Well?

...did the LOTR trilogy suck?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only ROTK sucks

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched all in the cinema on release and legit disliked ROTK, the only movie I didn't rewatch at the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the worst of the trilogy.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship is an all time great film. Two Towers is OK. Return of the King is meh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is she asian or latina

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    invincible ghost army saves the day. Absolute dogshit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >invincible ghost army saves the day. Absolute dogshit
      that's not even the main problem, but it gets all the shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the strength and also the weakness of the fantasy genre. You can take the characters all the way to the brink of almost certain destruction for maximum drama because you always have a deus ex machina you can pull out to save everyone's ass in the end. Just like Harry Potter being absolutely dead to rights against the basilisk in Chamber of Secrets, but then the Phoenix swoops in at just the right time and makes everything alright again.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    millenial goyslop

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship is kino, ROTK is kino but on a lesser scale (too long and bloated), Two Towers is definitely the weakest at 7-8/10, the ents were atrocious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't return of the king have something nuts like a four and a half hour runtime?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the extended edition. honestly i like many of the scenes from it (specifically the mouth of sauron one) but it added a bunch of fluff. The faramir/denethor stuff should have been completely removed.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Is this a universally acclaimed and awarded film series?
    > Heh, youre just a pleb, this actually sucks
    > You think this movie with a 3/10 average rating is bad?
    > Heh youre just a pleb, its actually kino
    Contrarians are so predictable and boring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grow up you fricking pussy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just typical contrarian young person bullshit.

      "Oh you loved that thing that everyone loves and universally praises? Actually it's sexist/racist/Terrible CGI/uninteresting/unoriginal/outdated/blah blah-dy-fricking-blah"

      It's just trolling, like every other dumbass post on this ancient relic of a site.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just accept that some people don't like your children movies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the CGI in Lord of the Rings is very good
        Entirely sincere, very tasteful post. Like them or not, these films look like arse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just typical contrarian young person bullshit.

      "Oh you loved that thing that everyone loves and universally praises? Actually it's sexist/racist/Terrible CGI/uninteresting/unoriginal/outdated/blah blah-dy-fricking-blah"

      It's just trolling, like every other dumbass post on this ancient relic of a site.

      This. It's just the usual Cinemaphile contrarianism that floats around this site. Theyre posting it just for (you)s and attention. It'll switch from LOTR to something else soon enough.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just typical contrarian young person bullshit.

        "Oh you loved that thing that everyone loves and universally praises? Actually it's sexist/racist/Terrible CGI/uninteresting/unoriginal/outdated/blah blah-dy-fricking-blah"

        It's just trolling, like every other dumbass post on this ancient relic of a site.

        contrarians like christopher tolkien?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROTK cured my insomnia

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, it is still the best trilogy out of all the trilogies

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's great and mogs Star Wars, Dune, Harry Potter, Marvel, and all other epic series.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SW
      sure
      >Dune
      no

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares above your sci-fi slop Herbert gay

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    extended editions suck

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fellowship > two towers > rotk.

    rotk would have been fine if it weren't for the ghost army laziness but I guess if they didn't end the battle the way they did it would have been a 5 hour movie so it's somewhat understandable. rest of the movie is still very enjoyable

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's overrated by mid iq plebs

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hackson eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25, reducing the aesthetic and philosophical impact of the creation to nothing.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As with all of the big early 2000s trilogies, (LotR, Star Wats, Matrix, Pirates) the first one is great and then they get progressively worse.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jackson made a brilliant film series out of an interminably boring tome only baby boomers could get through.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1>2,>3

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship is a decent adventure movie but suffers from being just the first part of the story. Towers and Return are just pretty bad.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOTR 10/10 TT 9/10 ROTK 8/10. All around they are all great. I like them

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Post your order then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maggoty bread and the wine menu please.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the elephant cgi ruined the entire trilogy for me, that scene with legolas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ??? autism

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not an issue. The CGI jumped the shark in 2T with the rows upon rows of baddies surrounding the castle, stretching out all the way to the horizon. There's no way that army could have been defeated. After that, any CGI excesses paled in comparison.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No on cares what you zoomers think about this master piece.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers like christopher tolkien?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this series is RW coded and problematic and I'm tired of pretending its not. The average fan of these movies ia 35 year old cis white male so that tells you everything you want to know. The review bombing of Rings of Power (which was also v problematic but in other ways) is another indication of its Nazi fanbase.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >RW coded
      qrd?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically kys.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The books are better. Are boring but less boring than the movies

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baskin in the sun
    roberts did come with a
    trust that was absolute the
    fund was endless and
    band members all rejoiced

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely not even the edgelords of Cinemaphile would condemn LOTR

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean like christopher tolkien did?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >written by two women

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Return of the King was the type of movie that you wouldn't understand why every critic was giving it 5/5 star reviews unless you were there watching it in the theatres when it came out. Watching it at home will not give you the same feel I think. It's the culmination of a 9 hour story and half the movie is just battle scenes. The theater is the only way to experience it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. Regardless of the content, it, itself was an experience. The torrenting pirates will never truly understand what is meant by "kino." They belong in gaol, prisoners of the F.B.I.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they'd re-release them where I live, I would go see it no questions asked.

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