>t.doesn’t know the bigfoot tales
You couldn’t tell a squatch from a yeti
1 year ago
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Probably also doesn't know Bigfoot can melt your brain with his psychic powers. If this was the real bigfoot then this film would never have been shot because Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlins brains would have melted out their nostrils.
Bigfoot and Loch Ness are largely harmless but completely moronic "conspiracies".
At least with the David Icke Reptilian stuff the reptilians would clearly have an incentive to stay hidden. What possible incentive would the Scottish Government have to cover up what would clearly be a massive boost for tourism if it existed.
As for Bigfoot...it's just an ape. We already know about Gorillas and shit. Sure, if we found out it was a real species it would make international news for a few days and be a cool event, but it's literally just a new type of ape.
Bigfoot would poke more holes in the narrative of how life came to america
and loch ness would prove dinosaurs and humans coexisted
also they're just fun to think about, but i dont think they're real tbh senpai
the bigfoot people are a race of inter-dimensional beings that can tune its reality's frequency, allowing them to travel to our world
some even live here on earth, but their telepathy is so strong they can convince anyone, who happen to be walking near their vicinity, that they're walking past a tree or a rock instead of a bigfoot
It's fake
Bigfoot isn’t real. What he saw was gigantopithecus.
Aren’t Gigantopithecus just big ass orangutans? That doesn’t match up with any bigfoot sighting I’ve ever heard of
Gigantopithecus was known to hurl large stumps and boulders at predators while defending its nest.
Yes, much like the famous video of the Bigfoot walking away and doing the exact opposite of that.
>t.doesn’t know the bigfoot tales
You couldn’t tell a squatch from a yeti
Probably also doesn't know Bigfoot can melt your brain with his psychic powers. If this was the real bigfoot then this film would never have been shot because Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlins brains would have melted out their nostrils.
6'0 and 5'11
It's here to stay
It's gay
It’s real
The film is real, bigfoot is not.
One word: knees
The CIA very much enjoys the fact most people think it is fake. Make of that what you will.
It’s real but it was shot on the same day they were gonna shoot a fake bigfoot video which complicated the whole thing.
They couldn't make a costume that goo back when this was filmed. You can see the flesh of the Bigfoot bend in a way a suit wouldnt
Bigfoot and Loch Ness are largely harmless but completely moronic "conspiracies".
At least with the David Icke Reptilian stuff the reptilians would clearly have an incentive to stay hidden. What possible incentive would the Scottish Government have to cover up what would clearly be a massive boost for tourism if it existed.
As for Bigfoot...it's just an ape. We already know about Gorillas and shit. Sure, if we found out it was a real species it would make international news for a few days and be a cool event, but it's literally just a new type of ape.
Bigfoot would poke more holes in the narrative of how life came to america
and loch ness would prove dinosaurs and humans coexisted
also they're just fun to think about, but i dont think they're real tbh senpai
of course fake. it has fricking breasts lmao
That breasts increase the validity of the claim though..
Bigfoot is an inter-dimensional forest spirit.
I enter every thread to tell people this.
>muscles clearly twitching
>pundulous breasts swinging freely
>non human gait
Its a hominoid thats hasnt been found yet
It has rubber soles though.
Its just covered in sand from the area which is the exact same color
if it was real(bigfoot) image the copyright claims it can make and get all the retroactive back pay
Fake
real
the bigfoot people are a race of inter-dimensional beings that can tune its reality's frequency, allowing them to travel to our world
some even live here on earth, but their telepathy is so strong they can convince anyone, who happen to be walking near their vicinity, that they're walking past a tree or a rock instead of a bigfoot
The dude's journal literally had doodles of titty bigfoot dating back months and years before he 'just so happened' to encounter a titty bigfoot.
Of course it's fake. I mean I hate to say it but c'mon what are the odds he encounters a Bigfoot exactly like one he drew?