>watching ROTS in cinema
>pic related happens
>boy turns to his dad & says "I don't like Anakin anymore"
>watching ROTS in cinema. >pic related happens
>watching ROTS in cinema
>pic related happens
>boy turns to his dad & says "I don't like Anakin anymore"
I LOVED IT, what a SHIT, unappreciative CHILD. Anakin's downfall was a great inspiration to me.
is your manifesto written up?
Go to bed Jacen Solo.
Don't worry, I called that boy a homosexual
t. OP's dad
I have a similar memory of my mom watching this with me and my dad and when this scene came on she just got up and said “yeah I think I’m just done with Star Wars now” and to this day she hasn’t watched or participated in anything related to it, it really is an absurdly dark, fricked up thing to deliberately film, the little kid was even told to jump when anakin turned his saber on, like he was actually afraid and about to be chopped in half.
Everybody jokes about it too, almost as if to cope for how fricked up it is
How the frick could you not? And I always thought McGregor was laughing when he said “killing younglings” I mean it really is awful to think about.
How do you think Jar Jar took the news when it was explained to him? Did they show him footage of Anakin flipping around throwing the sword or was he very machine like has he butchered them? It’s a bizarre thing to even think about.
Yeah because fairy tales throughout history over thousands of years where animals and children were killed or murdered or eaten etc etc, right? But now Star Wars must be pure of that? Give me a break.
Fairy Tales aren't movies, nor were they intended exclusively for children like star wars is
>Different medium so it doesn't count
Amazing argument.
>I like children's movies
Okay
homosexual.
>nor were they intended exclusively for children like star wars is
cute bait
Great kid's show! Let's show this to all the preschoolers it's intended for! Nothing bad or overly violent ever happens in these movies which are obviously intended for an extremely young audience!
I think you're taking this a bit too seriously. You wouldn't be posting disingenuously for the sake of trying to fool others here, right?
>Dude you're taking it too le seriously!
No. Actually respond and come up with an argument. I'm not here to entertain your vague non rebuttals.
>I am a fricking moron
>stories that end with kids dying to teach a lesson vs having your hero just kill kids to show edgy he is
There's a difference
Kids get killed in fairy tales all the time, also everyone knew Anakin was going to become Vader. moron.
>can't discern tone
Dumbass.
The movie had an adult rating. Dumb frick.
>13+ is adult
lol
>sci-fi violence and some intense images
Apparently you're still struggling with what you saw lol
Actually it's what you don't see that's the worst
>still struggling with implications from 18 years ago
homosexual
Sociopath
Lucas is gone on record repeatedly stating star wars is a kids movie
Regardless, they're enjoyed by people of all ages. Children didn't used to wrapped in cotton wool. Now we have homosexuals like you crying about something that happened off screen in a star wars movie which was apparently suitable for 13 year olds. Could you be any more pathetic?
Actually, I'm mentioning a kid that was disturbed by it all the way back in 2005
You're obviously still traumatised. Imagine the bad guy actually doing something bad. homosexual.
Imagine being a lucas wienersucker
talk is cheap motherfricker, lucas has said alot of things
Then you're admitting he can't be trusted
lmaoing at this aids gay still crying
I hope Lucas sees this, bro
I don't imagine he will, and even if he did. I don't think he'd be too concerned about a grown man crying about some fictional children being killed off screen by a globally recognised villain in a movie from nearly 20 years. He'd probably suggest you need some counselling or something. It's pretty weird how it's fricked your life up so badly, every other kid was fine, most kids had seen far worse long before that. It's not right that an adult would be clinging to something like this. You're a poor, damaged wretch whi should be pitied. How did this become your life? Have you nothing else to do on the weekend? Have you ever known the touch of a woman? Did a man touch you while watching revenge of the sith?
>How did this become your life? Have you nothing else to do on the weekend? Have you ever known the touch of a woman?
I'm on Cinemaphile, aren't I?
He cared enough about grown men crying to sell his baby to israelites
>hero
yep, it's another moronic post on Cinemaphile
>It’s a bizarre thing to even think about.
Well, the line between comedy and horror...
ROTS in cinema
damn homie you old
My mom took me to see it when I was a kid and I’m 24 now. After the premier she took me to Toys R Us at midnight for this event they had and fought through a horde of hundreds of sweaty autistic man-children to get her baby boy some action figures. Great memory, honestly. Words cannot describe how packed and cut throat it was at the Toys R Us, disgusting dysgenic Reddit Black folk fighting over plastic consumer slop but my mom dealt with it anyway because she knew it would mean the world to me. She’s a good woman.
I'm 27 and ROTS was the first Star Wars I saw in the theater. I watched the OT and 1+2 on home video all the time.
im 22 and watched rots in the theatres
I watched the OT SEs in the theater in the 90s and the PT in theaters.
I saw the Phantom Menace in theatres, fricko. We're EVERYWHERE. Old men are tearing you homosexuals a new butthole left and right on this board. Suck it.
My dad went with some of his friends to watch it and then verbally described RotS to me on a car ride because I was too afraid to watch it in theaters at the time, I was seven years old
Two years later he took me to see Spider-Man 3 and I was so disturbed by it that I made him take me out of the theater. Though in retrospect maybe I was just really aroused by watching Flint Marko melt into a pile of sand which made the rest of the film kind of uncomfortable in a mildly frightening way
You sound like a little homosexual. My dad showed me robocop when I was 5
well I eventually turned into a gore-watching animal mutilator so how do you like them apples boomer b***h
>boomer b***h
Youre a couple of generations off there, try hard zoomie. Also.
>bring aroused by sand
We're you molested in the sand pit?
Was about 10 when I saw it. Saw the rest on tv. I didn't really think anything about him slaughtering the younglings, as he was there to slaughter Jedi to begin with.
>turn around in the cinema one time
>girl behind smiles at me
>i turn back around and pretend i didn't notice her
I recently watched all the Star Wars movies for the first time and they're boring as frick.
I don't even mind the 70s special effects, but the story is dumb.
>boy turns to his dad
Dads took their sons to this shit? My dad just took to me to watch James Bond. Star Wars was (and is) for losers.
I think you're underestimating how beloved Star Wars once was.
it was kino
What. The. Frick.
go back reddit cuck
Why are you being so mean?
Force Lightning is certainly the best tool for self defense, and it holds up in galactic court.
moron. Every kid larped that scene as Anakin massacring the younglings. No half respectable kid ever identified as the younglings.
Not everyone is a school shooter
Anakin looked cool, and every kid wants to be cool. Why the frick would you ever identify as anything less.
Yeah I thought Anakin was cool.
Until he murdered little kids in cold blood
not everyone is a redditgay
My friend started laughing in the theatre and kept repeating “he killed the kids.” We both ironically wore an I ewoks shirts
>ironically wearing Ewoks shirt
Are you saying we didn’t really do that
Depends. Was it movie or cartoon ewoks?
The shirts were home made and said I (heart) Ewoks. We knew there weren’t any in the movie
People think it's good because it's heckin epic dark tone
John Williams carries the movie so hard
The tone isnt dark, theres so much chessy shit in the movie. The Last Jedi has dark tone and strong acting. The acting in ROTS is mostly laughable.
>TLJ has strong acting
>im blind
Anon The Last Jedi's acting literally shits all over the acting in the previous 7 movies. Makes them look like they werent even trying to give good performances.
I'd take the robot acting from Lucas any day over the acting in TLJ.
Good for you, you'd take dogshit over actual quality. You're not alone with that shit taste.
Do you just come into every star wars thread and spew your shit sequel opinions? GTFO
I swear to god I fricking loathe you Last Jedi haters more than anything
The crap awakens the last Jedi and the third poop sucks. Disney nu wars is Aids
>Disney nu wars is Aids
I've been told it's homosexual shit.
It's called bait.
It's unintentional though.
And that makes it worse since homosexuals praise the movie because of memes from reddit a decade ago.
People don't realize the memes were laughing AT the prequels, not WITH them
So are these people just zoomers or prequel autists of all kinds. Because it's embarassing seeing the shit these Star Wars fans say about the new movies and they call ROTS the best movie. The fandom is a cesspool.
>just zoomers or prequel autists
What's the difference?
Was it self defense?
Saw RotS at midnight premiere. Shit was cash.
>have the death star blow up a planet killing hundreds of millions of innocent children and their parents
>YEA! STAR WARS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER!
>have Anakin kill half a dozen younglings with a sword
>Whoa... too far, George. The prequels are trash now. I'm going to watch Disney instead.
>can't discern tone or intent
Based moron.
>mass genocide is ok because they had a happy tone and said they didn't intend it
moron
I don't think you understand tone, moron. A comically evil death machine blows up a planet, it doesn't unsettle the tone of my flash Gordon ripoff, it's not off base emotionally, it's all faceless victims off screen. Luke's aunt and uncle have a single scene, their deaths move the story. Neither of these things change the tone of the movie .
Anakin, your supposed "fallen hero" murdering a room full of 5 year olds does.
I truly can't tell if you have a form of autism or not, my point is the context and how scenes are executed. I'm not an unfeeling psychopath like you are, I don't really get into something as visually obvious as "I'm going to murder a room full of children" when nothing leading UP to that point deserves that sort of 180 heel turn. That's what you keep ignoring btw: it really isn't earned. Nothing about the younglings thing is coherent or earned by anything happening in the movie. There's no relationship he has with these kids, we don't know their names, we aren't introduced to them at all. It's "here's a room full of kids he's going to kill, le shocking huh"? It feels cheap and tonally off. You keep making comparisons to the death star but the death star was the major climax of the film, a constant threat and even a backdrop for most of the movie.
The death star didn't just show up randomly in a three second smash cut and ignite a lightsaber and tell the people of Alderaan not to come to school today.
>the smoking corpses of the only family Luke ever knew didn't change the tone of the film
>Luke having his hand cut off didn't changed the tone of the film
>Han being frozen and possibly killed in a carbonite coffin didn't change the tone of the film
>the implication of shmi being tortured/abused/starved to the point of death didn't change the tone of the film
>Vader watching his son being tortured didn't change the tone of the film
None of which were anywhere near as overt or as explicit.
You're the only homosexual who's having a cry about it.
Yes.
>The death star didn't just show up randomly in a three second smash cut and ignite a lightsaber and tell the people of Alderaan not to come to school today.
Didn't tfa have a scene like that?
There's a reason star wars video game adaptations still includes alderaan being destroyed but always leave out Anakin killing Younglings
>Dude video games censor themselves
Not an argument
>>can't discern tone or intent
I guess you couldn't, seeing as the shir you're crying about ended up in the movie.
Prequelgays are beautiful little brainlets.
Darth Vader blew up a planet of billions, and you are crying over 7 kids?
I'm so tired of arguing with you brainlets
Tarkin gave the order, also
You should have asked your dad to stop molesting you.
I accept your concession.
>The death of seven kids is a tragedy. The death of seven billion is a statistic.
and that boys name? Barrack Hussein Obama
>thread full of moronic trilogywarring fat frick americans larping as normies to score some Ws in the most petty moronic smallbrained manner possible over the hecking zoomers and their hecking prequel trilogy on a saturday night when every incel flocks to shitpost here instead of doing something useful with his weekend
herp derp slava ukraini
The prequels were gen y movies, moron.
>i killed all the younglings, you know the 3-5 year old children that are barely finished being babbys
>annakin i still support you!
what? no woman on earth
>chokes her and by extension her unborn kids
> "I know there's still good in him"