>watching movie. >dude suddenly hangs dong

>watching movie
>dude suddenly hangs dong
What the frick

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily Mail has some weird relationship with Netflix. Netflix is definitely paying them under the table to hype stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most dailymail articles are paid ads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every other day there's a new article on the Daily Mail about an OnlyFans prostitute who's "earning" £100k a month.
      It's all paid advertising.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daily mail is a mix of marketing and sucking off israelites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youre only just realising how the entire pop culture industry works? It always been 99% disposable garbage being shilled left right and centre. Incredibly they've got the number up to 99.9% now

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the sole reason people watch israeliteflix garbage sex scenes and raunchy shit.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't most israelite media male only nudity

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I looked up the uncensored because I like big juicy wieners and I'm disappointed to say it's just a prop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A simple prop, to occupy my time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I looked up the uncensored because I like big juicy wieners and I'm disappointed to say it's just a prop.

        some many homos here, why?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Prison gays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TOGOTTOIL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >stipeMOBY
          no thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I like big juicy wieners
      Agreed. Only if they are female wieners though. Sadly, most movies lack this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hahaha yes I found the chance to use the trendy futa meme!!!! win!!!
        >female wieners are so great!!
        >*holds up spork*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See this used to be a joke a decade ago, but now it's a sad reality for many guys due to combined israeli + japanese machinations.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, just israelites. Japs know that it's all fake and to not take it seriously. That's why "draw a girl, call it a boy" became a thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Juicy? Does it have drippings like au juis?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female nudity has been ever more suppressed and removed from mainstream media for the last decade
    >male nudity only gets more and more explicit to the point where it's now more explicit than female nudity ever was

    Or was there ever a wet spread gash in a movie that I'm forgetting about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you are exactly correct. Female nudity is pretty much forbidden now, or at least confined to weird contexts that "empower" them but come across terribly ugly. Meanwhile, the man-ass epidemic on shows and films has now become a full blown wiener-in-your-face example of antagonistic Seth Rogan "frick you" filming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't support Wokeflix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you are exactly correct. Female nudity is pretty much forbidden now, or at least confined to weird contexts that "empower" them but come across terribly ugly. Meanwhile, the man-ass epidemic on shows and films has now become a full blown wiener-in-your-face example of antagonistic Seth Rogan "frick you" filming.

      Gee I wonder what changed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, yes, we all know why it happened. That doesn't stop it from being frustrating when we're told we have to celebrate ugliness and be deprived of anything we find beautiful. That's the problem, ugliness is all they are serving up. They just want to irritate us out of some sense of vindictiveness, and we shouldn't make that profitable for them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Skin’s updates suggest otherwise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Female full frontal nudity still exists in media. Why is it wrong to show male nudity by finally now being afraid to show dicks on screen?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol.
        lmao even

        >I HAVE PTSD BECAUSE I SAW A PENIS ON TV I WAS LITERALLY RAPED
        Are you a b***hy feminist because you sure sound like one

        >ITT fragile men afraid to see other men’s dicks

        >hey guys I'm so masculine I show my prosthetic penis and ass to everyone while I have sex with a woman that's absurdly covered up
        >totally not gay cuz it was fake sex with a clothed women

        I'm mostly surprised it isn't black

        they showed a bunch of black butts and pubes earlier. and even jeff daniels showed his 70- yr old ass. no female nudity whatsoever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Somebody should see if Dennis Franz needs work

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity has always been obsessed with wieners. Look at old statues and paintings. Plenty of dicks. Do you see any vulvas anywhere? They're all Barbie dolls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only vulva statues are by insane feminist artist cat ladies and I'm pretty sure the whole vibe is "women can make dick statues of what we have too". Like, they exist only because dick statues exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more than that, objects from swords and guns to towers and skyscrapers are a recreation of the phallus as symbol of power

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a million things that have to be cylindrical in order to work
        >"this is just the patriarchy imposing the phallic symbol on us"
        Why don't feminists design non-phallic useful things?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those have nothing to with wieners. wieners, like all those objects, require the form to perform the function. No one's making them that way BECAUSE wieners.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christian medieval art, particularly later. Lots of vulvas.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any (non-porn) movies that feature fully visible female anus?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Psycho remake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That can't be true.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does that German movie with eva lonescu count?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If a higher quality scan existed of The Hot Spot you could see Jennifer Connelly's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The scene is bathed in dark blue light but I think the girl in Pola X's (blatantly unsimulated) sex scene has her anus visible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Natalie Portman in Closer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been scoured frame-by-frame, no such luck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only one I can think of is that European flick where a chick puts lipstick on her butthole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she do that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Kingsman ending with the swedish princess, don't even need to brighten the image, clear as day. Very weird choice for a teen comic book movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do women have so many different kinds of beautiful asses? That one is what I would call a Derriere. Someone mentioned Scarjo earlier and she has a dumper. Same with Paulina Gaitan. Jessica Alba has a tushy. Jessia Biel has an ass. I love it so much and it's being chased out of hollywood to show unsightly manass and dicks and balls

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you people are so fricking pathetic

    literally just a prosthetic with no penetration

    meanwhile vincent gallo has a film where a chick visibly sucks his real wiener and you all applaud with how based it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile vincent gallo has a film where a chick visibly sucks his real wiener
      BASED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys i'm so mature and sexified that sex doesn't mean anything and I don't care that everything's getting gayer
      >i'm just gonna act like it's all just sex cuz i'm such a sex haver i'm pure sex and i'm so grownup and rad the fact that there's dick everywhere is totally cool and not gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Film name?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you could literally just google vincent gallo blowjob

        You're forgetting the fact that the "chick" was his ex girlfriend whom he paid to suck his wiener on camera, while she was dating another guy.
        I'd kill myself on the spot if I was that guy

        ahah that is epic for the win then xD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But I don't want to see vincent gallo getting blown?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're forgetting the fact that the "chick" was his ex girlfriend whom he paid to suck his wiener on camera, while she was dating another guy.
      I'd kill myself on the spot if I was that guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She did it as an actress though, it's her art. I wouldn't take it personally if I was bf. The next day she might play a maid or a drug addict. It doesn't mean she is actually doing the things as her self. It's acting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex is good.
      Just a penis is bad.
      This is not complicated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you would get the name of the movie in the first result without opening any websites you fricking moron

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright this is the best thread to ask this. There was some movie or TV show with some young college aged guy fricking a milf and then her husband comes in and he pulls out all embarrassed and his huge dick is visible and it's played for laughs. There was a TMZ segment where the actor said that nah he wishes his dick was that big. Not much to go on but it's been bothering me I can't remember.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Brink

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know this movie in which a guy and his wife have sexual fantasies, they were in a court and he imagines himself banging his female attorney in the middle of the trial? I watched it a long time ago and this is all I can remember.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        name?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Schools
    Wtf are schools playing it?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose they needed to do something to hype this absolute piece of shit up. By far, the worst adaptation Netflix has ever done, and that’s saying something. Wolfe hated the Bonfire of the Vanities movie, with good reason, so it’s good he’s not around to see this abomination.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >showing breasts and asses is fine
    >but somehow dicks are the limit
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      breasts and asses is fine
      It's not, unless they belong to men or trannies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How often do you see pussy lips in major media?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes dude. breasts and asses are fine, dicks are the limit. Dicks are the exact limit. You wanna show me a dick in a movie you can frick off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts are symbols of nourishment
      >butts are symbols of innocence & childhood
      >veganas are symbols of birth
      Dicks are supposed to be somewhat threatening & violent. Not Black person homosexual troony joi boi sticks or whatever they are now.
      They made women feel feminine, vulnerable & desirable. Women weren't old herberts who gazed upon male beauty or whatever perverse absurdity is 'common sense' now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dicks are supposed to be somewhat threatening & violent.

        Maybe yours. Mine is friendly and full of wonder.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On a scale of 1-10, how feminine is it?

          >and schools
          Why are they showing this in schools, exactly?

          We watched Eastern Promises in school. You see him hang dong in it. No one really cared but it was a different time.
          Now its just gay & embarrassing. Men are such a feminized, non-threatening joke.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How am I a homosexual, homosexual?
              I'll kick your fricking ass, bro

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a man in full? I guess that's where the title came from

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are incapable of creating or even understanding characters or plot so they replace everything with porn.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IS THAT A BODY PART???
    >OH G*D I'M GOING INSANE
    Just turn it off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just turn it off?
      That doesn’t reverse time moron, if you don’t want to see something and it already happened, it’s already too late. Also, its becomes more and more common, which means it happens over and over. homosexuals always think they are clever, but you are all stupid snarky morons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I HAVE PTSD BECAUSE I SAW A PENIS ON TV I WAS LITERALLY RAPED
        Are you a b***hy feminist because you sure sound like one

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG SECRET FOR MOVIEGOERS!!!

    YOU CAN LEGALLY HAVE BIG HONKING HARD BONERS in movies and they aren't porn because... IT'S A DILDO OR PENIS-EXTENSION SLEEVE.

    No really, THAT'S THE LAW.
    Technically, you can also have a full on vegana or breasts in a non-porn rated movie IF THEY'RE LIFELIKE SILICONE troony REPLICAS.

    Remember the dong showed off by Marky Mark in his movie? That was a silicone lifelike dildo of penis extension sleeve.

    Now if the movie rating boards put limits on lifelike sex toys, this would stop, but we're so dep in Weimar Germany decay and Idiocracy politics, why would they? Ban sex toys and you'll just get CGI DICKSWAPS less than an eyeblink later. I'm honestly shocked porn hasn't already adopted greenscreen Dick sleeves "Morphsuit Condoms" so they can swap out a less desired genitalia for a better selling CGI DICK SCULPT or 360 pan of a best selling dildo.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hang dong
    is this some asiatic thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Round eye don't know Hang Dong?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Season 1 of Future Man have the dude hanging dong for like half an episode?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is fabulous. Wonderful. Baby we were born this way.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Schools
    Why don't these moronic teachers watch it before showing it to the class then

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mainstream tv has had full fledged nudity be mainstream for decades with crazy degenerate sex all over the place but some guys boner mindbreaks people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Intentionally ignoring the point and arguing in bad faith is how you know you're dealing with a shill

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A large penis is always welcome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Atia of the julii I call for justice

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uncensored?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Google it.
      Spoiler: it's a prosthetic

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when an actor chooses to use a prop arent they just admitting they have a small wiener

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a porn shoot where they load men with viagra if not even inject your dick with trimix.
      Even if the actor was hung and comfortable enough, the logistics of maintaining an erection for the duration of the shooting(it takes hours to film a scene) would be totally unrealistic

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his boner horizontal?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THE DUDE HANGS DONG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dude abides

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this means we start seeing pussy and butthole in TV I'm all about it.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and schools
    Why are they showing this in schools, exactly?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood why flaccid penises are common but erect ones are extremely rare in film and tv.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now as gays and women are everywhere you will be able to see both but even the brim of a female nipple or a woman in lingere is haram.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women arent homosexuals and don't have the same sexuality as they do.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    about damn time
    we all want to see it

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn’t a serbian film already do that

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this show, it's dogshit by the way. I gurantee no child has seen this show, and if the universe was just no adult, including me, would either. This scene is in the last part of the last episode, and before that there's graphic sex scene, so you have plenty of time to turn it off.
    the headline is so stupid, this is a netflix show set in america, why the frick are mps and schools are shocked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're shocked so they have something else to talk about besides how they are selling their country down the river

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so it's trash? came here for this. thanks, Anon. seems like they turned a great book I have no time to read into a limited series I shouldn't bother to watch

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the star trek interracial kiss was worse

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't respect men and will continue to sexualize us until we take a stand.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are they showing it in schools?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT fragile men afraid to see other men’s dicks

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are such fricking homosexuals, wont ever show pussy, even during their lame """sex""" scenes. This is why nobody wants sex scenes anymore, its all homosexuals, ugly people and lame scenes with covered actresses.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm mostly surprised it isn't black

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    america is still puritanic

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless it's a nude hot asian male, people won't care

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A man's gotta shake his baalls
    This show was so bad it was laughable. Also, in a sense, the title was not lying--We did get to see 'a man in full', but I'm so desensitized to dong at this point it didn't even phase me. I gave it a sympathy watch because of Regina King's son.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can show people getting killed, dismembered and beheaded
    >can show boobs
    >can even show sex scenes
    >but the second you show an erect penis it becomes unacceptable
    Makes no fricking sense. We all got wieners anyway and we know they get hard, I don't see why we can't show it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people like you just roam around the Internet waiting to post this?
      Also, how the frick are boobs like dicks?
      Breasts are symbols of comfort & nourishment that feed babies.
      Dicks are demoralizing people seeders. It's like seeing fallopian tubes or some shit. It's simply too clinical. All male nudity is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know better than anyone you can suck nourishment out of a dick.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure there are hard dicks in under ther skin with scarlet johansson. And there not prosthetic.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix isn’t real tv. It’s N.
    They are the next MTV or AOL, after their subscribers die off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's N
      few other letters too

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is that... a part of the human body?? AIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME JESUS AND DR. KELLOGG I'M GOING INSANE

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Europeans like naked men?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All media ultimately devolves into pornography and snuff if you don't routinely reign the creators in

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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