We talk about cartoon dads on Father’s Day but we never really criticize them. This holiday is perfect for that.
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We talk about cartoon dads on Fathers Day but we never really criticize them. This holiday is perfect for that.
Well yes, isn't cartoon father criticism a regular occurrence anyway?
>This holiday is perfect for that.
Do you use mother's day to call your mom a c**t?
My mom’s not a c**t though
and not all fathers are bad. how about instead, we criticize how poorly dads are represented in cartoons: inept, angry, out of touch, evil or just flat out stupid. honestly, name one cartoon dad that is portrayed in a positive light, and isn't the butt of endless jokes. the only one i can think of off the top of my head is Doc Saturday.
Secret Saturdays is an action cartoon. You're complaining about dads in comedic cartoons being comedic.
then why do they usually show the mothers as absolute saints?
1. They aren't always portrayed as saints especially in Seth MacFarlane shows
2. It's usually to flip the usual straight man set up but it's not all helpful; cartoon moms are boring as shit.
>It's usually to flip the usual straight man set up
The usual cliche "father knows best, the mother is a ditz" was the norm 40 years ago
It's not "the usual" anymore
I'd love a ditzy troublemaking milf and neurotic depressed dilf for once
Bob's Burgers is right fricking there.
You're forgetting that the many of the people in charge are boomers and Gen X; that was the usual for them.
>I'd love a ditzy troublemaking milf and neurotic depressed dilf for once
Then that will be the usual and people will want to subvert. And on and on and on.
James Possible and Professor Utonium usually aren't the butt of the joke and are respected by their kids.
but frequently shown as out of touch.
Yes, an adult middle aged male isn't going to be in touch with what younger females want. This does not detract from their overall positive qualities and it's insane that having any flaws is somehow poor representation of fathers.
Master Splinter (2003)
Even when portrayed as out of touch it makes sense.
The dad in Bluey mogs all other parents to a degree it makes up for it.
He definitely falls under one of those labels. Animators have daddy issues and it's time for normal people to step up.
Of course she is, otherwise you wouldn't be the ungrateful little shit with an Oedipal Complex that you are homosexual
Hard disagree. She was a c**t last time I saw her.
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Post someone worth criticizing then
>the fat slob who abuses his family isn't worth criticizing
He's negligent and dumb at worst, which is the standard for cartoon dads. He's still willing to throw down with monsters like Vlad to protect his family
Jack is constantly throwing hands at ghosts and other shit that's way out of his class just to keep his wife and kids safe. Even braved the rhubarb patch to make up with his wife immediately after an argument.
Get off of Cinemaphile Vlad, you lost.
Let's go through the list
>James Possible
>Jonathan Long
>Gru
>Lynn Loud Sr.
>Dick Daring
>Bob Parr
>Professor Utonium
>Bandit Heeler
>Bill Green
>Bob Belcher
>Lucifer Morningstar
>Khan Doorman
>River Butterfly
>Drew Pickles
>Dr. Doofenshmirtz
>Bob Parr
seriously, how is he worth criticizing. Sure he had flaws, but he was the best superhero of his time, and he was ripped too. He only started getting issues when forced into retirement. Even then he eventually moved on from his middle age syndrome
Superheroes don’t have flaws
would let each one pound my ass
All of them had shit parents but Ed had it the worst.
Cartoon dads fear the milf frickers.
Marco wouldn't grow up to vet hunky again. He did that on a multi-dimensional chase that left him separated from creature comforts. Left to grow old in his own world, he's going to stay skinny and weak. Same for Dipper, skinny and weak. He'd be an explorer at best, not a real adventurer. Steven and Lincoln I agree with. Finn should be way bigger. No matter what universe he's in, he has an unquenchable thirst for adventure and combat. He ends up ripped to the gills no matter where he goes; farm world, pillow world, our world, etc.
>Cannot maintain a stable relationship with girls their age
>Believes they are a threat to fathers who literally fricked their wives several times and gave them multiple children.
>Believes they are a threat to fathers who literally fricked their wives several times and gave them multiple children.
Sounds cucked to me
Kinky Ass Expander
Dangly Titdeliverer, darn
>Gay Ogre Massacre
>Feature-Length Pussy Blaster.
Oh my God!
Rectal Anusrevengeance
>Dysfuntional sperm lover
>Tasty Monekysucker
Yeah, that's about right
edgy c**tsmasher
Is the deranged satisfaction you get from shitting up the board the only thing keeping you from committing suicide or something?
Why are you getting mad over some normalgay underaged tourist?
I hate this jackass so much. It should be me fricking his wife’s giant delicious ass, not him!
This but unironically. Most cartoon dads don't deserve their wives.
what the frick was his problem
I mean I know he's a jackass I mean that rhetorically, he always took the side of the MC's douche older brother, who straight up tried to throw him in a wood chipper in one ep
The guy was probably a former bully in his youth and got Debbie by being a rich jock who gave swirlies and slapped "kick me" signs on all the poindexters he could find. He became fat from drinking too much beer and from having a sedentary job
What show did he came from?
Robotboy
You can always commission some art of yourself cucking his wife, if you wanted
nooo, it's cheaper to b***h about on Cinemaphile!
When I win the lottery, I'm going to commission so much more cuck art.
>win the lottery
So...never, then?
One day
>people replying in earnest to a industrycuck thread
you homies are dumb as shit
He makes good threads that make you think.
Doyle was a much more interesting and dynamic character than Doc precisely because he was allowed to be more flawed.
I wonder if trying to be politically correct had anything to do with that.
Why do all of you guys hate your dads
fatherless behavior, that's the new trendy insult that keeps popping up everywhere
It's one obsessed moron who's been shitting up the board for years with the explicit support of the jannies
Anon it's just some underaged gays who made up some boogeyman to blame all their shit on. I've been here for over a decade and never seen legit proof of an industrycuck anywhere.
Oh please quit it with the boogeyman shit you humongous homosexual
Everyone knows you because you've been such a persistent nuisance for so long. Nobody is going to get fooled by your shit-assed psyop attempts
Man, it would be easier to prove it was one anon shitting up the board if we still had the poster count, I wonder why that feature was removed hmmm?
Been here for a decade, I see nothing but normalgays shitting up the board. They're the real threat.
Why do you want to frick your dad?
If only there was some kind of trend between being a homosexual and not having a good relationship with your dad
I did but he's dead now so eh.
Fatherless homosexuals : the thread
>oedipus complex homosexualry
>iBlack person filename
You all know what to do.
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Jack Fenton is an absolute unit.
>We talk about cartoon dads on Father’s Day but we never really criticize them.
Because you spend every other day doing that.
He’s so hot. Most tubby dopey dumb chubby cuddly daddies are GOD tier sexy for me. I want them to frick me silly and then sit on my face
You already make this thread very often
And yet nothing has been done about the dads. We can talk about problems in animation and comics you know.
All you ever do is whine about the dads in cartoons like you got fricked by your dad and can't let go of the trauma. I bet you can't even describe what kind of dad you want in a cartoon
People already described several dads like that. Nothing loser like James Possible or Utonium, like Doc Saturday without the woke shit, let the milf be a troublemaker, etc.
All you're describing is what you don't want cartoon dads to be like, what traits should a dad have, should he be strong, brave, weak, evil, good, WHAT?
>strong
>brave
>good
Yes all of this. No more weak or evil dads.
Superman's a dad in the comics, does he count?
>let his son get kidnapped by an insane Jor-El
>spent a whole year in space and got aged up
>got groomed by the Legion of Superheroes
>son comes back only to gay out and start dating a pink haired twin
Anon…
Okay I dare you to write your cartoon dad character, and show how that character could ever be possibly implemented into the plot of any cartoon
>A strong and brave dad is impossible to implement into a cartoon plot
The utter state of western animation.
So you can't come up with anything?
>fat slob who lives in a van
>taught his son how to read and thats it
>gave up raising his son at 10 and gave him up to alien lesbians
and i'd still take his greasy wiener down my throat
Still less of a cuck than Connie's dad, not that it's saying much.
>Oh yes he is so cuck, look at these images from R34 where they frick his wife, that makes him so cuck, what do you mean it's not part of the canon?
If the shoe fits. Fanon is just as valid as canon.
Never criticize them? You mean besides the autist who spams the "Why are cartoon dads always dumb" threads?
Sorry IC, but you're dad was right to leave you and your prostitute mother. Also, she's never going to sleep with you; you're going to have to pull a Chris-chan and wait to rape her when she's old and senile, because she will call the police on you if you ever do.
Defending your kid from another timeline is something only a great dad would do