We almost lost Gordon Ramsay a few days ago, bros. Wear a helmet.
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We almost lost Gordon Ramsay a few days ago, bros. Wear a helmet.
We almost lost Gordon Ramsay a few days ago, bros. Wear a helmet.
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this is what happens when you go outside in new london
Sorry boys, I tried. The fricker is like a cat with 9 lives
In stitches over this. Thanks, anon.
>there is an anon on this board that has dedicated his life to making gordon ramsay have a mortal accident
Really, just toppest of keks.
I am extremely puzzled how he got the blackest bruise on his side and went on about helmets. what the hell did he do on a bicycle?
Hit his head and fell on his side I guess
nice sear
at 60 years old he should be in hospital with that
He is built differently
If you’re active your whole life 60 isn’t really so bad. My uncle is 59 and he recently crashed his motor cycle out in the desert going over 100 miles per hour cause it was night time and there was a plank of wood on the road. He went right over the handle bars and slid 200 feet. He got up and walked away from the accident with no major injuries at all.
my dad is 62 and he tripped over a curb and died
>my dad is 62 and he tripped over a curb and died
*was
With proper gear the biggest risk is cars or hitting a pole or something. Sliding down the road isn't a really big deal.
>Sliding down the road isn't a really big deal.
What the frick are you on about mate, those spandex suits aren't armoured leather like motorcycle gear. If you fall at high speeds for a bike, you absolutely will meat crayon.
The person I was replying to was talking about a motorcycle accident you dullard.
And this thread is about Gordon Ramsay falling off his bicycle, you nincompoop.
pffffffft
Can't you get a blood clot from a big bruise like that?
fookin ell mate
This entire time I thought he had gotten into a motorcycle accident. How the frick do you manage to get bruised up this badly on a bicycle unless you rode out in front of a moving car?
He was going bike racing speeds
You can get up to pretty high speeds on a bike, and if you wipe out and hit a big rock or something you're in for a ton of hurt. Bikers typically have zero protective gear but the helmet, the condom suits are just for minimising air resistance.
why are his pants unbuttoned with the zipper down, wtf
Because having the pants on tight probably hurts like a motherfricker with all the bruising
Old chef trick
Just a bit of banter
>what the hell did he do on a bicycle?
look at the picture, he's one of those types
He's old, pale, and overweight and was wearing a spandex onesie. That's just what an fall and scrape looks like on a person like that.
how is he overweight?
Look at the op picture. He's got a bumpy old man body and tiny boobs. About right for his age but still not the condition you want to be in falling down.
those are pecs my man man, he is ripped
Ripped people don't look like they got hit by a car when falling from a bicycle. In fact, it's probably pretty difficult for a ripped person to fall from a bicycle at all under normal conditions (e.g. not racing and doing jumps on a dirt trail)
skin is skin my man, muscle lies beneath, would look the same
>what the hell did he do on a bicycle?
Honestly good on him for trying to get/stay in shape at his age.
Even minor falls can really frick you up and cause huge bruises. Getting old sucks.
Yeah old people bruise if you look at them the wrong way.
My 85 year old aunt fell down the stairs to the basement. Thankfully didn't break anything, but my god, she looked like absolute hell for weeks.
85 and still alive after that is lucky, a fall helped kill my grandma. Also my elderly neighbor fell down her stairs and died. Falling while old is fricking not cool and you should take is serious, even though it looks really funny.
To make matters worse, she was refusing to take her pain meds because she's a stubborn old bird. We basically had to yell at her to do it because they're also anti-inflammatories.
All I can think of looking at this aislop webm is that thing is about to get its ass kicked back to Carcosa by a little purple dog and a bald old farmer
Gordon is going to live to 100 and will probably look the same more or less
How will me wearing a helmet help him not to lose his way?
>operating a two wheeled vehicle of any kind
Many such cases
he needs to lose weight if he wants to look human
benis
then invent one that doesn't look stupid
I thought it was Bane's mask on the right
some of these kind of helmets have a plastic bill like a baseball cap
looks like one was ripped off
is that his p◯n◯s?
vaxx status?
He told Jamie Oliver to shut up about politics and cook and also told Lord Alan Sugar to frick off for accusing him of plagiarism so maybe not
Sometimes the grilled cheese fights back.
What can't these rich old dudes just ride a bike in normal clothes?
That's not fruity and attention seeking enough.
Or on the any of the thousands of miles of park and trail paths dedicated to bicycles instead of pretending they're a car? Weirdest, gayest, and most annoying 'subculture' and I celebrate every webm posted here of these annoying gays wiping out or getting introduced to the realities of motor vehicles and inertia.
Imma be sincere, I've seen all sort of gore and death online, nothing affected me as much as seeing Gordon's bruise
Wearing a helmet is probably what caused the accident. When you're in all of that fancy gear normie idiots think you're invincible and drive closer to you.
>When you're in all of that fancy gear normie idiots think you're invincible and drive closer to you.
yeah i'm sure that's the reason. they probably honk at you too because they're just honking to say hi!
>in spandex
>is an arrogant c**t
i can safely assume with a near 100% certainty he was the cause of this accident
spandex clad cyclist are arrogant, entitled c**ts they give riding bikes a bad name
Humiliation ritual
If he was wearing that homosexual lycra outfit when he was cycling then he deserved it.
What's wrong with lycra. Do you wear jean shorts when you run or lift?
Yeah?
Shoulda stayed in the UK
GTFO New England, this is revolutionary territory britbong
Sadly he survived.
The Canadian actress Sarah Gadon wears helmets