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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically got iron man vibes from him in Top Gun. He's the real Iron Man, just like Elon Musk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he could've pulled it off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk is a colossal homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know did you suck his dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Elon Musk is the real life Tony Stark/Iron Man. He is peak chad.

        https://i.imgur.com/k7vqFzL.jpg

        we were fricking robbed

        Based Tom doesn't do capeshit, he's too busy voicing Shadow for Sonic 3. Also, RDJ is the best Iron Man anyway. He was born to play that role.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mention elon musk
        >someone inevitably spergs about it
        never fails

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maverick in Top Gun was true Ironman. Frick capeshit.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look, one of your forced meme dream casting circle jerks didn't magically come true. none of them are) move on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John Krazinsky as Reed Richards was literally memed into reality.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based mapother keeping his resume clean of capeshit while dunking on the chinks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this, Tom's too good to marr his resume

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom is fricking based for dunking on soulless chinks.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They'll probably do this eventually. Cruise is a box office money magnet.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the whole "revival" of RDJ. Just goes to show that no matter how shit you are, once you're chosen by the israelites you can just waltz into a role that pay millions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RDJ is a tribesman. Tom is only the best bottom in Hollyisraelite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a comic movie

      it's a good redemption story

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you think Tom Cruise at this point in his career would sign on for a cameo where he gets killed by Elizabeth Olsen then you fundamentally do not understand how he has maintained his status as an A list actor over four decades. Watch the Al Pacino scene from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

    Marvel called Tom and he told them to frick off. Maybe they'll offer him a real role later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel called Tom and he told them to frick off. Maybe they'll offer him a real role later.
      If he is going to play evil Iron Man that's an entire movie alone at least, but really should be its own trilogy. That said he is old now so he will probably look rough by Cruise Iron Man 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't there be villain movies, I'm sick of the good guys win

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't that Watchmen tho?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying the adrenochrome won’t keep him young forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we really were.

      He should've been the actual villain who kills off the Illuminati and threatens the entire multi-verse. Wanda and Strange have to team up to defeat him for the climax.

      this could've helped. giving him an actual role. allegedly they did try to get him and he said no. but it was probably because he was just a member of that shitty illuminati.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the israelite fears xenu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based Xenu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Watch the Al Pacino scene from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

      I've seen it, refresh my memory as to what he says? legitimately curious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        something about a great ass and dunkin donuts I think

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        something about a great ass and dunkin donuts I think

        you're thinking of his role in an Adam Sandler movie not OUATIH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Al Pacino explains to Leo that his career is in the toilet because he's been taking heel guest roles in shitty tv shows where he gets defeated at the end of the episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe this actually happened

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we really were.

    He should've been the actual villain who kills off the Illuminati and threatens the entire multi-verse. Wanda and Strange have to team up to defeat him for the climax.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly he'd probably go for a thanos level role where he's the center of attention for 6 movies

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise would have been a better Iron Man.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Cruise in Disney crap
    Who the hell even wants this? Maybe if they return Ironman to Paramount studio then we can talk. I don't want to see Cruise in any Disney shit ever.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >say a line
    >get fricked during the next scene
    Absolutely not.
    At least, they have the idea now, but I doubt Cruise will accept.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tom cruise in capeshit
    just no, id like him to return to mummy franchise instead if he wants these campy blockbusters that can't be taken seriously, but no actual capeshit. frick off

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand yes, but it was also nice that he didn't just do a cameo and then die.
    I heard a rumor that they might still have plans for him in the future, if he agrees to the contract obv.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think you’re roping way too many people into wanting your embarrassing dogshit cameo generator to come true

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He did Tropic Thunder, so it's not like he's afraid of having some fun, maybe just give him an actual real character with an appearance worthy of his current status.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tropic Thunder is proof that scientology is even more powerful than the yids in hollywood, the man got away with the most blatant israeliteface possible besides naming himself harvey weinstein

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actually Tom Cruise is playing a direct and identifiable parody of Scott Rudin, a bald israelite who flies into a rage every ten minutes who got cancelled around Weinstein. That's how based he is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ, no wonder they’re all miserable overcompensating navel gazers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom likes fun but capeshit is totally opposite. It's cynical entertainment but devoid of any fun.
      These movies may be entertaining but they are not fun. You watch them only to get ready for next one. It's entertainment to fill void but there's no fun in it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he probably wouldn't turn down a what if style spin off of just evil ironman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          With his obsession for realistic experience I think it's safe to say he won't do greenscreen capeshit crap. I mean even for The Mummy he forced them to build shithole desert town, tombs and to use zero gravity effect plane. good luck seeing this in capeshit that is assembled in post production. In Top Gun he wanted real G-force experience. In Mission Impossible he comes up with crazy stunts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They'll build a real Iron Man suit by the time he agrees to do it

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe you guys thought he was gunna be in doctor strange./ made 0 sense

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PETER OPEN THE DOOOOR

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they were smart they would've seen the reaction to the rumor and if he was in the script written him out of it to save him for something that doesn't just kill him off right away.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he taller then RDJ?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's too old
    would be based otherwise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >too old to play a face on a CGI armor
      I still wonder how RDJ was able to pull this bullshit and makes people believe it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because he’s likable and not a robotic autist like cruise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it would've been fine during the time of Iron Man 1

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol he probably can’t do it because it would piss off his science fiction church

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop pining for the old iron man, Iron Heart will be replacing him in 2023

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dr strange was kino. I'm at peace enough to drop the mcu now before this happens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I saw iron man 1 in theaters without knowing anything about marvel besides spiderman.
        he was what kept me interested, so when his story ended, marvel ended for me, now I'm just here to see flashy effects when I'm bored.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still waiting for GotG3, then I'm out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think Ant-Man 3 will be my last MCU film. To be honest, I've been burned out on capeshit since Endgame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black female iron man?

      I can see it now.

      >Budget 400 million
      >Box Office 4 million

      Best decision Disney will ever make.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta say, Marvelgays being wienery about his imaginary cameo only to get the lamest cameos ever and then Tom Cruise himself absolutely destroying their flick at the box office is sweet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watch marvelshit without paying for it and I agree, kek

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Thanos holds infinity gems in gauntlet and raises his arm
    >Iron manlet can't reach
    End of that universe

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about him in china

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good, I like Based Tom even more now due to chinsects not liking him. lol

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel is dead.

    It's over capesisters

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh... maybe you were.

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