>We must nuke the Sun to stop it from dying.

>We must nuke the Sun to stop it from dying.
Any other examples of good films with ultra moronic premises?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anything by philip k dick
    >A Scanner Darkly
    a huge weed farm that busses people over to work, but satellite imagery doenst exist in this universe, and we have to invent some stupid camo suit to infiltrate said farm
    >The Minority Report
    these teens who are kept in a delusional state can predict murder, but only if a specific wooden ball rolls down a Rube Goldberg machine.
    >Impostor
    alien race makes perfect clones who think they are human, and have a thermo nuclear bomb in their teeth, but the only way to figure out who is who is by doing a vivisection for some reason
    >blade runner
    advance human/robot clones who have a short lifespan, and superhuman strength can only be detected by asking them 20 questions for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a huge weed farm that busses people over to work, but satellite imagery doenst exist in this universe, and we have to invent some stupid camo suit to infiltrate said farm
      the drug flowers are small, planted with large crops and cannot be seen from space

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >these teens who are kept in a delusional state can predict murder, but only if a specific wooden ball rolls down a Rube Goldberg machine
      Imagine being too stupid to understand the concept of a summer action flick. The balls were just a method of communication. They were just a visual flourish designed to be more interesting than simply displaying the name on a computer monitor. They're also not the only way the crimes are reported and recorded. An entire vision of the murder is displayed, which is key to multiple plot threads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC they used wooden balls because the grain was unique for each ball or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dicketh movie plots are based
      You are clearly extra gay

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Core

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's almost a self-parody, but its great. Much better than Sunshine or and 100x better than any Emmerich shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        STFU 2012 is kino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit get some fricking taste

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can forgive the implausible plot because the visuals and music are great and carry the movie. Also good actors.

      The Core

      The Core on the other hand is complete trash and is what happens when you don't have anything to carry your movie. It's like a dollar store Roland Emmerich movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The core had good actors. Wtf are you talking about? I'd argue they were the only good thing about the movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Core is slopkino and thoroughly enjoyable with unlimited rewatch value.
        Sunshine is shit and only memorable for the one captain chang scene.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Core on the other hand is complete trash
        Take your dirty prostitute mouth elsewhere you fun killing homosexual
        Core is pure fun sci fi adventure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but what if we could?
        That line alone makes The Core a top tier disasterschlock flickerino

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sunshine's premise is pretty dogshit but entertaining. it's a guilty pleasure film for me. fun to watch, but i always feel like it goes off the rails in the final act.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moonshine and a similarly dumbass premise but the movie became utter dog shit towards the end.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what was the plot to moonshine? i saw that movie, cant remember anything about it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Moonshine
        If you are talking about Moonfall it started off as dogshit and ended up as liquid explosive dogshit

        >Moonshine
        that's what you were drinking while you were watching, the movie name was Moonfall

        Moonshine and a similarly dumbass premise but the movie became utter dog shit towards the end.

        Sorry guys, I meant Moonfall.
        The moon is going to collide with the Earth. They have to fly to it for some reason to fly it back into the orbit. There's a major plot twist that I won't mention, but it's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in a film. It goes from a Disaster to a Sci-fi real quick.

        Spoiler the moon is actually a space station built by humans millions of years ago before civilisation collapsed. It serves as an archive of advanced technology and science. Inside it is an advanced AI.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you did not realize already you were watching shit in that flick by all the high level worldwide positions being cast by browns...you are moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know I was watching shit because it was made in the current year.
            Modern movies are all slop.

            Not that I had a choice. I watched it with friends at home.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I also suffered through it fren, I thought at least there would be cool destruction.
              Wasn't even that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Moonshine
      If you are talking about Moonfall it started off as dogshit and ended up as liquid explosive dogshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Moonshine
      that's what you were drinking while you were watching, the movie name was Moonfall

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Q-balls, made from tightly packed supersymmetric particles that can accommodate a baryon number at lesser energetic cost than a proton, allow the proton to disintegrate, while the baryon number of the Q-ball increases. Such a giant agglomeration of supersymmetric particles could, if it drifted into the heart of a star, eat away like a cancer, eventually destroying the star from within. In the film, it is up to astrophysicist Robert Capa to stop this process by launching a "stellar bomb" into the sun's core. Consisting of uranium and dark matter. The detonation of such a device would recreate the super-heated conditions of the early universe in which the Q-Ball was made, splitting it up into benign supersymmetric counterpart of the quark called "squarks".
    The Q standers for queer, btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Robert Capa

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Core

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joker
    Godzilla
    King Kong
    Spy kids
    Citizen Kane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aquaman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spy kids
      How? It's a typical kid's movie plot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is King Kong a moronic premise?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emo Boy and his band of merry mutts will save us!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drying people out and rolling them up like a sleeping bag to be stored was absolutely moronic in 3 body problem. It wasn’t even necessary to the story. They should have left it out. Sunshine is kino though.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serenity (not the firefly one)

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Day After Tomorrow is the only 'California Science' movie I like.

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