We fix

With so many debates and arguments over how Dune should have been adapted and/or cast, I think it's time we all chipped in with our own ideas. Let's say you had full backing and creative control from WB to bring Dune to the big screen with authority over everything in the movie. What's the style/tone, method of adaptation and the cast to play the characters? Lay out all your ideas in a concise format.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Sarah Gadon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Gadon is such an angel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are such a samegay.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebecca....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't that great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love her mouth, those lips. They aren't even that plump but still

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ᑐᑌᑎᑕ directed by Panos Cosmatos

    Fionn Whitehead as Paul Atreides
    Anson Mount as Duncan Idaho
    Colin Farrell as Duke Leto Atreides
    Sophia Lillis as Chani
    Wagner Moura as Stilgar
    Claire Foy as Lady Jessica
    Kim Bodnia as Gurney Halleck
    Glenn Fleshler as Baron Harkonnen
    Jens Hulten as Rabban Harkonnen
    Henry Czerny as Dr. Liet Kynes
    Stephen Root as Thufir Hawat
    Julia Butters as Alia of the Knife
    Damian Lewis as Padisha Emperor Shaddam
    Elena Kampouris as Princess Irulan
    Jordi Molla as Piter de Vries
    Alessandro Borghi as Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll change my choice of Feyd. Cody Fern would be a great Feyd, in line with how Herbert imagined him. A Mick Jagger type.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy needs to be used more often
        He also needs to hit the gym, his lower body is so disappoiinting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True. He's let himself go a lot and lost all of his androgynous appeal and looks weird.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All he needs to do is take ozempic too

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't change a thing.
    Concise enough?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shill.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep Part 1 the same except add the banquet scene. Part 2 needs to be changed drastically. The style should be the same as part 1 i.e. we need to stay close to Paul's perspective. Instead of oversimplifying characters Chani, Stilgar and Chani in favor of stupid action scenes, make them complex, specific characters and make their interrelationships a bigger part of the plot — they hardly talk to each other at all in Part 2. We should be close to Paul's moral perspective and forced to identify with him and reckon with his dilemmas, and when at the end he finally looks around at his legions — at Stilgar, a friend and mentor lost, a follower gained— we should feel a deep disquiet, something perhaps like the Oppenheimer scene in the schoolhouse after the bomb test, or something like Arrival. Also, one thing from the book I really wish had been portrayed was Paul and Chani being together after Jessica takes the Water of Life. Jessica transfigured the poison and everyone drinks, and Paul experiences an intense vision of Jihad but also of Chani, and they decide to be together. That could have been an intensely emotional and beautiful scene.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > focus more on paul
      > but also show more of supporting characters between themselves
      nah dawg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We stay close to Paul's perspective in Part I but we also see powerful scenes between Jessica and Leto, Leto and Gurney, and more. Yes I would have liked to see some of their interrelationships, but mostly more with Paul. Some scenes with Paul, Jessica and Stilgar, Paul Jessica and Chani. Paul Chani and Stilgar. Paul and Stilgar. Paul and Jessica. Maybe at least one convincing love scene between Paul and Chani?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe at least one convincing love scene between Paul and Chani?
          i want to see how fremen deal with the moisture loss through sex (sweating semen, veganal-mucus)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebecca Ferguson and that French lady play all the characters

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stilgar should have been funnier like in the book, so should gurney halleck. Also more songs by Gurney.

    They should have at least mentioned the leit keynes/fremen plan to terraform arrakis and how the fremen bribe the guild to keep satelites etc out of southern arrakis.

    Villeneuve was a pussy not to show a guil d navigator.

    Less high profile Hollywood actors would have helped it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Less high profile hollywood actors would have helped it.
      I can't take DUNC seriously when it has a cast that a pajeet would dream up. A true visionary would have cast actors who were 100 percent perfect for the part instead of being a 14 year old kid about it and casting nothing but meme actors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its not really villeneuve's fault. if he wants a decent budget he has to agree to have hollywood actors dictated by the studios.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't have any integrity, then. If he truly loved Dune, which he isn't, he'd either agree to bringing it to screen in a respectable and accurate away instead of the abomination of DUNC. Liet fricking Kynes is a black woman. The utter state..

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            very childlike view of the world. Divorced from reality.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shes post wall as frick now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up nerd

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We fix ᑐᑌᑎᑕ
    The first half of the next movie would be Lady Jessica naked soaping up and bathing Paul Atreides, rubbing her body against his and finally jerking him off to completion. The next half is just them making passionate love on a bed.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing i wanted was less shani & paul romance and more worldbuilding

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Include the guild.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just show peaks of what they look like but no, don't even mention them. Denis is a hack. Frick him.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they could have mentioned spice, or the spacing guild, I don't recall either one being mentioned in the second movie

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