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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black movie
    I ain't watching your Black person filth, fils de pute

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be Noir there can be no good guys and no one can have a happy ending.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite. The main character is a good guy, just hidden under layers of hard-bitten cynicism. The noir’s events give him a glimmer of hope that he might actually find good in the world. But in the end he’s just not good enough to overcome the scumminess of the world and ends up calloused beneath another layer of cynicism.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just watched sin city ive met my noir quota for the year

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did anon, now what?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick Powell > Humphrey Bogart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      a former comedian was a better noir lead than that manlet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no

      What are some Film Noir essentials?

      the maltese falcon
      the big sleep

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some Film Noir essentials?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Double Indemnity
      The Third Man
      Sunset Boulevard
      White Heat
      The Big Sleep
      The Maltese Falcon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shoot me some films bro other than this list

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gilda is my favorite.
          Born To Kill is cool and notable for starring a young Lawrence Tierney better known as Old Joe in Reservoir Dogs. there's an early scene that the RD ear scene seems to be based on, with the radio playing feel-good pop music during a brutal murder

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i did recently
    >The Maltese Falcon
    >Woman in the Window
    >Laura
    >Murder My Sweet
    >Scarlet Street
    mixed bag but claire trevor is insanely hot
    any other classic era film noir with attractive actresses?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pushover w/prime Kim Novak and Dorothy Malone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kim Novak
        sold! but first the killers with ava gardner

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Veronica Lake was so gorgeous, such a tragic story.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drugs?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schizophrenia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love jerking to dead cel and pornstars.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watched her in I married a witch, jerked off for a month to it. It was also funny

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this movie count? saw this for the first time it was great!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thin Man, while based, is decidedly not Film Noir, it's a fairly conventional 1930s murder mystery whose characters are as black and white as the film stock.

      True Film Noir has to be, for lack of a better word, "edgy"; it can't be standard Hollywood fare. Contrary to what

      To be Noir there can be no good guys and no one can have a happy ending.

      said, you can have good guys happy endings, but they have to be tempered by a degree of cynicism and pain and seedy realism. For example, Casablanca is NOT a film noir - not because it's a war movie instead of a detective movie, or because Rick Blaine turns good at the end to defeat the Nazis and let Laszlo and Inga escape to America for their happy ending - but because Rick Blaine's "moral ambiguity" is totally superficial; just like Han Solo, he's really a fairy tale knight who's only pretending to be mean; even Who Framed Roger Rabbit? is more of a legitimate Film Noir than Casablanca, and that movie's in color!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No def not but the thinman series are absolute kino and must watch

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite film noir is actually The Black Book (aka Reign of Terror) from 1949, starring Bob Cummings, Arnold Moss, and Richard Basehart. It's actually set during the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, and involves a conspiracy by Maximilien Robespierre (played by Basehart) to consolidate his dictatorship in the new regime in which virtually every significant figure in the Revolutionary Committee is going to be purged, and it's the character played by Bob Cummings' job to find his shitlist (the Black Book) by any means necessary, including cold-blooded murder of his fellow Jacobins in Robespierre's inner circle to expose Robespierre's plot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Double Indemnity

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch it?
    I LIVED it

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Lana Turner? I'm an idiot and don't know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      Veronica Lake was so gorgeous, such a tragic story.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, anon.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which film noir femme fatale had the biggest boobs?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    want to watch more films but too busy for work. haven't watched anything since last month

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shield For Murder
      Nice

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually the recent Marlowe movie was pretty cool

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Moronica Lake

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant take bogart seriously since he's a 1.60 midget

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you've never even touched a woman so I don't understand this cope

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does that change the fact that manlets are pathetic?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The reason you're pathetic is because of your life choices and general cowardice, not your height. I don't really care how short people feel about that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The reason you're pathetic is because of your life choices and general cowardice
            projecting?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No? I'm not the one with a problem anon. I did pretty alright in my life, all things considered. I'm not without my own emotional quirks but I managed to bootstrap myself into a pretty comfortable and decent life with some good friends and a wife to share my bed.
              When I see someone who clearly has nothing fixating on some posturing, fictional attitudes about manliness, it just makes me roll my eyes. It's so sad to see people cope this way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >slave looks down on master because he's not a slave too

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    film noir isn't a genre, it's just stories about tragic heroes, and tragic heroes make for the best movies.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already do. Showed my friend Double Indemnity a couple weeks back

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look it up every time I see a genre tv show do a “time/space computer/magic typewriter etc got us stuck in a noir and we have to play it out”.

    However, I can’t ever find a list of the films which play in the show’s “classic noir film festival” list of fake movies.
    Like there’s Maltese falcon but then what are the classics?
    MF is the one with the opaque PI door right? But are there more films?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are good ones to start with

      Double Indemnity
      The Third Man
      Sunset Boulevard
      White Heat
      The Big Sleep
      The Maltese Falcon

      , a few more are:
      Out of the Past
      Detour
      The Man Who Cheated Himself
      Murder, My Sweet
      He Walked By Night
      D.O.A.
      Kiss of Death
      Two of a Kind
      Naked City
      Johnny Stool Pigeon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I picked this up a while back. These are all classics of the genre

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype for Laura or The Big Heat. Maybe they were so influential that the plot points became a norm, I don't know. But I didn't like them much.

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