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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You now remember the 'no studio' episodes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was that when the show was ending and they kicked off Adam? They had that awful Blaire guy or something as the replacement and he was fricking terrible.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was at Sessler's house

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I vaguely remember those episodes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Extended Play episodes at the Metreon arcade were kino

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Today we review a crappy cartoon game from Japan.
    >It's not crap, Mogan!
    >Shut up, Sessler. You're drunk!
    >It's my show! Mine! Mine! Mine!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    X-Play used to be hilarious but I remember it got a lot less funny toward the end of its life

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      back in the old days people just being angry about trivial shit in a video was peak comedy because everyone wasn't angry all the time in real life

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you make me sad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to go back

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >back in the old days people just being angry about trivial shit in a video was peak comedy because everyone wasn't angry all the time in real life

        Christ, this probably explains why so many people stopped watching Nostolgia Critic, AVGN, AngryJoeShow, and so many others who entire gimmick was "THIS IS ASS!!!111!!!!"

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Sniff*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Creepy drug-addled israelite. He's an insane monster

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and that is kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      now where have i seen this guy before?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the fact that the other guy in this clip is one of the heads of EA.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 people whining about Sessler

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one shot at life
    >wasn't born as Morgan Webb's toilet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about Morgan that makes her so charming?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She landed a dotcom billionaire husband which I'm pretty sure objectively makes her one of the most desired women on earth in spite of being a man jawed titless bawd from a third rate cable channel

      It's genuinely impressive

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know nobody here would car but im a professional photographer and whoever shot her here is godawful. Its an incredibly unflattering pose for her body type

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are no flattering poses for her body type

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone has poses that make them look better and make them look worse. Check out

          Maxim is a big gig for photographers and you can clearly see the difference in talent. The professional rotates her hips to make her waist appear slimmer, he has her spine curved and one hip up to add curvature. He has her shoulders back to emphasize the chest. Her head is wienered to elongate the neck. Theres a billion different details and choices that go into a shoot this is literally just surface level shit that even the laymen could instantly recognize. The former picture with the atari is jarringly bad

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            All these photos were from Maxim.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn’t know the former was from maxim. That genuinely surprises me. I stand by everything i said tho

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then poorly shot one is FHM

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Morgans entire body outside her breasts is jarringly bad
            yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is her left arm shorter?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could actually buy Webb being into games and nerd shit, then they brought in bawds like Munn.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick punch, racism nazies
      huh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s upsetting to see what a gay he is in real life, since I really enjoyed him as a host. X-Play brightened up my day whenever it was on. Watching that, Adult Swim with Inuyasha, Trigun, etc., shows like Survivorman, I Shouldn’t Be Alive. Frick, man. TV was actually good back then. What the frick happened?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gaming Goddess!

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss these lil' homies like you wouldn't believe!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      leo laporte has his own video podcast? network to this day, i still watch one of his shows weekly.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess of everyone from those days he is doing the best while keeping some integrity.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          apparently he also had like a local California radio call-in show for 30+ years too. he was less
          >a cable TV star
          than everyone else

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He hosted, until December 2022, a weekend technology-oriented talk radio program show titled Leo Laporte: The Tech Guy. The show, started on KFI AM 640 (Los Angeles), was syndicated through Premiere Radio Networks.

            It looks like the guy had a radio show consistently from 1991 until 2022.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              wtf happened to this guy? i remember watching this guy back then but he fell off apparently he had porn in his pc whilst he was doing the show?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol yeah it was in his phone gallery or something which he streamed by mistake, he's still going strong though. making bank, i assume. https://twit.tv/

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You now remember when they tried to re-launch G4 and it failed miserably.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They completely bungled it, didn't understand their fans or how shows/networks are run, then Frosk went on a tirade showing they hate their fans.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They completely bungled it, didn't understand their fans or how shows/networks are run, then Frosk went on a tirade showing they hate their fans.

      What's crazy is the reunion in '21 was actually pretty great to see. Olivia Munn was even ready to jump in. She was actually dating the CEO that funded it but then they broke up and she got pregnant with some comedian. They could've actually succeeded without all the weirdness.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was actually just thinking about this. That reunion episode had everything that made G4 entertaining. There wasn't a single instance in the relaunched that came anywhere close to the reunion. I don't know how someone could frick something up so badly, when they had a perfect template already made.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's wild. 4 minutes into the reunion Olivia says it's the only time in her Life that she misses every single day and she would do AOTS for the rest of her life.

          If they had those people and a few normal newbies even Xavier maybe; the reboot should've and would've worked.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does she not realize she's part of the reason the network failed the first time?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, a few of the new cast talked about how the mission statement of the New G4 was to not repeat "the mistakes" of the old version and the number one most important thing was diversity and inclusion. So we ended up with on-air "talent" like Fiona, despite having zero improv skills and always sounding like she was gargling her teeth.
            Kevin Pereira, maybe Kassem and a couple of halfway decent entertainers could have made it something. But the game was rigged from the start.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kassem was just sad to watch. He's looked miserable every time I've seen him on camera since the peak of his YouTube days.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then they got really desperate and started throwing money at zoomer streamers to come on their dumb game show, only for it to not have a single uptick in the overall audience. It really was a clusterfrick from the beginning, but the people responsible won't blame anyone but Comcast for not keeping them on the air longer and throwing more money down the shitter.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mission statement is not to make a enjoyable show, but to promote diversity and inclusion.
              >Set out to make a show no one wants to watch, and are shocked when people don't want to watch it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                exactly

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                russians won only because American stupid white entitled c**ts were allowed to open their fricking mouths.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Kevin Pereira
              massive homosexual who couldnt entertain children

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I felt bad for Jarard. I could tell he was just nodding along and clapping so he wouldn't get shot on the spot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried watching a few episoded with Jirard host. Him I liked and the Naruto guy but the rest of the cast had exactly 0 energy, no chemistry. And then there was Frosk whos straight up cancerous kills everything she touches.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was genuinely unwatchable from the start. It's clear whoever was producing wasn't interested in making something enjoyable.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It felt secondhand cringeworthy, oof. It didn't look like any of them knew anyyything about games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      G4 is the Blockbuster of gaming entertainment. It was incredible when it was the only thing available. But as the internet improved and easier access services came out, it couldn't go up against it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The G4 content can still hold up, like some of those DVDs I got from blockbuster

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Icons was a killer show! I was obsessed with Oddworld as a kid and would rewatch this episode all the time.

          That said, this pacman did NOT age well:

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"she"

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've played video games for over a quarter of a century but never understood the culture of "i have to play every new game and read reviews and watch other people play them"
    that being said i know why G4 worked back in the day, it was stylish and easy viewing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A relic of a bygone era. It’s a subculture that used to exist, but has been swallowed up by the troony menace like most other white subcultures from the 90’s. The only thing that hasn’t been destroyed is metal, but that’s because it’s too radical for homosexuals to even pretend to enjoy and has a notoriously closed and insular fanbase.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        metal is boring copy and paste shit the last 20 years

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Irrelevant to my point.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            theres no trannies because it already is shit

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only thing that hasn’t been destroyed is metal
        Can't destroy something that's already shit to begin with, or rather you can but no-one can tell the difference even if you could.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there an Aussie with big breasts that did small clips? Want to say her name was Layla

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the bald guy that has fricked literally every troony on Earth?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and he has a scene with a troony that was on the new network

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >minutes before disaster

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you call a man who fricks women and trannies but not regular men? Is this some weird form of bi?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chad

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That time Sess posed on Cinemaphile.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when society started making significant changes toward the better
      So, progress started in 2008, everything else was just a prelude? Is this what they actually believe?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Black person president is when progress started. Everything before was racism and nazis.

        t. Adam Sessler

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >i am forgotten

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like 'cado

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Code Monkey Like Fritos!!!
    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >communists have the music

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This show was so good. I wish there were more like it.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was the hottest G4 girl and it wasn't even a competition. Mogged the shit out of Morgan and Olivia.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hungry, Cinemaphile?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss watching G4 all day every day.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how old are you jesus christ

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they hate JRPGs so much?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because JRPGs suck

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are no flattering poses for her body type
    this comment thread is hilarious. Is there even a photographer that is able to shoot Morgan Webb so she doesn't look like a fridge?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        when did Morgan Webb become an amputee?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I talk to a lot of stupid people on Cinemaphile but its still unusual to meet someone who has yet to master object permanence

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep fricking your monkeys, idiot. You have too much knowledge of primates and their lack of object permanence. Or maybe you frick little kids of 4 years old?

            You are shit photogtapher if you think that photo of Morgan Webb with white socks on white chair is good. Stupid feminist c**t.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What in the unhinged frick am i even reading

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                because you are weak stupid subhuman trash. Russians won because idiots like you. Let's hope russians soldiers will invade America and rape you so you will learn a lesson of not oppressing White American Men, real men, not some white knights or wiggers.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Russia won
                >Russia is going to invade america
                >Can't even successfully invade the poorest country in europe that happens to share a border

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Russians are destroying best NATO mercenaries in Ukraine right now. The stronger Russia will be surprise for you all c**ts in America just like a favourite tv show about video games that went to shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Russians are destroying best NATO mercenaries in Ukraine right now

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are dumb diversity hired stinky c**t. Go frick yourself.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              ESL having a stroke

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just a russiaBlack person from /misc/ best to ignore it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how about a little diversity, are you racist c**t? you are supposed to accept ESL and non-whites.

                Just kidding, Russians soldiers will rape your ass anyway.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain to us how Russian soldiers fricking each other in the ass isn't gay.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have that in text? /k/ are the only hope of real White American men. not these useless c**ts.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl whos painfully mid but has DDs #3 million

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    G4 went garbage since 2007 because of executives decided to have diversity? So typical. The whole country is going into abyss because of too much diversity.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She took the call...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AOTS and having women like Olivia Munn, who have absolutely no idea what they're talking about, killed the network.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its "fake gamer gurlz" fault
        >not the 87 hours of cops and cheaters

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Cops and Cheaters stuff came about because comcast didn't want to spend money to make more original content on a channel that was slowly dying. They were just trying to keep some viewers while they were working on the Esquire network rebrand deal.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the channel went to shit post techtv merger
            xplay was unfunny cringe shit and AOTS was the begining of the end with its shitty faux hawk frat bro non sense

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gamer girls shitting up the network led to even worse programming.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            guess the game was rigged from the start

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's no-ones fault, both of those options literally prolonged the companies life in the face of their core demographic no longer watching TV and switching to primarily internet based entertainment instead. They are a casualty of technological change, refusing to pivot and suffering the results.

          Success of channels like Linus Tech Tips shows there's still demand, just not on TV.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Success of channels like Linus Tech Tips
            Anon... I...

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              the linus channel was and could still be extremely successful despite being itself

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What? It's been a roughly a decade since TechTV/G4 died and even more since they were struggling. LTT making their own recent missteps with troony shit doesn't make anything of what I said less true.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            linus is specific to computer hardware
            g4 was explicitly gaming content besides that one car drift show with the black guy getting car booth babes to flash the camera

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >g4 was explicitly gaming content
              lmfao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah, g4 came out of techtv and that was mostly not gaming at all. there was also anime and shit way back before that was a thing.

                >g4 was explicitly gaming content

                >t.gays that didnt watch the OG 02-04 era
                sorry your life is devoid of soul

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Graduated in 2006. I watched that shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                no you didnt Black person
                youd know pre-~~*techTV*~~ the channel was 100% vidya

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >youd know pre-~~*techTV*~~ the channel was 100% vidya
                No it wasn't you fricking moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron posts techtv show

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I started out with TechTV not G4 cringe, homosexual. TechTV was actually dedicated to tech and teaching with gaming and other cool nerd shit. G4 wanted to be Spike TV so fricking bad.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pros vs joes was awesome

                Exit is where the entrance is.

                What does that mean? I don’t think whatever phrase this is translates to English well

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it means butt sex im pretty sure

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought that was haram

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe but muslims abuse the shit out of little boys

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pros vs joes was awesome
                You really couldn't go wrong with TechTV's line up. Most of my computer knowledge to this day comes from Leo and Chris

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pros v joes was spike tv moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it means you can go frick off from here. Just get lost. Exit from the hole you entered here. Doesn't matter how many languages you speak, you fricking linguistic professor, if you are stupid from the birth, nothing will help you. Your fate is to be ass raped by Russian soldiers.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go home, Vlad. You're drunk.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that was post merger with homosexual ass king of faux hawks kevin periera
                OG G4 is literally all vidya
                cinematech, filter, portal, cheaters, judgment day, game makers, icons, g4tv.com starcade reruns, fake ass Arena, players

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                *cheat, not cheaters

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in between COPS, Star Trek and whatever else random bullshit they could fill into the slots

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Canadian G4 never actually aired Cheaters or COPS

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Canadian G4
                >pretends most americans had this package deal
                you're not good at this

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Canada has some law where a certain % of the shows broadcast on a channel have to be produced domestically.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. homosexual who cant read 2002-2004 pre merger

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah, g4 came out of techtv and that was mostly not gaming at all. there was also anime and shit way back before that was a thing.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >g4 was explicitly gaming content

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah, g4 came out of techtv and that was mostly not gaming at all. there was also anime and shit way back before that was a thing.

                >g4 was explicitly gaming content
                lmfao

                In the beginning there were 2 networks; G4 (focused on gaming) and TechTv (focused on computers and tech). TechTV was much more popular than G4, so comcast bought TechTV and merged the two networks into G4TechTv. I believe they dropped the TechTv name within a year of the merger and were just known as G4 from then on.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >g4 was explicitly gaming content
              G4 was a rebrand of TechTV as their first attempt at staying in business.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >youd know pre-~~*techTV*~~ the channel was 100% vidya
                No it wasn't you fricking moron.

                G4 briefly existed as it's own obscure channel prior to the merger with TechTV. You only got it if you had the super ultra mega premium package with every channel known to man.
                I can recall flipping through channels when we first got satellite tv and they were airing CS 1.6 tournaments.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i thought g4 was a thing in canada, i didnt know anyone in canada who ever heard of it but i assumed it must have existed somewhere

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope
                it was on att/comcast digital mid package, stuff like the mtv/vh1 channels outside mtv2 and Speed channel wasnt on it

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did russians manage to divert USA from the prosperity? Since 1950s russians sleeper agents work tirelessly and infiltrated higher political circles of America.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solid Snake on a plane!

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *THWACK!*

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy I went to HS with somehow got on the show for one of their video call in question segments. Was neat.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morgan Webb is just too big for a women, she is the epitome of the "fridge body". White entitled c**ts in America are like that.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was never much good, there just weren't any alternatives at the time.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to America since 1970s? Why is it becoming weaker? Why CIA israeliteBlack folk in cahoots with Russians?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      20th century USA was a massive bubble, CIA was always on their own side tho

      Man this thread really reminds me why i left this websites for years. Genuinely impossible to have a discussion without some fricking esl schizo thinking hes an le epic tr0ll master. I miss 07 so bad bros

      the schizos make for most entertainment but you go and get yourself salty.

      [...]
      [...]
      In the beginning there were 2 networks; G4 (focused on gaming) and TechTv (focused on computers and tech). TechTV was much more popular than G4, so comcast bought TechTV and merged the two networks into G4TechTv. I believe they dropped the TechTv name within a year of the merger and were just known as G4 from then on.

      yeah but idk if any of the g4 shows actually continued, techtv content was all there was.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why was CIA always on Russian side?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the CIA needs a boogeyman to consolidate power

          The main TechTv shows that came over were The ScreenSavers and Extended Play. Everything else on the network was either "new" content made specifically for g4techtv, or holdovers from G4.

          screensavers and xplay AND their spinoff series AND all the side shit techtv had like the licensed jap shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main TechTv shows that came over were The ScreenSavers and Extended Play. Everything else on the network was either "new" content made specifically for g4techtv, or holdovers from G4.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man this thread really reminds me why i left this websites for years. Genuinely impossible to have a discussion without some fricking esl schizo thinking hes an le epic tr0ll master. I miss 07 so bad bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exit is where the entrance is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has become Cinemaphile for movies

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That useless c**t linguist sure speaks 20 languages, son of a b***h trash. Russians soldiers wouldn't even need to be ESL. they will bend you and ass rape you with batons.

    It is not a joke, Russia is becoming stronger. Russia has $350 billion trade with China now. In a decade RUssians soldiers will land in whatever shithole you live in the midwest and rape you. Prepare dilate your butthole, dumbass trash.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CIA will take their private jets and leave America into their hiding holes in Latin America. While all of you here will be assraped by Russian soldiers.

    There is this funny tv show Occupied about Norway being assraped by Russian soldiers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez, even some low level CIA officers will be assraped while on their way to the airfield. Russian soldiers are not punished for raping Americans.

      Are you lost?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bot must have broke

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off and keep discussing your shitty game shows. While Russian soldiers are getting real battle experience in Ukraine which they will use later to invade your midwest shitholes and rape every single one of you c**t trashes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >raping a 3/10 with poor anal hygiene
          That’s a commitment to rape that I can respect.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            with batons though.

            >economy in shambles
            >mercenaries and soldiers turned against the state
            >cant beat one of the poorest countries in Europe

            yбeй ceбя

            Ukraine is a training ground for Russians soldiers. Keep believing whatever your msm tells you. Russian baton waits for you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >economy in shambles
          >mercenaries and soldiers turned against the state
          >cant beat one of the poorest countries in Europe

          yбeй ceбя

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeez, even some low level CIA officers will be assraped while on their way to the airfield. Russian soldiers are not punished for raping Americans.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers are stupid imbeciles. You are weak trash. Russian kids have muscle memory from weapons training from early age. Russians made that Tarkov game with alleged "real" weapons dynamics to make Americans too impotent to fight off invasion.

    When Russian soldiers enter your county, just leave your houses with hands over your heads. Proceed to wherever Russian soldiers will command you to.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dave from Portal fell off the face of the earth. Dude has no online presence, which is interesting since he was involved with tv and tech.

    I guess he just go tired of acting. I hope he's doing well!

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That dude from Blister was that guy in high school that thought he was hilarious but annoyed the ever-living shit out of everyone around him with his jokes.

    Honestly the worst host of OG G4.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord Farquaad lookin ass.

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