Was there a more annoying movie than this? After it came out it only emboldened the existing bikies in NYC and increased the number.
Was there a more annoying movie than this? After it came out it only emboldened the existing bikies in NYC and increased the number.
wtf i thought this was a team fortress thread
I don't live in bugman city so it didn't affect me
>bugman city
Funny, living rurally means your house is full of bugs and spiders and other nasty shit.
Enjoy your mosquitos at night, "countryboy" lol.
Your streets are literally infested with rats
yeah because cities totally aren't known for being infested with rats, roaches and Italians.
>After it came out it only emboldened the existing bikies in NYC and increased the number.
oh no
Oh no, why are they moving people instead of cars? (Sarcasm intended).
this movie made me horny
JGL and the Hispanic chick were sexy af
I'M NOT EVEN WINDED!
filtering through traffic on a bike is extremely exciting and fun once you get the hang of it
This is true, I love how fricking mad c**ts in cars get too.
Lmao.
Bike chads get the workout, they get the moral high ground, they don’t pay for shit, they get to use the road and sidewalk, they get to break the rules, they get to be silent.
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s based
>filtering through traffic on a bike is extremely exciting and fun once you get the hang of it
I’ve seen enough comfy rekt threads to know what can happen to bicyclists who get distracted, drive next to a truck, or van, or bus, or who run stop lights, etc.
bicyclists sort of look like tubes of red paint popping.
Yes it's so fun dodging ca- ACK
>Yup, that's me...
>you're probably wondering how I got in this situation
Name one movie that unironically starts like this
Ratatouille
Antz
A Bug's Life
Saving Private Ryan
Nobody
>bikies
not only those gays anyone notice the trend of women biking around with kids and then the collective outrage when they get hit by cars and the kid dies?
is it darwinism?
No, it's progress. Happened in Amsterdam and they told cagiecels to frick off and prioritised bikes, now it's a paradise to walk around
Idk bikes are just as crazy if you don’t understand the rules, I stepped into the bike path before I realized it’s a highway of sorts. It’s like trying to cross a major interchange except you can’t hear them coming
>No, it's progress. Happened in Amsterdam and they told cagiecels to frick off and prioritised bikes, now it's a paradise to walk around
“They paved Amsterdam, and built up a Bicycle parking lot”.
The only reason bicycles used to work for some, was lack of bicyclist density.
Once a huge number of people start bicycling, the same exact issues you had with cars are had with bicycles.
There literally need to have as many parking spaces for bicycles as my airport needs for cars.
Actually finding a bicycle parking space is a major problem.
The bicycle parking require more infrastructure, since bicycles need to be locked to something yo help precent theft.
Bicycles have shit cargo carrying capacity compared to a car, so you have to travel light.
Bicycles don’t protect you from the weather.
Bicycles don’t protect you in an accident, and bicyclists get injured just riding on flat streets by themselves sometimes, and usually way worse when they run into other bicyclists.
Most cars can comfortably carry at least two, if not four people, plus cargo.
Multilevel structures made for parking cars can be converted to other uses, because the structures are sturdy.
Bicyclists make for shitty “drivers” because they’re usually fatigued, which is the equivalent of driving intoxicated or very tired.
No. Like every city that promotes cycling it’s even more dangerous to walk in it because cyclinggays have no regards for pedestrians and do not respect any traffic laws.
I get people shouting at me for running a red at crossings (not a junction/intersection, just a crossing for people) that are empty at least once a week
in every bigger city in europe its basically better to ride a bike than to drive with a car (if you dont have anything to transport but yourself and small shit that can fit in a backpack)
Americans can't comprehend getting to the end of their street without driving, no wonder the lot of them are so fat being stuck in their soulless bug hives in the middle of nowhere
>in every bigger city in europe its basically better to ride a bike than to drive with a car (if you dont have anything to transport but yourself and small shit that can fit in a backpack)
So basically the equivalent of walking,
But slightly quicker, but with a giant bicycle that needs to be stored, locked ip to prevent theft, and otherwise moved with you once you get to your destination?
How is this that much better than cars?
At least the Onewheel hoverboards can be stashed in a gym bag or locker to easily carry around in areas a person isn’t allowed to ride them.
No not just slightly quicker. It is significantly quicker. So much so that it is the fastest transporting method for amy route below 5km
>No not just slightly quicker. It is significantly quicker. So much so that it is the fastest transporting method for amy route below 5km
So it saves 10-15 minute of time if you walked?
And you only need to take a large 20lb object with you, that requires safe storage at home, and a place to securely lock it when you get yo your destination?
Fricking Wonderfull?
A bycycle can feet in any apartment, but you need that space for funko pops and action figures I suppose
>A bycycle can feet in any apartment, but you need that space for funko pops and action figures I suppose
If you have a proper bicycle rack.
If there’s space to mount or place that bicycle rack.
Most apartments in major cities are tiny as frick,( at least the one bicycle riders can afford) .
The hallways are narrow, so you piss off other tenants if you leave the bike in the hallway( and it might also get stolen) , you piss off you roommates if you store it in a multi room apartment you share,
You potentially block fire exits,
You might have to carry it up and down stair multiple times a day,
Storing the bike in a barrow shared alleyway can cause theft or piss off your neighbors,( resulting in police intervention) ,
Yes, you can probably store a bike, but not necessarily or without issue.
It’s the reason Amsterdam has do many, and such large, bicycle garages, that rent spaces by the month.
>Nooo you can't cycle because.. because.. fire exits!
All this mental gymanstics to continue breathing maximum levels of dogshit air scientifically proven to give you cancer, heart disease and dementia.
Unbelievable.
Dunno m8 I get to work in 20 minutes by bike, walking would take me 2 hours
>So basically the equivalent of walking,
you have to be physically impaired to ride a bike just slightly over walking speed
It’s because we have no parking spaces and the road infrastructure is a century old. So you get to pick between a. inefficient train/buses that reek of piss and shit, b. walking with your stabvest while avoiding the crack addicts, c. Become a bicycle gay, get it stolen 3 times per week and die when another bicycle gay crashes into you at 50kph.
You just use whatever transport is easiest for the occasion.
You're never "forced" to ride a bike, tons of people in Europe outside of bikegay paradises like Amsterdam don't own a bike.
But sometimes it's just way more convenient to walk or ride or a bike than to drive, so you just do that.
Amerifats hear this and panic thinking it means you're being forced out of your car, but really it's the other way around. If you want to ride a bike in 99% of places in America it's a terrible experience and an absolute death trap. You really don't have the option to cycle. And cycling is often very lovely,
Electric scooters would probably be the optimum way to get around a city though.
the you know who wants it to be deadly to not use their oil to get anywhere
I have zero idea what this movie is
ZeroEnigma channel is kino
Cinemaphile has yet to refute this image
Based. Bow to your cyclist overlords.
I wouldn't care if they new how to use bike lanes as they should and not dress like homosexuals.
I love how cyclists wear jack and shit for PPE. Your little pissant helmets and nothing else. I crashed on the racetrack at over 130 mph on my motorcycle and walked away unhurt, you homosexuals roll down a hill at 15 mph and you're a mass of road rash and broken knee caps.
imagine unironically saying "bikies"
you're a goober
cyclists are based
frick motorist, they're Black folk of the road
"ooh i'm so frustrated going through traffic on shittily build roads i'm gonna unleash my Road Rage™ at the slightest inconvenient"
piss off
Cyclists are literally the Black folk of the road.
Weirdly, Black folk are usually more polite than cyclists on average.
drivers kills thousand of people every year and get frustrated at some skinny onions twink passing a red light
I legitimately didn't mind this movie. Solid 6/10 popcorn flick. I was surprised it was so hated.
At least he was dressed like a regular person, instead of the weirdos that I see on my commute in full gear like they're doing the Tour de France.
Unironically love this movie, very comfy New York vibes
Do you live in NYC? How is life there?
>no brakes, they're dangerous and will get you killed
WTF was this meme shit?
Actual fixed-gear bike riders are the apex creatures.
i was already riding fixed gear w/ friends so we all went to watch it
now my knees are ruined
don't ride fixed gear bikes
fixies were a meme for a reason
the people who liked them never rode a bike before
I was shocked to learn they were still around recently
get a cruiser with a wide seat and just sit back
i forgot about this movie, thanks anon!
I like it, shows you a lot of different parts of the city which few movies do
one of these idiots called me a 'fackin numpty' because i crossed the road 30 feet away from him, so i replied alright keep your hair on
he was a baldy lol
Worlds least hypocritical cyclist: https://youtu.be/63nfQ96jDr8
Also note all the cyclecucks in the comments.
*mogs cagies and bisoiclists*
Motorcycle chads rise up. I hear that in the US cars won’t let you filter and will block the way, is it true.
Scott Pilgrim destroyed an entire generation of women
>want to ride a bicycle and ditch car
>don't trust car c**ts to not hit me and paralyse me
>when this came out there was a tripgay so autistic about JGL that Cinemaphile pretended to love the movie because it wasn't worth his meltdown even as a troll
So Chris Evans has Myocarditis from getting the Covid jab?
Why wouldn't you ride bikes.
Oh because you're a fat frick
>own a car in NYC
>sit idling in traffic constantly
>hear Brooklyn dipshits constantly yet "eyyy I'm wockin heah!" despite them saying how much they don't.
>inevitably get your car wrecked because East Coast people can't drive worth a shit. Mass and New Hampshire can't drive for shit especially
A lot of this walkable city meme only seems to apply to the downtown area of major cities, but how many people actually live in those spots? For this to work on a bigger scale you'd basically need to jam everyone into bughives so they all live 2 minutes away from their wagebox, and then you'd just run into the same problems anyway because of population density
>surely me being a confident, stern cyclist will make the people of the road respect-ACK!
>get's offed by a 1.3 ton ricebox going 50
Imagine driving around fricking Manhattan
Cycling is obviously the perfect mode of transport for that place yet all you fat morons are so indoctrinated and high on polluted air you would rather poison yourself and be fat and ugly at the same time, because that is somehow more macho?
homosexuals. I would perfsonally wnd the life of any cager with my left hook
The whole point of having a car is that you are no longer forced to live in fricking Manhattan. Sorry if it screws up your tucked-away biking enclave aesthetic but cars basically allow people to live/work wherever they want and that's a benefit too great to give up just so cities can seem more like japan or whatever
Then park your car in queens boomer
>The whole point of having a car is that you are no longer forced to live in fricking Manhattan. Sorry if it screws up your tucked-away biking enclave aesthetic but cars basically allow people to live/work wherever they want and that's a benefit too great to give up just so cities can seem more like japan or whatever
Reminder, bicyclists were such a bunch of buttholes, the New York City police started ticketing them, then put a dedicated bike lane down with car traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge, do pedestrians didn’t have to deal with the whiny conceited c**ts.
People who bike in Manhattan basically have a death wish. You cant ride on the sidewalk and most of the streets dont have bike lanes. The streets are clogged with delivery trucks , cabs and buttholes from New Jersey. Its safer to walk and take the subway or bus. The buses are very good with frequent service 24hrs a day.
I cycle because i have your best interests at heart as well as my own.
I care about you, so I will cycle whenever it is remotely possible and only drive when necessary. You are welcome and ai encourage you to follow in my footsteps
I dont live in a packed city like a roach. I live in a comfy suburb. My living room alone is probably bigger than your entire apartment that you spend 90% of your paycheck on. On nice days i can go for a walk or bike ride in beautiful quiet nature.
Why are Americans so afraid of alternative transporation methods to cars? Trains scare you. Bikes scare you. Walking scares you.