Why the frick would I ever go to Marble Slab or Cold Stone when I can go to the store and buy a big tube of ice cream, toppings and make it however I want for the same price and have it last me for 10 servings?
because you aren't a fatass that needs 10 servings of ice cream that you'll need to eat before it develops freezer burn, nor are you a poorgay that is unwilling to pay for convenience factor. right?
I don't know how much of this is due to moving away from my college town but Jeremiah's has had a dude serve me at the window the last two times I've gone, what a rip-off. And before that it was a girl with the unfortunate combination of fat with mid breasts
Girls' skin is at its best chilly and covered in goosebumps
Cold Stone is fricking lame. I don't need to watch a guy slap my ice cream around for 5 minutes and sing songs only to have it half mixed. Tasty but stupid. Rather get a pint of something at the grocer if thats my only choice.
For me it's having to ask for the "Love It" size after a trek to the shop. I'm better off financially than I used to be so minor strifes like this kinda mimic the enhanced sweetness that used to come from an irresponsible splurge
What do you call it when a store or restaurant tries to be more authentic with its subtitle, like instead of saying "ice cream shop" they call themselves a "creamery"? Or when a restaurant doesn't call itself a restaurant, but a "kitchen". Or instead of pub they call it a "Taphouse"
It seems pretentious and annoying and you just know the owner/operator has a waxed Daniel Plainview moustache.
>instead of saying "ice cream shop" they call themselves a "creamery"?
a creamery makes their own ice cream whereas a ice cream shop buys their ice cream from some producer and then sells it
> Have a masters degree. > Been in prison once. > Life ruined forever.
How true is this? It doesn't seem fair. Isn't the point of prison rehabilitation.
>Let's have our company fire the good-natured protagonist of the story, Paul Rudd, whom the public universally adores, that'll be good product placement for us
I haven't eaten their ice cream since I saw this movie. Why did they agree to this?
P.rudd
more like P.chudd
No I'm here for ice cream
Why the frick would I ever go to B&R when Marble Slab and Cold Stone exist
Why the frick would I ever go to Marble Slab or Cold Stone when I can go to the store and buy a big tube of ice cream, toppings and make it however I want for the same price and have it last me for 10 servings?
because you aren't a fatass that needs 10 servings of ice cream that you'll need to eat before it develops freezer burn, nor are you a poorgay that is unwilling to pay for convenience factor. right?
you cant leer at the cute girls who work there if you do that
I don't know how much of this is due to moving away from my college town but Jeremiah's has had a dude serve me at the window the last two times I've gone, what a rip-off. And before that it was a girl with the unfortunate combination of fat with mid breasts
Girls' skin is at its best chilly and covered in goosebumps
t. picks the ice cream with the lowest level so scooping it requires bending over
my local walmart got badder b***hes than the marble slab
>Marble Slab
>it's real
what the frick? is that a cold stone parody creamery?
Where do you live that you have tubes of ice cream?
Cold Stone fricking SUCKS
I like Amy's Ice Creams :3
>:3
what are you some type of queer?
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION
GET IN THE CAR!
I see you
Cold Stone is fricking lame. I don't need to watch a guy slap my ice cream around for 5 minutes and sing songs only to have it half mixed. Tasty but stupid. Rather get a pint of something at the grocer if thats my only choice.
For me it's having to ask for the "Love It" size after a trek to the shop. I'm better off financially than I used to be so minor strifes like this kinda mimic the enhanced sweetness that used to come from an irresponsible splurge
I would never go to an ice cream parlor again if I could find a store that sells plain sweet cream ice cream.
those also both suck
>cold stone
overpriced and overrated
no give me the rainbow sherbet so my poop can turn green
What do you call it when a store or restaurant tries to be more authentic with its subtitle, like instead of saying "ice cream shop" they call themselves a "creamery"? Or when a restaurant doesn't call itself a restaurant, but a "kitchen". Or instead of pub they call it a "Taphouse"
It seems pretentious and annoying and you just know the owner/operator has a waxed Daniel Plainview moustache.
>instead of saying "ice cream shop" they call themselves a "creamery"?
a creamery makes their own ice cream whereas a ice cream shop buys their ice cream from some producer and then sells it
No. I don't eat goyslop. 31 flavors of palm oil and corn syrup.
Can I get a hat wobble instead?
NUDE TAYNE, STEVE!
Yes please. Congratulations on the new book and thank you for saving the Earth.
> Have a masters degree.
> Been in prison once.
> Life ruined forever.
How true is this? It doesn't seem fair. Isn't the point of prison rehabilitation.
Are you 12 years old?
FREEDOM EAGLE!!! He is damaged as he got caught.
Ant-Man 3 was dog shit. Michael Douglas is an insufferable moronic homosexual
he was barely in it
>Let's have our company fire the good-natured protagonist of the story, Paul Rudd, whom the public universally adores, that'll be good product placement for us
I haven't eaten their ice cream since I saw this movie. Why did they agree to this?
Absolutely abhorrent post