Connie was a good one. They just didn't seem to know what to do with her role in the show's latter half. Gem missions were kind of petering out, so outside of swinging a sword once or twice all her training and working with Steven as a team didn't have much payoff.
Connie started off as a fun idea; Steven's nerdy human friend who lived a sheltered life, being pushed out of her boundaries by her adventures with Steven and slowly learning to cut back. The problem is that they fully got past all of that in early season 2 and then just clearly had no idea what to do with her afterwards. And episode like Sworn to the Sword should have happened way later in the show's run after Connie had a lot of time to adjust and come out of her shell.
They could have done that in a million other ways without completely developing Connie all the way through like that. They even could have played up an angle with Connie clearly getting overwhelmed by the training and Pearl pushing her too hard because she was still just a nerdy kid only just coming out of her shell.
No, Connie is a bad influence on Steven. Her mundane existence was enough to convince Steven of not controlling the gem empire and leaving Beach City to bum around like Greg did in his youth. For what? To be a human? Steven learned this in the original series, that he is both a gem and a human. Future makes him reject a part of himself because of muh trauma and muh PTSD. Frick off with that. Steven never shown any PTSD before Future because he didn't have any. Connie is just a symptom of the show telling Steven to pick one side. Almost every gem is crazy yet most humans are down the earth (Ronaldo's the "craziest" a human gets in SU, and he's just a Redditor)
And why not? Steven has more than enough resources to keep her fat and happy.
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She probably accepted the proposal here. Priyanka might look down on her though
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Does she wear a dress
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Mostly after pants just become a hassle. Connie's comfort is the name of Steven's game.
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It’s nice to have a plump brown girl ready with dinner after a day of dealing with Little Homeschool
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How big does she get
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Considerably vast, but never too heavy for her doting husband to lift in his arms.
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It’s from taste testing her meals too much in addition to her more sedentary lifestyle. Not to mention she’s felt free to relax after marriage
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It's easy for her to relax with Steven tending to her every need. He even imports books and puzzles from across the galaxy so she never gets bored.
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And it’s not like she really worries about her figure anymore with Steven always willing to buy her larger dresses after she outgrows whatever she last had. He seems to like her more plush body anyway
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He absolutely does, and he constantly makes sure she knows it, in ways both emotional and physical. Especially physical.
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Imagine the first time he came home to her in her sweats and one of his t shirts because nothing else would fit her. He would have been practically dry humping her
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>She's a bit nervous about how frumpy she must look because she's never outgrown ALL her clothes before >He takes one look at her and his expression immediately sinks into doe-eyed lovestruck bliss
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It’s the most forward with her he has ever been, openly kissing her with no hint, feeling her hefty butt through the sweats and their bellies colliding all on his couch.
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All possible concerns about her weight vanished that night, replaced with thoughts of Steven's boundless passion for her growing figure. And grow it would.
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Connie does like the idea of letting go, and with her new role as a housewife she does have an ample amount of free time, especially when she’s started taking up baking. Her favorite part is tasting although she struggles with not leaving just crumbs behind
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Reminds me of one idea that was meant to say why Connie wasn’t in Future. That she had gotten fat and didn’t want Steven to see her
She was good when she was the normal human perspective, and they had that dynamic where Steven craved her mundane human shit as much as she craved his exciting gem shit.
Then it became so lopsided it was like Connie was trying to live vicariously through Steven. Even her swordplay and martial arts was worthless against Gem opponents without fusing with Steven to get his super strength and shields to back it up.
Alternatively Steven fattens her up in Future to keep her to himself
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Alternatively alternatively, she’s already chunked up naturally thanks to his influence by that point, and it awakens something within him.
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>Steven looking up BBW porn because of Connie’s new body
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>It’s not enough for him >It needs to be Connie >She needs to be as big as them >No, she needs to be even bigger >His influence got her this big without him realizing, but what if he actually tried…?
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>Connie only as chubby as Amethyst or so >Steven’s foray into porn has him wanting her to outweigh him >Focuses on having Connie over LOTR, stocking up on snacks for her to mindlessly chew on as she studies or watches tv with him
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Imagine Connie saw his Internet history
>Connie realizes Steven likes ‘em big >She’s been pretty comfortable with the chub she’s already accumulated, thanks to Amethyst >Getting as big as these girls, or even bigger, though… >It actually sounds kind of appealing >Maybe she’ll give it a shot, though she won’t let him know right away >Gotta see how much she actually enjoys it in practice first…
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Would she quit her athletic activities
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>Does the county farting contest count as an athletic activity?
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Would Connie be gassy
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No. A lifetime of curry and other Indian colon-blasters has given her an iron stomach.
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I prefer her being a shy gassy plump girl
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Only the most intensive calorie-burning ones. She plans things out enough to know she’s going to need to maintain SOME physical activity to support her incoming poundage.
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She’ll probably stick to just jogging a around her neighborhood before lunch
This looks absolutely nothing like Connie. Hell, they didn't couldn't even be bothered to use the eyedrop tool to, at the absolute minimum, get the same skin tone.
No. Connie had no friends, moved around constantly, was a doormat for her mom's whims, and was learning about boats of all things as a distraction. She was rescued from a life that she was already in the process of hating.
If you were an Indian from a middling to low-tier caste who actually busted your ass hard enough to end up in the United States AND have a decent career as something as respectable as being a family doctor, you would not, under any circumstance, allow your daughter to be pawned off to a fat swarthy little moron with israeli hair and a father who lives in a van. Seeing Connie's mother even acknowledge Steven's existence, let alone tolerate some sort of romantic chemistry between them, was even more unrealistic than the giant space aliens.
A fair and numerically powerful point, Heavy Ice Cream Man, but consider this - Steven is not just any run of the mill husky hobo spawn, he's a savior of men and an intergalactic ruler of gems. A king of two worlds. All of Earth would kneel if only he made his claim.
It's actually absurd to think Connie could find a better suitor than a master of space.
Understandable take with outstanding digits. However, keep in mind that Steven is a literal Space Rock Jesus King while his father has resently become a multi-millionare, and is humble enough to not waste it. Longevity, security, and wealth has been secured for future generations before your daughter has even finished high school.
She has not yet joined the harem, though after 107 consecutive arm-wrestling losses to both Perichad and Chadpis Chadzuli, she's seriously considering it.
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She trains the girls
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crying in a corner cause Chadven is only interested in humans
It happens over the course of their first time with Steven, growing stronger and more aggressive. By the time they both finish, the Chadsformation is complete. Each successive time enhances the effect, which is how Connie remains the alpha girl even after Jasper submits to the process.
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Does Connie ever go to town on the lower girls?
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She enjoys reminding the others of their place. The girls lack Steven's Chadsforming properties, so there's no inherent risk to her position. Mostly she just prefers to mog them, but if she's particularly horny and Steven's "busy," she'll grab whoever's nearby and blow off some steam.
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Does she make them eat her out?
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Depends on whether or not she's feeling hungry herself.
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Do she and Steven ever share?
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Not much point to having a whole harem if you're always going to stick to one at a time.
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Who’s hold be his second favorite after Connie?
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I'd say Peridot and Lapis are tied for that position, given how attached he already was to them before the Chaddening.
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Did Lapis get Chaddened?
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Yes, Steven can Chadsform Gems as well as humans.
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I like to think Chadpis keeps trying to assert dominance and fails
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She desires Connie's position, but even her Chad-enhanced hydrokinesis is no match for Connie's alpha-girl power. Her every attempt plays out like Downpour vs. Aquaman in JLU. Steven permits it because he enjoys the show and the resulting sight of Connie's shirts getting soaked.
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Every time Connie always ends up pinning her down, usually up and close to Steven’s crotch for him to frick her in unconsciousness
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I think will be better if he only chadforms humans, in that way, he could create a whole new race of super humans, who would help him to take over the homeworld beating of all the gems.
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He only Chadsforms Gems he knows are loyal to him.
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yeah, but I still think on it. I don't know if there is going to be more gems that are loyal to him (like jasper). I think all of them would try to stop him, and that's when Connie and the rest of the harem comes to play.
Is it still a crossover thing
Well, after conquer his universe, he would probably go for the other ones, I can't imagine other characters who would be more powerful than him, except for the villains.
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Who would he start with
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Kipo
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All of them seems easy to conquer, so he probably would choose some random one. But I think the girls from their respective universe would beg him for conquering their ones.
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I’m gonna say start with Tulip since I love nerd girls getting a shredded
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Yeah, that could be a good start. Also, if she meets him when she was still in the train, then is going to end with her full body covered by numbers, which is going to give her a combination of colors between pink and green.
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Plus she would pretty vulnerable what with the parents of hers
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Time for Steven to get her Cinemaphile
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And pink. I wish I could know how to do muscle edits.
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She looks cute
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Nice job coloring her lines too. That's pretty important
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except for Jasper, she is probably the only one who would be happy to see Steven becoming the new emperor of the universe
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Is it still a crossover thing
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Despite her co-beta position, tied for third with Lapis in strength and muscle mass, Peridot remains the shortest of the harem, but she struts her now-five-foot frame with the pride and confidence of a towering colossus.
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Is Spinel a part?
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But of course! She may well be a third beta, in fact. She's certainly close enough to him.
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I like to think she’s the closest able to beat Connie
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Her powers do actually give her more of a chance than Lapis, but even wrapping Connie up like a mummy won't hold back her strength.
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What about when she kisses Connie with a stretched out tongue
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Then Connie grabs her tongue, pulls her in close and holds her tight, and shows her that when you try to kiss Chadnie, Alpha Girl of the Chadven Harem, you COMMIT TO IT.
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How hard does she force it
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>Star getting CHADdened as a way to replace her lost magic
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well she has a muscle fetish, so she would DEFINITELY go for that.
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She will be probably the most dangerous from the harem. I mean, she was already crazy, but now with the chadness power... damn.
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Did Lapis get Chaddened?
Just a point of clarification I want to make on the terms I've slung around in this thread:
>The Chaddening: the event in which Steven ascended to Chadhood and began his harem >Chadsformation: the process through which Steven turns those who join his harem into Chads
How hard does she force it
Hard enough that Spinel's going to be doing more squashing than stretching, if you know what I mean.
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Did he Chadform any other Gems
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The ones that join his harem, yes. So, so far that's Lapis, Peridot, Spinel, and eventually Jasper.
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Hot
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It amuses me that, being the last to join, Chadsper would effectively be the LEAST muscular girl in the harem despite being the buffest to begin with.
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I like to think she gets bullied
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Oh yes. Lapis and Peridot in particular love rubbing their superior size and strength in her face. Ofttimes literally.
Sure, but Amethyst was a worse influence on Steven. >"God, she must weigh twice as much as I do..." >"I bet her farts could clear an alley of stray cats." >"... The hell is wrong with me?"
He could have been, but thanks to Connies levelheadness (early seasons) he became a good influence. The key for such things is always a balance between work and fun. Before Connie was all work due to her abusive mother and Steven was all fun due to his hippy dad.
Homeworld Gems have warp technology and a space-faring civilization that spans the cosmos but Connie goes to Space Camp on Earth where the residents don't even believe the moon is real.
Why was Connie such a b***h about the whole "take me instead" incident? It wasn't a choice between her helping him fight the powah or not, it was "he goes" or "you all die". Probably the dumbest fake conflict in the show, and that's saying something.
This ruined her character for me. I found her to be a spoiled b***h who was only hanging out with Steven for what he could do for her and not because she actually cared for him. >why didn't you take me with you so I could say I saved the day?
>Fat Connie from Steven just taking the lead and getting shit done, leaving her on the sidelines and her not fighting or training at all. >Muscle Connie from Connie training even more and residual power from being Stevonnie.
>>Fat Connie from Steven just taking the lead and getting shit done, leaving her on the sidelines and her not fighting or training at all. >Naturally Chadven by Future, in here it’s Fat Connie trying to cling on to her space god boyfriend
Connie knows she’s become a porker, but she also knows it’s just what her boyfriend wants and if she doesn’t wants to keep on getting Murderwiener jr, when’s gonna need buy XXXL undies
I love how they tried to dial back the fact that Steven was a total fat ass as the show went on. It's like they wanted to do fat acceptance, but also didn't want to get flack for portraying some slob as a good person.
First they stopped having Steven eat so much, then they literally reduced his size. He went from a fat 10 year old to a weird dwarf creature along with Connie.
Everyone in the show is a bad influence on everyone else because they're all shitty people. May as well ask if Mr. Garrison was a bad influence on Cartman or visa versa.
Connie was a bad influence on this show.
The only good part of SU is Yellowroom's Connie porn.
It wasn't bad but I prefer the Gregonnie stuff
True
Connie was a good one. They just didn't seem to know what to do with her role in the show's latter half. Gem missions were kind of petering out, so outside of swinging a sword once or twice all her training and working with Steven as a team didn't have much payoff.
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Connie started off as a fun idea; Steven's nerdy human friend who lived a sheltered life, being pushed out of her boundaries by her adventures with Steven and slowly learning to cut back. The problem is that they fully got past all of that in early season 2 and then just clearly had no idea what to do with her afterwards. And episode like Sworn to the Sword should have happened way later in the show's run after Connie had a lot of time to adjust and come out of her shell.
Sworn to the Sword had a lot to do with further establishing Pearl's fanatical relationship with Rose/Pink.
They could have done that in a million other ways without completely developing Connie all the way through like that. They even could have played up an angle with Connie clearly getting overwhelmed by the training and Pearl pushing her too hard because she was still just a nerdy kid only just coming out of her shell.
FPBP, also Stevonnie is the worst thing the show has produced, that thingmakes me wanna hurl and i'm not even joking
The whole party ep and her being in the right was so stupid. Made no sense
fpbp
No, Connie is a bad influence on Steven. Her mundane existence was enough to convince Steven of not controlling the gem empire and leaving Beach City to bum around like Greg did in his youth. For what? To be a human? Steven learned this in the original series, that he is both a gem and a human. Future makes him reject a part of himself because of muh trauma and muh PTSD. Frick off with that. Steven never shown any PTSD before Future because he didn't have any. Connie is just a symptom of the show telling Steven to pick one side. Almost every gem is crazy yet most humans are down the earth (Ronaldo's the "craziest" a human gets in SU, and he's just a Redditor)
>try to make her into a dynamic knight character
>in a show about pacifism and negotiation
lmao
Should have been a fat chick
I prefer housewife Connie
The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive.
Fat tradwife Connie?
And why not? Steven has more than enough resources to keep her fat and happy.
She probably accepted the proposal here. Priyanka might look down on her though
Does she wear a dress
Mostly after pants just become a hassle. Connie's comfort is the name of Steven's game.
It’s nice to have a plump brown girl ready with dinner after a day of dealing with Little Homeschool
How big does she get
Considerably vast, but never too heavy for her doting husband to lift in his arms.
It’s from taste testing her meals too much in addition to her more sedentary lifestyle. Not to mention she’s felt free to relax after marriage
It's easy for her to relax with Steven tending to her every need. He even imports books and puzzles from across the galaxy so she never gets bored.
And it’s not like she really worries about her figure anymore with Steven always willing to buy her larger dresses after she outgrows whatever she last had. He seems to like her more plush body anyway
He absolutely does, and he constantly makes sure she knows it, in ways both emotional and physical. Especially physical.
Imagine the first time he came home to her in her sweats and one of his t shirts because nothing else would fit her. He would have been practically dry humping her
>She's a bit nervous about how frumpy she must look because she's never outgrown ALL her clothes before
>He takes one look at her and his expression immediately sinks into doe-eyed lovestruck bliss
It’s the most forward with her he has ever been, openly kissing her with no hint, feeling her hefty butt through the sweats and their bellies colliding all on his couch.
All possible concerns about her weight vanished that night, replaced with thoughts of Steven's boundless passion for her growing figure. And grow it would.
Connie does like the idea of letting go, and with her new role as a housewife she does have an ample amount of free time, especially when she’s started taking up baking. Her favorite part is tasting although she struggles with not leaving just crumbs behind
Reminds me of one idea that was meant to say why Connie wasn’t in Future. That she had gotten fat and didn’t want Steven to see her
Cute
She was good when she was the normal human perspective, and they had that dynamic where Steven craved her mundane human shit as much as she craved his exciting gem shit.
Then it became so lopsided it was like Connie was trying to live vicariously through Steven. Even her swordplay and martial arts was worthless against Gem opponents without fusing with Steven to get his super strength and shields to back it up.
No,Sugar is just a shit showrunner.
Steven's the one who almost 41%ed, not her
Somewhat
The guy that wanted to teen marry? Never went to school or college? Had an "untraditional" upraising? Of course he was a bad influence!
>immortal tetrarch of an interstellar empire
Connie always felt like some chick's self insert to me
Should have been heavier
Absolutely. He tried to trick her into his fetish games.
No? She came from a strict household and Steven helped her embrace her childhood
It’s a stealth fat Connie thread
In that case, I would love to see those fatties frick
Childhood is a meme
No, not at all...
I wish he was.
Neet Connie should be real
Only if paired with Chadven
why the hell would a chad frick around with a neet
chadven would be breaking in his fellow diamons
He's gotta get his reps in somehow.
Lifting her?
Among other things, yes.
It’s his kink
He still sees her as his first love
Man, that one ConNEET thread was so good. I wish that idea would have picked up more steam. Good to see you guys again at least.
Always glad to be around for it. I like to think she’s a Connie who dropped out
I’m sure Steven is happy
Yes. But that’s a good thing.
Too skinny
Don't worry. Those dolphin shorts will be on a whale soon enough.
How would she gain?
>asking a question like that in a thread with an OP like this
Alternatively Steven fattens her up in Future to keep her to himself
Alternatively alternatively, she’s already chunked up naturally thanks to his influence by that point, and it awakens something within him.
>Steven looking up BBW porn because of Connie’s new body
>It’s not enough for him
>It needs to be Connie
>She needs to be as big as them
>No, she needs to be even bigger
>His influence got her this big without him realizing, but what if he actually tried…?
>Connie only as chubby as Amethyst or so
>Steven’s foray into porn has him wanting her to outweigh him
>Focuses on having Connie over LOTR, stocking up on snacks for her to mindlessly chew on as she studies or watches tv with him
>Connie realizes Steven likes ‘em big
>She’s been pretty comfortable with the chub she’s already accumulated, thanks to Amethyst
>Getting as big as these girls, or even bigger, though…
>It actually sounds kind of appealing
>Maybe she’ll give it a shot, though she won’t let him know right away
>Gotta see how much she actually enjoys it in practice first…
Would she quit her athletic activities
>Does the county farting contest count as an athletic activity?
Would Connie be gassy
No. A lifetime of curry and other Indian colon-blasters has given her an iron stomach.
I prefer her being a shy gassy plump girl
Only the most intensive calorie-burning ones. She plans things out enough to know she’s going to need to maintain SOME physical activity to support her incoming poundage.
She’ll probably stick to just jogging a around her neighborhood before lunch
Imagine Connie saw his Internet history
This looks absolutely nothing like Connie. Hell, they didn't couldn't even be bothered to use the eyedrop tool to, at the absolute minimum, get the same skin tone.
>what is light and shadow
You should be flayed for this take.
This show has alot of hiatuses
...some say this show is still in hiatus to this day!
No. Connie had no friends, moved around constantly, was a doormat for her mom's whims, and was learning about boats of all things as a distraction. She was rescued from a life that she was already in the process of hating.
Steven literally pulled her out of her personal bubble.
No, but Pearl was.
>Go on a diet? More like go and deep fry it!
If you were an Indian from a middling to low-tier caste who actually busted your ass hard enough to end up in the United States AND have a decent career as something as respectable as being a family doctor, you would not, under any circumstance, allow your daughter to be pawned off to a fat swarthy little moron with israeli hair and a father who lives in a van. Seeing Connie's mother even acknowledge Steven's existence, let alone tolerate some sort of romantic chemistry between them, was even more unrealistic than the giant space aliens.
Based and truthpilled
I prefer Priyankaven anyway
Trips of truth and decisive dubs, this Anon speaks nothing but the cold, hard facts.
A fair and numerically powerful point, Heavy Ice Cream Man, but consider this - Steven is not just any run of the mill husky hobo spawn, he's a savior of men and an intergalactic ruler of gems. A king of two worlds. All of Earth would kneel if only he made his claim.
It's actually absurd to think Connie could find a better suitor than a master of space.
Steven pretty much refuses to accept that role despite his diamond aunts practically begging for him to rule over them.
The show ends with him as a unemployed car hobo. Women have a short memory, Connie will find some Chad who'll pump and dump her.
Based and truthpilled.
Understandable take with outstanding digits. However, keep in mind that Steven is a literal Space Rock Jesus King while his father has resently become a multi-millionare, and is humble enough to not waste it. Longevity, security, and wealth has been secured for future generations before your daughter has even finished high school.
>swarthy little moron
Hearty Kek
She would have just been a boring, stereotypical injun
maybe normal Steven not, but Chadven would be a different story
Too skinny
>Not strongfat
Is Pink Chadliness an STD in this case?
Yep
Excellent. Chadven can frick himself an entire harem of swole Chadgirls.
Hot
By the end of the day, they'll all be glowing pink and putting their clothes back on just so they can flex out of them.
Even Tulip?
She is Chadlip now. His father's wiener brought death. His wiener brings POWER.
Hot
Where is jasper?
She has not yet joined the harem, though after 107 consecutive arm-wrestling losses to both Perichad and Chadpis Chadzuli, she's seriously considering it.
She trains the girls
crying in a corner cause Chadven is only interested in humans
Poor Jasper
and then connie kills him cause now she can
I don't know. I think Connie will be ok with Steven having a lot of girls while all of them gets that she is the alpha GF.
Of course. She's had the most exposure, so she's the biggest and strongest of the harem, second only to Steven himself.
Who would she be friends with
Well, all Steven fluids have different effects so... yeah, it's probably like that.
His semen?
his sweat anon, HIS SWEAT. jeez...
So he sweats on the girls?
Sex is often a sweaty endeavor.
How long does it take for them to change?
It happens over the course of their first time with Steven, growing stronger and more aggressive. By the time they both finish, the Chadsformation is complete. Each successive time enhances the effect, which is how Connie remains the alpha girl even after Jasper submits to the process.
Does Connie ever go to town on the lower girls?
She enjoys reminding the others of their place. The girls lack Steven's Chadsforming properties, so there's no inherent risk to her position. Mostly she just prefers to mog them, but if she's particularly horny and Steven's "busy," she'll grab whoever's nearby and blow off some steam.
Does she make them eat her out?
Depends on whether or not she's feeling hungry herself.
Do she and Steven ever share?
Not much point to having a whole harem if you're always going to stick to one at a time.
Who’s hold be his second favorite after Connie?
I'd say Peridot and Lapis are tied for that position, given how attached he already was to them before the Chaddening.
Did Lapis get Chaddened?
Yes, Steven can Chadsform Gems as well as humans.
I like to think Chadpis keeps trying to assert dominance and fails
She desires Connie's position, but even her Chad-enhanced hydrokinesis is no match for Connie's alpha-girl power. Her every attempt plays out like Downpour vs. Aquaman in JLU. Steven permits it because he enjoys the show and the resulting sight of Connie's shirts getting soaked.
Every time Connie always ends up pinning her down, usually up and close to Steven’s crotch for him to frick her in unconsciousness
I think will be better if he only chadforms humans, in that way, he could create a whole new race of super humans, who would help him to take over the homeworld beating of all the gems.
He only Chadsforms Gems he knows are loyal to him.
yeah, but I still think on it. I don't know if there is going to be more gems that are loyal to him (like jasper). I think all of them would try to stop him, and that's when Connie and the rest of the harem comes to play.
Well, after conquer his universe, he would probably go for the other ones, I can't imagine other characters who would be more powerful than him, except for the villains.
Who would he start with
Kipo
All of them seems easy to conquer, so he probably would choose some random one. But I think the girls from their respective universe would beg him for conquering their ones.
I’m gonna say start with Tulip since I love nerd girls getting a shredded
Yeah, that could be a good start. Also, if she meets him when she was still in the train, then is going to end with her full body covered by numbers, which is going to give her a combination of colors between pink and green.
Plus she would pretty vulnerable what with the parents of hers
Time for Steven to get her Cinemaphile
And pink. I wish I could know how to do muscle edits.
She looks cute
Nice job coloring her lines too. That's pretty important
except for Jasper, she is probably the only one who would be happy to see Steven becoming the new emperor of the universe
Is it still a crossover thing
Despite her co-beta position, tied for third with Lapis in strength and muscle mass, Peridot remains the shortest of the harem, but she struts her now-five-foot frame with the pride and confidence of a towering colossus.
Is Spinel a part?
But of course! She may well be a third beta, in fact. She's certainly close enough to him.
I like to think she’s the closest able to beat Connie
Her powers do actually give her more of a chance than Lapis, but even wrapping Connie up like a mummy won't hold back her strength.
What about when she kisses Connie with a stretched out tongue
Then Connie grabs her tongue, pulls her in close and holds her tight, and shows her that when you try to kiss Chadnie, Alpha Girl of the Chadven Harem, you COMMIT TO IT.
How hard does she force it
>Star getting CHADdened as a way to replace her lost magic
well she has a muscle fetish, so she would DEFINITELY go for that.
She will be probably the most dangerous from the harem. I mean, she was already crazy, but now with the chadness power... damn.
Just a point of clarification I want to make on the terms I've slung around in this thread:
>The Chaddening: the event in which Steven ascended to Chadhood and began his harem
>Chadsformation: the process through which Steven turns those who join his harem into Chads
Hard enough that Spinel's going to be doing more squashing than stretching, if you know what I mean.
Did he Chadform any other Gems
The ones that join his harem, yes. So, so far that's Lapis, Peridot, Spinel, and eventually Jasper.
Hot
It amuses me that, being the last to join, Chadsper would effectively be the LEAST muscular girl in the harem despite being the buffest to begin with.
I like to think she gets bullied
Oh yes. Lapis and Peridot in particular love rubbing their superior size and strength in her face. Ofttimes literally.
Chad...nnie?
Perhaps just the one N.
Sure, but Amethyst was a worse influence on Steven.
>"God, she must weigh twice as much as I do..."
>"I bet her farts could clear an alley of stray cats."
>"... The hell is wrong with me?"
Nothing is wrong with cute brown girl or her mom
I think every character was a bad influence on Steven. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
That's why he had to leave.
Any good fanfic?
There’s one where Jasper and Steven take over the world
Sounds based. Name?
https://ao3.org/works/26508163/chapters/64605121
He could have been, but thanks to Connies levelheadness (early seasons) he became a good influence. The key for such things is always a balance between work and fun. Before Connie was all work due to her abusive mother and Steven was all fun due to his hippy dad.
Homeworld Gems have warp technology and a space-faring civilization that spans the cosmos but Connie goes to Space Camp on Earth where the residents don't even believe the moon is real.
We're supposed to believe she's the smart one?
I don't think the gem shit is that effective on an college/career application. They might just think you're a loony.
There is a crater where Russia is meant to be.
Gems shaped human history.
That would only work if they knew what history was supposed to be
Too bad the cartoon doesn't explore any of that so all you have are fan theories and extrapolations.
Napoleon could have taken over all of Europe before his government was then ousted by Hitler
Somewhat
Why was Connie such a b***h about the whole "take me instead" incident? It wasn't a choice between her helping him fight the powah or not, it was "he goes" or "you all die". Probably the dumbest fake conflict in the show, and that's saying something.
This ruined her character for me. I found her to be a spoiled b***h who was only hanging out with Steven for what he could do for her and not because she actually cared for him.
>why didn't you take me with you so I could say I saved the day?
>Fat Connie from Steven just taking the lead and getting shit done, leaving her on the sidelines and her not fighting or training at all.
>Muscle Connie from Connie training even more and residual power from being Stevonnie.
>>Fat Connie from Steven just taking the lead and getting shit done, leaving her on the sidelines and her not fighting or training at all.
>Naturally Chadven by Future, in here it’s Fat Connie trying to cling on to her space god boyfriend
Just more cushion for the pushing.
Steven takes after Greg with wanting large women but Connie isn't gonna grow 8 feet tall, so he'll have to do Wider
Connie knows she’s become a porker, but she also knows it’s just what her boyfriend wants and if she doesn’t wants to keep on getting Murderwiener jr, when’s gonna need buy XXXL undies
Who the frick thought it was good idea to hire an Ed, Edd n' Eddy storyboarder for STEVEN UNIVERSE?
I guess
I mean she did become kind of fanatically suicidal during that one episode with Pearl, but that was more Pearl's fault than Stevens.
Otherwise, no, he just helped her come out of her shell with the whole gem adventure shit.
yes
Cute tummy
there's no such thing as an ugly Blue Gem
I guess
>stealth fatgay thread gets supplanted by musclegays
Based.
I've been involved in both discussions, for I am both a fatgay and a musclegay.
Same here
Steven really should have embraced being a Chad
I love how they tried to dial back the fact that Steven was a total fat ass as the show went on. It's like they wanted to do fat acceptance, but also didn't want to get flack for portraying some slob as a good person.
How did they do that
First they stopped having Steven eat so much, then they literally reduced his size. He went from a fat 10 year old to a weird dwarf creature along with Connie.
He is still fat in Future
Sheer coincidence
Probably
nah
Everyone in the show is a bad influence on everyone else because they're all shitty people. May as well ask if Mr. Garrison was a bad influence on Cartman or visa versa.