Welcome to The Krusty Krab, what'll you be having?

Welcome to The Krusty Krab, what'll you be having?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the footlong salty sea dog, with a side order of kelp rings (with salty sauce, of course!). And to wash it all down, a large seafoam soda.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY YHE PRICES ARE SO LOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their currency is sand dollars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No sea Biden

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jews are strictly persecuted in Bikini Bottom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Krabs is a crypto israelite though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there's no cryptocurrency in Bikini Bottom, silly

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the soup of the day?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kelp rings
    >kelp shake
    Is it an onion shake?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one of everything and give it to plankton

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't Plankton just DoorDash some Krabby Patties?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. Because then the series would be over.

        I miss when the Krabby Patty was just a good meal and not the cornerstone to the entire undersea world. It's funnier if this is all a petty rivalry between businesses instead of some epic battle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know Satan, you tell me

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been rewatching the first few seasons on Amazon prime. I consider this peak animation Fight me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i re-watch them daily. (season 1-3)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's the outro theme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >children will never hear this because credits just roll over the last 30 seconds now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah you're right. It's peak television in general

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the Triple Crabby Me, please.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It just occurred to me that I can't believe there isn't a real Krusty Krab restaurant in either of the Nick affiliated theme parks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can't do it. They've hyped up the krabby patty to be the best burger in the world, anything the sell in its place will only disappoint.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. The income from one or two restaurants selling overpriced theme park burgers would be nothing compared to the millions of online posts and youtube videos saying that the real Krabby Patties suck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But still, they really should have by now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they did it for Butterbeer and it tastes like shit anyway. They don’t care as long as it sells.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can find rip-off Krusty Krabs all over the 3rd world

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'll take the Sailor's Surprise with some Salt sauce, and a Footlong Golden Loaf with sauce on my chest :^)

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    triple krabby burger with cheese meal. side of kelp rings and salty sauce. large sea soda.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wgats the real life equivalent of a golden loaf???

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried, on a stick with mayonnaise

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is sab chaasa? Is it some American in-joke?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sea cheese

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you sirs!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The seaman surprise please

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB
    WE GOT THAT HAMBURGER WE GOT THAT DAB
    WE GOT THAT SPECIAL SAUCE homie THATS HERE
    WE DONT FRICK WITH PLANKTON, WE MAKING IT CLEAR

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