I miss when the Krabby Patty was just a good meal and not the cornerstone to the entire undersea world. It's funnier if this is all a petty rivalry between businesses instead of some epic battle.
This. The income from one or two restaurants selling overpriced theme park burgers would be nothing compared to the millions of online posts and youtube videos saying that the real Krabby Patties suck.
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB
WE GOT THAT HAMBURGER WE GOT THAT DAB
WE GOT THAT SPECIAL SAUCE homie THATS HERE
WE DONT FRICK WITH PLANKTON, WE MAKING IT CLEAR
For me it's the footlong salty sea dog, with a side order of kelp rings (with salty sauce, of course!). And to wash it all down, a large seafoam soda.
WHY YHE PRICES ARE SO LOW
Their currency is sand dollars.
No sea Biden
Jews are strictly persecuted in Bikini Bottom
Mr. Krabs is a crypto israelite though
there's no cryptocurrency in Bikini Bottom, silly
What's the soup of the day?
>kelp rings
>kelp shake
Is it an onion shake?
one of everything and give it to plankton
Why didn't Plankton just DoorDash some Krabby Patties?
Checked. Because then the series would be over.
I miss when the Krabby Patty was just a good meal and not the cornerstone to the entire undersea world. It's funnier if this is all a petty rivalry between businesses instead of some epic battle.
I don't know Satan, you tell me
I’ve been rewatching the first few seasons on Amazon prime. I consider this peak animation Fight me
i re-watch them daily. (season 1-3)
for me, it's the outro theme
>children will never hear this because credits just roll over the last 30 seconds now
nah you're right. It's peak television in general
I'll take the Triple Crabby Me, please.
It just occurred to me that I can't believe there isn't a real Krusty Krab restaurant in either of the Nick affiliated theme parks.
They can't do it. They've hyped up the krabby patty to be the best burger in the world, anything the sell in its place will only disappoint.
This. The income from one or two restaurants selling overpriced theme park burgers would be nothing compared to the millions of online posts and youtube videos saying that the real Krabby Patties suck.
But still, they really should have by now.
Nah, they did it for Butterbeer and it tastes like shit anyway. They don’t care as long as it sells.
You can find rip-off Krusty Krabs all over the 3rd world
Yeah, I'll take the Sailor's Surprise with some Salt sauce, and a Footlong Golden Loaf with sauce on my chest :^)
triple krabby burger with cheese meal. side of kelp rings and salty sauce. large sea soda.
wgats the real life equivalent of a golden loaf???
I'll take a King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried, on a stick with mayonnaise
What is sab chaasa? Is it some American in-joke?
sea cheese
Thank you sirs!
The seaman surprise please
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB
WE GOT THAT HAMBURGER WE GOT THAT DAB
WE GOT THAT SPECIAL SAUCE homie THATS HERE
WE DONT FRICK WITH PLANKTON, WE MAKING IT CLEAR