idk most mcu fanatics that i've seen are always tend to lean toward that low t white boi cuck look
Not saying brown capeshitters don't exist but mcu is larger in the cuck circles
>Dakota's playing the old lady wheelchair Madame Web from the cartoons
Weird, I assumed they'd have left her character out entirely and she'd be playing Julia Carpenter (the one Sydney's playing).
Where the frick is Spider-Man, you know, the crux of this fricking particular comic universe...
VENOM, MORBIN', KRAVEN, MADAME WEB...
AND NO FRICKING SPIDER-MAN
WHAT THE FRICK IS SONY THINKING???
Apparently Adam Scott and Emma Roberts are playing Peter parkers parents and the bad guys are traveling back in time to kill them so spider man never exists
Maybe madame web enlists the help of other universe spider women and men to stop them but this being Sony I doubt it
>Emma Roberts is playing a pregnant Mary Parker as the various Spider-Gals try to protect unborn Peter.
But i thought it was just a clump of cells bros?
Oh, so it's a PREQUEL huh? Of fricking course THANKS WAAAHMEEEN for saving the future hero we all love (and want to see more of), he would've DIED in the womb if not for all these BRAAAVE WAAAHMEN saving his parents' lives
I'm so fricking tired of woke cinema
Imagine they fight and through webbjng tie each other up, then Madame Webb presses their bodies together and they start to kiss each other, as their bodies grind against each other.
Sydney looks at Izzy's boobs, "are those radio dials, dear?"
Izzy sticks her boobs out, pouting. Sydney strides over to her and places her palms upon Izzy's head, and pushes her head down, forcing her to look at Sydney's pendulus pendulums of titty.
"See, dear, these are actual boobs. .take a good look."
It is I, Opera Guest! Here to spoil your plans Madame Web! Muwahahaha! With my tiny theatre binoculars I shall set fire to all of earth! It's as simple as burning ants with a magnifying glass! Muahahahaha!
The Madame Web shit was the goddamn worst part of the old 90's Spider-Man cartoon, which is saying quite a bit when the Smythe and Kingpin storylines also existed. Nobody wants this. This is dumber than Morbius.
Hopefully Marvel and Disney go bankrupt before this abomination comes out.
This is Sony.
That doesn't change the intent of his statement at all.
Ok then I like their vidya
>capeshit fan is a spic
color me surprised
idk most mcu fanatics that i've seen are always tend to lean toward that low t white boi cuck look
Not saying brown capeshitters don't exist but mcu is larger in the cuck circles
yes women are spiders
>Dakota's playing the old lady wheelchair Madame Web from the cartoons
Weird, I assumed they'd have left her character out entirely and she'd be playing Julia Carpenter (the one Sydney's playing).
Fake and gay
Thank god. Maybe now Jessica Drew can be in the MCU instead of the Flopverse.
So my Spider Gwen is safe thank God
I thought Dakota Johnson was finished humiliating herself. Guess I was wrong.
SSwe should be Rogue.
Where the frick is Spider-Man, you know, the crux of this fricking particular comic universe...
VENOM, MORBIN', KRAVEN, MADAME WEB...
AND NO FRICKING SPIDER-MAN
WHAT THE FRICK IS SONY THINKING???
Apparently Adam Scott and Emma Roberts are playing Peter parkers parents and the bad guys are traveling back in time to kill them so spider man never exists
Maybe madame web enlists the help of other universe spider women and men to stop them but this being Sony I doubt it
Oh, so it's a PREQUEL huh? Of fricking course THANKS WAAAHMEEEN for saving the future hero we all love (and want to see more of), he would've DIED in the womb if not for all these BRAAAVE WAAAHMEN saving his parents' lives
I'm so fricking tired of woke cinema
Sony is probably the least woke studio there is
>would've died in the womb if not for all these brave wahmen
actually true of every baby born from 1973 to 2022
Isn't Adam like twenty years older than Emma?
Based if true.
Adam might be playing a young uncle Ben actually
1st 3 are fine, 4th is cringe
I'm seeing double here, eight spiders.
I'll watch anything with Sydney Sweeney in it! Her breasts are spectacular!
I would not sleep with her!
>Emma Roberts is playing a pregnant Mary Parker as the various Spider-Gals try to protect unborn Peter.
But i thought it was just a clump of cells bros?
> All of them in skintight costumes.
Hnnnggg...
Hope there's lots of fetish fuel.
This confuses me
I assume Jess and Anya are the middle two?
Sydney is Julia Carpenter aka Spider-Woman II
Moner is Anya Corazon aka Spider-Girl II
Sheboon is Mattie Franklin aka Spider-Woman III
I don't think Jessica Drew is in this movie, so that must mean Sony doesn't have her rights for some reason.
Sony is also making a spider woman film separate from this. Olivia Wilde has been attached as director for a while now.
Who the frick are these people
>Isabela Merced Es
Can this puta stop changing names?
she's still maisie to me
Seems like the movie has the potential to be a decent popcorn flick but they gotta come up with a better title
A Madame Web named movie won't crack $50 million domestic, need to come up with something snappier.
Madame Web and the fantabulous emancipation of Sydney Sweeney's boobs
Imagine they fight and through webbjng tie each other up, then Madame Webb presses their bodies together and they start to kiss each other, as their bodies grind against each other.
There needs to be a tittybullying scene between these two.
Sydney looks at Izzy's boobs, "are those radio dials, dear?"
Izzy sticks her boobs out, pouting. Sydney strides over to her and places her palms upon Izzy's head, and pushes her head down, forcing her to look at Sydney's pendulus pendulums of titty.
"See, dear, these are actual boobs. .take a good look."
Spiderslags
Goddamn this cast is STACKED
>Alana Monteiro as Opera Guest
One of the more obscure Marvel heroes.
It is I, Opera Guest! Here to spoil your plans Madame Web! Muwahahaha! With my tiny theatre binoculars I shall set fire to all of earth! It's as simple as burning ants with a magnifying glass! Muahahahaha!
Really hoping an Alec Baldwin incident happens on the set of this movie.
Based Sony wasting all these good actors on A movie by the morbius writers
Wasn't the OG Spider Woman was chick in her mid 30's?
No just your regular 20 something hero.
>4 fricking spider women
>we won
Super hero movies with women as leads is like watching the WNBA.
The Madame Web shit was the goddamn worst part of the old 90's Spider-Man cartoon, which is saying quite a bit when the Smythe and Kingpin storylines also existed. Nobody wants this. This is dumber than Morbius.