We should have gotten Bumblebee 2.

We should have gotten Bumblebee 2.
Seriously, how do you go from the objectively best film in the entire franchise (barring the animated film if you wanna be picky), and follow it up with a weak Michael Bay imitation that not only fails to deliver on the good will of the previous instalment, but also fails to align with what is supposed to come after, along with completely screwing up the Beast Wars characters (why the frick did Michelle Yeoh sound like she had just gotten dentures put in while voicing Airazor?), and needlessly shoe-horn in a BLM message in a movie about talking robot cars?
I'm salty as hell.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you expect any different 27 movies into this series?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ironically because of the noise factories of the last 4 transformers films, bumblebee underperformed because people didnt want to sit through another 3 hour noise factory. Despite it being the best film in the transformers franchise (by miles), it underperformed due to expectations set by the previous entries.

      The fix, moronic producers thought, was to make another noise factory since that's what they thought was holding bumblebee back from making a bunch of money.

      Its the same reason Star Trek Beyond flopped despite it also being better than Into Darkness. Producers are really just low IQ shithead israelites

      I know it underperformed because literally no-one was interested in watching a world war 2 prequel following up on plot threads from The Last Knight, but that was why they pivoted it into a reboot, but Di Bonaventura cannot seem to pull his head out of his ass and accept that the Bay films are dead.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ironically because of the noise factories of the last 4 transformers films, bumblebee underperformed because people didnt want to sit through another 3 hour noise factory. Despite it being the best film in the transformers franchise (by miles), it underperformed due to expectations set by the previous entries.

    The fix, moronic producers thought, was to make another noise factory since that's what they thought was holding bumblebee back from making a bunch of money.

    Its the same reason Star Trek Beyond flopped despite it also being better than Into Darkness. Producers are really just low IQ shithead israelites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. These franchises always wear the failures of the previous films. It's why X-Men First Class is a modest success and then DOFP was the biggest grossing X-Men film of all of them at that point. First Class had to wear the shame of X3 and Origins. DOFP was coming out during peak capeshit years and riding on the relative good will of First Class.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think they could have alleviated that somewhat if they had made a bigger point of it being a reboot, but as stated above Di Bonaventura has his head up his ass.

        her music career stunk

        >caring about the music
        You thinking I keep watching the music video to Selena Gomez's Good For You because I like the song?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fact check plausible

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bumblebee
    >The best movie in the franchise
    They should’ve titled it “Hailee Steinfeld Crying” because that’s what 95% of that movie is. Bumblebee doesn’t do shit until the climax and the other autobots are barely in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bumblebee doesn’t do shit until the climax and the other autobots are barely in it.
      The Autobots don't do shit in any of the other films until the climax, it's always the humans running around screaming.

      Anyone else wonder why he dropped his dick while she was under him? How's that scene making it past the censor

      she and bumblebee should frick in the sequel

      This film is basically the Transformers version of Shape of Water and there is FRICK ALL decent R34 or fan fiction.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Autobots don't do shit in any of the other films until the climax, it's always the humans running around screaming.
        Right, and Bumblesneed isn’t any different. You had your big Geewun battle at the start to appease the soímales and then nothing fricking happens afterwards. Truly an epic movie, I’d dare even say it be just be one of the movies ever made. Bold statement, for sure.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You had your big Geewun battle at the start to appease the soímales and then nothing fricking happens afterwards.
          That's both reductive and also incorrect. Plenty of stuff happens in the film, it's just not constant explosions and screaming like in the Bay films.
          I like the first Bay movie and consider it a close second in terms of quality, but ROTF is crap, DOTM has interesting moments but is seriously compromised, AOE is just "get the Chinese market" and TLK is just noise. It's also extremely obvious that Bay had completely checked out by that point.
          Bumblebee was the first film since the 2007 movie that actually had plot and solid characters, but it was significantly improved by making the weird annoying guy a supporting character instead of the lead like Shia.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else wonder why he dropped his dick while she was under him? How's that scene making it past the censor

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hailee is so cute in this movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she and bumblebee should frick in the sequel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. I have a thing for bangs and I could nut inside that her for days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I could nut inside that her for days.
        Same, I want to use her thigh as earmuffs.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    karate kid but with metal alien, it can be comfy but only for a small group of people, you cant make big money with such plot
    and rise of the beasts is pure shit, bayverse made everything big, big story, big action, big cash, bumblebee is comfy and rotb is pointless

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we needed hailee steinfeld in bootyshorts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what her concerts are for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        her music career stunk

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her pits were delicious in this

    Wish they did a sequel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not that I disagree, but this movie should have gotten a sequel regardless of pit status.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this movie kinda sucked, like yeah it had more emotional weight to it but it wasnt enough for me to give a frick about any of the characters, the movie felt silly in contrary to the original trilogy (and in a way the fourth movie too) which was epic, the jokes fell flat and the pacing felt slow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the movie felt silly in contrary to the original trilogy
      What did it need more Shia Lebouf squealing and dogs humping?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the movie felt more like it was aimed at kids is what i mean

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the movie felt more like it was aimed at kids
          The whole franchise is aimed at kids. It literally exists just to sell the toys, that doesn't make the film bad though. ET is aimed at younger audiences and this film lifts heavily from ET's playbook, but much like ET it doesn't stop being entertaining as you get older, or as is the case for most Transformers fans are already older.
          That being said if they'd made the humans that got turned into clear goo by Dropkick turn into red (blood) goo, this film would probably have gotten an R-rating. But that's more to do with the MPAA than the film.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is trash, the best transformers movie is the 2nd one. Anybody who disagrees is zoomer trash who are just butthurt they had no kino and were in their nappies when T2 dropped. Frick you zoomers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the best transformers movie is the 2nd one.
      You better not be talking about Revenge of the Fallen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes revenge of the fallen is the best one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, unless you're shitposting for (yous), you're gonna have to defend that statement.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not- it's simply the most entertaining one. The desert battle is kino, simple as. Bumblewiener is über cringe I don't give two shits about that yellow shit either. Ever since Shia left transformers it's all been trash.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But it does all the same things that the others do, just worse. I'm not saying that it's the worst one, at least Bay is clearly still invested unlike 4 and 5, but it's still not a good film, it has way more annoying characters (both in quantity and intensity), the Fallen sucks as a villain and make Megatron shittier by having him grovel to the Fallen, Megan Fox got bogged between films, and the story in general is crap.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sex with hailee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because of the pits?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best part of the movie were the Cybertron scenes where it gave us a glimpse of what could've been if Bay hadn't decided to make the Transformers walking scrap piles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The best part of the movie were the Cybertron scenes
      That is accurate. I'm praying that Transformers One maintains that aesthetic, but I'm going into it with serious trepidation.

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