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Way better than Ariana Grande.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't she Black?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's a brunette, not a ginger.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were getting Ariana?
    What happened?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay she's kinda hot, I'm down.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ...looks like a good match. Still not watching Disney trash, though. You know Herc's gonna get the old "men are trash, it's OUR turn now!" treatment though.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Argyle wasted both Henry and Dua Lipa who was ready and willing to be a sexy bawd in favor of fat frick Howard, I hope she is also a sexy bawd in this movie

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Love Dua Lipa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dua is great

      I shant be watching but I will furiously jerk off to Dua Lipa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dua is great

      [...]
      [...]

      stop cheating on your girlfriend, Mark.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why court two lipas

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dua is great

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]

      Not the same without the permanent slave collar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >permanent slave collar
        I don't get the reference.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Early Dua always wore collars and chokers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Early Dua always wore collars and chokers

          "It was like a constant porno Luke."

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >more Disney live-actions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And it's gonna be a "tiktok" style musical

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad, although still creatively bankrupt.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I shant be watching but I will furiously jerk off to Dua Lipa

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, does that mean Meg is from Epirus?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Things in the Balkans have always been more ethnically mixed than the Serbs and Albanians would have you believe. It's not hard to assume that of mythology.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, at least it ain't the fricking ghoul anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ariana is going to flame out as a movie star after the Wicked movie bombs.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone is better than that midget that pretends she is Hispanic, black, Asian, and etc.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Hercules still black, or did they cast a white guy this time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Taron Egerton as Hercules is the most recent rumor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Hercules still black

      He never was. You'd know that if you bothered to read beyond ragebaiting twitter headlines.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alboc**t playing a Greek
    I'll take Grande, she's at least Sicilian and not a slavoturkicmutt. I'll take Zendaya and MB Jordan in a blaxspoitation movie, just frick it all up with Black folk and be done with it. Frick alboc**ts. Frick them all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, anything that isn't Aryan is a disgrace to the white race.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've got your movie: Charlie Day as Hercules, Charles Martinet as one of the gods, and Danny DeVito as himself, naked.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As long as Herc isn't black.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can she even sing?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is that?

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