we don't have a single good film

we don't have a single good film

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know a few good Paraguayan movies. Don't be so harsh on yourself.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have a cool angle at least

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats that? A film for ants??

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but we do?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    druk

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely such an ancient and productive nation has more kino than my young and culturally impoverished nation (Australia)?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Films only started getting made in the 20th century you STUPID homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you seriously lack the education to understand the fundamental importance of culture to artistic productivity?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the flodders?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cheating on your husband is le normal

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf are u stupid

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was about to say Spoorloos, but that's Belgian isn't it? The Belgians on the oth t hand made plenty of good movies despite not even being a real country.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The director is a French-born Dutch.
      Anyway Belgians have Calvaire at the very least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's from a dutch author so yeah, it's ours.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

      gebaseerd

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene (pic related) is already kino.
    Also both new kids movies and flodders movie rule.
    There are some other Dutch comedies but I can not think of the names, can a brother help me out?

    Also that elevator that kills people was a popular Dutch film for years, some 70s movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look at this, a poo explaining a Dutch film and blurring out everything that makes that film interesting, now I have seen everything

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      where the frick do I even stream Dutch movies? I only ever find Anglo crap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >De Lift
      >Amsterdamned
      >Spoorloos aka The Vanishing
      >All Flodder movies are kino
      >New Kids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do you think of that movie with the stunt driver (fall guy) also by the New Kids team?
        those are actually all the Dutch films I can personally think of which is a shame

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't see it, I've seen quite a few classics throughout the years because there would be periods where they would air on TV, but hardly any of the newer things. Most arthouse cinema that gets praised is not usually praised because it has good plot or anything, but because there is breasts, dick and bush. That is what the old dutch movies were pretty much known for. You don't watch things like Turks Fruit for the plot, in fact the plot is often ridiculous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spoorloos aka The Vanishing
        NO FRICK THAT I still have nightmares about its ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a nice belly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a nice belly

      Damn I need this in HD

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Verhoeven is the Netherlands' best filmmaker by far but his best movies are all american lol (Robocop, Starship Troopers, Basic Instinct)

    But i gotta say Spetters, Black Book and Soldier of Orange are all very good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Showgirls and The 4th Man are also good, Elle is a masterpiece and i still have to see Flesh + Blood and Turkish Delight

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Kids and Flodders

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the Dutch so much bros. theyre as degenerate as the french with all the smugness but none of the redeeming qualities

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do u mean? Theyre the best Europeans. Not as serious as the Germans, not as treacherous as the Brits and not as pretentious as the French

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hou je kankerbek schijt amerikaan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zip it gayelslag

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with Karakter?
    I'm sure you can find something decent if you go even further back

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karakter is our one and only go-to...

    Personally I like The Discovery of Heaven (directed by Jeroen Krabbé) but it's more of an international/euro production

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we do

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has there been an influx of dutch posters here or is that just me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm german

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you guys are cool though. dutch posters on the other hand are insufferable

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We watched this film about a donkey in dutch class. Dont remember it as anything offensively bad

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