Nah she looks much worse, much older and like she doesn’t take care of herself. Michael is in good shape, nice hair and his face doesn’t look like a wrinkles t shirt
what's this scene again?
is this when he promised the college tuition for all those poor kids and didn't had the money?
because that was the lowest he ever gotten
who cares about them? they are all blacks you know? it's not like they would finish colege or anything
This scene is when Pam tries to set up Michael with a friend, but Michael was in love with a dead furniture magazine model
The moment nig said 'I could be the next President Obama' then proceeded to get up and do some jigaboo dance should have been Michael's que to get up and walk out. This would have alleviated all embarrassment for him.
>The moment nig said 'I could be the next President Obama' then proceeded to get up and do some jigaboo dance
I've seen this happen in real time, that person then proceeded not to finish the most basic assignments given to them
I always wondered what a casting call for a role like this is. She's supposed to be ugly in the script (and she really is), but it's also a real actress. Does she just know she's hideous and accepts these roles for a paycheck despite debasing herself?
Michael was a coomer that could easily do better and did. His wife, Jan, the girl pam and jim try to set him up with and the married woman he ends up dating instead.
He didn't really go low in this episode, because this is technically not Michael yet, but David Brent. First season was just a reshoot of the original britbong office.
It's Pam's fault because she knew that Michael wouldn't be attracted to a woman like this and she still set up the date regardless. Also Holly was his age and she had good features, this woman is just not attractive. I'd keep as frick buddy though.
>like 10 years his senior at least, definitely can’t have kids and he always says he wants kids >2 points below him minimum on a 10-point scale
Michael was absolutely right to bail on this date and get pissed at whoever set him up on it
I was literally as lonely as possible, but even I have my standards. I was in a 1v1 situation and I behaved exactly the same way and just walked away slowly. After time and loneliness, I was able to find a girl who suits me
Michael literally did the right thing. What should he have done? Start dating someone he doesn't like and endure just so as not to be lonely? After a while, he would simply hate her, and she obviously does not deserve such an attitude. It would be a waste of nerves and time for both
>it's another "hideous Cinemaphile incels cope with their miserable lives by tearing down perfectly average looking women" episode
You people are so catty and insecure. It's almost funny.
i remember her from the larry the cable guy jeff foxworthy sketch comedy show. it was crap but i used to watch it back when Comedy Central always played it. her and the fat black guy (who is the voice of Uncle Ruckus i believe) were the only funny ones on it
she looks old and gross, michael mogs her. He did nothing wrong.
She literally looks like what michael would look like if he was a woman.
Whatever you say washed up mid 30s woman. Don't forget to feed your cats before passing out from your 2nd bottle of wine lol
Nah she looks much worse, much older and like she doesn’t take care of herself. Michael is in good shape, nice hair and his face doesn’t look like a wrinkles t shirt
Nah, he's unironically out of her league, at least lookswise. She's too old.
She's like an uglier and older Charlotte Gainsbourg
it's the bangs. girls shouldn't have them at all, ever, but especially not after age 3.
Finally someone who says it, only time I see women having that shitty hairstyle is when they are 5heads.
Bands are fine, the real problem is you don't wear your hair behind your ears unless you have a really pretty face.
Way below Michael's standard.
what's this scene again?
is this when he promised the college tuition for all those poor kids and didn't had the money?
because that was the lowest he ever gotten
who cares about them? they are all blacks you know? it's not like they would finish colege or anything
This scene is when Pam tries to set up Michael with a friend, but Michael was in love with a dead furniture magazine model
The moment nig said 'I could be the next President Obama' then proceeded to get up and do some jigaboo dance should have been Michael's que to get up and walk out. This would have alleviated all embarrassment for him.
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>The moment nig said 'I could be the next President Obama' then proceeded to get up and do some jigaboo dance
I've seen this happen in real time, that person then proceeded not to finish the most basic assignments given to them
can't blame him, I'm in my 30s and look good af, most women in their 30s look old and their are not getting any younger
same brother
Hello my fellow millennial chads. How many zoomer pussies have you creampied?
>I'm in my 30s and look good af
>peak body performance
>not balding
>good skin
>people get surprised when I say i am 30
Cope for some, not for me
get surprised when I say i am 30
And you wonder why you can't get laid lmao
do I?
lmfao. same. like i feel fkn euphoric. like literally EVERY girl older than me, i mog. and any girl over 25 i mog. lmfao.
I'm a mid in my mid 30s and tell girls I'm 50+. This trick has absolutely gotten me with girls above my league. People are weird.
She looks like she’d like to be kissed around her neck while she wrapped her legs around me.
I always wondered what a casting call for a role like this is. She's supposed to be ugly in the script (and she really is), but it's also a real actress. Does she just know she's hideous and accepts these roles for a paycheck despite debasing herself?
They just tell them not to apply make up. Then they comb some bangs and some bad lightning. 90% of women are ugly without tricks.
Because she’s a comedy actor that knows what she looks like and was likely made to look as unappealing as possible
>and was likely made to look as unappealing as possible
How? By simply not covering her face with makeup?
>the butterface convention is in town
someone as lonely as michael wouldnt care tbh
>oh no, shes like, my age
just moronation
bro that woman is like mid af for real, what are you on about?
be a hermit for 20 years before posting
>someone as lonely as michael wouldnt care tbh
Most of them are lonely because like Michael, their standards are too high.
Michael was a coomer that could easily do better and did. His wife, Jan, the girl pam and jim try to set him up with and the married woman he ends up dating instead.
His lowest point was putting Prince Family Paper out of business.
He didn't really go low in this episode, because this is technically not Michael yet, but David Brent. First season was just a reshoot of the original britbong office.
This is like season four or five my friend
>This is like season four or five my friend
This episode first aired nearly 15 years ago.
It's Pam's fault because she knew that Michael wouldn't be attracted to a woman like this and she still set up the date regardless. Also Holly was his age and she had good features, this woman is just not attractive. I'd keep as frick buddy though.
She's cute, I'd be thrilled to give her a smooch.
This bit would've made a lot more sense with S1 Michael. Later Michael is so groomed and clean that any woman would've dated him without hesitation.
>like 10 years his senior at least, definitely can’t have kids and he always says he wants kids
>2 points below him minimum on a 10-point scale
Michael was absolutely right to bail on this date and get pissed at whoever set him up on it
Michael is in his mid40s in that scene, man.
And he looked good and still does now. The single mom from the 40 Year Old virgin mogs her too. Get real.
>And he looked good and still does now
Because the show ditched his look from the first season.
>character's look changes over course of show
very common. doesn't change the fact that the woman in OP is ugly and barren.
And she looks like she’s in her mid-50s
Didn't she have massive knockers? Prime milf frick
I was literally as lonely as possible, but even I have my standards. I was in a 1v1 situation and I behaved exactly the same way and just walked away slowly. After time and loneliness, I was able to find a girl who suits me
Michael literally did the right thing. What should he have done? Start dating someone he doesn't like and endure just so as not to be lonely? After a while, he would simply hate her, and she obviously does not deserve such an attitude. It would be a waste of nerves and time for both
that actress was funny as the crazy b***h on Wrecked, that TBS show with Zach from Whitest Kids from a few years ago
for some reason i always misremembered this part being played by Mary Scheer from Mad TV, guess its not her but she has a Mary Scheer vibe
>it's another "hideous Cinemaphile incels cope with their miserable lives by tearing down perfectly average looking women" episode
You people are so catty and insecure. It's almost funny.
>perfectly average looking women
kek she’s probably a funny lady irl and could get dick from that, but the joke in the show is that she’s uggo
>t. seething roastie
He has to walk around the likes of Pam all day. It broke his standards
pam should be moved to good tier, rashida to alright tier, mindy and british lady to gross tier, michael's waifu up to alright tier.
>Holly
>poor
did you watch another show than me? She's really hot.
Nellie should be on " I'd rather kill myself" tier
i remember her from the larry the cable guy jeff foxworthy sketch comedy show. it was crap but i used to watch it back when Comedy Central always played it. her and the fat black guy (who is the voice of Uncle Ruckus i believe) were the only funny ones on it
I remember thinking at that time real zing Ron White was the smart one in the group for refusing to sell out and have any part of that crap show lol
Steve Carrell's hair transplant was well done and a good decision for him
I'd hit it
I bet she's mad in the sack