>watch a movie >something cringe happens >pause it >start pacing around the room while muttering gibberish to myself How do I stop doing this

>watch a movie
>something cringe happens
>pause it
>start pacing around the room while muttering gibberish to myself
How do I stop doing this

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take your meds

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop watching gnomish garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch a movie I already know with my family
    >go to the toilet before sex scene starts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >return to find out parents pauses it just as you left the room

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no no no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to train yourself
    rise above the cringe

    watch this over and over again until you can make it through without pausing and then you are well on your way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not cringe. That's psychopathic behavior.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the worst part about this is she actually responded positively about being called hot, so he should have just said she's hot then continued his food order and left it at that and it would have flowed better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      arverage r/tv poster

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think this le based ebin streamer is funny you should return to reddit and take your ritalin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is like Danielfromsl irl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's cringe but also this is the only way to achieve total confidence. He will have no fear of any interactions ever again

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I pause the movie then look around with a thousand yard stare then I start scrolling on Cinemaphile until the cringe comes out off my body

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frogpost
    have a nice day.
    It's a simple knot.
    Here are instructions.

    Do it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pushing people to suicide over the internet is a crime punishable by prison time
      just fyi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        suck my nuts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who even sells noose rope anymore

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >noose rope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pepe was here long before you, tourist. fuck off

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie
    >couple kiss passionately
    >throw laptop at the wall and have a nervous breakdown

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt self-insert as a man to cope
      NGMI

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >romantic drama
        >protagonist shares my first and last name
        >he's Black

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >froggay is a completely unhinged lunatic
    Yeah

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do this too

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf I pace around my room too. Sometimes I get lost in my thoughts and realize I've been circling around for 10s of minutes

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to pause movies or shows to play out how I'd approach the situation in my head.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play games instead, the last bastion of good story telling. Not for long though, it is slowly going to shit like everything else.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to look away when people flirt or kiss or there's sexual tension

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are we like this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea. I have never been molested or anthing yet human intimacy makes me afraid and uncomfortable.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i usually just call them retards and change channel for a few seconds

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie
    >don't know what happens because I've lost focus
    >pause movie and look at the wall
    >start talking to an imaginary person reenacting a conversation I've had in the past or one that I'm planning to have

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start talking to an imaginary person reenacting a conversation I've had in the past or one that I'm planning to have

      I hate doing this, but it pays off sometimes so I have to keep doing it. Nothing feels better than having a conversation you've already planned out and giving perfect canned responses.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        except when the other person goes off script and you stand there not knowing how to proceed

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie
    >shit my pants
    >leave a tip for the jannies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >15% of $0

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you're in a theater? Also what movie or show made you cringe the hardest?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to kinoplex
    >Watch kino
    >It's kino
    Every. Single. Time.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn on kinovision
    >see a moron
    >throw up and turn off kinovision to go on Cinemaphile

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I'll be going about my day and then one of my personal sexual failures pops into my head, then I mutte out loud some unrelated phrase a few times.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch endless reaction and analysis videos without movie footage
    >watch trailers over and over again
    >imagine the movies in head very vividly
    >watch them, theyre nothing like in my imagination and I m endlessly frustrated

    The batman and titane were the most recent which were destroyed by my bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do the same thing with wikipedia summaries

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry to alert this to you OP but you have a severe case of schizophrenia. I recommend contacting your local doctor for medication to avoid any other episodes again.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching a movie
    >pausing it

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch a movie
    >something cringe happens
    >start driving round the drive-in honking my horn
    >banned for life
    mfw

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, wasn't this supposed to be a lightweight youtube thing?

    What the hell happened?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, where my vid at?

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