We could've gotten Mira Nova into a proper Pixar film but instead we got black lesbians. It's a real shame honestly.

We could've gotten Mira Nova into a proper Pixar film but instead we got black lesbians.
It's a real shame honestly.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's a redhead, they would've found a way to make her a black lesbian.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This makes me wonder how something like say, The Little Mermaid will play out in the inevitable Disney Live Action version.
      Does she just drown in the first 10 seconds of the movie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You haven’t heard? She’s already cast

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Whoopi Goldberg.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't want her in a new movie.
    Then you'd be complaining about how they butchered her character, which you know they would do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trips of truth
      We could have had kino and then a series but in 3D but nope.
      gay Blacks is what you got instead.

      Couldn't have been as bad and this turned out
      At least based on the trailer since Im not going to watch this because No Tim Allen No watch

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would have unironically been a bolder and more diverse choice.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was she always that stacked?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Sometimes she was even more stacked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well damn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish we could have a HD version.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just got back from the movie:

    >So in the entire movie, Buzz's best friend is a black lesbian who's better than him at everything, and a major plot point in the film, because she dies of old age from him constantly having to travel 4 more years into the future to test a hyperdrive system.

    >And they keep bringing up how she's a lesbian, and how she's getting gay married, then later she's having a baby with her wife, and then he meets her grand-daughter in the future, and she keeps bringing up how she had multiple grandmothers.

    >Buzz also could save everyone in the story from being marooned on a planet, but it would mean changing time, by preventing his lesbian friend from getting gay married, and Buzz can't stand the idea of undoing the marriage, so he strands everyone.

    >Also at the end of the movie he salutes the statue of the black lesbian. And I could feel myself chuckling at the scene-- it was so blatantly pandering, you could feel the cringe in the air.

    Also it's obvious that they cut Mira, or a character inspired by her out in favor of this:

    https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2022-06-20/lightyear-alisha-hawthorne-pixar-lgbtq-representation-kiss

    >Despite her significance, MacLane revealed that “Alisha as a character wasn’t there in the original pitch” of the movie. Instead, earliest visions of the story paired Buzz with a fellow Space Ranger and pilot with whom he also shared a romantic relationship.

    https://blosc.fandom.com/wiki/Mira_Nova

    >Mira Nova is one of four Space Rangers on Team Lightyear, and Buzz Lightyear's co-pilot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >paired Buzz with a fellow Space Ranger and pilot with whom he also shared a romantic relationship.
      >Mira Nova is one of four Space Rangers on Team Lightyear, and Buzz Lightyear's co-pilot.

      How can you write all of this and not realize that the black lesbian your angry about is a Space ranger? Anyways the black chick was going to be buzz love interest until they made her gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Anyways the black chick was going to be buzz love interest until they made her gay.
        Correction, she wasn't a black woman, nor a lesbian until someone in a boardroom meeting started saying how they needed more diversity in the movie, and you can't take back something like that, once somebody in the room says it, lest ye be called a racist or homophobe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The synopsis was leaked when we had the first trailer and when you flooded the boards for hours. She was always buzz black love interest the only thing that changed is her being gay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and when you flooded
            This is the first time I've posted about this. You're literally saving screenshots of random people and drawing conclusions like an unhinged mental patient.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is the same old song and dance for years. Mira will never appear becuase Disney don't care about a 20 year old show. Even the 20 year show you pretend to praise had black people, Buzz rival was a black guy that appeared in the first episode.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Even the 20 year show you pretend to praise had black people
                It had nothing to do with black people, you fricking moron. At no time did I say the issue was black people. I said the issue was the overt, and over the top heavy handed pandering the movie was doing, in which Buzz Lightyear was almost insignificant to his own movie. This was forced diversity for the sake of forced diversity.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon there's no point in arguing, either they're in bad faith or a moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Warp Darkmater, he was blue.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >See's a black woman who's clearly in space gear, meaning she has some sort of job.
            >"I'll make a welfare joke!"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They're NPCs. They only know how to regurgitate the same memes and talking points.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You ahut your fricking mouth black dick sucker

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She clearly stole it. :^)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >kneel armstrong
            Okay that's fricking funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You've made two threads like thisand now you're just randomly posting it in threads because everyone calls you out for openly lying about Mira ever being in the movie? Absolute mental illness. Three seconds in a mediocre latter day pixar film have absolutely destroyed your ability to reason.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You've made two threads
        I haven't made any threads. I posted in threads. Stop seething about it. Please and thank you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Buzz also could save everyone in the story from being marooned on a planet, but it would mean changing time, by preventing his lesbian friend from getting gay married, and Buzz can't stand the idea of undoing the marriage, so he strands everyone.
      How does saving people from being Marooned keep someone from getting married to someone they love? Like would the other lesbian have better options if they weren't marooned? Are they implying gay marriage is illegal outside of some backwater planet? Like seriously how does being somewhere else keep you from maintaining a relationship with someone? Why can't Buzz save everyone AND the stupid Lesbains still fall in love? Also why are you going to recognize time dialation but then say time travel is possible when the arrow of time has been consistently proven to be unchanging, time dilation doesn't equate to time travel.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s a ginger. The change was inevitable.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was ground up moronic. No aspect of Star Command wouldn't have been mangled to shit if included. I sincerely can't understand people who WANT Mira or someone like her to have been in it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This girl looks weirdly coded black?
    I know she has blue skin but everything else about her screams 'generic black spacewoman' to me.

    Also who gives a frick?
    I'm sick of people pretending obscure media and waifus mattered only when a reboot comes around like their attention was fixed all around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the Tangean aristocracy beyond her is coded as snooty rich WASP types and Mira fricks a guy from the black-coded Grounder species that also lives on the planet as second class citizens at least partially to piss off daddy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's her lips and cheekbones I think.
        Very Bey-once.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait. she isn't black? I thought she was just like Skeeter from Doug.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skeeter was blue but he was black coded.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a real shame honestly.

    As a Zurg fan, trust me: no it isn't. You guys are lucky Mira wasn't in this movie otherwise she'd be completely and utterly fricked beyond recognition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zurg was pretty bad in the new movie.
      No kid would want a toy of him.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like most of the alien designs from the Buzz Lightyear show, So I don't really miss Mira or XR. For the most part I found those characters one note and annoying. That said I find it pretty dumb that they made this movie "Hard" sci fi in general, when Buzz Lightyear's whole thing was the high point of golden age/New wave sci-fi. Most obviously Star Wars. Over the top themes of heroics and virtue with only a pretty surface level veneer of cool space shenanigans. It's pretty dumb in particular because "soft" sci-fi is WAY better at presenting a much more universal portrayal of diversity and acceptance, without triggering political groups who are highly skeptical of such topics, letting you cast a much wider net on your audience.

    Like if you wanted to discuss current topics like intergenerational hardship for cultures or races. It would have been pretty trivial to have an alien race that was initially subjugated by humanity, but "freed" by a more progressive and enlightened Star Command, who then starts resting on their laurels and doesn't realize that the Zerg Empire (now oppressing those freed aliens) is a symptom of the xenophobia and lack of support for those aliens that Star Command failed to address. Leaving those aliens in a vulnerable state for long term hardship. Then your story has Buzz not only immediately addressing the issues of those aliens through heroic surface level adventure, but also through long term mutual support, respect, understanding, yadda yadda.

    The same issue inflicted Star Trek: Picard, where you have the whole galaxy of aliens with their unique conflicts to present your points. Instead the writers choose to address issues like Border security and racism is by literally going back in time to late 2000s USA so their characters can talk about how awful border security and racism are in the most literal terms possible.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you fools learned nothing from Gadget? Your waifus are best left in the past where they're safe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gadget got tons of great fanart. It’s best to reboot your waifus every so often to get new art.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Counterpoint, then Nova would've been in this absolute flop

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only have eyes for Gravitina.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if she had a kid
      >Your mom is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull!
      >Yes, and?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heh, good one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i married her for her brains
      sure you did buddy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    given how disney/pixar seems determined to shit all over their old properties, it may have been for the better she wasn't in it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could have had both her and black lesbians.

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