Watching this movie in 2024 is legitimately insane. It somehow manages to be both prophetic and dated.

Watching this movie in 2024 is legitimately insane. It somehow manages to be both prophetic and dated.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's horrible

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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How bad is argylle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I didn't even go to the theatre for it. It's on the Mount Rushmore of dogshit.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its like britbongs attempt at american action

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Kick-Ass but with British Spies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kick Ass is a far better movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course. It was soulful.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all three kingsman movies are my favourite, the prequel one was especially redpilling about ww1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Decided to watch all three a few days ago. The second film should have been a Statesman film, the President did nothing wrong, and the prequel sucked ass.

      First one was ok but the second one shit on everything that made the first one good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The first one was not very good and the second one was definitely worse, bringing back Harry was an absolutely moronic choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the third one was okay but it was weird as frick and felt like several movies mushed into one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The third one is the worst

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP, watch kingsman 3. You won't believe the twist in the middle of the film. Matthew Vaughan is a cheeky bastard that should have refunded everyone's money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is the twist?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Main character gets shot in the head with an hour and a half of film left then fricking voldemort takes over the film as the main character

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So the boy is not really the protagonist? And the villain is Rasputin and young Hitler?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty much imagine eggsy dying halfway through. Vaughan thinks he's clever

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Gemma Arterton
            Yummy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And yeah but I think Hitler didn't turn up until the end, i dunno. I still couldn't believe voldemort was now the main character

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I would like to cast myself in a movie as Hitler meeting aliens in Antarctica.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Voldemort keeps trying to offer his son to be raped by Rasputin, then shortly after the son gets shot in the head and dies, and Kick-Ass delivers the message to Voldemort for some reason.

        You'd think that's just a random string of words or exaggerated in some way. Watch the movie and you'd see it's a 100% accurate description of what happens.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was dated when it came out. Bad CGI and lame Bond jokes years after Austin Powers had done it to death

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Decided to watch all three a few days ago. The second film should have been a Statesman film, the President did nothing wrong, and the prequel sucked ass.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >main villain is a black guy
    It was a different time

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It somehow manages to be both prophetic and dated.
    No, it manages to be garbage.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prophetic in how shit movies were about to become?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >malthusian environmentalist billionaires
      >npc behavior switches
      >neurolink brain implants
      Perhaps prophetic isn't the right word as these things already existed. They just weren't in the cultural zeitgeist outside of schizo circles.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watched Baby Driver for the first time yesterday. Avoided it because I thought it was the same thing as Kingsman but was pleasantly surprised

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one here would have ever imagined that Edgar Wright would have a more regular career as a cinesat than Matthew Vaughn.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First one is a very solid flick, I loved it. Sequel was such a piece of dogshit that I will never watch the prequel

  13. 1 month ago
    Snake

    >It somehow manages to be both prophetic and dated.
    That's because it deals with eternal themes that transcend time. Science and Technology have advanced but human nature is basically the same it's been since the invention of fire.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aged terribly

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