Wednesday Netflix Series

Can be fairly certain it will be kino? Tim Burton behind it, Jenna Ortega as Wednesday, and Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia? I'm sold.

Only issue I have is Luis Guzman as Gomez. Is he handsome enough? Will there be Uncle Fester?

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what tf are you talking about Luis Guzman is fucking HOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHE’S 20 YOU SICK FUCK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dropped

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A bit old for my tastes but Latinas are my weak point so I'll make an exception.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luiz Guzman would be a good Uncle Fester

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's a hot kid

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know but I know that one porn parody of the Adams Family is great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based dub coomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who stars in it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the one with Kate Bloom as Wednesday

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao saw some screenshots. uncle fester fucks her hahaha

          looks hot though. i think im gonna coom to that tonight

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good luck captain coomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one?
      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131783/

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Only issue I have is Luis Guzman as Gomez
    Wtf? So the guy with a Spanish name must be a la Raza spic

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix
    The name itself is like a curse. A black spot. Tear it all down and start again.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Luis Guzman better suited for Fester?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Burton became a hack and what i have read from the premise it sounds like they had a random teen supernatural show script lying around and they slapped the Addams ip on it for recognition

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck did they spic-wash the main characters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Another shit-tier bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the dad's name is GOMEZ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        his last name is ADDAMS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's his first name my guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix thinks boosting their ESG rating will compensate for tanking stock, unironically

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her again? Who is she banging to get all these rolls?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get me a job

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is TIm Burton guaranteed kino? I think the man has proved that he's largely talentless, all of his revered films are due to collaboration, ever since he's had this "auteur" status thrust upon him he's done nothing but deliver stinker upon stinker.

    Dudes a hack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He should've stick with practical effects instead of CGI

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's the focus, as is her time at high school and her relationships, the "family mystery" part will be a never-ending run of side adventures that go nowhere and will under-utilise the rest of the family. They'll at best appear for 1/3 of each episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. After the first episode the novelty of the Addams Family connection will fade and it'll be another genetic netflix vaguely magical teen drama bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. After the first episode the novelty of the Addams Family connection will fade and it'll be another genetic netflix vaguely magical teen drama bullshit.

      Sort of worried that they'll try too hard to make it a teen girl drama show, but it's the Addams Family so I'm sure they understand that it's supposed to be a comedy first and foremost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They won't though, they can't help themselves. There will be the typical bully girl, the love interest, the predictable teen drama nonsense with just passing relation to the premise. Sure, there will be some "mystery" she has to discover, but that will just drag as we get episodes of angsty crap. I wish it wasn't like this. It could be a great show. But it'll be just another pic related.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >actual shilling
    It won't help you. This shit will fail just like any other. Plz get cancer and die.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this show will posses half the heart the original did but also act as a means to let white people find Mexicans sexier. For my benefit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any recommendations of this actresses kinography? I need to sample check her abilities.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gomez is only handsome in the 90s film the original description and future versions of Gomez is supposed to be kind of ugly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Raul Julia really warped what we expect a Gomez to be: charming, handsome, cool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's for the better.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is he handsome enough?
    Raul Julia wasn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say that Raul Julia was the most handsome of the actors to play Gomez, but Gomez isn't supposed to be very handsome in the first place. It's part of the joke that he's this weird looking rich guy who has a smoking hot wife.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Julia wad handsome in that "weird 50 year old man" way. Guzman is a literal Goblin. His casting at least gives me confidence it will be comedic.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, Gomez Addams character should be played by Johnny Depp. He is made for this role

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy SEX

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    deep anal action

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My problem with nu-shows and nu-women who play the mains in those shese shows is that its always the same, the girl character is always the same as any other, I havent seen a trailer of this or snything bu I bet that Wedbesday is a quirky introvert thats mistaken for being shy and anti social, but at the same time gets a long well with people and is popular, takes selfies with her phone and talks and acts like a cockt high school girl,but with a sense of irony, all these shows present the same made up fantasy teen girl today

    Correct me if im wrong

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is just a substitute for that Sabrina show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NuWednesday mogs Sabrina's actress

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you Netflix for this bounty of material we are about to redeem.
        Amen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She sure takes her vitamins

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            uhh why is she drinking water like that? that's not how you're supposed to drink
            *gulp*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine if that was my dick haha

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why does she remind me of the Lainey Ball

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >is this how you attract the israeli producers mommy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God, I wish that were me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Always on her fucking phone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this rated R and does Jenna have sex in it?

        Only hot as Wednesday.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That outfit
        Fuck, I have a boner.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not by the hair of her chinny chin chin

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit. Its all shit. What role does Helena Bonham Carter play this time? Wait, let me guess. Shes going to be the quirky yet intelligent tertiary character who gets far too much screentime despite her ongoing awful acting abilty? Color me surprised.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they broke up so she isn't in his movies anymore

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't christina ricci have a bit part in this?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shame about the jaw

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jenna Ortega as Wednesday
    I legit thought they just put fuck ton of make up on Christina Ricci. Given it's a netflix production this kind of shambolic production wouldn't have even surprised me.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luiz Guzman is Gomez??? Couldn't they get Oscar Isaac?? That dude will act in anything and he already looks like Gomez.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Luiz Guzman is Gomez?
      lmfao what

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we going to have an influx of zoomer girls acting like quirky goths now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I hope so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why? You'll never sleep with them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm too busy sleeping with your mom lmao

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is Luis Guzman as Gomez. Is he handsome enough?
    No, and I doubt Antonio Banderas is even doing anything right now

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this rated R and does Jenna have sex in it?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wednesday would have a hairy pussy and ass. just doesn't seem like the type to shave at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man, why you got to lower the tone like that.
        >Contemplate the aroma

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          visualize the stench

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please have a nude scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHADMOK?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if she has been told how many men would have a hard on for her, because she is wearing their goth fetish

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If she's not a funny sociopath like in the movies I'm out. I don't want or need Wednesday to have character development. She's not that kind of character.
    Don't fucking ruin her by turning her good, normal, or some other bullshit.
    If she gets a bf or a gf, it should be a knife or axe that she baptized in the blood of the innocent, not an actual person, unless they are Addams enough for her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i can picture he love interest being a normal guy and Mortica not allowing her to date him because he is so normal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't really fit with the character, but they could make a joke of it being her 'experimental' phase or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah her rebellious teenage phase is having a crush on a normal guy and trying out for the cheerleading team or something. I can picture her being simped after by some goth-loving nerd though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Could be fun to watch Wednesday try to be normal (what she thinks is normal). She wears her normal clothes, but it's all BRIGHT PINK and she's BLONDE. She brings muffin baskets to school. No mold. Gives apples to teachers. Razor blade free.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              honestly i dont want the show to be edgy or adult or anything. it needs to retain the campiness of the original series and the movies. it shouldn't take itself seriously at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Turns out it wasn't Wednesday, it was July Addams, her identical cousin (it's a thing, okay. Really) who kidnapped her and took her place.
                But Wednesday didn't care enough to tell anyone after she escaped 2 weeks ago. She's been in the basement working on a prototype guillotine this whole time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She should also be deadpan and laconic. OP's pic looks like that, but I'm scared that in the show she'll be LOOK MOM I'M ACTING.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chance of panty shots in the show?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    luis guzman looks like the og gomez, so i'll allow it. but is this still the show about wednesday developing psychic powers and solving murders? that sounds like bollocks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >show about wednesday developing psychic powers and solving murders? that sounds like bollocks
      WEDNESDAY(as a police consultant like in Elementary): Captain, I figured out who committed the murders!
      POLICE CAPTAIN: Who did it? Tell us!
      WEDNESDAY: Me. With my new psychic powers.
      *go all Scanners on everyone's asses*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >about wednesday developing psychic powers and solving murders?
      Riverdale/nuNancy Drew-style?
      Dropped. Hard. And I step on it and crush it into powder.
      Wednesday doesn't solve crime with psychic powers, she uses her pychic powers like a mental theatre screen to watch as many murders as she can for fun.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tim Burton behind it
    burton films were bad even with actual producers
    netflix is throwing money in names without any supervision

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >meet girl who looks exactly like Wednesday from the movies, cute, petite, goth
    >fool around a bit, keep distance cause shes obsessed with Sam Hyde, but otherwise cool
    >calls me a few days ago and tells me shes in a mental hospital
    >no word since

    LIFES NOT FAIR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >keep distance
      are you gay? mentally unstable girls are the most fun to fuck. I have fuck girls that are suicidal and schizos. I even had a 4 way with 3 girls because i told all of them that i wouldn'y fuck them anymore unless they did. i've only been stabbed by them twice and it wasn't even in a vital area of my body

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        keep distance means fuck, but not introduce to the family

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the best part for me. Meeting the parents with the weirdest gf possible is almost a fetish. It's even better when it's a family reunion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >getting my face casually sat on by scary goth girl
        >father enters room asking what I wanted for dinner not knowing I had her round, or maybe he did
        >darted right back out of the room
        >”son, you are into some really weird shit, enjoy it whilst it lasts”
        Only thing my father said to me that’s made sense in my old age

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >series about LE EDGY GIRL
    >ww-wiw-iw-wi-ll- ititit-siti-s b-b-b-be-be-e kk-kin-ink0-oo???
    You're so fucking retarded I don't know how you remember to breathe.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt she just in that a24 horror thing called X basically showing her stinkhole?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate ser

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        post it

        pretty sure this is what he meant

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have high hopes for this show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post it

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care much for the series but hopefully this means more Wednesday porn is coming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix Reddit hoes will deliver, I have faith.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literaly Riverdale but with the Addams IP instead of Archie. It's over.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

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