I'm reaching a point where im tired of reading terrible bait posts. You just know somebody who is right leaning wrote this, bceause even the most liberal of liberals don't type like this.
The Bernie Mac Show was not happy black family kino. That motherfricker was consantly pissed off and abusive towards those kids every moment of every episode.
Obama's Bankster overlords demanded strife among the useless eaters to draw attention away from their heinous crimes. They invented all the trans stuff too. Same purpose.
>be white >speak for black people
you were probably in diapers back then too, you don't even remember the rodney king riots
This. Racism was invented in 2008
Obama's Bankster overlords demanded strife among the useless eaters to draw attention away from their heinous crimes. They invented all the trans stuff too. Same purpose.
>How did we get so divided?
obama
2008, them tribe boyos needed a distraction from the current economic downfall.
tensions were high before obama even started his campaign, see bush's handling of katrina
Carl had a love to him that you never saw in sitcoms. No one believes Danny Tanner or whoever Alan Thicke or the frickin seventh heaven dad is loved their families, but Carl had that black dad who loves his family attitude, he comes home from work and immediately he wants to talk to his family despite busting his fricking ass at work all day
I tried to watch this show 3 or 4 times when it was on and every single time it had a heavy-handed "moral lesson" that you could figure out in the first 5 minutes. Gave up on it even though that was at the height or Urkel mania
Tons of great movies with blacks in them, but are you asking if there are great movies with nothing but blacks working on them? I have no idea. That's a weird request.
Black sitcoms were literally propaganda that tried to make black people seem like normal and adjusted members of society. In reality most of them don’t have stable family units at all and don’t live in nice suburbs. After a while they stopped making these shows.
Well yeah that’s what I mean. Black people looked up to Uncle Phil like a father figure. Though I wouldn’t blame black people’s failures on rap music (it’s slave morality, they love being victims)
reminder that Carl Winslow is a goddamn super cop
at the start of the series he's a Sgt and we watch him raise in the ranks all the way to Captain by the end of the series
we watch him negotiate for hostages, take down robbers, take on entire street gangs, survive MULTIPLE hits on his and his family's lives from people that he arrested coming back with a grudge
we see him earn the respect of his colleagues and superiors in the chicago pd
he goes out of his way to help people in charities and all sorts of helpful ways
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Well yeah that’s what I mean. Black people looked up to Uncle Phil like a father figure. Though I wouldn’t blame black people’s failures on rap music (it’s slave morality, they love being victims)
reminder that Carl Winslow is a goddamn super cop
at the start of the series he's a Sgt and we watch him raise in the ranks all the way to Captain by the end of the series
we watch him negotiate for hostages, take down robbers, take on entire street gangs, survive MULTIPLE hits on his and his family's lives from people that he arrested coming back with a grudge
we see him earn the respect of his colleagues and superiors in the chicago pd
he goes out of his way to help people in charities and all sorts of helpful ways
Carl Winslow
Supercop
Black sitcoms were literally propaganda that tried to make black people seem like normal and adjusted members of society. In reality most of them don’t have stable family units at all and don’t live in nice suburbs. After a while they stopped making these shows.
They changed course and are literally destroying Black people. Encouraging Blacks to be ni**ers.
Can't top Fresh Prince. It's so tonally all over the place to the point where Carlton has an episode where he's ready to go kill Black person and another episode where Ashley loses her virginity in a steamy jacuzzi sex scene where a couple seasons before there was an episode where Will and Carlton knew Ashley was going to frick her boyfriend and they tried to stop it from happening before she let them know she's a growing woman and she knows she isn't ready for that yet. What a show.
It helps that Fresh Prince was more grounded in reality where bad things happened to the main cast, they weren't afraid to show more realistic scenarios and spend more time building up to them and resolving the issue Unlike other shows where everything is sugar coasted perfect until they meet some kid who's being abuse or whatever, or when something bad does happen to a main character they act like morons just for the sake of the plot then everything magically goes back to normal.
I'm a 34 year old boomer, but there was this well of writing conventional wisdom and problem solving that dried up at some point and it's quite sad because the world could it more now than ever.
171285457 >there's literally nothing for blacks to be happy about, they're practically being rounded up by chuds and put in concentration camps
No (YOU) for homosexuals
It’s definitely not wholesome like Family Matters, or Fresh Prince, or even Wayans Bros or Martin. It’s modernly degenerate… but #BlackAF is hilarious to me.
godawful show though
Better than any sitcom or comedy movie of the past 10+ years.
I genuinely only remember the part where somebody gets shot over shoes.
Cory In The House started airing in 2007.
Cory in the House was for little kids, not families.
there's literally nothing for blacks to be happy about, they're practically being rounded up by chuds and put in concentration camps
Change chud to democrats and concentration camp to "designated indocrination guetto" and you are right. Blacks are getting decimated.
what are you talking about they get to just walk into walgreens and take whatever they want
I'm reaching a point where im tired of reading terrible bait posts. You just know somebody who is right leaning wrote this, bceause even the most liberal of liberals don't type like this.
boohoo homosexual
bernie mac show? Everybody hates chris? The tyler perry show on tbs? There's been tons in the last 30 years dude.
The Bernie Mac Show was not happy black family kino. That motherfricker was consantly pissed off and abusive towards those kids every moment of every episode.
all he needed was a tallcan in hand and he'd have been every black dad i've ever met
>BOIH DON'T THINK I WONT BEAT YO ASS IN FRONT OF ANON
I, a white man, watch black movies and television, why can't black people watch white movies and television?
We do watch white television and movies.
I would find it extremely weird (at the least) if people only watched things with characters that have the same color of skin that they have.
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>NICE
Hahahahaha frick /misc/
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Laura was so pretty
Carl Winslow is genuinely the best of all sitcom dads.
Being black in the 90's was like being an average American but you were wearing a different color shirt and nobody cared. How did we get so divided?
This. Racism was invented in 2008
Obama's Bankster overlords demanded strife among the useless eaters to draw attention away from their heinous crimes. They invented all the trans stuff too. Same purpose.
I'm not even black but I remember this and it fricking hurts. Black people were my bros.
>How did we get so divided?
obama
trump
Damn, Obama was supposed to solve racism. He invented it instead
2008, them tribe boyos needed a distraction from the current economic downfall.
>be white
>speak for black people
you were probably in diapers back then too, you don't even remember the rodney king riots
tensions were high before obama even started his campaign, see bush's handling of katrina
He really was. And was a good cop as well
every department deserves its own Carl Winslow
Was he a Die Hard spinoff or Perfect Strangers?
For me it was Myra
For me it was Myrtle
Carl had a love to him that you never saw in sitcoms. No one believes Danny Tanner or whoever Alan Thicke or the frickin seventh heaven dad is loved their families, but Carl had that black dad who loves his family attitude, he comes home from work and immediately he wants to talk to his family despite busting his fricking ass at work all day
Still the doofus dad archetype, but less so because he's a poc.
>Carl Winslow is genuinely the best of all sitcom dads.
easily top 3
the other half of wgns two hour block is in that same list
what sitcom dad would genuinely be in the 3rd slot?
>I'm Patrick Duffy. Please, sniff my nip
Uncle Phil
>We haven't had a genuine happy
FRICKING ANYTHING
DO the urkel
>that episode where Laura asks people to turn their guns in and gives nothing in return
I tried to watch this show 3 or 4 times when it was on and every single time it had a heavy-handed "moral lesson" that you could figure out in the first 5 minutes. Gave up on it even though that was at the height or Urkel mania
>it's another Judy gets no lines to say episode
she was constantly fighting with the producers
it was supposed to be her show, she was the spinoff character from Perfect Strangers
In all seriousness what are some BLACK KINOs unironically?
Tales from the hood
Tons of great movies with blacks in them, but are you asking if there are great movies with nothing but blacks working on them? I have no idea. That's a weird request.
Black Knight
How High
Leprechaun in the Hood 1 and 2
>How High
shut the frick up
>Malcom X
>judas and the black messiah
>the buck breaking doc
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
>keep my rib's name OUTTA YO MOUTH!
the sequel does not exist
that sequel was lame. it was barely an hour of new content.
Trading Places
50 Shades of Black
Best Black comedy is DBAMTSCWDYJITH
>DON'T ASK
>MY MILK OF MAGNESIA
>I HATE BLACK PEPPER
Pic related is on HBO MAX and is great
Forgot to post pic
My wife and kids was better
Undercover Brother
Friday
Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood
the best fast & furious film is the only one directed by a black man, so that one.
Beverly Hills cop
Candyman (1992 version NOT the remake)
I do not know.
The Damon Wayans show was really good too
re-watching this shit now. omar gooding is hilarious
my favorite scene of all time
Funny. I wish I had that comfy quiet place damn
I didn't know Obama was a child actor.
Black sitcoms were literally propaganda that tried to make black people seem like normal and adjusted members of society. In reality most of them don’t have stable family units at all and don’t live in nice suburbs. After a while they stopped making these shows.
This.
Began with Cosby show.
White America has never had a reckoning with what Bill Cosby or Will Smith really are...
Well yeah that’s what I mean. Black people looked up to Uncle Phil like a father figure. Though I wouldn’t blame black people’s failures on rap music (it’s slave morality, they love being victims)
reminder that Carl Winslow is a goddamn super cop
at the start of the series he's a Sgt and we watch him raise in the ranks all the way to Captain by the end of the series
we watch him negotiate for hostages, take down robbers, take on entire street gangs, survive MULTIPLE hits on his and his family's lives from people that he arrested coming back with a grudge
we see him earn the respect of his colleagues and superiors in the chicago pd
he goes out of his way to help people in charities and all sorts of helpful ways
Carl Winslow
Supercop
Didn't he also help John McClain get to the top of nakatomi tower?
He did, and he shot the terrorist who tried to kill John. A true American Hero.
and he told the ghostbusters that the mayor wants to see them because the whole island is going nuts
again
every department in the country should have its own carl winslow model
he just accepted an invite to the party pal
And he shot a kid.
More like suppercop
blacks crab bucket so hard I honestly feel bad for the ones that try and better themselves
Go frick yourselves, mods
What you said was dead on balls accurate. A shame that even here the truth gets sniped now.
welcome to Cinemaphile
They changed course and are literally destroying Black people. Encouraging Blacks to be ni**ers.
the destruction of the black middle class by the CIA crack show essentially made black tv unviable
y tho?
Is Michael Winslow related to Carl Winslow??
For me, it's A Different World. Man, I had the biggest crush on Lisa Bonet back then.
Lisa Bonet was an unbelievably beautiful blacktresss
Can't top Fresh Prince. It's so tonally all over the place to the point where Carlton has an episode where he's ready to go kill Black person and another episode where Ashley loses her virginity in a steamy jacuzzi sex scene where a couple seasons before there was an episode where Will and Carlton knew Ashley was going to frick her boyfriend and they tried to stop it from happening before she let them know she's a growing woman and she knows she isn't ready for that yet. What a show.
gimme a hug man
wouldyoumakemeasanwich
It helps that Fresh Prince was more grounded in reality where bad things happened to the main cast, they weren't afraid to show more realistic scenarios and spend more time building up to them and resolving the issue Unlike other shows where everything is sugar coasted perfect until they meet some kid who's being abuse or whatever, or when something bad does happen to a main character they act like morons just for the sake of the plot then everything magically goes back to normal.
I'm a 34 year old boomer, but there was this well of writing conventional wisdom and problem solving that dried up at some point and it's quite sad because the world could it more now than ever.
That sounds problematic, Anon.
171285457
>there's literally nothing for blacks to be happy about, they're practically being rounded up by chuds and put in concentration camps
No (YOU) for homosexuals
There's no such thing
It’s definitely not wholesome like Family Matters, or Fresh Prince, or even Wayans Bros or Martin. It’s modernly degenerate… but #BlackAF is hilarious to me.
>We haven't had a genuine happy black family kino in over 30 years.
Ronald Reagan and CIA took care of that
Ronald - 6
Wilson - 6
Reagan - 6
That song is dumb but man does it go hard
Weirdest spin-off property ever.
Wasn’t this in the TGIF lineup? That was some real feel good mind numbing programming.
a shame urkel completely hijacked the show
the good ol days