollywood movies
        >Jeff Goldblum throwing a fire spear
        >ANOTHER Rex and other big “good” dinosaur teamup like it’s a Toho kaiju movie.
        >Clone girl being a product of her mother in 2007 was stupid and made her grandpas grief in the last movie feel less justified. She was a grown woman not a little kid you wouldn't just try to replace her. Needlessly convoluted inclusion.

        Basically, they should have taken out the "techno thriller" element. I know Crichton was fond of that genre and the novel Lost World was part techno thriller, but the modern writers can't successfully combine it with dinosaur action. Speilberg knew his limits, which is why he made Lost World pure dinosaur stuff. Also remove clone girl and strong black lesbian woman. Reduce the runtime to an hour and a half. Make it the characters on an adventure in the bio-sanctuary with BioSyn poacher badguys in the periphery.

        That being said, It was not as bad as critics were making it, especially compared to current year where you get bafflingly awful things like Lion King 2019, Halo TV series, Eternals, and Obi-Wan series. I’m not sure why critics are ripping it so bad. At least it wasn't a le subversion of expectations like FK was bordering on.

        Also, this breaks the chain of JP movies being released in order of quality. JP > Lost World > JP 3 > Jurassic World > Dominion > Fallen Kingdom. Of course books > all and RIP Crichton

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>Lack of gore. Modern PG-13 is bloodless for some reason.

        again, because china

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This will absolutely sell our movie

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that bunda

  16. 2 years ago
    scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid)

    >was Jurassic Pork a good movie?
    Nop

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