i guess marry middle because she's the youngest looking and white. fuck left and probs kill the boring white girl on the right. idk any of them really beyond center for euphoria
I hate this insane clown world. Sex workers are protected and free to degrade themselves but they're like mudslimes when it comes to women in any other context with the hijab and all.
You're embarrassingly wrong as all 3 The Marvels main actresses were meh to ugly and uglified for the movie. Madame Web has actually pretty women dressed like women
straight males who have girlfriends, this movie only appeals to porn addicted loners
Wrong. You should get a gf and find out that doesn't stop you from wanting to see pretty women onscreen. Many will bring their gfs along
Thats the neet logic
Most gf would be totally fine to go watch something with hot girls in it because most girls are by definition have nothing against hot girls in the movies and tv shows
All 3 are somehow worse actresses than The Marvels actresses.
That is an achievement in casting.
Also, men no longer go to movies just to look at hot women. Hot women are a plus to a movie that was already good enough to attract men.
The trailer looked pretty bad.
It's easy to see what a bad producer Amy Pascal is when she puts Sydney Sweeney in the images and trailers and at no time is she wearing cleavage or at least a tight t-shirt, she's worse than Kevin Feige Another atomic bomb at the box office and it's not the actresses' fault
By contrast with the dour, unfeminine The Marvels chicks, Madame Web already has an enormous advantage as the actresses are hot and dress in a sexy way
None of those are children tho
Well who would you cast to get the Cinemaphile audience, then?
McKenna Grace, Julia Butters, Ever Anderson, and Lulu Wilson.
>we want coomer audience tbh
i guess marry middle because she's the youngest looking and white. fuck left and probs kill the boring white girl on the right. idk any of them really beyond center for euphoria
Fuck, Marry, Kill.
I concur
Yes.
personally i love Dakota
Do you? Then post it.
Ah, a fellow patrician.
Fuck you, Dakota is cute in a hag way
perfect
duh
when you’re right, you’re right
>kill, kill, kill
Call me when pic related is in a skintight spider suit.
All three would be good fucks, first two would be good marries. You really can't go wrong here.
Marry, Fuck, Kill
delicious cake
good god the one on the right even has Misato's jacket
>Everything is an anime reference!
Mcfucking kill yourself my dude
but..my dick?
Someone drew that. A human being drew every frame of that, and other human beings animated it.
>japanese
>human
Pick one.
>82
no thank you
>movie would make quadruple the profit if they gave them revealing outfits instead of 99% covered up
Remember it’s only ok to have all the men have topless scenes but all the women must stay covered up.
I hate this insane clown world. Sex workers are protected and free to degrade themselves but they're like mudslimes when it comes to women in any other context with the hijab and all.
If there isnt a shirtless scene with them then what's the point
Kiki was underage at the time and it's not the 70s anymore
the bogged bitch? ewww
You got it
Unfortunately coomcels have no financial capital and this will flop hard
It'll attract the normal audience for capeshit: straight males. It'll make money.
I'm sure people said the same thing about the Marvels, granted this cast is much sexier.
You're embarrassingly wrong as all 3 The Marvels main actresses were meh to ugly and uglified for the movie. Madame Web has actually pretty women dressed like women
Wrong. You should get a gf and find out that doesn't stop you from wanting to see pretty women onscreen. Many will bring their gfs along
straight males who have girlfriends, this movie only appeals to porn addicted loners
>this movie only appeals to porn addicted loners
To be fair that market is now enormous.
It’s not a market because they’re mostly unemployed neets
onlyfans thots and porn artists rake it in hand over fist. where do you think that money comes from?
And yet the Marvels apparently failed because incels didn't give Disney their money?
Thats the neet logic
Most gf would be totally fine to go watch something with hot girls in it because most girls are by definition have nothing against hot girls in the movies and tv shows
Yeah that's right
nice feet but she looks like a bitch, like the type of women that would cheat on you and then say it was your fault
>that woman looks like the type of woman who would behave like a woman
You don't say?
>someone gets to lick those
Do girls actually lie around like this? There's no way that can be comfortable or relaxing.
Moner and Syd are gonna drain my balls
No Sarah Gadon, no watch.
Sorry I'm not interested in watching nagger fuckers on screen
>we want broad audience
fify
>he is thinking only Cinemaphile want to watch hot girls in the movies
are you a tranny, anon?
>they turned the cute tomboy Mattie into a nigro
Will wait to the version where she gets edited out
I'd shoot my web all over that madame if you know what I mean
Are you related to the spider totem too? I don't seem to follow
True but how will they get us to pay for the torrent
>It's forgotten before it releases
Merced's carrer is in the dumpster lol
fuck, marry, kill
Marry, Fuck, Kill
kill kill MARRY
Why does it feel like there’s something off about this picture? Something strange.
KMF
Me on the left wearing the cap
Too much age and too much clothing for me to be interested. Let me know when they are 13 and wearing bikinis
Kill, Marry, Fuck
Marry
Fuck
Kill
All 3 are somehow worse actresses than The Marvels actresses.
That is an achievement in casting.
Also, men no longer go to movies just to look at hot women. Hot women are a plus to a movie that was already good enough to attract men.
The trailer looked pretty bad.
>All 3 are somehow worse actresses than The Marvels actresses.
Wrong. Didn't even read the rest
I can already tell this shit will be even more painful to watch than The Marvels but it will gross more anyway
Wouldn't it be funny if they all peed themselves?
Only after getting their asses kicked
Will watch for Syd
>blondes with glasses
The pretty but old librarian looking chick looks out of place as the star of this movie. It should have been one of the other two.
they'd have to wear leotards with cleavage for that
I just want to see their pussy fat through their spandex tights
Extremely high IQ post.
It's easy to see what a bad producer Amy Pascal is when she puts Sydney Sweeney in the images and trailers and at no time is she wearing cleavage or at least a tight t-shirt, she's worse than Kevin Feige Another atomic bomb at the box office and it's not the actresses' fault
By contrast with the dour, unfeminine The Marvels chicks, Madame Web already has an enormous advantage as the actresses are hot and dress in a sexy way
Underusing Sydney is really stupid, but I expect exactly that and nothing else. Audience apathy and the slow heatdeath of Hollywood is real.
Uh OP you're forgetting someone
no one care about the diversity quota sheboon
Should have replaced her with Silk so we got a qt asian instead
he's not
Why the fuck can't superhero films be colored like this?
I don't get it. Those girls are all over 13.
You forgot best Emma
>Cinemaphile audience
>everyone is over 18
>lineup of senile hags
>Cinemaphile audience
We've reached the point where I will watch something to support its statistics if it casts attractive women and doesnt emasculate me
It's still missing Thomasin and Mckenna
Marry, fuck, kill
i like moner, but aren't latino women batshit insane
so what ?
She cute
No they’re just horny and family oriented
Sydney looks better with glasses.