>we will never have comfy Wheel of Time posting again

>we will never have comfy Wheel of Time posting again

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    did it get canned

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse - it got adapted

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      S2 was already filming, meaning even if they wanted to they’re not even going to try course correcting (and that’s unironically a good thing, since they can’t stop the crash this late, and the train having no breaks will make the impending wreck even more hilarious).
      S3 is rumoured to also have been green lit too, so by that we can assume the studio they’re building on location still needs funds siphoned off to it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only explanation that makes sense. There is a 0% chance that show cost a fucking hundred mil

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe it hasn't yet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just finished filming s2 and got renewed for s3

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the worst written shoes in living memory .

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Shows

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were never "comfy". One or two autistics show up and ruin everything.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We still have yet to determine if sorilea or cadsuane had the bigger bush

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not even considering Verin
        Phaw

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like verin is actually clean shaven. Or maybe trimmed close

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Op here, I was one of the autists who used to fuck with these threads

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show was based!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of cope about lews therin being the dragon reborn is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lews Therin is the dragon reborn
      Wasn't that always the case in the book?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. The dragon is just the title he earned, for being the most big dicked Chad who ever lived. There weren't any prophecies or any indication whatsoever that he was anyone beyond who he was in that life.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you here?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i-it's a different turning of the wheel!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amazon tries shilling a show on /misc/ again
      >autists take over and argue about aes sedai bush while bookfags chat about the books and disregard the show
      It was comfy for what it was. Nice to finally chat with others about my favourite fantasy series. Leaks also let me go on shill's streams and spoil things. I'd drop a spoiler in the middle of a sentence, claim I knew Rafe and say he was a terrible person behind the scenes. I'm hoping to get a rumour going about him being a racist and sex pest by the end of S2.

      LTT being the DR and there being one in every age just shows they had some lore guy going through the wiki giving them a short version they could awkwardly adapt. Technically "Rand" could be reborn in each of the seven ages, but he probably wont be fulfilling the role of the Light's champion outside the Second and Third Age and he'll probably never be referred to as the Dragon Reborn again. The just had the towel boy bring a page of jotted down notes and one said "the dragon is reborn in every age and fights for the light".

      >Lews Therin is the dragon reborn
      Wasn't that always the case in the book?

      "The Dragon" isn't some universal term. It's used in the Second Age because we know what dragons are now and it's implied the First Age is heavily implied to be ours. "Dragon" is just a title given to the greatest hero of The Age of Legends and Rand inherits the title when he's reborn. He probably wont be identified as himself in the next Age he appears in and the word dragon will be permanently associated with Rand until the word is forgotten and the language dies. It's not impossible that the next time the Third Age comes he'll be recognised as a hero from the previous Age, but by then the events of the books will be long forgotten even to myth.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ICP is a scam and Moonman is a scammer

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh it just looked so fucking bland that I had no interest and couldn’t pay attention to the episodes

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scene starts in a new location
    >woman shrieking accompanied by mysterious music plays
    >scene ends
    >woman shrieking accompanied by mysterious music plays
    >sex scene
    >woman shrieking accompanied by mysterious music plays
    >egwene is on her period
    >woman shrieking accompanied by mysterious music plays
    >repeat for an entire season

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the
      >something "dramatic" happens
      >woman shrieking

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno about that. Season 1 did really well, and the book-cucks will be forced to give up by the end of the year.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon tried so hard to shill it that I'm completely immunized to even ironic or bait shillposting

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long until matts actors contractual obligations expire so he can talk about why he actually left

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The best episode of the season was entirely fanfic
    /Wot/cels could never recover from that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re going to have to be more specific

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably talking about episode 4.
        >thom almost acting like thom
        >some action with logain
        Still a shit 4/10 episode in a 3/10> show

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          naw he's talking about episode 7. Instead of just rushing through things the characters actually sat down and talked things through. People made decisions. Characters grew. Of course it was all nonsense but it was still the best episode.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            7 was the second last episode, right? That was fun just to imagine how much was planned and how much was lockdowns/Barney leaving reshoots. Rosamund looked especially fed up at that point.

            >The Wheel of Time follows Moiraine, a member of the Aes Sedai, a powerful organization of women who can channel the One Power
            >Produced by and starring Rosamund Pike
            Just how woke is this?

            It's bad.
            >masculine role models removed/rewritten to be less masculine
            >everyone does casual sex
            >climax is rewritten to give women all the action while the men sleep, get scared or are just off screen somewhere.
            >everywhere has the racial makeup of big american city
            >lore is poked full of holes to make the girls more important than the guys
            >moiraine is made gay so she can have a lesbian sex scene with ugly siuan
            >same scene has teleportation magic that is never explained or brought up again just so they can reuse set
            >every woman is ugly for no reason
            >all the expected race swapping
            >aes sedai implies that women are oppressed by men
            >the power is not different between men and women
            >lore and story is twisted in the last episode to make everything specifically the fault of MEN
            >this also breaks the plot and contradicts things that happen in that same episode
            It's about as bad as they could make it without having Egwene be the Dragon. For example: Rand doesn't hear his dad's fevered rambling and doesn't learn that he's adopted. This is so that they could fit more Egwene scenes with her floating down a river and stuff. Rand then flashes back in the second last episode to remember that scene they cut because it was important. It's awkward and makes the show worse because the showrunner wanted to insert more Egwene wank.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fact that, on top of all the shit that directly contradicts the book, they chose to focus on the single most hated character in the series makes me think the director is a colossal troll.
              He knows that it’s a money siphoning operation and doesn’t have to give a shit, so he decided to just fuck with people for no reason.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing to come from the show is the opening

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Wheel of Time follows Moiraine, a member of the Aes Sedai, a powerful organization of women who can channel the One Power
    >Produced by and starring Rosamund Pike
    Just how woke is this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single person involved has completely missed the point, whether intentionally or not.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A woman so pregnant she gives birth an hour later kills 7 men while dual wielding spears and doing crouching tiger hidden dragon backflips

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never read the books but this show made me want to cum deep inside some abo pussy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting an abbo to wash for a single episode
      Say whatever you like, but they pulled no punches.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like wheel of morons. 80% of the cast is morons

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