We haven't had a movie like this good in 4 years. Was this the last great Hollywood movie?
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We haven't had a movie like this good in 4 years. Was this the last great Hollywood movie?
We haven't had a movie like this good in 4 years. Was this the last great Hollywood movie?
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hollywood only made capeshit for like the last 10 years.
I liked the Northman
*yiff* *yiff* *fart*
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that shit sucked dude come on, you the type who dug cmon cmon you hack
What did Tarantino mean by this?
wut
It was average as grits.
When you’re so progressive you get triggered by seeing a fantasy depiction of a bunch of disgusting murderers get foiled
I'm just laughing, you're the one who seems upset.
People who are permanent miserable buttholes are punished by how shit their own lives are, they are self contained karma machines. Nothing to get upset about
And yet you are.
And so are you fren.. I appear to have triggered you quite bigly
About what? I'm not the one crying because someone said that shitty movie is shitty.
No you’re the one crying because I said it was progressive to defend hippy murderers just because they have blue hair and like commiunism.. you’re like “who cares if they murdered a pregnant woman and cut the baby out of her.. they believed in socialism, they’re good people and deserve respect” that’s not even a straw man lol that’s literally how you think
lol, your brain is broken.
Hahaha you got absolutely roasted
I anxiously await your reply sir. I know you are absolutely determined to have the last word against this “seething” random internet stranger who is crying about a film review while you yourself are of course absolutely unfazed and have no comebacks to offer despite having to have the last word lmao
Comebacks to what? No one's debating here.
Holy fricking kek
Bigly is short for BIG LEAGUE it’s a Trumpism as I’m sure you’re aware.. do you like Donnie? I think he’s fricking awesome and can’t wait for him to be re elected in 2024
It seems like everyone on letterboxd is hardcore irony poisoned and twitter brained.
Careful there’s one in the thread, you don’t wanna piss him off
I highly recommend that guy's reviews. He's a full-fledged schizo but also hilarious. You'll get 8,000 words deep into an essay about the CIA's involvement in the Drug War and then remember that he's reviewing a Pixar movie.
tarantula on rogan talking about martial arts is the worst shit i ever heard from mouth. love his movies but the guy is a fricking moron
this shit sucked like all tarantino movies
insane opinion
only flyovers can enjoy this empty shlock by vicariously experiencing an urban thrill far removed from their arrested mundanity in middle america
i'm a coastal, cold reading is not for you i'm afraid
It's edgelord bait. No one on Cinemaphile actually dislikes Tarantino movies, they just wish they had his career.
this movie was made for people who love movies and actually get the references it makes
so naturally Cinemaphile thinks it sucked
I got the references and it was still as boring as watching paint dry.
>cvnny
>8 whisky sours!
>feet
This movie was made for Cinemaphile
I wonder if there’s a correlation between people who didn’t like ouatih and the will be blood. I for one think they’re both masterpieces and each about 3 hours too short
>DUDE THERE IS THE THING I KNOW
Well now I know it's shit
Just a reminder that you haven't actually seen Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood until you've seen it in beautiful 35 millimeter at the New Beverly Cinema
But that movie isn't good? Did you click the wrong pic? That movie is shit
The Last Duel was kino
almost, if not for the "her side of the story is the truth" bullshit angle it could have been kino.
The King was kino though
But Tenet was good
Couldn’t get past the first ten minutes with the obvious diversity hire star. I have no problem with black people but when they’re clearly made the star of a movie purely because they’re black im out. Guy looked like a 12 year old schoolboy trying to do a tough guy impression
If all you could focus on in the opening scene was the protagonist's race, then you probably wouldn't have liked the movie
I was focused on him not being able to act, then I put 2 and 2 together and figured they cared more about rainbow hiring than making a good film
I don't think that movie had a single line about race at all. It was actually kind of nice to have a black protagonist and zero subtext about muh racism
Yeah that’s how it was usually done pre 2011. It’s amazing to look back at how quickly and savagely the media switched on the race bait propaganda after the financial crisis, the whole thing is just one big “don’t blame us blame white people”
he did well enough, besides robert pattinson was the real star
He was just too average looking. Young Wesley Snipes or Denzel Washington type actor would’ve been great but for me this guy looks like he belongs at a checkout in a supermarket. Like the casters just said “Great! A black guy, he’ll do”
he was good enough, nondescript - can't have a star, he's playing a generic character, "the protagonist" - plus he's probably cheaper than those guys
>friends just being bros in a quality movie that isn't lame or boring
Seeing this film reminded me that 99.99% of Hollywood is intentionally trying to take a giant dump in my soul
i just wish the ending didn't render the entire film pointless
I don't follow.
Movie: Villains established, bros established, actor's career stalled
Ending: Villains vanquished, bros tighter than ever, actor makes new acquaintances and career given fresh life
>irrelevant characters get horribly killed in cartoon fashion
>suspension of disbelief wrecked
>central dramatic tension - will bros split up? - evaporated
that's how it felt to me, anyway. i really thought they were setting up the following:
>tate gets murdered horribly
>drunk leo listening to headphones in pool doesn't hear the screams
>brad does but he thinks he's hallucinating cos of acid
>public interest gives leo's career a sordid shot in the arm
>until it comes out that leo's murderer friend was seen hanging out with the mansons
>police come around to interview brad
>al pacino's not happy
>"leo a whiff of scandal and these new movie offers will evaporate"
>"you've got to ditch brad"
>leo forced to choose between fame and friend
>maybe he chooses fame, threatens to tell the cops brad murdered his wife unless he fricks off back to arkansas
>maybe he chooses friend, old hollywood types driven out of hollywood together
Interesting breakdown. Would've been a downbeat ending though, and the whole movie to that point was already a meandering affair. Kinda needed the action jolt at the end, and QT was desperate to rewrite that history for what probably is his last big movie signoff.
>Would've been a downbeat ending though
depends which way you go and how you play it
but that's the thing, i don't think you had the option of an upbeat ending
the ending he gave us is technically upbeat, but it's so out of place and jarring that it just comes off as ridiculous
>and the whole movie to that point was already a meandering affair. Kinda needed the action jolt at the end
arguably
i think it would've brought it all together, all these disparate plot strands, and seeing those dominos fall into place would've been fun enough
maybe there could've been an action scene where the police chase cliff, i don't know, maybe he wigs out cos he doesn't want to go to jail - already established earlier in the film - and it makes him look guilty... YES, and leo has to choose whether to give up his location to the cops or help him skip town
but it's a fair point that it would've made the film meander some more - might have added thirty to sixty minutes depending on how you played it
>and QT was desperate to rewrite that history
why?
>for what probably is his last big movie signoff.
doesn't he have one more?
I disagree. I disagree, Gary.
It was ok, but slow down
but that came out before once upon a time in hollywood didnt it? so the point still stands
No, OUTIH was a summer release, Uncut Gems was December, at least in the US.
damn my timeline is all fricked up, i thought uncut gems came out in 2017 or 18 for some reason
Both pretty good. Reminder that The Northman is a shit movie
>this good
It's pedo's power fantasy about being protected from plebs by a trailer park working class wagie.
take your meds
only pedos obsess this much over pedos
Its probably true though. Quintin Terentino went on Howard Stern and flat out defended pedos saying 13 shouldnt make someone a pedo and if theyre a "party girl" they can consent, etc. He didnt say all this outright but it was in defense of someone he knew who got caught up.
>4 years
you mean 11 years
It would be fitting if this was the last great Hollywood film.
Kek
TPBP
its pretty great
Once upon a time, I spent some time in Corcoran State Prison, same prison that housed Charles Manson, (I was on a different yard ofc). I remember hearing stories about him once bringing a dead bird back to life. Do with this information what you will.
Morbius joke
Because israelitellywood israeliteed itself, and it's pretty fun to watch the collapse
What are some good westerns?
The man with no name trilogy
Top Gun was fricking awesome, I put it right up there next to once upon