Watching Yellowjackets I feel so conflicted when half the screentime is the surviving in the woods with attractive teens you actually want to watch and the other is about some roasties having sex with younger guys it's like half the show was made for me and the other half for my mom
Roasties dont deserve love. Fr fr no cap
Fippy bippy
The tone is also very different. The teenage babes act in a naturalistic way whereas the hideous old hags act like they are in a cartoon. The show should have just focused on the cannibal babes in the forest.
I disagree. I think it showcases their character progressions and regressions, almost their need to return to/inability to escape from that period in their lives.
>90s nostalgia show
>girl has a wolf cut
I assume this show was entirely created by zoomers?
>zoomer moron thinks his generation invented everything
As if they didn't do that shit in the 80's. This haircut is just another retro throwback, because current pop culture is creatively bankrupt.
>and the other is about some roasties having sex with younger guys
Wait, it isnt only the cuties??? I wont watch this then
It's like lost with two plotlines going on at the same time, past and present, the past is the good stuff and the present is a middle age women drama, the only good thing about the latter part is Christina Ricci
Natalie aged really badly compared to her kek
she also turned into a really bad actress
Juliette Lewis is fricking awful
Natalie aging poorly can at least be explained by the years of drugs/alcohol she consumed after being rescued, she was in rehab after all. Must be awkward for the actress getting mogged so hard by her younger counterpart though lmao
>Hey Juliette you’ll be playing an aged burnout version of this Joan Jett chick, it’ll be fun
>oh sounds great, can’t wait to see what the makeup is like for the weathering.
>makeup?
The costume design for her character was just whatever she showed up to set wearing that day
"This 50 year old looks like a 50 year old"
Brilliant commentary anon
melanie lynskey can get it hardcore
aging that bad is not possible, no matter how drug you take and how many hiv filled dicks you suck, it's not possible.
juliette ruins the series for me
shitty over the top acting and is hard to believe young nat turns in something so nasty
terrible casting choice
you don't know druggies, you're lucky
I only saw the first episode so far but I was really surprised and in a sort of disbelief that this nerd girl wasn't immediately killed in the plane crash or after.
Lol you have no idea how much you've misjudged her
Damn, I bet she rapes one of the dudes in that crash
>Blood on face and forehead but not on hair
2/10 would not bang
tfw no yandere gf
Apparently that hair of hers is this really uncomfortable wig they make her wear. She says it's crazy heavy and itchy and she can never wait to take it off. She's naturally a blonde, no clue why they didn't just give her a perm for the show
I'm on episode 5 she's my favorite so far
god shes so perfect in both timelines. I just want a batshit insane clingy gf
Misty is unquestionably best girl.
No you don't. You're just lonely. If you actually hook up with someone like this you're going to regret it because they're going to want to control your life. Misty is still single for a reason.
>Misty is still single for a reason.
Pretty sure she and Elijah Wood are gonna get it on this season
what a brutal mogging
How? By who?
>all she wanted was a good frick with professor Bean
really our fates don't hold to much
I'd date a cute guy if he looked like that.
there are no guys that look like that
>there are no guys that look like that
There are. They're just rare.
The adult timeline really isn't that bad, I think it's just as interesting. Someone knows what they did out in the woods and killed Travis, and they're trying to solve the mystery. Shit's interesting
It isn’t a mystery. Rich girl with the visions is clearly behind it all and runs some cult. At the most they’ll introduce some new “real” real big bad as a cheap reveal. The only mystery is which characters have spent the last decades with the cult instead of actually being dead. My guess is that they’ll go full shlock and reveal that the black woman’s old girlfriend and Shauna’s kid are still alive and with the cult. They might also show coach being alive somewhere since he is a popular character and wasn’t really part of the class so his absence in the present timeline would be justified. Tbh who the frick knows, they were stupid enough to prematurely kill Laura Lee and the frog despite them being some of the best characters in a very limited cast. Also, the show-runners are delusional enough to think this thing has enough plot to last five seasons.
>not even death stops the frog from trolling shauna
lol
Ghostfrog is still just as much of a b***h as she was when she was alive too. You'd think death might make her more sympathetic, but she's still just as much of a c**t
stop insulting my frogfu, she is perfect in every way
She has great breasts
Settle down, she has breasts, but I don't know if they'd qualify as "great"
They are very beautiful, incel
it's so funny posting here, everybody only has 2 speeds- something is either the best ever, or the absolute worst, with no space in between. She looks fine, but her boobs are just average. That's not an insult- she isn't a porn star, she's not hired or judged based on how good her breasts look. She's an actor. She does a really good job playing her role on the show, but her boobs are just nothing to write home about, I don't know what to tell you
>she's not hired or judged based on how good her breasts look.
that's why they need to make me casting emperor of hollywood. I will judge based on how good breasts look with force and impunity.
you can't tell you absolute homosexual
they look good at worst
There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do to suck on those puppies while I’m surviving the wilderness in a tent with her.
Did anyone stop to realize how lucky the son of a b***h kid is? You’re plane went down in the forest with the entire girls soccer team…
I bet her nipples are literally invisible
Good morning
what pajeet hurt you anon? I just like pale girls
It’s funny to laugh at poocels (like you)
Shes cute
For me its Callie
She was annoying in season 1, now I'm rooting for her, shouna is fricked up
All the adult Shauna stuff is so cringey, I hope the daughter brings her down
Somebody said she was like Skylar from Breaking Bad for this show. I never watched Breaking Bad, but I gather that the series generally portrayed her as a bad person because she was always standing in the way of Walter's plans or something, but after the series concluded and people took time to take a step back and reassess the actual things the two characters were advocating for people realized she was generally being very reasonable and actually Walter was in the wrong. That's how I think we're going to view Callie. The show makes her seem like this snotty spoiled bratty girl always giving her mom a hard time, but take a step back and really look at what she's saying. Her mother was having a secret affair cheating on her father and then murdered her ex lover and is now attempting to cover it up. All of that is insanely illegal and very much immoral. She's 100% justifiably angry about the situation she finds herself in, because her parents are running around doing objectively horrible things. The show makes it look like Callie is a b***h, but if you listen to what she's saying Callie is 100% in the right
How come no one heard Misty bashing this thing?
She was pretty far away and they were all together talking and making noise around the bonfire
Background music was too loud
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
It's Teen Wolf meets Riverdale.
Is anyone else back to thinking Adam is grown up Javi? I was totally dismissive of it the entire first season, but now after seeing his art studio and all of those giant paintings he did of Shauna he absolutely had to have been lying
how could anyone be that invested as to give a shit?
What are you talking about? the show is a huge hit. A lot of people are actually very interested in exactly that. It's fine if you aren't, but how are you acting surprised that a show as popular as it is has fans that are actually interested in the plot?
>What are you talking about? the show is a huge hit.
how can this be if these threads on Cinemaphile are literally the only place i've ever heard of this show from?
good point, because if you haven't heard about it that means it can't exist
100% literally and unironically.
you don't leave your house and spend 12 hours a day here
yes and?
I unironically thought Adam was Javi too, that would explain why he was so obsessed with her despite being a dumpy, unremarkable mom. It seemed set up with Javi being interested in young Shauna's diary and how he stole her diary from her safe in the present day, but it was debunked according to the wiki
"Javi's character is the subject of a large number of theories within theYellowjacketsfan community, among these being that he is the younger version of of the characterAdam Martin, whom Shauna has an affair with.[1]This theory was ultimately debunked by the show's creators in June 2022, who stated that they had actually considered the idea, but dispensed with it early on because it did not feel organically right.[2]In an interview withEntertainment Weekly, co-creator and showrunnerJonathan Liscolater stated that while it might have been a cute surprise in the Adam Martin, whom Shauna has an affair with.[1] moment, ultimately it would haunt the audience more if Shauna ended up killing someone who actually liked her and wanted to be with her out of post-traumatic stress. He also said that audiences would see why they made the decision as they saw the fabric and tapestry ofSeason 2.[3]"
This is the dumbest shit ever, so he escaped the wilderness by himself, got adopted and lived his life quietly despite his face plastered everywhere?
Okay, but when you say it like that it just sounds bad, so stop saying it like that please.
I rather they never explain what happened to him and he just fricking vanished with no trace
It’s half of an excellent show. The Lord of the Flies atmosphere is great. The modern day plot is like a bad CW show…
It is a chick show, guys
What the frick is his problem?
Who else watched the other stranded teen girls show that was cancelled because most of the audience was man-hating lesbians and in S2 they introduced guys? It was alright I guess.
>season 1 is great
>feminism against females, it's great
>finale is incredible, what the frick?
>can't wait for season 2
>season 2 arrives
>80% of the drama is around a guy who jerk offd on another guy
Well... Frick my life
yellowbros, i had a dream about our girls but the magic woods had made them grow penises. it was quite vivid. lottie had an erection and said 'what's wrong with my dick? wait, why do i have a dick?!' then i woke up.
am i gay now?
sounds like a preexisting condition
this girl is cute, what is the plot?
girl soccer team's plane crashes in the canadian wilderness, things get real weird. we see them struggling to survive as teenagers, and as adults trying to hide/run from the things they did there.
So we're all clear that pit girl is 100% Mari, right? Same hair color, same skin tone- but the real clincher is that look on Misty's face at dawn after they eat her when she takes off her mask. She looks so smug, and I figured out why. She's gotten in trouble for poisoning the team's food several times, and the loudest, angriest, most vocal critic of her has been Mari.
>Misty, what the frick do you think you're doing next to the stove?
>What? Are you going to try and poison us all again or something?
>You know the rules Misty- you can't go anywhere near the food.
But after pit girl dies we see that it's Misty that cooks and prepares and serves everyone their meal. Cooking so far has always been Mari's job. Cut to the next morning and we see Misty take off that mask and smile looking all smug as if to say "who's laughing now, b***h?" I'm calling it right here- you can screencap this post.
new season out?
new episodes drop fridays at midnight est. the title of the season premiere won't make sense until you watch it though
>the title of the season premiere won't make sense until you watch it though
??????????
The episode's name is Friends, Romans, Countrymen and it only makes sense after you see what happens in it
cute
Natalie is the hottest teen and then as an adult she's... Juliet fricking Lewis? Worst thing about this easily
Her character comes from a poor family that lives in a trailer. She drinks and smokes and does drugs heavily at an early age. What do you honestly think a person from that background living that lifestyle nonstop looks like after 20-30 years? Lol they don't get hotter dude
So Crystal the musical theater kid has just been there the entire time? It does explain why Misty in the present loves showtunes but as a teen in the 90's fricking hated them the first time she hears them.
As soon as I heard there were going to be more seasons and then all the mystery box bullshit that started happening I peaced the frick out. I sat through lost I ain't doing that shit again. Most of the interesting shit is what happens in the wilderness with the teens but they're dragging it out as much as possible frick that shit.
Does that musical theater girl really want to be Misty's friend?
According to interviews Sammi Hanratty has said they start a friendship with each other that apparently goes on for an extended amount of time, but obviously she wouldn't say exactly how long or give details on why it ultimately ends
this girl looks just like my high school girlfriend's lesbian sister
Reminder that Soapy is fat now so she'll be wearing a bulky coat in every scene.
This is the problem I had with the first season, the current day plotline just isn't that interesting. The characters are not interesting to me. Which is strange because it's probably a more interesting story than the cookie cutter plane crash and survival scenario story when they're younger. Yet that generic stuff is far more entertaining.
God I wish that was me
Homocoach just generally kind of overseeing the whole situation there from the background.
Here's why you know that's most likely a person they're eating in that shot- they've killed game before and they don't eat it like that. They clean it and cook it and prepare it, and they sit down and eat it as a meal like they're people. When they killed that bear they didn't all descend on it's body and start ripping it limb from limb and eating it raw- they cooked it. This is clearly something very different
Also the look of shame on nats face
Same, but it reverted for me in season 2, they are going to chew the rubber in the past timeline because they have to stretch it to 5 seasons or something, and the present is where shit actually happens
What would you eat first /buzz/?
Snap off a toe or two, no one will even notice.
It's not officially /buzz/ unless you put it in the subject line in the op. This is some off brand shit
Not with that attitude
Her vagoo flaps
i've always wondered what human ass tastes like
most animals lack one
Now it is the insects that will be feasting on the frog for a change, how deliciously ironic
Rent free
Wrong pic lol
Yeah I am pretty disappointed by the season 2 premiere, it looks like they are really sticking with focus on the adults. It is boring as frick and ya Melanie Lynsky is kind of a slampig but she's really not all that. Ricci is the only cute adult
They casted the milf from Servant as adult ginger so there will be competition
why would there be an axe on a plane?
Emergency axe
Is this that same tired meme people dust off and trot out whenever anybody talks about the movie Prometheus? Yes airplanes have axes, and for really easy to understand utilitarian reasons. In case of an emergency they come in really handy and they're very light weight so it doesn't cost much in terms of energy to just have one around just in case
the show is a power trip for 40 something stay at home moms.
remember when we were hot and badass??
the show is shit and I'm pretty sure season 2 is going to suck ass. the last episode of season 1 pretty much ruined it all.
>try to watch this because of Cinemaphile shills
>it's just annoying women talking
Not even the qt in the OP is enough for me to spend more than 15 minutes viewing
I got memed into watching this shit too...
And really the cutie is the only good part of the show. Really not worth it.
Cool. You're the one up talking about it at 4:30 in the morning. If you hate it so much, feel free to just leave.
>he's an am*rican
oh nonono HAHAHA you're the one simping at 4am
more and more shows have characters of different age groups these days to appeal to different audiences. You rarely see a show where everyone is the same age anymore
Okay, that's about enough with the boners.
Please do not post any more images from the show of boners.
is this show worth watching or is Cinemaphile just horny as usual?
Ehhhh I like it but like OP said there's some boring parts, if you like survival thrillers, lost or cannibal stuff like wrong turn it's worth it
No.
I'll spare you time.
The begining of the show is interesting with the plane crash in the woods the wird cabin, the engravings on the trees and all but it becomes boring and predictable. You slowly realise that they're pretty much all horrible people and you just don't care what happens to this bunch of c**ts. + there's a bunch of pozzed shit muh powerful black lesbian...
could've been a lot better
It's one of the best TV shows right now. Actualy good story, good actresses, and surprisingly not too much woke shit (i would say the wokiest in the show is probably having a lesbian couple). Also good soundtrack.
No, there's lesbians on the show so all my kids are trans now
>no woke
how is not woke?
everyone accepts all the gayness in the 90s! lmao
no one says nothing,no one dares to make questions,everyone is ok with the black girl kissing the white girl
>everyone accepts all the gayness in the 90s! lmao
they're all soccer players
it's to be expected
The three gay characters on the show are completely in the closet until they think they're probably all going to die and everybody is too concerned about starving or freezing to death to care.
Wow! So woke!
>three gay characters
That's already 3 too much
in a group of 100 people you can expect 30 to be gay
we have 17 gay posters in this thread right now as a matter of fact
>30% of people are gay
sure buddy, maybe in your gayborhood
I want to fondle her soft pale breasts. Seriously.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!
FROGBROS
SHE'S ALIVE TT_TT
THE QUEEN L I V E S
Best girls:
S1:
1) Laura Lee
2) Jackie
S2:
1) Teen Lottie
2) Milf Lottie
3) Milf Misty
What's your ranking so far ?
Laura Lee and Lottie mog everyone else
Too bad she's vaxxed. Her fertile young womb is literally poisoned. Her invitingly pink vulva is like a poisonous toad.
The present timeline is kinda more interesting now
Landing stuff is over and they should become full blown cannibal cultists only in the last season. Prepare for multiple years of literally nothing happening in the past
There's no full blown cannibalism
The sound track for this is stupid nostalgic. It really has no business being as good as is
>no woke
also one of the main characters is not only a turbo lesbian but shes married to a black woman and has accepting black kid whos of course ok with having two moms,frick questions
hahhahahahha i like this show but saying this shit is not woke is schizo levels of delusional
>kill best char
>oh shit now is ghost
This wont make it past season 2.
>show about the 90s
>DUDE REMEMBER NIRVANA?RIP KURT!
this show is ass
best girl died too early THOUGH
How do I get a gf that looks like her if I'm a NEET and afraid to go outside
Wait for graphics and AI to improve.
>so you like anal you bawd?
whats this scene necessary?
shit show for c*mbrains