for the uninitiated, the web pistol is used by a version of Spider-Man who's a professional assassin and has trained his spider-sense to such an insane degree that he's practically a precog.
the zombie version who shoots veins and arteries outta his wrist to swing around always makes my fricking skin crawl.
It's more or less the Alex Ross concept design for the first Raimi movie with some tweaks. They also used this design as a basis for the Superior Spider-Man.
Comic books were one of the first things to go full woke as they were infiltrated by mentally ill leftists long before since it takes less talent to be an artist and comic book writer than it does with anything else. It's more convenient to just pretend that comic books haven't been a thing for the past 10 or so years, their sales numbers help with that theory as well
This is some next level moronic shit. >Spiderman is a gay disabled woman that carries a wheel chair on her back.
Having non functioning legs means she's also a cripple at swinging. You know, one of the things spiderman is known for. Whoever created this must be a fat frick who has never actually gotten on a swing by herself in a park or too much of a dumbfrick to realize you need to be able to move your legs to build up gold momentum.
>do you think it's awkward when her date goes down on her only to realize she can't feel it
No, it's literally the perfect situation. You never have to go down on her but she feels obligated to suck your dick since it's the closest she can get to the feeling of sexual penetration.
in some interpretations, i believe it's the spider-bite that imparts Peter with knowledge of how to produce his web fluid. so even if it doesn't give him the ability to shoot web outta his wrists, it does make him aware of the formula for it.
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frick you and your midichlorian spiders. spiders make webs, peter should have organic web powers
Which is stupid. Frick being spiderman, Peter Parker would have made millions selling his web sticking formula if he was rational, instead of becoming a celebrity and letting Uncle Ben die
every time Peter runs outta web fluid in a fight without warning, i always wonder why he doesn't have a little LED on his wrist that flashes red a few times when he's running out. if i regularly swing around New York 40 stories in the air there's no way i'm building a wrist-mounted swinging tool without a light that warns me when i've only got like 10 thwips left. lol
>have genius IQ >get bit by radioactive spider >start getting spidey senses >instead of researching spidey senses choose to make mysterious fluid and fight crime >live with aunt >paycheck to paycheck >no desire to get out of situation >no desire to leave noble life of poverty >choose to fight mentally unhinged psychos instead
was spiderman designed by a Black person? this is literally what the average niglet thinks of them choosing their hood poverty lifestyle over a proper educated career.
It always struck me as stupid that "Spider-Man" didn't have the one unique power attributed to spiders...making webs. Think about it, loads of other insects can climb vertical surfaces, have disproportionate strength, fast reflexes like spider-man so he could have been named after any one of those but he isn't. Why was he called spider-man if he couldn't make webs?
Running out of web was a cool device to force the hero to think out of the box, be vulnerable or just fail sometimes. If not that, a writer could make Peter lock himself in his lab and create a new kind of web for whatever scenario could be coming up,
You have a mutant spider bite plot line and you still shove in some super high tech infinite matter generator wrist contraption that a high schooler designs by themselves? moronic.
even in High School Peter is a scientific genius, and in the 90's cartoon i believe he explains that one of the side effects of his radioactive spider bite was being imparted with instinctual knowledge of what chemicals to mix together to create his webbing.
My only problem with web shooters is then why the frick would Peter be poor? Construction companies would kill for that shit. If Peter could pump out inventions like that whenever he wanted, he should he as rich as the Fantastic Four. It's a severe break in either his character concept or my suspension of disbelief. Organic solves that.
why would you make your proprietary web fluid publicly available if it's integral to your work as a superhero? do you just want any supervillain homie picking up a can at the supermarket and experimenting with different ways of neutralizing/dissolving/combusting it? not to mention the way its designed, it dissolves on its own after a couple hours anyway. you can't use that to construct shit (unless you're Chinese, i guess).
>not to mention the way its designed, it dissolves on its own after a couple hours anyway. you can't use that to construct shit (unless you're Chinese, i guess).
The self-dissolving aspect is a feature. It saves on cleanup. It self attaches, sticks to every common building material, and is basically indestructible. It would save hundreds of man hours attaching shit to cranes. It would replace tape and glue for all temporary purposes. It's incredibly compact and lightweight and cheap. Peter would become a billionaire, easily, from this one invention.
You do have a point that his villains could experiment with it, but like he couldn't tweak it or invent anything even remotely similar to solve his money issues? That was literally the only thing he could invent? Regardless of that specific invention, the fact that he could invent shit like that and then just never does is what's a sticking point for me. It would be like saying, "Oh, Batman also has laser eyes but he just never uses them."
My only problem with web shooters is then why the frick would Peter be poor? Construction companies would kill for that shit. If Peter could pump out inventions like that whenever he wanted, he should he as rich as the Fantastic Four. It's a severe break in either his character concept or my suspension of disbelief. Organic solves that.
>Spider-themed superhero >can't do the thing spiders are most known for without being a heckin genius and designing revolutionary tech in your uncle's garage
Most moronic thing ever.
Completely wrong. Boy I wish superman was invincible but for some reason needed to use a jetpack to fly and special glasses for his laser eyes and x-ray vision!!!
>(you)
I never understood if he shot it out if his hand or if you used a device
for the uninitiated, the web pistol is used by a version of Spider-Man who's a professional assassin and has trained his spider-sense to such an insane degree that he's practically a precog.
the zombie version who shoots veins and arteries outta his wrist to swing around always makes my fricking skin crawl.
That's a b***hin' outfit.
It's more or less the Alex Ross concept design for the first Raimi movie with some tweaks. They also used this design as a basis for the Superior Spider-Man.
>makes my fricking skin CRAWL
heh
Make a 1 hour 48 minute movie about this assassin spidey right now
ok but will probably make her a fat gay mexican chick
do you think it's awkward when her date goes down on her only to realize she can't feel it
This is some next level moronic shit.
>Spiderman is a gay disabled woman that carries a wheel chair on her back.
Comic books were one of the first things to go full woke as they were infiltrated by mentally ill leftists long before since it takes less talent to be an artist and comic book writer than it does with anything else. It's more convenient to just pretend that comic books haven't been a thing for the past 10 or so years, their sales numbers help with that theory as well
It's a test to see how much the goyim will tolerate. The answer is, whatever you can conceive
With great power comes great disability!
Having non functioning legs means she's also a cripple at swinging. You know, one of the things spiderman is known for. Whoever created this must be a fat frick who has never actually gotten on a swing by herself in a park or too much of a dumbfrick to realize you need to be able to move your legs to build up gold momentum.
>do you think it's awkward when her date goes down on her only to realize she can't feel it
No, it's literally the perfect situation. You never have to go down on her but she feels obligated to suck your dick since it's the closest she can get to the feeling of sexual penetration.
Who shoots it from their veins and arteries? Looks painful.
That's from one of the Marvel Zombies. He's not shooting it FROM his veins and arteries, he's literally using his veins and arteries as the webbing.
Tobey’s was organic, the other two had devices
devices sound stupid what are his spider powers for
Spider-sense, increased strength, durability, agility.
so they just leave out the most unique thing a spider can do
in some interpretations, i believe it's the spider-bite that imparts Peter with knowledge of how to produce his web fluid. so even if it doesn't give him the ability to shoot web outta his wrists, it does make him aware of the formula for it.
frick you and your midichlorian spiders. spiders make webs, peter should have organic web powers
>Wall Crawling/Super Adhesion
>Spider-Sense
>enough strength, dexterity, and durability to haymaker The Hulk into low orbit
everything else?
2/2
looks really fricking gay
>adults unironically read this and think it's cool
Not quite. He was amped beyond his normal capabilities here.
He uses a device in everything except Tobey's
Which is stupid. Frick being spiderman, Peter Parker would have made millions selling his web sticking formula if he was rational, instead of becoming a celebrity and letting Uncle Ben die
The web fluid takes extreme dexterity to use properly and expires in an hours.
>expires in an hours.
That is a pro, not a con.
it should be, under people who could use it and be smart about it. Most people wouldn't.
yeah, I'll bet you don't understand a lot of things.
every time Peter runs outta web fluid in a fight without warning, i always wonder why he doesn't have a little LED on his wrist that flashes red a few times when he's running out. if i regularly swing around New York 40 stories in the air there's no way i'm building a wrist-mounted swinging tool without a light that warns me when i've only got like 10 thwips left. lol
>Webshooters > Organic wristcummers
cope
organic webbing is for brainlets who arent capable of self insterting into a high science achiever
>have genius IQ
>get bit by radioactive spider
>start getting spidey senses
>instead of researching spidey senses choose to make mysterious fluid and fight crime
>live with aunt
>paycheck to paycheck
>no desire to get out of situation
>no desire to leave noble life of poverty
>choose to fight mentally unhinged psychos instead
was spiderman designed by a Black person? this is literally what the average niglet thinks of them choosing their hood poverty lifestyle over a proper educated career.
I prefer organic webshooters because it's inherently sexual
It always struck me as stupid that "Spider-Man" didn't have the one unique power attributed to spiders...making webs. Think about it, loads of other insects can climb vertical surfaces, have disproportionate strength, fast reflexes like spider-man so he could have been named after any one of those but he isn't. Why was he called spider-man if he couldn't make webs?
he does make webs, in his garage with scientific equipment. then he goes out and fights crime with them.
you're so obtuse
Running out of web was a cool device to force the hero to think out of the box, be vulnerable or just fail sometimes. If not that, a writer could make Peter lock himself in his lab and create a new kind of web for whatever scenario could be coming up,
>the one unique power attributed to spiders...making webs
many types of flying bugs have spinnerets and produce webs when in their larval state
the only bug I can think of that produces web from its forelegs is the embioptera, which looks kind of like a long ant.
organic web shooters being on the wrists doesn't make any sense either. spiders produce web from their spinnerets (butthole basically)
You have a mutant spider bite plot line and you still shove in some super high tech infinite matter generator wrist contraption that a high schooler designs by themselves? moronic.
even in High School Peter is a scientific genius, and in the 90's cartoon i believe he explains that one of the side effects of his radioactive spider bite was being imparted with instinctual knowledge of what chemicals to mix together to create his webbing.
why would you make your proprietary web fluid publicly available if it's integral to your work as a superhero? do you just want any supervillain homie picking up a can at the supermarket and experimenting with different ways of neutralizing/dissolving/combusting it? not to mention the way its designed, it dissolves on its own after a couple hours anyway. you can't use that to construct shit (unless you're Chinese, i guess).
>not to mention the way its designed, it dissolves on its own after a couple hours anyway. you can't use that to construct shit (unless you're Chinese, i guess).
The self-dissolving aspect is a feature. It saves on cleanup. It self attaches, sticks to every common building material, and is basically indestructible. It would save hundreds of man hours attaching shit to cranes. It would replace tape and glue for all temporary purposes. It's incredibly compact and lightweight and cheap. Peter would become a billionaire, easily, from this one invention.
You do have a point that his villains could experiment with it, but like he couldn't tweak it or invent anything even remotely similar to solve his money issues? That was literally the only thing he could invent? Regardless of that specific invention, the fact that he could invent shit like that and then just never does is what's a sticking point for me. It would be like saying, "Oh, Batman also has laser eyes but he just never uses them."
My only problem with web shooters is then why the frick would Peter be poor? Construction companies would kill for that shit. If Peter could pump out inventions like that whenever he wanted, he should he as rich as the Fantastic Four. It's a severe break in either his character concept or my suspension of disbelief. Organic solves that.
how is he a spiderman if he can't even shot web without tools?
Everyone knows spiders have slight precognition.
>Spider-themed superhero
>can't do the thing spiders are most known for without being a heckin genius and designing revolutionary tech in your uncle's garage
Most moronic thing ever.
Completely wrong. Boy I wish superman was invincible but for some reason needed to use a jetpack to fly and special glasses for his laser eyes and x-ray vision!!!
after that yes