was The Dark Knight Rises the most unrealistic batman I'm no doctor but bane broke the cunts back over his knee theres no bandaid for that also t...

was The Dark Knight Rises the most unrealistic batman I'm no doctor but bane broke the c**ts back over his knee theres no bandaid for that also that sure is a lot of white people in gotham stadium
this movie has aged like shit

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >construction crews have replaced concreate laced with explosives
    uhhhh how do you replace already set concreate with concreate, I'm pretty sure you're going to need bracing and engineers for that shit
    maybe they chipped away at existing concreate and replace around it with explosive concreate
    I fricking hate capeshit movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell did Nolan and his brother come up with this script?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they did it on drugs while smelling their own farts from the success of their first 2 movies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The way those barriers designed to stop cars just so happen to work perfectly as ramps looked really stupid. Like a six flags stunt show.
        All of the cops in the city going into the sewers and getting trapped, yet weeks later they come out all clean shaven.
        The cops charging at all those armed men and not getting mowed down.
        The Dark Knight rises had so many pants on head moronic moments.

        Ah yea cuz the clown man not getting capped by mafia guys when threatening their money and bug me just letting a black guy into an office building were super logical moments
        It's a fricking super hero movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bug me
          Men*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow it’s almost like there’s a whole scene showing the joker explaining his actions and making deals.
          And are you saying a Chinese company will be so racist that they won’t let the CEO of one of the richest companies in the world in their building?
          There’s plenty to b***h about in the dark knight, but it never reached the point where it took me out of the movie. TDKR it did.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a fricking super hero movie
          >don't bother guys just I dunno just make shit up this anon will slurp down whatever he loves swallowing shit
          is this the point your trying to make?? you confuse me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Watch CNN nonstop during Occupy Movement while doing cocaine to stay awake
        >Have Word file open
        >Keep going until you have 150 pages
        The Aaron Sorkin Process

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The way those barriers designed to stop cars just so happen to work perfectly as ramps looked really stupid. Like a six flags stunt show.
      All of the cops in the city going into the sewers and getting trapped, yet weeks later they come out all clean shaven.
      The cops charging at all those armed men and not getting mowed down.
      The Dark Knight rises had so many pants on head moronic moments.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        preach it brother
        they caught the ball and then fumbled it
        3rd movie should have been the best kino but it was actually shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The lapses in logic just kept compounding. By the end I was throughly disillusioned with a movie I had been super excited about seeing. JGL is in that office and the lady asks him his name and I’m rolling my eyes and about to say “Dick Grayson” and then he just says “Robin” and I recall in the theater someone groaning and saying “frick you Chris”

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            KEK I hope this is true but burgers clap in the theater so I assume this actually happened
            BASED BASED BASED

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Surprisingly not the strongest in theater reaction to the dark knight.

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              For me it is explosives mixed with concrete. What the hell was Nolan thinking?

              In one scene the aging police chief easily survives being in the back of a semi trailer with equipment that then goes over an embankment. The girl driving dies from the same fall, while in the cab. Plus her death was a horrible take.
              Some of the worst fight direction I’ve ever seen. Has the worst of henchmen standing around waiting to try and hit Batman with their gun, instead of shooting at him.
              The movie is just the worst, I’ve only seen it once and I can still remember tons of these moments.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The movie is just the worst, I’ve only seen it once and I can still remember tons of these moments.
                get this man 4 big chested women RIGHT FRICKING NOW

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have a wife and kid, but shit I won’t say no to some big tiddies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my god we're reaching BASED levels that shouldn't even be possible

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            preach it brother
            they caught the ball and then fumbled it
            3rd movie should have been the best kino but it was actually shit

            The way those barriers designed to stop cars just so happen to work perfectly as ramps looked really stupid. Like a six flags stunt show.
            All of the cops in the city going into the sewers and getting trapped, yet weeks later they come out all clean shaven.
            The cops charging at all those armed men and not getting mowed down.
            The Dark Knight rises had so many pants on head moronic moments.

            For me it is explosives mixed with concrete. What the hell was Nolan thinking?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              its like shawshank redemption, you scrap the concreate with your spoon and then replace it but leaved a gap for your spoon for your next scrape

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe. He unlocked the power of deshi basha or some other bullshit and that healed his back.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ummm you can't ahem excuse me you can't call the third movie bad ahem because *clears throat* because the joker actor ummm leigh fedger died from a car accident so they had to rewrite the script half way through filming we're lucking we got a 3rd batman movie

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where are the BIPOCX????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      came here to post this. we both need to go touch grass.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he had a rope moron

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek this movie is genuinely moronic. Did Nolan get forced to make it? Because there are so many different points in this movie where it seems like he gave zero fricks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He stopped giving a frick when Heath died

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends what type of break it was.

    A herniated disc, takes 2-4 months to heal.
    A compression fracture, takes 2 months to heal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks doctor, but I'm some guy in a shit prison so I think I'm going to jack a guy up on a rope, around his stomach or something and then feed him some crackers and he's going to get better in 2 weeks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you Batman? No? Then shut the frick up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's similar to closed reduction of a fractured bone.

        Where did it say that only 2 weeks had passed?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          look all I'm trying to say is I do NOT want you as my doctor after Bane has brutalized me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A back brace would have been better. Although, moving him to where the hell the pit was would have probably caused massive spinal injury

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              can you tell that to my spine protruding out my back but say it gently so it doesn't poke someones eye out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just punch him better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He has really nice styled hair for someone living in a dungeon in the middle of nowhere.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The prison was Nolans version of the Lazarus pit. That's why he healed so fast and met Ras Al Ghul down there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why not just do a lazarus pit ?????

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 kino movies and the 3rd was such a disappointment
    its an actual tragedy he could have broken the mold

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After “months” in the tunnel the cops come out clean shaven with slick hair and spotless uniforms. Bruce wayne does the batman voice to himself, robin knowing bruce was the bat. The bat not using the emp device on the bomb timer he uses it earlier on the paparazzi. moronic fricking movie

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic fricking movie
    yeesss now we're getting some where

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    also who ok'd this batman design it looks fricking moronic

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >broke the c**ts back over his knee theres no bandaid for that

    Don't forget they go out of their way at the beginning to established his knees are absolutely fricked to shit beyond anything the doctor's ever seen - like worse than the most fricked up football player's knees. Literally no cartilage left.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DKR thread
    >no baneposting
    it’s over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're a big guy

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make a good 3rd batman movie and then you have my permission to die

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