Was Ross in the wrong to keep count?

Was Ross in the wrong to keep count?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like a dispassionate American thing to do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free right off the bat.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After 10 times I'd stop caring

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had sex with my wife about 240 times... over the last ten years.
    It's not fair.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how many times per year?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not that great at math, are you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you need to factor in diminishing returns moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, it's been steady all the way through.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        10 years × 12 months × sex twice(2) a month = 240

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          twice a month isn't that bad honestly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's really not, especially if they've been married for 10 years and are still going at it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              twice a month isn't that bad honestly

              Average is once a week. I’ve been with my wife for 8 years and we still go at it three or four times a week most weeks. She’s got a healthy sex drive and with a little CBD we go at it all night. Can’t wait for the long weekend to frick her brains out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Average is once a week
                I would love that honestly. Before kids we fricked like rabbits any time of day anywhere. Now so my stipulations need to be met twice a month is the average.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's a great measure of strength in a relationship.

            That's terrible.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Gay sex doesn't count anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the amount of sex me and the ol ball n chain was having wasn't enough but my memory is shit so I started to write on a calendar everytime we fricked for a year. Sufficient to say it wasn't all that much so on new years eve I brought it up with receipts(didn't show her the calendar just told her the amount). It didn't go over well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have a women and we don't have sex for like 2 years and counting
      She has crippling anxiety tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What’s she anxious about? Having the highest standard of living in human history? Geez she needs Jesus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Having nothing to do destroys the human soul, anon, it doesn't matter the living qualities and the tech level

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then find something to do. It’s not hard

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It is when you have anxiety lad, that's the whole point of having a word to describe the feeling of not being able to do things

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could have sex with her less often, if you really tried.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I've had sex with my wife about 240 times... over the last ten years.

      Man that's terrible. Me and my wife are well over 1000 in the last nine years. And we had a kid in that time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've had sex with my wife roughly 3,800 times over 12 years. Banged one out on lunch break about 2 hours ago. Why would you put up with her holding your dick hostage?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they're not profligates using contraception and control the size of their family in ethical ways.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I only want to have sex once a week, its a real chore sometimes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      be honest gay
      Are you or have you become physically unfit during that time?
      I make sure to keep in decent shape so that my wife doesn't have that excuse

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ross deserved so much better

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My gf gets upset with me if I point out that sex has been infrequent over the course of a month

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, at least every other day is the bare minimum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, at least every other day is the bare minimum

      I'm the opposite. I'm so tired of her and she keeps baggering me for more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PIVOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    But seriously, frick moving friends belongings unless that is your occupation. It is a crucible that will test you patience with any person that you suffer through.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the sexy girl were unrealistic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she needs to arch her back more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >genuine kino
      i like joey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jennifer Aniston, the eternal 7.75.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of the funniest joke on television, ever
      The buildup is just knowing Joey's character, and the scene is free payoff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is literally cheesecake kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      americans eat food from the floor

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is constantly bugging me for sex or nagging me. I Don't want to have sex everyday. It is really annoying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is very lame and uncool. It's like counting how many times you went out with your friends. Basically you turn something that is supposed to be fun into numbers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lowlifes will borrow money and ask for favors then act perplexed that you would like it returned. keep your eyes open.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me an my wife have been together for 10+ years, so thats 3650 day not including leap years. Id say we have had sex roughly 45% of those days, so 1,643 times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and it hasn't been fun for the past 1600 times

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We have a Whal massager and she gets on top of me and places it on her clit and puts my penis in her, she lays down and enjoys the massager, and I enjoy her vegana vibrating, and when she is done she uses it on my penis and I explode. 10/10

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >needing toys to get your wife off

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >not having sex at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      does she just lie there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kind sorta? She moans loud and wraps her legs around me, but I do most of the work, she used to lick my butthole as deep as she could, but that pretty much stopped when the kid came

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >she used to lick my butthole as deep as she could
          Rolling the dice on 11 different serious diseases, some that won't show up for a long time. No thanks.

          FUN FACT
          there are almost zero (0) examples of eating ass in heterosexual porn before the 2000's.
          It is found pretty much only in extreme gay porn, prior to the 2000's.
          And even then, it was very rare.

          Who is responsible for the change?
          Who?

          ...and why?

          Really makes you think.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            jews

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you can keep count it’s because you’re not doing it enough.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a Monica gf for that period of time and she was down for it that number would have been in the thousands, if not more.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else coom hard when Rachel was spying on a naked guy.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's and dumb to keep track of how many times you banged your gf. Keeping track on how many times you banged someone else's gf tho....

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How fo you guys have sex with the same woman multiple times a week? I get bored of a woman after i cum in her, at least sexually, for at least one week. And no, i’ve never been in a long term serious relationship and i think this is exactly the problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      having sex with someone you love is a very different experience than a hook up or banging someone JUST because they’re hot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When i love a girl it’s hard for me to see her sexually at all. Like the two feelings are completely different.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your brain has probably been damaged by porn

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah probably, i don’t even watch it anymore but i spend all my teenage years fapping to porn/hentai before anybody knew of the dangers. To this day porn can essily feel more arousing to me than actually having sex with a hot woman IRL.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it’s the porn man. Shit is a health pandemic. We’re just now starting to realize the negative effects of on demand free any type of porn.

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              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah i’ve had a very high standards on looks of a woman ever since my early 20’s. Like most of my friends would describe some girl as hot and i would only see her as mid. I was also suprised by how average looking girls they would try to bang. I was never even some ”fap to porn four times a day develop an erectile dysfunction” porn addict, i just had a natural knack for finding the good shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sorry m8 but that's fricked up ---- maybe you're batting for the other team but haven't realized it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah i think it’s because is see sexuality as porn and love as a romantic movie (that has no sex). I need to find the warm, good willed part of sexuality.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You truly have to be in love with someone to want to frick them every single day for life. The feeling is different even. If it’s love, you feel like you are “making love” to them, not “fricking” them. It’s this warm, fuzzy feeling. Casual sex with just someone you are attracted to, but do not love, feels more like masturbation. It’s still hot, but it isn’t “making love”.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, guess it’s just really hard for me to fall in love with a girl then. I wonder why that is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How can you play basketball with the same guys every week?
      This is what you sound like, virgin. It's not porn. It's a team sport.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never come close to having sex or even going out with a woman. I've never had a female acquaintance aside from relatives. I also used to think Friends was normie garbage but I now think it's alright. Later seasons obviously aren't as good, but it's still watchable, especially compared to other sitcoms later in their lifespans.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder the average volume of each ejaculation is 3-5ml … meaning Ross dumped around picrel of cum into Rachel’s body.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whh are married men so cucked? Is it really inevitable?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it really inevitable?
      Let me lay it out for you anon.
      >anon is dating qt3.14
      >not legally tied down so if she decides to stop putting out you can leave for greener pasture very little penalty
      >so sex continues at regular basis until marriage
      >qt3.14 no longer needs put out on the reg as you are fricked 7 ways to Sunday if you decide to leave her
      Obviously lots of other things can factor in but as a married guy you have very few options that aren't very painful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone dating a woman is gay
      >i'm so glad i don't have to date anymore
      all men that are dating say this and it's gay. they all crave the safety and security of some ugly woman's decaying c**t

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't blame them anon
      Society is just not shaped for "family time" anymore.
      It's all about living the day, "having your freedom", "think about yourself", "YOU can make it"
      It stopped being family first a while ago.
      The decline in birth will only prove this wrong in 20 or so more years and by then it will be too late to stop it
      Companies don't really care about humanity.
      Living solo and "having freedom" is literally the opposite way if you want humanity so survive, you need responsabilities and a family, but that's a hard sell to zoomers and millenials
      And mind you
      I'm saying it's the ONLY way.
      No "some people can have freedom and some people can have families", that doesn't work either and what you complain about is the product of it

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That means Emma was conceived on the 299th time they had sex. And when they fricked in the finale, that was the 300th time.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep count and i occasionally tell my wife the number nut shes ocd so if its odd she'll jump me to make it even

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but how exactly is the sex counted? For example, if you cum twice in a session do you count it as 1 or 2? If you have sex in the morning and then again in the evening is it 1 or 2? Are blowjobs counted as sex?

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