>wears all black on a desert planet

>wears all black on a desert planet
was he moronic?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Jedi are stinked.
    >Their smell has gone through the universe.
    >You, my friend are all that's left of soapism.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Sebulba in Jabba's palace in the special edition? Did he become evil later on?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sebulba in Jabba's palace in the special edition?
      I don't think he was, or did they add him in for the Disney +?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why was Sebulba in Jabba's palace in the special edition? Did he become evil later on?

        Not sebulba, someone from the same species, George Lucas added him for the 2011 blu ray

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >George Lucas added him for the 2011 blu ray
          Got a screenshot? I have the 2011 rays and have no idea he was in there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why do Gen Xers get so mad about this shit that no one would even notice in a million years? Grow up.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick?! This ruins my day AND life!
              (thanks for showing me, anon)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The 2011 blu ray edition of the Return of the Jedi is the single most destructive thing released under the Star Wars cannon because it ruined the most important scene in the entire saga. The sequels can be ignored, as can the prequels if you thought they were that bad. But the blu ray edition of Return of the Jedi actually ruined the one scene in the original trilogy that the entire saga built up to. Arguably one of the most powerful scenes in all of film history was ruined because the director forgot his original intent, and now that it's been out for thirteen years, an entire generation has grown up watching that and thinking that that's the way it always was. The Disney films were a disaster on a level that I wouldn't expect from such a big company, and it's perplexing that anybody with a career in filmmaking would make a trilogy like that, but taking the original films and destroying them like the blu ray edition did all with one word is far worse. If only George Lucas had sold the company to Disney earlier, things would be much better. Seriously, I would take any Disney Star Wars movie over the blu ray of Return of the Jedi. I wish that that version and all physical copies of it would be destroyed. No greater offense has taken place in film history in my opinion. And it was George Lucas who did it of all people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this is pasta yeah?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, I just wrote it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >that that
            You do not need to use two "thats" or two "hads" together, anon. Stop it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn what's the scene don't tell me they censored Oola's breasts

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The scene where Vader saves Luke. George Lucas gave Vader dialogue, which destroyed the scene, the film, and the entire saga. That was the scene that the entire saga built up to. It was the most important scene in the saga and the fact that Vader was silent is why it worked. No amount of CGI characters could ruin Star Wars, but that one word did. If that scene is ruined, then Star Wars is ruined. That scene is Star Wars.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >adds in sobbing during and afterwards for the 2024 re-release in your path

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The whole idea of adding more shit to a movie decades later is already weird enough but this part in particular shows that there's something wrong with Lucas's brain. If I ever had the opportunity to speak with him my only question would be what the frick was he thinking there

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The whole idea of adding more shit to a movie decades later is already weird enough but this part in particular shows that there's something wrong with Lucas's brain. If I ever had the opportunity to speak with him my only question would be what the frick was he thinking there

                I mean just listening to him speak you can tell he's a massive autist. So are we for caring but it explains a lot of the creative decisions Lucas has made throughout the years.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            agreed! Yub Nub was the best part of the entire trilogy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Um ACTUALLY that was changed in the 1997 special edition.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Did he become evil later on?
      Did you miss the fact that he was a villain in the Phantom Menace?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wear all black three hundred and sixty five days a year. The myth about it being too hot is inaccurate. If it does attract more heat, it's barely noticeable. I expect to get hot when I'm outdoors in the summer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it does attract heat, look up "albedo"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but not enough to make a noticeable difference.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can't argue with that drip

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He grew up there, the heat ain’t shit to him.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The extra heat taken in from the sun is offset by black also allowing body heat to escape easier. It's more about airflow than colour

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post proof that wearing black gives more than a 2 degree Fahrenheit difference.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He just got off an air-conditioned spaceship and didn't think about it or maybe he's wearing advanced space fabrics that don't need to take albedo into account.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they wearing bright white on Hoth?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man's never heard of goths

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Luke Skywalker, dressed head to toe in black robes, stands in the blistering heat of Tatooine's desert sun. Beads of sweat trickle down his forehead as he squints at the horizon.

    LUKE
    (to himself)
    Why did I think black was a good idea on Tatooine?

    He starts patting himself down, trying to cool off, but it only makes things worse.

    LUKE
    (continuing)
    Ugh, seriously, Luke? Black on the sunniest planet in the galaxy? Genius move.

    CUT TO:

    EXT. TATOOINE - DESERT - LATER

    Luke trudges through the sandy dunes, his black attire absorbing every bit of sunlight. He wipes his brow, clearly regretting his fashion choice.

    LUKE
    (mumbling)
    Should've gone for something breezier... maybe a nice pastel or even beige.

    Suddenly, he spots a mirage of Obi-Wan Kenobi in the distance.

    OBI-WAN
    (appearing amused)
    Luke, my young padawan, feeling a bit hot under the collar?

    LUKE
    (grinning)
    More like hot all over. I should've listened to you about the robes.

    OBI-WAN
    (chuckling)
    Fashion advice from a Jedi – a lesson learned, Skywalker.

    They continue walking, the sun beating down on Luke in his regrettable wardrobe choice.

    FADE OUT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon. Haven't read something that painfully unfunny in a while. Really needed to not laugh today.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's so bad that I thought OP wrote it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ai wrote that

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He a bedou.
    I a bedou. He from the tribe of Beni Salim.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Symbolism, b***h. First he shows up all dark and mean, force chocking a b***h. Then at the end when he refuses to join the Emperor, his jacket opens and you see that under the black, he was wearing white the whole time.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do anons not realize that lucas spend a lot of thought on how he could make the audience believe for even a split second that goody two-shoes luke could fall for the dark side. that's why he made leia his sister and that's why he's wearing black throughout. it needed to become imaginable.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he realized that pain was the greatest teacher

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He just wasn't a little b***h who cared about a .1 degree temperature difference.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Deserts are as cold at night as they are hot at day. No time to be a prissy little homosexual about it.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all black on a desert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this is the best example he could come up with
      lurk moar newbie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this is the best example he could come up with
      lurk moar newbie

      the one that bothers me the most is this guy from Lawrence of Arabia

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't know about Force-cooling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      does it work on blue milk

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you?

    You clearly are. I see this thread already had 46 replies, so I hope you were sufficiently eviscerated for your stupidity and my participation beyond this point will not be necessary.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no for once we were all pretty much in agreement that this was moronic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll give a false recap of the thread because probably no one will read it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I believe him, he seems trustworthy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I believe him, he seems trustworthy.

        Correction: I'm assuming you meant the thread, specifically the OP, was moronic.
        If that is not the case I take back my approval.
        Clearly the OP is moronic.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SIGH
    Guess I have to hold their hands, after all.

    https://www.nature.com/articles/283373a0
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/aug/19/most-improbable-scientific-research-abrahams
    https://www.wired.com/story/should-you-wear-white-or-black-on-hot-days-heres-the-data/
    https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=37294.0
    https://gizmodo.com/the-physics-that-explain-why-you-should-wear-black-this-5903956
    https://www.realsimple.com/beauty-fashion/clothing/does-white-clothing-keep-you-cooler

    T.L.D.R. there isn't actually as much difference as you'd think, in fact often there is no difference at all, and black may be superior in protecting from cancer-causing ultraviolet radiation

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you think he could use the force to cool him down or some shit? I remember reading somewhere Jedi can extract energy from the environment. I am pretty sure Luke could come up with some fancy refrigeration cycle to keep himself at room temperature even in the deserts of Tatooine

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He grew up there, you know

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