We joke about it a lot but Idris Elba really would make a fantastic 007

We joke about it a lot but Idris Elba really would make a fantastic 007

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like 700 inches

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No he wouldn't. James Bond is a Scottish guy. Scots are white.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scots are either inbred or indian.
      t. Englishman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if he was also a cyclops?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also he's a ninja!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what would make idris elba a good 007?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if in lore he was adopted by a Scottish family?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not Black enough.
    Great actor but not quite what we're looking for.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dubba Lo-7
    I's Bond, JaMarcus Bond

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so this is why he did that gay scene? he made it!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'd made a great African movie star. Too bad they aren't able to build an industry or economy. So israelites use them to subvert the West.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why doesn't Idris Elba just move to Africa for some reason and make movies there lol?
      >Must be the israelites.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >israelite tries to sound smart
        >Fails
        Surprised you didn't call out the typo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Finnish. I don't think I've ever even met a israelite lol. The post was just dumb. What does the African industry and economy have to do with Idris Elba's career?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe 10 years ago
    He's too old now

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the next Bond should be American

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him as black superman

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like how great he was in Dark Tower? Another race swapped role?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He actually was great as Roland. It's just that his very good performance was stuffed inside a really bad movie with a really bad script.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idris is the one of the last few black guys from London with a real London accent.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i quite liked his role in cyberpunk's phantom liberty expansion which is a spy thriller

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. Idris Elba should've been Green Lantern. I dunno why his agent keeps choosing stupid roles.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba should be cast as Idris Elba

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's too old.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Creampie, not facial.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically why not make him 006 or 008? Have him have a spinoff while presenting him in a new Bond movie. What is this obsession with change for the sake of change. We have been drinking water for hundreds of thousands of year. Is it time to drink piss?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a vacuous twat irl
    50 years old and acts like a 17yo american gangster
    Revered by bbc et al so he gets put up as a mouthpiece to whine about little blacks stabbing each other in london and ban butterknives
    Frick him

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