>watching kino with parents. >5 minute graphic shitting scene comes on

>watching kino with parents
>5 minute graphic shitting scene comes on
>dad says "I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING"
>mom bites her lip and looks constipated

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>mom bites her lip and looks constipated
    Impossible girl's don't get constipated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moms aren't girls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most females suffer from constipation.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did his shoes immediately repair themselves?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who animates this shit? The degenerate world of animation is truly frightening.

      So this is the power of western animation

      Wrong board

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard when girls are constipated, they can help move the turd along by sticking their fingers into their vegana. The vegana canal shares a wall with the rectum, so the turd can be massaged and broken up via the vag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not into their vegana, they push the shit with their finger between the vegana and their butthole
      t.wife is a total moron with too much info

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks I was getting sad about nogf there for a second.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who animates this shit? The degenerate world of animation is truly frightening.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s John K you fricking loser

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >intimidated by a cartoon
      such a delicate zoomoid flower

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, Zoomertard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right he is a degenerate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right he is a degenerate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right he is a degenerate.

        Looking into the John K thing taught me that Canada used to be based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A boomer pedo with daddy issues.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reportedly the animatiors working on ran and stimpy wanted to work at it because their skills were actually tested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea. Just search for cartoon fart on yt if you dare.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >YT kids
        >username: StinkyTheSkunky
        oh lordy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid fricking zoomer homosexual worthless piece of shit. Never should have taught you brainless husks how to read and write.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kricfalusi is a hack and he'll never be Bob Clampett.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the power of western animation

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me that existed 🙁

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's such an underutilized storytelling device

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it was that one scene in that one Scary Movie...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In that situation if you gotta go you gotta go
      Everyone should be fine with someone else taking a crap
      Just have a designated shitting gap and tell everyone to kindly face away when someone is going

      Fricking amateur survivalists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      half of Cinemaphile would throw themselves under her pooper at the last second.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dead set is underrated and mogs 28 days later by a mile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the long painful groans, the slimy sounds and the smell, the foul smell.. pure hell............

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's poignant how all the other characters instantly break. Being in a shit-free cage was their last bit of remaining hope, and their morale was instantly shattered when it was taken from them.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese guy here
    I had the same situation when a scene of naked black guy comes on.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone pls post the "sister puffs up" greentext?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it was that one scene in that one Scary Movie...

      Posted at the same time. Jinx!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jinx!
        This reminded me of The Lonely Island.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there more movies that revolve entirely around shitting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plot too thin, literally just a drop in the bucket.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's boring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. short attention span

        https://i.imgur.com/IytQaZf.gif

        >watching kino with parents
        >5 minute graphic shitting scene comes on
        >dad says "I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING"
        >mom bites her lip and looks constipated

        Female poop scenes are way better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because of a decline in German and Japanese birth rates

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw kinoplex STILL hasn't replaced the toilet seating pens yet
    And they wonder why people aren't going out to the movies any more

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know that feel

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at the last place I worked the women's toilet was a little cubicle right inside the lunch room and it had mad reverb. If they farted or ripped ass while shitting you could hear it clear as day.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 minute graphic shitting scene comes on
    >get boner

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite what you feel about him personally, the animation quality of his projects is memorable. I'd take Fire Dogs 2 over some gay modern cartoon anyday.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think APC could be quite good if the timing was fixed and episodes were shortened to 10 mins.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If 12 year old me didn't find that kind it funny I'm not sure it's salvageable. What a disappointment.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of one of my experiences
    >watching TV with my family
    >Magnum ice cream advert comes on
    >My family: shocked Pikachu face
    >father shouts out 'HEH HEH... I WOULDN'T MIND SUCKIN ON ONE OF THOSE'
    >mother and sister puff up
    >mother casually mentions that magnum is also a brand of large condoms that African American men use
    >I laugh awkwardly (I'm 34 yo MGTOW so it doesn't phase me much)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mine was similar
      >watching TV with family
      >BLACKED advert comes on
      >my mom: I want to have sex with black men
      >my sister: I agree
      >my dad: I am a cuckold who would enjoy that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pottery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of one of my experiences
      >watching TV with my family
      >Metamucil advert comes on
      >My family: shocked Pikachu face
      >father shouts out 'HEH HEH... I WOULDN'T MIND TAKIN A SHIT THAT BIG'
      >mother and sister puff up (they have to shit)
      >mother casually mentions that Metamucil is a brand of fiber African American men use to take Big Black Shits (BBSs)
      >I laugh awkwardly (I'm 34 yo and permanently constipated so it doesn't phase me much)

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Nothing ever happens

    Literally me right now

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This board needs audio. I get why it's not possible but, still. "Hey, you guys wanna watch me take a dump?" "YES!"

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    APC is literally the worst thing in the entire world. if you find it funny you're probably from a 3rd world country or something

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how Elvis died.
    Be careful anons.
    I heard he ate nothing but fried banana peanut butter sandwiches for years which along with his heavy pill use, caused him endless constipation.
    And being overweight due to eating his sandwiches, not shitting, not exercising.
    My older brother just said a few days ago he got stuffed from eating peanut butter sandwiches many times a day.
    Constipation for a week then finally got prune juice and then shit almost once every hour for two days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Before anyone fricking says it. It wasn't the 25 pound turd in John Wayne's colon that killed him, it was the cancer that got him. The turd was a byproduct from the medication of the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The King.
        The Duke.
        A tale as old as time.
        Big poopy no come out.

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