We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    even slaves?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe later. After I'm gone and it's not my problem.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute bawd
        whats her OF?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          honey_cot, closed but they're out there. Also goes by Bonbibonkers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically believe city dwellers should only count as 2/3rds of a vote. Maybe even 1/4.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're much more economically and politically valuable than you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm a much better goy than you are, because I live in the hive and give all my money to israelites and nogs!
          lol
          lmao even

          You're barely human, bud.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good. Stay in your containment zone, slave away so that my retirement builds, and wait until the day a non-White pushes you in front of a train comes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it makes sense.
        If you can't survive without a grocery store, fast food, and police officer within 200 yards of you at all times you really aren't a self sufficient person, not an adult. Only adults are allowed to vote.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically rural areas dont want that, many people elected by rural areas bite agaisnt cities being able to make their own food. Look at florida republicans wanting to ban cultured meat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          99% of rural and suburban morons rely on those things too, they just have to drive further

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Suburban yes, rural no. Suburbanites are literally not allowed to farm on their own properties by the HoA, so they're no better than city bugmen, really.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok, why?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, country gays get no vote as they are basically our slaves who exist only to grow food for us like good little cucks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-landowners/taxpayers sincerely should not have access to the franchise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not really people obviously

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *as long as they aren't Black
      *as long as I don't have to see them if they're from somewhere south of Brittany or east of Jutland

      >all men are created equal
      >except black men who will have to wait 87 years until we create the Emancipation Proclamation

      >all men are created equal
      >except blacks, Catholics, Mexicans, the British, pretty much everybody who isn't a rich white man like myself
      don't say shit you don't really mean just because it sounds cool

      I wonder, according to Franklin's definition of Whiteness, how close to the North Sea does a Catholic have to be in order to be White? Or, how far south could a Hugenot live before being a tawnoid?

      He's talking about men, not animals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not really people obviously

      lol. lmao even

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me as a kid
      >hear this in school
      >think "Oh my God that's so horrible how could they view blacks as inferior inhuman morons?"

      >be me as an adult
      >hold this belief myself
      How'd that happen?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too much internet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          internet, lul internet
          web zwei null und online chat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing you must have interacted with too many black people?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. There was only one black kid in my class and he was dumb, as well as a pathological liar and butthole. Didn't think it had anything to do with his race until more joined later on, and I inevitably realized they're all like that. They also love to prey on the weak, and bullied the weak/nerdy kids, which pissed me off constantly and had me getting into fights with them. Every story you read about someone killing/robbing a defenseless old lady is from a Black person. Experience has taught me their race is fricked up in the head. God I can't fricking stand them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In school you’re taught that everyone is exactly the same and race is truly only the color of your skin. From that perspective racism seems moronic and silly. It stops being silly when you gain a basic understanding of evolution and start noticing patterns

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If evolution is to be believed there should be no reason to be racist. Stupid people had no choice but to be stupid, smart people had no choice but to be smart. You being who you are might as well have been a random event, but of course nothing about it was random, it’s more so “this crop of people is bound to happen.” Which makes me want to turn all dumb black people into smart people, if anything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In school you’re taught that everyone is exactly the same and race is truly only the color of your skin. From that perspective racism seems moronic and silly. It stops being silly when you gain a basic understanding of evolution and start noticing patterns

        > The prevailing ideas entertained by him and most of the leading statesmen at the time of the formation of the old constitution, were that the enslavement of the African was in violation of the laws of nature; that it was wrong in principle, socially, morally, and politically. It was an evil they knew not well how to deal with, but the general opinion of the men of that day was that, somehow or other in the order of Providence, the institution would be evanescent and pass away. This idea, though not incorporated in the constitution, was the prevailing idea at that time. The constitution, it is true, secured every essential guarantee to the institution while it should last, and hence no argument can be justly urged against the constitutional guarantees thus secured, because of the common sentiment of the day. Those ideas, however, were fundamentally wrong. They rested upon the assumption of the equality of races. This was an error. It was a sandy foundation, and the government built upon it fell when the "storm came and the wind blew."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone else find this text nearly unreadable after reading Cinemaphile all day? Its like at least 12 grade levels higher than what I'm used too.

          I didn't realize double-talk was a virtue in America.

          The reason history is shit is everyone finds these things and uses it to mock everyone or call us trash but never credit all the same white people who died to free slaves. The gravestone of America is to remember to kill everyone and rewrite history so nobody will remember the victims.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anyone else find this text nearly unreadable after reading Cinemaphile all day? Its like at least 12 grade levels higher than what I'm used too.
            Those were all highly educated men. But Cinemaphile is actually pretty high up, in terms of writing proficiency on the internet. You'll find higher quality diction here than tiktok or youtube or twitter or most other places. Probably because we're all old now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you were a sociology experiment like the rest of us, the 90's and 00's were good while it lasted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute Kino.

      No.
      t. Thomas Jefferson.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We hold these truths to be self-evident
      They're not truths then. Actual first principles are self-evident because trying to discuss anything without them reduces to nonsense. You don't have to "hold" them self evident or convince people.

      *as long as they aren't Black
      *as long as I don't have to see them if they're from somewhere south of Brittany or east of Jutland

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They're not truths then. Actual first principles are self-evident because trying to discuss anything without them reduces to nonsense. You don't have to "hold" them self evident or convince people.

        It was enlightenment propaganda meant to justify independence. Totally catered towards the whigs in the UK.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really, a lot of things structurally wrong with the US come from being the result of when Liberal Whiggism makes contact with reality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *as long as they aren't Black
      *as long as I don't have to see them if they're from somewhere south of Brittany or east of Jutland

      They address this in the show morons
      They realize that blacks must be free, but they cannot argue for abolition while trying to unite the colonies in opposition to the King.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realize double-talk was a virtue in America.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what you mean. Most of them agreed slavery was wrong. They were learned men and understood philosophically how it was immoral to enslave people while arguing for liberty.
          But they needed every colony to agree or at least, not to vote no on breaking away from England. The southern landowners would never agree to abolition at that time.
          In other words it was more important to preserve unanimity than it was to end slavery. Washington and Thomas Jefferson both emancipated their slaves upon their death.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            jefferson anguished over the slave question like a little b***h and then emancipated like 5 out of the 600 he owned. he was a massive c**t.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But not before boinking a few of the hotter ones, amirite? When will we find Washington's "descendants"?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *as long as they aren't Black
    *as long as I don't have to see them if they're from somewhere south of Brittany or east of Jutland

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And when I meet Thomas Jefferson (what!)
    Imma compel him to include "women" in the sequel! (work!)
    Work! Work!
    Angelica!
    Work! Work!
    Eliza!
    And Peggy!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fine in the context of the song, writing like this makes it look more stupid
      It was also the easiest way to shutdown stupid bechdel test complaints
      I like Linn but the Heights was a better show

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heights was a better work but Hamilton songs are catchier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this song sucks
      love from Kazakhstan,
      I hate rap so much it's unreal.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        America is built on rap music.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the funniest YouTube comment from that cgi seagull rap video. It read simply: "hamilton ass bars"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This song is a modern day slave song for the open plan office farm

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexist

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all men are created equal
    >except black men who will have to wait 87 years until we create the Emancipation Proclamation

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all men are created equal
    >except blacks, Catholics, Mexicans, the British, pretty much everybody who isn't a rich white man like myself
    don't say shit you don't really mean just because it sounds cool

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder, according to Franklin's definition of Whiteness, how close to the North Sea does a Catholic have to be in order to be White? Or, how far south could a Hugenot live before being a tawnoid?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, he was right.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him and HPL's racism linked up, keep it?
    >Then, as he slowly trawled down the geneological tree, he discovered a hidden ancestor... FROM SOUTH TYROL

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even white homies back then were optimistic about racial harmony and bluepilled

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not so fast swarthoid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tawny - of an orange-brown or yellowish-brown color.
      you'd think tawny would be at the end of the list.
      How can he not see any sort of distinction between a ginger Irishman and an Italian, or a slav?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scandinavians
      >fairest of all the whites
      >swarthy
      ???

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But… English people are literally Scandinavian, Briton, and German mutts

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys I'm european and enjoyed this show, how historically accurate is it?
    I never knew the US basically designed the french revolution and constitution.
    the casting was incredible

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Benjamin Franklin
    >played by an Englishman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He considered himself an Englishman for most of his life, as did most colonists. It was only after he got assmad at the English government he decided to divorce from that identity and become American.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He considered himself an Englishman for most of his life
        Could you provide an example of this? Just curious because I've never known that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I was taught in school that the founding fathers considered themselves true Englishmen adhering to proper English law and that the crown was breaking that law

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The colonies were simply an overseas extension of England and every colonist was a subject of the English crown. Weird to think about today, yes, but it's just like someone in Alaska or Hawaii, of course they consider themselves American. They're American citizens living in American territory. Such was the case before the declaration of independence. It would be like Alaska declaring independence from the US government, and becoming its own nation.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    excluding the whole slavery angle, its still not true. If youre born rich, or have great genes you are in fact not equal to someone born poor and physically inferior/disabled. Hell most people in his time couldnt even read, the world isnt fair and men arent equal inherently

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it means equal in stature in regards to the state and to the law dipshit. obviously everyone isn't the exact same clone you mongoloid. your post is a good argument for stripping rights away from morons though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        still isnt true. the rich and famous and powerful get better legal representation then those who arent

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah because of the israelites eroding our legal institutions for over a century, not because what old benny boy said was untruthful

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adams > Washington > Hamilton > Madison > Jefferson
    Franklin was basically just a vibe guy

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    America was founded by proto leftist dissenters like this and then wonder how they "became" so cucked.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*invents electricity*
    >*invents America*
    how can anyone else compete

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All men.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great mini-series
    >Not generosity, Mr. Adams. Duty.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yep

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.
    yeah while under 24/7 propaganda bombardment from cradle to grave

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, I thought Paul Giamatti played Ben Franklin in the series
    Also can't believe Tom Wilkinson passed away last year, a true loss

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