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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miss

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        H5

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hit and sunk

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    D middle. I have never seen anyone in a wheelchair at the kinoplex. Whole row to yourself.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    E9, then you can put your feet up on the wheelies chair

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the theaters around me remodeled. So that primo spot right above the wheelchairs with the railings are gone from all of them. Zero heads and chairs ahead, and a foot rest. sip* Those were the days.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    E or F, D if you like to pee, but anywhere closer than that the screen is unviewable and further back you have to sit with the kids making out

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    right next to someone who's sitting alone. don't acknowledge them at all.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right beside the other loser sitting alone in the back row. You can suck each other off.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does that happen often for you?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I9 will sink the battleship.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    J3

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    G9 is my favorite seat, but F9 is an acceptable alternative.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take my chances in the middle of E.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pawn to e4!

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get to your seat
    >see this
    your reaction?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's my seat you're in, move b***h.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't respond without sounding mad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sit on the arm between them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fart so they're uncomfortable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not black or a dog so I guess I just move along and ignore them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sit in front of the one of them and use their feet as a cushion for the back of my head.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh there’s no socks allowed in the kinoplex ladies

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always buy like a half dozen tickets in a block and then the night of the movie cancel of the ones you don't use. if you are going on release they will fill but otherwise it doesn't hurt. sometimes I don't know if my friends might comes so I just reserve a big block of seats

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I ended up getting I-8. Would've preferred H-8, but I didn't want to sit next to anyone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You and I be watching this movie at the exact same time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What seat are you in?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right up the middle in K8.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought you were at the same theater. This bums me out.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 wheelchair seats
    Yeez Louise, you live in spazz city or what?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are people who actually go to movie theaters on Cinemaphile

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For Godzilla? Yes, every time, but I haven't gone to the theater for a non-Godzilla film in years.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    J, farthest seat on the left.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of blind moron is sitting in row A, B or C? You're too fricking close!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People that didn't buy their tickets in time.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Row F is the most based and perfect eye to screen height

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > you have to reserve a specific seat online now
    christ
    back in my day you just went early, got the best seats, and loudly welcomed everyone else as they showed up so they knew you were an butthole and didn't sit near you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been like this for at least 5 years.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > haven't been to a theater for 7 years
        holy shit I didn't realize it had been that long

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Far left seats in J because I'll be making out with my gf the whole time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can make out anywhere, why go to the kinoplex

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those 3 single seats
    yikes

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